October 25, 2012
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What does Lea think of the backbiting on Real Housewives of Miami? Is the show staged? And where is her secret porn tape? All is revealed! Come on in!”
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Anyone else watching RHOM tonight? Did it occur to anyone else that when Lea and her husband were talking about the imfamous case that he lost earlier this year and they asked their son his opinion about it it he says “I think that the police officers involved are lying under oath.” That maybe in a few years when he is an entitled teen driving an expensive car with a little to much to drink that the police officers that pull him over might just remember that? Yikes!
Yes, the son said that about the police as well as an outrageous comment about the judge in the case (obviously put into his head by his parents)–utterly nauseating, immoral, and unprofessional that Black would use his son as a tool to further his own agenda. Honestly, I think this is more evil in some ways than anything that the NJ Wives have done. And that ghastly Lea sat there like the cheshire cat she is and smiled. That Lea considers that slimeball Joe Francis a friend of hers says it all . . .
Stacy, thankfully the jury didn’t buy into Black’s defense. Most high profide defense attorneys are slim balls. Looks like Lea and Joe are priming their kid for the family business. Bad mouthing the police and judge was disgusting. Both of these public servants make a small fraction of what Black makes.
Without defense lawyers we wouldn’t have a justice system. You think it’s ok for a cop to pronounce a judgement. As unfair as the justice system can be, each part plays an important role. The state has all the power, and the defendant is there to make them prove their case. I don’t know all about this case. A grand jury is all for the state, and really what Joe G said is true, a ham sandwich can be indicted. I served a lot of jury duty never a grand jury but before the panel is picked the judge explains what you must do. It’s NOT a trial, it’s just to see if the state has enough evidence to go to trial. I have known cops to lie on stand, and I have seen people lie on stand just so they don’t have to be more involved then they already are. The older you get the more you see, and the least surprised you are over stuff. We still have habeas corpus and until that changes be glad there are lawyers that will work for people, because under our laws NO one is guilty until proven in court and found guilty.
Stacy: The John Goodman Trial March 23, 2012: http://stoopidhousewives.com/2012/03/23/real-housewives-of-miami-lea-black-husband-roy-blacks-case-verdict-just-in-guilty-on-both-counts-video/ TFC!! SH
Which I find ridiculous that he was out on bail under house arrest with ankle monitoring while appeals were in progress and had to have two off duty officers guard him as well. He was in the bathroom with a broken mirror and a pair of scissors trying to get the ankle bracelet off. So of to the Gun Metal Jail he went and now stays. Anyone who adopts he 42 yr old girlfriend to protect his 300 million from lawsuits is cheat and a scum. He paid the victims family 46 million and probably paid Roy black more than that. That John Goodman in my opinion is a huge liar and spoiled rotten baby. I hope he gets the book thrown at him for his latest crappy move. Total Loser.
I thought that was horrible the words those people put in that kids mouth. Awful!
I watched tonights episode, yes SD noticed that uncomfortable conversation, here in the tri-county it was a sensitive topic. Reminder to all “Don’t Drink and Drive” or if you’re hurt in a car accident don’t drink to kill the pain while you wait for the accident report to be done.
Oh my gosh, I know I’m behind the times, so can you tell me what “SD” means?
Lea’s husband represented a High profile case in Palm Beach regarding a drunk and driving incident where someone was killed. There was drama and controversy and made national news. Pulling a Forest Gump now and that’s all I am saying about this.
Oh yes I know all about that case–I followed it in the news. What made it really horrifying was that the drunk driver smashed into the victim’s car, which then ended up upside down in a canal, leaving the victim to drown in the canal. The driver didn’t call 911 until an hour later. What a horrific death that man suffered. It was a case of murder and nothing less. I just didn’t know what the acronym “SD” means–I can’t keep up with all of them–I thought it was something like DH (dear husband).
What I thought was odd about this defense was it was the same sorta thing that Juicy tried to say over his DUI. Drinking AFTER the wreck. Its almost like Mr Black wasn’t even really trying.
