October 25, 2012 4:25 pm
Since it has been well-established that Melissa Gorga CANNOT sing, it would behoove her to take advantage of her fellow Housewife … Kandi Burruss’… offer!
Kandi is now casting for the “KandiFactory”… and Kandi could make MeGo a singing superstar!
Besides vocals, Kandi also requires that the person selected can dance!
“TheKandiFactory” will produce a music video and the ability to dance would be a good thing…
If Melissa does NOT make it through Kandi’s selection process and does NOT become a candidate for Kandi to propel into singing superstardom… it would be time for Joe Gorga to submit HIS talents for ANOTHER Bravo show!
If you were not aware, Joe Gorga has downsized a bit. JoGo no longer describes himself as the “premiere home builder/developer” in New Jersey.
According to JoGo’s website, JoeGorgaConstruction, here are the services which JoGo can provide for you!
- Custom Pools & Installation
- Custom Spas & Installation
- Hardscape Features
- Masonry Work
- Stone Work
- Custom Patios
- Outdoor Kitchens
- Fire Pits
- Retaining Walls
- Custom Landscaping Projects
- Landscape Design
- Landscaping Lighting
- Sprinkler Systems
- All Types of Stucco
- All Types of Tree Work
- Tree Removal
- And Much More!
JoGo has taken a huge step backwards… from building custom homes to installing backyard ponds and removing trees!
Time for JoGo to call in Tabatha!!
If JoGo does NOT meet the requirements for Tabatha’s show, it would then be time for JoGo to pull out all the stops and fall back on his career as a Chippendale’s dancer…
JoGo needs to be VERY careful as a dancer! He’s simply too much for women to resist!
More than likely, his magnetic charms mixed with his “MagicMike” moves will be the cause for da Gorga’s to separate … women with much more to offer than MeGo will have poisoned JoGo’s brain!
BUT, Melissa is a survivor… and will be on the hunt for someone much better than JoGo!
MeGo will enlist he help of yet ANOTHER Bravo show! MeGo will turn up as one of the “ladies in waiting” to be selected for da Stanker’s show, MillionaireMatchmaker… which is NOW casting!!
Unfortunately, Melissa will NOT make the cut… despite pleas to Lord of the Housewives, MissAndy, to put in a good word with his good friend, da Stanker!
JoGo and MeGo will find that they were meant to be together, but they are lacking funds to support their facade of bein’ big time money people… as stated on FauxReality!
In another installment of As The Gorgas Turn, it appears that when Melissa Gorga announced “We Pay Our Bills” what she really meant to say was “We Pay Our Bills . . . sometimes . . . but not lately . . . so call me . . . maybe . . . baayyybeee”
BUT… all is not doom and gloom for Melissa and Joe! The gays just LOVE them… as proven by MeGo getting an Odyssey Award (even though there is no mention of her award on their website)!
So, what do the Gorga’s have left to do after they’ve been rejected by all the Bravo shows which are looking for new faces?
Da Gorgas story line has been the gaggingly disgusting “sexual chemistry” between them, so the only thing that da Gorgas could possibly do:
Just do a sex tape and get it over with!!! BLEEEECH!