SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: Andy Cohen “Nominee”… StoopidestHousewife “VoteNOW!”… BubbaJax Bankruptcy Story “Stolen”…Jillz… Melissa Gorga “Stripper2011″…

October 26, 2012  10:00 am

Will MissAndy’s takeover of late night television never end?  As mentioned previously, MissAndy will be host… for the third time… of the Miss Universe pageant.  MissAndy really wants to be known as a late-night-talk-show host… and he’s made some headway in that direction.  MissAndy is nominated for a People’sChoice Award!  MissAndy is in there with the BigBoys!!

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Other sites have picked up on our friend, FauxReality’s item re BubbaJax upcoming deposition in the Laurita’s SignatureApparel bankruptcy.  The other sites have NOT credited FauxReality with their hard work, digging up this information!  They bypass giving credit to FRE by stating that they got the info from an “unnamed atty”!  What a bunch of BULLSH*T!   If you want the real information, read the ORIGINAL item at FauxReality

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                                                                                          “2012 Stoopidest Housewife… Cynthia Bailey”

We need a NEW Stoopidest Housewife for 2012!  Here’s the selection process:

  • Each Housewife franchise will be included in a poll
  • each poll will be available on SH for two days
  • after voting for each franchise has been completed
  • the Housewives voted the “Stoopidest” from each franchise will comprise the final poll
  • the “2013 STOOPIDEST Housewife” will be decided from the final poll

Vote now for the Stoopidest Atlanta Housewife!

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That robotatron known as Jillz just doesn’t give up!  Jillz will be the guest speaker at a Women’s Luncheon next month.  Why?  Because apparently Jillz told them this:

In addition to her on-screen and business endeavors, Zarin is a well sought-after public speaker.

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                                                    “I wouldn’t allow PrinceAlbie to go!  He had work to do!”

Billy Joel had a big party, which included his daughter, AlexaRay… and none of the Manzoids were there!  What happened?!?!?!

From NYDailyNews:

“Joel’s pal Sting, megamogul Ronald Perelman and his daughter, Samantha, celebrity chef Lidia Bastianich and Joel’s 26-year-old daughter Alexa Ray Joel were all treated to a lengthy performance by the “Piano Man,” our snitch said. He showered them with hits including “Scenes From an Italian Restaurant,” “She’s Always a Woman to Me,” and “Just the Way You Are.”

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WHY the big deal about Melissa Gorga being a stripper????  The info was all out last year when the New Jersey sub-humans visited WendyWilliams in October 2011 (without Tree, of course!)… watch as MeGo says that JoGo is a RE developer (Joe’s Construction Site) and their money situation is “good” at the 6:35 mark:

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The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
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45 Responses to SH “HIT AND RUN” FRIDAY: Andy Cohen “Nominee”… StoopidestHousewife “VoteNOW!”… BubbaJax Bankruptcy Story “Stolen”…Jillz… Melissa Gorga “Stripper2011″…

  1. CJ says:

    What, the Manzoids didn’t make the guest list cut? I’m shocked! Doesn’t Billy Joel know what big stars the Manoids are and how close Albie is with AlexaRay?

  2. i'm from jersey says:

    Faux Real has become my second favorite site. I saw all of her information on another site (who shall remain nameless) and wondered WHEN they were going to thank FREE… It’s such a shame that no one is giving credit where it’s due :-(

  3. maybeitsyou says:

    Love the Fred Sanford shirt :) Great pic of Carowhiny , funny how the unhappiness shows on the face. No matter how often she tries , you can’t blame anyone else for that kind of unhappiness.After seeing that picture I feel the need to repeat myself. Don’t you know Teresa is happy waking up in the morning knowing she doesn’t have to live the stressed out MissChuckiedadon’s life!! Kudos to Billy for not wanting that mug at his party. I’ve seen different figures on how much money is involved in Jax’s case , I wonder which amount is the truth (if any).

    • CJ says:

      The BK trustee’s figure for fraud and misappropriation of funds by the Laurita’s is $8Million. The total BK is $55Million. There is no speculation here, the docs were available via PACER until the judge ordered all documents sealed.

      • maybeitsyou says:

        That’s was one of the figures I saw (55m) but I assumed it was too high to be real. Geeezzz, Teresa & Joe ended up what? 8 mill in the tank. & I thought that was bad, of couse I bet Jax did too…..then. You do have to wonder how much the wife knows before hand. I mean did she (or T for that matter) think their husbands were just really really good at what they did? I wouldn’t think the guy could hide the truth that well. Unless, of course the wife didn’t want to know the truth. Then she wouldn’t be questioning it to start with.