Exactly! So weird. Super dumb defense
Yeah, Black was being an immature sore loser. He couldn’t handle the fact that he lost, so he resorted to putting his innocent young son on camera to bash the police and judge. I have no words.
Right. The judge was lying? not good.
SD is another commenter.
Yes, realizing that now. Gosh I’m clueless sometimes
I’m sd!! lol
Back to the episode…..I am begining to take sides and not a fan of the Kar-Aint, Miss Big Mouth, stirring it up all the time. Jo-Ho and her sister and Joe Francis, unfortanitly I believe his story more than I believe Mego was a stripper. Miss Jo-Ho, like your hand bags and shoes, (wink/wink) no animal product there??
Good point about the handbags. I crushed just a little bit harder on Romain tonight for the way he handled it. Joe Francis was irritating though with his ZERO eye contact. And what a sleaze for kissing and telling. Needs his man card revoked.
MP, be careful, Jo-Ho and her sister seem like wild cats that like to scatch. Yes, he is cute; but he seems at a lost with Jo-Ho?
LOL. Well its just a TV crush so its ok. Not like I would ask my husband to buy me a ticket to Miami to visit his nightclub or nuttin. that would be just weird.
There’s always girls weekend, there could be a SH club, weekend get-a-way, SH Cruise, we could stalk the men of Bravo’s Housewives? Can you imagine, hanging in Jersey with those guys?
lol. That would be funny. If I ever go on a SH tour my first stop will be to hang out with Miles.
You have a TV crush on Roman and I have one on Marisol’s ex. We’ll just have a girls trip to Miami LuAnn style. If we get busted we can just tell out husbands,”oh don’t worry, I was just pulling a Countess. Now we just summon up Italians and speak in bad French and all will be forgtten.” Of course I’m kidding! lol
Can we make a detour to California so that I can meet up with Paul Nassif? I think he’s adorable.
A SH bus tour and we snag the men along the way; but no Crooks, we can take Eddy from the OC.
There are a few that would be on the fence for sure but absolutely no Crooks, no Tareque Salahi or Poopie Piggy sex addict old freak George, PT housewife’s Father.
I live here in northern Virginia not far from Salami’s winery (near Washington, DC), so NO, on our tour we will not be visiting bankrupt, White House crasher Salami. He portrayed himself as a DC society power-player, but everyone around here considered him a poseur.
I’m still not sure which team Eddy truly bats for.
More interesting to me than which team Eddy bats for is what on earth is his occupation? It seems so shrouded in mystery.
Sorry, I also need to see Heather’s husband–he’s really cute. Not serious, by the way–I don’t ever go after married men.
hee hee. We will just blame it on the Italians like classy gals that we are
My bags are already packed and btw, it’s a GIRL’s TRIP! Lol!! (easy Ramona)
Isn’t Miami on the Queen of sass tour ? Just a paddleboat ride away!
Loved joe Francis on tonight’s episode. It’s funny that joho discovered she n marta both screwed francis. Romain didn’t say anything cuz (1) it’s true and (2) francis knows lots of ppl and romain has a nightclub that caters to celebrities.
Joho’s comments about peta and celebrities was ridiculous. She’s delusional. Cant wait for Adriana to slap her.
Shame on leah for defending Goodman and soliciting business for her husband.
I didn’t see Joanna’s purse or shoes, so I’m just curious–do we know for sure that they are real leather? The reason I ask is that I buy only animal-friendly products, and the purses and shoes I buy look like real leather, but they are not. The really good faux-leather brands are so well-done that you would be hard-pressed to tell the difference from the real thing (and yes, those good brands tend to be expensive).
She has at least one Louis Vuitton bag. I’m not sure about her shoes though.
I believe Joe too. Based on Joanna’s reaction and Romain’s non-reaction. Ugh, KarenT is an ain’t as in if she was in my social circle I would be like, “Bish I ain’t tellin you chit!”
She a jabba jaws!
