We’re baaaaaa-aaack and more importantly I am full time (insert evil laugh here)! Wooot woo!
This very first episode I think it is pretty light. What little conflict you do see is pretty self-explanatory, so I’m going to try and keep this short and sweet.
During our hiatus, Lisa and myself (NOTE: It’s Lisa and I!!! NOT Lisa and myself! Damn these Houewives will NEVER get this right!) grew very close, and Adrienne and myself grew very, very far apart. (She did it again! Unreal!) Let me just say that besides the fact that Adrienne brought me into this group in the first place she definitely tried her hardest to exclude me from the group after the reunion. . .A couple of people did actually, but clearly it didn’t work.
So coming into this season I am none too pleased with Adrienne, because I need this more than anyone else.
I was nervous to see Kim at the Villa Blanca party, but she looked happy and healthy. Although we didn’t really say much to one another I am very glad to see her healthy.
I meet for the first time Yolanda Foster and my first impression was that she was STUNNING and very friendly. I tell her that her ex-husband Mohamed is a friend of mine and she says yes it is a very small town. I then (as I always do) joke that yes Beverly Hills is such a small town that everyone knows everyone and everyones slept with everyone. JOKES people.
Sadly it didn’t take Taylor and Kyle long to start talking behind my back about it, as they like to do so much.
As far as Kyle’s daughter’s birthday goes, I did kind of feel like I was forcing myself onto the party guest list. But I really would like things to be better between Kyle and myself.
This was a very tame episode and I’m super nervous for the next one and all of the rest of them actually!
Until next week.
Brandi was supposed to be “HeadBitch” of Beverly Hills last season! October 12, 2011…