  4. DDisher says:

    Billy Joel is so jealous of Caroline because her kids are children of privilege. It envelopes them.

  5. Hersandra says:

    Trust Jacqueline to suddenly be “sick” on the day of her deposition.

    • Ana Cephaly says:

      Instead of swearing on the Bible for the trial, she will swear on her autistic son.

      • CJ says:

        I’m wondering if they won’t have her in rehab or a mental institution by Nov. 13. The BK trustee, Michael Fox, is going to decimate her. She’ll have her counsel present, but Jax is going to find out the meaning of an adversarial position in a big way.

        Her tears, pouting, befuddled expressions, dazed eyes, etc. aren’t going to work.

  6. maybeitsyou says:

    That’s the funny thing about the Jax type , I think she’s fooling no one but herself. Carowhine on the other hand , I’m not sure she’s even doing that. I think that’s why she can’t get past her problems. It’s one of the funniest things about these “reality” shows. How they actually think they’re fooling someone & the whole time they’re making fools of themselves, with no clue!! Bwahhahaha! I’m sorry , but that just strikes me as so funny.

  7. scooter says:

    I just read the whole Fauxreality and my mouth is still open from all the info it disclosed..holy sh…

  8. romoshedint says:

    I had to laugh when Larry King gave Cohen the side eye on his ridiculous game and said well this sure isn’t a serious show, is it? Way to bring that dumbass down a few pegs, King. Lol!!

    • missingrealityused2bjoan says:

      Romo any chance for Ms. Andy to be schooled is a good one…loved it when Ramona called him out on the reunion show about always bringing up her drinking… King doesn’t sound like he’s up on the Bravo Blah Blah if he thought he was on a serious show… Larry was a consumate interviewer in his day but towards the end it was time to hang up the suspenders… ;)

      • romoshedint says:

        I know. Did you see the flashy suspenders he had on last night? He was struttin’ ;-) blue sequin. Look out!

  9. forblogs says:

    I would vote for Atlanta’s dumbest “housewife,” but I haven’t seen any episodes this season.
    Are they on yet?

  10. forblogs says:

    a popular quote for Carline Manzo:
    “At 20, you have the face you were born with.
    At 40, you have the face you purchased.
    At 60, you have the face you deserve.”

    • dch60 says:

      She’s ahead of the game… she already has the face she deserves at 50… ten years ahead of schedule.

  11. madepiley says:

    When the peoples choice winner turns out to be a hetro I wonder if Andy will jackhole it?

  12. njinthehouse says:

    Was anyone else disgusted by how Andy kept saying “Don’t trust the BIIIIIIIIIIITCH in Apt 23″. We get it. You hate women!

  13. Wesley!!! says:

    I’ll vote for anyone but Andy. If Andy wins over David Letterman or Chelsea Handler then the world’s coming to an end.

  14. maybeitsyou says:

    Sometimes it’s like the dull bulbs are determined to prove they’re the dull bulbs. Lol!! You do have to wonder if it ever crosses the minds of people like Caro whatever you may believe you’ve hidden you’re bringing it into the light with your actions & the sad/angry look you always carry. It’s like Cruise & the couch jumping thing. If I didn’t believe a certain thing about him before , I totally believed it after. No one runs that hard unless something’s after them (if you know what I mean.) You would think she would realize it’s not Tre that has to go home & deal with Caro’s real life problems. So you’re not hurting her by hating her. Once a person proves they have these types of problems & are feeling so powerless to face them, no thinking person will respect your opinon of anyone anyway. It’s like taking an angry Pee-Wee Herman’s opinon. As bad as it sounds to admit & as sad as it is , that kind of cluelessness on her part & Tamara’s is one of the reasons I love these shows ;P Sad to say I know. But I can’t wait till NJ’s new season starts! (Awful I know , the last one hasn’t really ended but…) I love seeing these two point out the “flaws” in others & then get angry that the other won’t see it. Grrrrr !!! Lol!! Do you suppose Caro ever sees her pics & how sad & angry she looks??

  15. maybeitsyou says:

    Think about it how much more boring were the first couple of seasons of the O.C. compared to the last few? As much as we hate to eggmitt it , we love the drama & spinning heads.

    • dch60 says:

      I really liked the first season of OC. It was enough drama without cutting each other down. I liked seeing the ladies have fun. Just like I thought NJ was a lot more enjoyable during the short time that Missy and Teresa were getting along even though the others were still a hot mess. It would have been even better if the others were having a good time along with them.

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