The Black family trial recap was bizarre propaganda. I thought the Joe Francis confrontation was surprising. Joanna doesn’t back off when she’s riled up but Roman was a bit too calm and disinterested. Marta looked completely strung out. Adriana and Alexia are very petty about Karent. Karent stirs too much sh\t with repeating all the trash talk—get the feeling she doesn’t have too many close girl friends so she is very awkward. Or she’s just a troublemaker. * I still think KarenT maintains the most decorum and control when confronted. Adriana is a gutter rat.
I think Romain seemed disinterested because he has emotionally checked out of the relationship already with Joanna (I can see it in his facial expressions)–mark my words–their relationship will not last much longer. Agree with you about Marta–she looked like she smoked pot and couldn’t stop laughing. Side note: I would never ever go to a dentist who employs a publicist and seems to be more concerned with being “accepted” by Miami society than she is being a healthcare professional.
I didn’t know dentists could inject Botox……but maybe since they inject Novocain-they have license to inject faces? I think her promoting herself has to do with having a celebrity clientele. I can’t help it…..there is something very old fashioned and proper about her, she’s devoted to supporting her parents and she wants to fit in. I don’t think she steals people’s limelight as much as she wants to be accepted.
Just my opinion, and having done a quick search on the internet, dentists injecting Botox is somewhat controversial. I think that only dermatologists and plastic surgeons should be injecting Botox for cosmetic purposes. The other acceptable specialists are neurologists and pain management physicians–I know this because I suffered from disabling migraines following a head injury, and Botox is often effective for severe headaches where nerve damage is involved. Insurance doesn’t always cover Botox for headaches as it is expensive, and I was finally cured by an oral anti-seizure medication (also used for migraines), so I didn’t need to go that route.
I am sorry to learn of your injury Stacy and glad you found the right treatment. It’s great to learn Botox has such a positive medical purpose. I’ve commented that its cosmetic use is concerning (boccelisim!) but if using it cosmetically makes someone happy -then good for them. World needs more happy people.
I couldn’t agree with you more–if some Botox makes a person happier with their appearance–I see nothing wrong with that at all. Similarly, I see nothing wrong with cosmetic surgery (I’ve had some myself) if it makes a person more confident about their appearance. My only issue is that cosmetic surgery is poorly regulated–basically any MD can legally perform cosmetic procedures, and that’s bad news.
I had botox injections in my hips, when it first came out. Insurance paid, but it was more of a diagnostic thing at the time. Also took an anti seizure pill, it was suppose to work for nerve damage, hated it. My thought process seemed slower, and my speech was slightly affected, didn’t work anyway. Because of my age O.A was NOT considered even though it was shown in MRI’s and x-rays. It was a couple years later when I turned 30 that I was taken serious, but by then my hips where shot and a replacements wouldn’t last my lifetime. The old replacements didn’t last like the new ones do. I have been told by my ortho, that the new ones can last 15-20 years with less restrictions. My aim is to hold off until next fall, if I am lucky and if my next 6 mos x-rays don’t show more damage. Gotta take that as good news, for me anyway.
Yikes KCC! Hang in there. Hope you get nothing but good news forever.
Johanna is pretty big for her britches. She slammed Teresa Guidice, Kim Karsashian and Joe Francis. Now don’t get me wrong it’s not like any of these people are Gandhi but still it’s pretty bold to slam the top dog reality ho’s and you just being a little start up reality ho. She sounded pretty stupid to deny what Joe Francis said the way she did. She flipped out and sounded like she was desperate and busted. She should have just said something like , Karent, have you ever met Joe before he is always so scandalous. Laughed it off and walked away. Then I would have grabbed Karent by the hair when the camera wasn’t around and said , bitch if you ever try to call me out like that on camera you’re going to regret it. If Karent wouldn’t have pressed that face to face she could have just shrugged it off instead of being put on the spot to defend it. Karent sucks.
Kar-Aint!
I like it, Kar-Aint it is!!!
I agree with your comment sd about Joanna and Karent/Kar-Aint, seems like every time she has liquid courage in her she has alot to say!
Wow meow I agree completely with your astute and pithy analysis!
HW’s bring out the pith in me
Mew
IMO Joe Francis is a straight up sleazebag. How in the world did he manage to land on RHOM?
