MORE “SH HIT AND RUN” WEDNESDAY: Tamra Barney… Caroline Manzo “CheatingRules”… SH Poll Results “MelissaGorgaHot?” NOT!… Kyle Richards v Joanna Krupa “MostPhoto’d”… Porsha Stewart “PutHERSELFInSituations” On RHOA

October 24, 2012   3:33 pm

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Interesting “advice” from DonCaro re cheating… May 2011:

One thing needs to be said: I believe we all need to be very honest and take a good look at our relationships and ourselves. Don’t be so quick to place the blame if cheating occurs. There’s a reason. Usually something is broken somewhere. Did you fall into a rut? Did you forget to make time for and appreciate each other? Did you become too possessive, smothering? Did you stop communicating, laughing, listening? Did you stop making him/her feel special and loved? Did you stop thinking about your physical appearance? Did you pick the wrong person? Did you have different ideas of what a relationship is and what the commitment level should be? Think about it. Look at yourself and your partner as individuals and as a couple. What happened? Can it be fixed, and are you both willing to try to make it work?

NOTE:  If this is what DonCaro is gonna be spewin’ in her book… can see why it would be ready for the DollarStore bin.   The latest comments from Amazon’s reader discussions… it don’t look good.

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The readers have spoken!!  Who is the “hottest” Housewife?

ANYONE but Melissa Gorga!

         

NOTE:  No one has yet to explain how Complex Magazine determines their “hot” list.  However, any list which still includes ParisHilton cannot be taken seriously.

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It’s Joanna Krupa v Kyle Richards for the title of “Housewife Who MOST Runs Into The Paps… Accidentally”…

Joanna… DailyMail     HagfaceKyle… DailyMail

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   “OH, NO!!  Another Housewife who thinks they can sing!” 

From S2S:  ”…Porsha, who is married to retired NFL baller Kordell Stewart, said that although she is a little different from her cast mates, she knows how to handle the show’s shenanigans. “There are certain situations I put myself in, and I know exactly how to act,” she said.”

(Thanks to SH readers “PG” “ChHy” and “Jozee”!!!)

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40 Responses to MORE “SH HIT AND RUN” WEDNESDAY: Tamra Barney… Caroline Manzo “CheatingRules”… SH Poll Results “MelissaGorgaHot?” NOT!… Kyle Richards v Joanna Krupa “MostPhoto’d”… Porsha Stewart “PutHERSELFInSituations” On RHOA

  1. But thats not the funny part… Guess who she compared herself to.. Hmmmmmm Chile BEYONCE.. I kno right lmao…

  2. Caro should practice what she preaches. What’s her husband doing to her? She’s all for those baby boys, she won’t let them grow up, and something is wrong with her relationship with her daughter. I forecast a FAIL for her book….JMO

    • RichmondVA says:

      I believe your forecast is correct! Did you see the comments on Amazon? It was well over 50 comments and the overwhelming majority of them were negative! She is really getting her butt handed to her on her parenting, bullying, relationships with family, etc. Things sure look a lot different than the comments under the Bravo blogs. Hmmmmmmm. Knowing how my SH friends like an unbiased place to put their opinions, I wondered how many of the posts on amazon were from them ;)

      • I only went to Amazon once to look when it was first mentioned about the comments. I guess they couldn’t buy the real people who commented on Amazon. Bravo comments are from people Bravo picks not people like us. You heard it hear first…..FAIL LOL

    • lobstahsmaht says:

      My favorite review was the one that said she can’t wait to NOT buy the book.

  3. NEUTRAL says:

    Yep, that was exactly what I was thinking! When I saw Paris Hilton, i knew this was not a legit HOT list…Maybe a “Not so HOT” I actually couldnt believe some of the ppl on it. No doubt, HOhanna & Byle make anonymous calls to the papz then accidentally run into them. Sorry, cant stand either of their attitudes. Cant wait 2 see Joe Francis (even tho he’s NASTY) confront HOhanna this coming Sunday. Of course shes gonna deny sleeping with the dirtbag.

