October 24, 2012 9:30 am It’s NationalEnquirer BlindItem Day!!!
“Who are these people??”
THIS pop princess, who now has a reality TV gig, is putting on a brave face for the cameras, but behind the scenes she’s a depressed and lonely mess. The poor girl won’t socialize with the rest of the cast, and when the cameras aren’t rolling, she locks herself in her dressing room until she’s needed. Who is she? Best guess: It’s Britney, biatch!
WHICH former runway model, now a designer and reality star, has dropped so much weight that whispers of an eating disorder have become louder than her abrasive personality? The leggy brunette and mom of three’s shocking appearance at a recent event even prompted her ex-hubby to ask if she was OK. Does Elle Macpherson have three kids?
WHICH talented Hollywood actor/writer/producer – he’s half of a popular award-winning duo – has checked himself into rehab? The gifted funnyman has been open about dabbling in drugs, but it was his relationship with a hard-partying stripper that helped him hit rock bottom real fast! Got nuthin’…
THIS young power couple stopped by a famous Las Vegas wedding chapel with plans to get hitched, but they got cold feet at the last minute! It seems clear heads prevailed when the two saw the line of drunk revelers waiting to wed – and they wanted no part of it! Who are they? Could this be Wretched and Slimey? OH… they are neither young, nor a power couple. Nevermind.
I think the first one is definitely Britney. I feel bad because she seems very troubled.
we were writing the same thing at the same time. guess it must be pretty obvious then.
It really does. Her eyes look so sad and haunted. The drugs took their toll mentally and physically on her for sure. She was always such a pretty and bubbly person and now she just seems like she is barely holding it together.
I have to agree. I think the long stint with the drugs has caused her more torment than all of us know. It seems like she is not the same person she was. She can’t sing like she use to either.
I feel bad for Britney. It shows in her face how tormented she is.
I was going to say Nikki Minaj only because she has a new reality show in the making. Is X-Factor considered a Reality Show?
It is considered a reality show, but I wouldn’t call her colleagues “castmates” on this show. That’s what threw me, too.
I don’t think its Britney…. i’m thinking of it… you could also state Christina Aguilera.. if you were thinking of the Voice…
Kimora Lee Simmons is the second one.
That sounds about right.
hmmmmmm makes sense
Why do I feel like the 3rd one is Tim Allen. Part of an award winning duo though..not sure
Did toy story win any awards?
Elle macpherson has 2 kids with Arlie busson, not three? Heidi klum I think has 3
no she has like 5 kids or something!
Could no 3 be Danny DeVito?
#1 is Britney. My heart goes out to her. She is an ATM for her relatives, ex-husband and business associates.
2.. Is Kimora Lee Simmons. Married & divorced from Russel Simmons. 2kids. Long relationship with actor that produced 1 son. Brown hair. Former super model. Life in the Fab Lane (? ) reality show
I think #3 is Kimora. Last time I saw a pic of her she was really skinny.
yep
Kimora has 3 kids.
Allow me to knock numba three outa the park…. Ben Afleck
He’s not considered a funnyman
Oh. I thought Dogma was funny. But you are right not the first thing one thinks of when thinking of him. Well I tried.
Let’s go with Adriane since BSL isn’t present. LOL.
tee hee
next guess… Jim Carrey.
He doesn’t have a writin/producing partner. It’s someone that’s been on SNL, and I can’t think of the name…..HELP
Surely it wouldnt be Dana Carvey would it?
A+ for trying anyway
4. Bieber and Selena Gomez?
#3 Jason Mewes/Kevin Smith from Jay and Silent Bob…maybe? They did quite a few movies. I think they won award(s) for Clerks.
jay and silent bob…..like kansas girl says, she beat me to to the punch! lol
#3 is Trey Parker of South Park (other half, Matt Stone) and The Book of Mormon fame (multi-Tony award winning musical). Left his wife not too long ago for said stripper…