It’s weird, he has alot of friends. He is a big reality ho too. I’ve seen him on the Simple Life with Paris, Keeping up with the Kardashians, now Miami. Kris Jenner claims she adores him. I don’t get it. I’m sure he has been on others too I just can’t recall right now.
He has so much $$$$ from exploiting those Spring break kids + get the feeling he’s traveled the ‘eyes wide shut’ party circuit–he might have dirt on everyone which makes him a player who is tolerated rather than crossed. Clueless Joanna doesn’t care who she crosses.
Miami is on again and Joe just said something about when Joanna was messing around with him it was around the same time she was sleeping around with Mohamed. Mohamed Hadid? He said they were in Cali and there’s only one Mohamed in CA… Lol
It’s prolly true.
Ew
JoHo
When these girls get around they REALLY get AROUND!
He’s human garbage. I won’t call him a pig because I love animals and pigs are incredibly intelligent and caring animals–it’s too disrespectful to pigs. How dare he talk about sex with Joanna? He’s just filthy.
I agree, but isn’t that how Andy picks his favorites?
If Joe Francis is now on RHOM, then count me out. He’s one of the sleaziest creatures on planet earth. I don’t want to look at his face, hear his voice, or even read his name.
Hers, feel the same way. Joe Francis is a new low, even for the HW franchise or Bravo.
But he’s a close personal friend of Lea……doesn’t say much for Lea.
Ok, I’ll say it first because it’s obvious. What did Lea do to her face? That’s not a fussy MeGo make up job going on there. Is it the Jillz liquilifty thing? She has a different face since last season is what I’m saying… Faceoff? Like the movie? No, she still looks like herself… I’ll stop.
I noticed that she looked different, I thought maybe she lost weight or refreshed her face. I can’t remember if she did lose weight from last season, not that she was heavy.
The only reason romain is still joho is to promote his nightclub IMO. Joe Francis is to powerful and he’s not gonna piss him off for some ho. I believe she screwed her way through Hollywood and settled for romain when there were no takers. I’m also betting Francis isn’t the first guy Marta screwed behind her sister’s back.
Yes, and Joe named four of his “friends” that also slept with her, including that Mohammed guy on Shahs and Vanderpumps’ “good friend”. (The old dude with the ginormous houses) Me thinks that maybe the sisters were escorts at different times while in LA and Francis was somehow involved.
That’s what I was thinking when Joe brought up Mohamed. He busted her azz. She should’ve just said to Joe, “Oh it’s like that?” and walked off. It would’ve been the end of it. Joanna is a dumb ho.
Omg these posts are hilarious and horneee!!! Keep on keepin on!
The question that is plaguing me now is does Romaine really want Joe Francis caliber “women” and anyone that would claim him as a “friend” trashing up his club? Thought it was upscale?
WhereTH is the security at Lisa’s party? They should’ve stepped up twice. Once to quiet down Joe and again when James tossed that man in the pool. Right?? Also who’s paying for that dj’s equipment that’s ruined? That’s messed up!
True. But this is a HW party so “security” was prolly given strict orders beforehand to not interfere with the planned drama.
I still cant get over Joe not being able to look anyone in the eyes. Its almost like he was struggling to remember his lines…. or knew on some level deep in his cold demented soul what he was saying was messed up and therefore his eyes were trained on some upper corner of the room and he couldn’t look his target in the eyes.
That is asuming Joe Francis has a soul.
True. True. He wants to be known as a total scumbag so this storyline was right up his alley. Who does that? Seriously, I feel like Joanna was prolly the most quality tail he ever had in his life(not that the bar is high) so he wanted to let everyone know that yeah he tapped that. So gross.
Just for yuks, there is a youtube of Joe with Paris Hilton and friends where he follows her around asking Paris to show her boobie and she does; over and over again. Trash. He owns a fabulous jet that he couriers the famous like the Kartrashians around and they love him. I totally believe Joanna and sis did him. They both seem pretty vacuous and I don’t see them thanking Jesus or crossing themselves blowing kisses to the heavens.