  4. cmgirl says:

    I love reading the tags on Amazon about her!!! I’ve read them over and over, I cry from laughing so hard it never fails. Especially ”bitter clown”, ”angry chuckie”, ”mispronounces family”!!! OMG…..love it…

  5. Miles Perkins says:

    Ironic, isn’t it that Porsha can’t sing and Kordell couldn’t play football very well. I guess they were made for each other.

  6. Stlrfan8 says:

    So…. inquiring minds want to know…. SH, do you know how much we’ll see of our ex QB in RHOA? Whodathunkit? (Seeing Kordell Stewart that is). Do you think we’ll ever see Ben Roethlisberger’s wife in RHOPittsburgh? :)

    • meekah3 says:

      Ha ha! I actually went to a game when he was here, and people were literally booing him. I kinda felt bad for him.

      • meekah: And don’t forget the rampant rumors about Kordell when he was the Steelers QB! Hmmmmm! TFC!!! SH

        • meekah3 says:

          Yes! And then he just kinda dropped off the face of the earth! Funny to see him back on RHOA, wonder what’s going to start flying around about him when the season starts?

        • duffydan says:

          whhaaa????? Do tell, Ms SH! Kordell went to Colorado University….did not here much about him after he left here except in the newspaper……tell me, tell me, tell me!

      • Stlrfan8 says:

        Me too Mekah3! I tried to like him but I was pretty relieved when the team moved on

  7. Shakin My Head says:

    For someone who’s husband has his own apt/love nest at his work and “allegedly” cheated many times along with his brother Tommy on Dina again “allegedly” must run in the family bloodline. She says she had to research infidelity statistics and she found the numbers were staggering? She really doesn’t have the credibility to give out the advice she gives considering all that’s out there on her and Al already. (I clicked on the May 2011 and read the rest it is ridiculous.

    • sd says:

      I like the part when she says “Did you stop caring about your physical appearance?” I thought hmmm, you don’t say!

      • madepiley says:

        Oh my ! that one was a doozy huh? One day her Lauren might come crying on her shoulder over infidelity and Don would prolly say, “well its cause you let yourself go” grrrrrrrr The woman is clueless. Is this gonna be one of them joke books? satire?

      • meowalert says:

        Refuse to read a book full of questions. Advice via interrogation. Pass.

  8. Lisbeth says:

    Love the Amazon comments about Chuckie’s book. Sounds like it will be a big bust like everything else she’s done. Isn’t that a shame? ;) It couldn’t happen to a more deserving bully know-it-all.

    I hope all projects by the cowards who ganged up on Teresa are flops after they bullied her and tried their best to destroy not only Teresa but her family. They deserve whatever they get. What goes around comes around and it’s their turn to feel the pain. imo

    • panda says:

      They will be flops.
      Tree might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but she makes up for that by never giving up. Caroline will fail & end up in bed (by herself) with 10 boxes of krispy kreme doughnuts & some stationary to make a burn book about Tree.

    • RahRah says:

      Notice all the deleted comments..must have ripped the book to shreds.

    • RahRah says:

      Teresa’s seems to do things on the up and up but the others may have personal agendas like defrauding others. So I see a different set of motives here, ex. the Laurita and some t-shirt stuff and now even the blogs are eluding to them ripping off Autism Speaks because of their past charitable behavior.

      Notice how they seem to think they can get away with stuff, they been relentless spreading the Guidice business everywhere and now I see all of what they’ve been doing is to really deflect attention away from themselves and their illegal issues.

  9. gramalot says:

    Lisbeth, you said it to perfection.AMEN!!

  10. Linda says:

    Awesome poll! lol HagFace!! Thank you. I really needed the laugh!

  11. kim says:

    Oh c’mon! Who voted for Caroline. Really?? LOL!

  12. daisymae says:

    the book isn’t even out until march 2013 – who chose who was to get the advanced copies?

  13. danelle says:

    doncaro’s advice is priceless.
    never gets old……
    she not even smart enough to attach herself to the star of rhonj. TERESA
    and she doesn’t even know rule number 1. play nice with others.
    i’m gonna buy her juicys advice book entitled “go scratch”
    now she sitting in a puddle of blk water.

  14. LoveVegas says:

    Not only will I not be buying the Don’s book, I can’t wait to buy Tree’s new book and brag about it in a new customer tag!

  15. kel says:

    What? Don’t be so quick to place blame if cheating occurs? Uh, if someone cheats on you, the blame is on them… I’m guessing Caro has had to do a lot of rationalizing and bargaining in her own marriage. Sad.

  16. panda says:

    I watched the lost footage of NJ yesterday. I have to say I really REALLY can’t stand Doncaro anymore. Shes a haggard awful wet blanket pig dog who wishes the worst on everybody. She controls her daughter through emotional abuse, she controls Jax as well. She is obsessed with Tree because she doesn’t have any hobbies or interests.
    Richie is the next worst on the show. Hes a b***ch & a terribly bad sport.
    I don’t want to see these people on tv ever again!!!!!!

  17. NEUTRAL says:

    Well, well, well…Looks like Bravo has RHOBH on 2day! Joy! Could def do without Byle & trailer trash Taylor (no offense to mobile home owners). Sad to see Russell on these episodes…and Kims face doesnt look bad…compare it to the last season & she aged 10-15 yrs!

  18. AZFan says:

    Who dresses like these two women – Joanna and Kyle?

    Ugh…can they ever put real, I mean REAL housewives on these shows? How come they are all whacked out, lying, thieving, manipulating, lip-licking, non-eating, over-eating, pernicious corn flakes?

    American life is so well-represented by these weirdos.

  19. RahRah says:

    Apparently, intelligent people who read books are can see CM for what she really is..and are not supporting her book. Could this be the reason she made an attempt in one scene in the reunion to show Teresa some kindness and warmth? Last time we saw her she was trying to comfort Joe Gorga in his verbal assault on his sister.

    Whatever is going on isn’t good for CM and that is something else she can blame on Teresa, her menopause, her mood disorder, her lost publishing contract. How come these nasty women think we want to read their books? Example, The Countess writes a book about manners but is so gross a person you have to ask yourself what can the Countess teach you. Then miss arbiter no. 1 of everything JZ, it’s like taking advice from a snake but you know it is still a snake and it will bite you.

    So I am drawing this conclusion–meho fans are really young, dumb and don’t read books.

  20. Stlrfan8 says:

    It’s a sad day when Heather Dubrow is the hottest housewife….

  21. Annah says:

    So Caroline is basically saying that if your husband cheats, look to see what YOU did wrong…. no wonder she tolerates whatever Al is doing or did in his Brownstone apartment…. she blames herself. While it is important to communicate and look at each other as individuals and a couple…. it is MORE important for the person who is unhappy enough to cheat to go to their partner and TELL them they are unhappy…. BEFORE the cheating. Here is MY advice…. if your husband cheats and then after the fact tries to tell you that you let yourself go, he didn’t feel love from you anymore or that he felt distanced…. tell him he should have came to you BEFORE the cheating to discuss these problems, hold HIM responsible for his actions and his NON ACTIONS.

  22. morninglaurie says:

    Don Caro I thought maybe the marriage councelor who made those same stupid comments to me was the only dumbass around. Nope you are number one dumbass now…When I was married and hubby was out drinking,smoking and generally gone we went to a councelor. It was a church councelor(no offense to anyone). He said if I dressed nicer,was a better housekeeper,and made more time for romance he might stay home and not runaround…Hmmm..I worked full time as well as overtime. He didnt work the first 6 years of marriage. I also had three babies two not quite 12 months apart and another 2 yeas later. I had to go back to work when one was 2 weeks old because he still didnt work .. Sorry went off but when I read trash that seems to infer its the person being cheated on is the one who needs to take the blame. Don you suck so much if i needed a hoover vacuum cleaner would trade it in for you! I hope when Big Al leaves you he tells you its all your fault….Karma is a bitch aint it?

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