October 23, 2012 2:27 pm
“David Foster? I don’t even know what state I live in…”
Kyle Richards chatted with AccessHollywood about the new season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. HagfaceKyle is asked about her sister, Kim Richards and asked about new BH Housewife, Yolanda Foster and YoFo’s hubbend, David Foster. NOTE: When will these women stop referring to their cast mates as “GIRLS”? Are their brains still stuck in high school??
Of course, HFK’s hubbend, John Turturro, pops in to give his opinion re David. Amazingly, HFK says that she had no idea about David Foster’s status in the music world (well, she didn’t say that EXACTLY…). HagfaceKyle is a dumbazz. How in the hell does anyone NOT know who David Foster is… and his immense presence in the world of music?
AND… how could Hagface Kyle REALLY not know David Foster? David’s previous wife was Linda “we’re an evolved species” Thompson Jenner Foster.
“I HATE these damn people… get me offa this moronic “reality” show!”
Before they divorced, Linda and David were involved in another reality show, ThePrincesofMalibu. IF Kyle honestly didn’t know of David Foster, she is much more dense and self-absorbed than originally thought!
Speaking of “honesty”… watch as HFK answers the question of Yolanda Foster coming on board as a new BH Housewife. Much more interesting than watching HFK tell a lil white lie… is watching Kyle-ee hold back that LizardLipLickin’ tongue of hers!
Looks like Kyle-ee had some tongue training between this video from March 29, 2012 and the video above!!
NOTE: Don’t forget! HagfaceKyle is married to John Turturro and is ADOPTED!!!
“Yes, I am married to HagfaceKyle… when can I get outta this damn Bravo contract?! It’s killin’ my career!”
Kyle’s adopted…she says so herself!
Hagface isn’t alone. I was adopted too. By a poor family with many children. I was left on the doorstep with a note saying to kick me out as soon as I was 18, and they did. Thus began my world travels and the rest is history. If any of you reading this feel sorry for me, send money. Now!
Thanks,
Miles
Kindred spirits Miles. Married off at 17. I cant complain though.
This is for all those Stoopid Housewives out there, not you M.P.
Miles: Think of something you could invent to make you lotsa money… like maybe a little piece of wire that would rest on the person’s nose to hold eyeglasses in place. That there is a freebie for you! Good luck! TFC!! SH
If only I could get a job at a filling station where I have access to a soldering gun I know I could think of something.
Hmmmmm. I wonder??????
Well hail far Miles. Better jump on that idear before that Countless Luann grabs on to it for her “lifestyle brand”
And while we are at ti hows about a line of sunglasses and earnings and scarfs outfitted with that same technology used in the new cars that helps people park. Thata way people like Heather from RHONY can keep her nose intact when she encounters a glass door.
This is the family that adopted me.
Linda Thompson sure gets around… wasn’t she involved with Elvis too? Kinda liked her attempt at reasoning with those crazy broads…look at the ocean it’ll be here longer than us…or something like that…
LOL That was a classic BH scene…
HFK took my GODDAMN HOUSE!!!!
yep..my dad left my mom when I was 16 and said..I have done my job and went off with a woman he was having an affair with that was much younger. Was homeless in college as I worked to pay tuition and got tired of it and married mr evil socio path. Parents..love your kids and be good parents because it can have irrepairable consquences for not only your life but your kids you bring into this world..There said my peace for the day.
Thank you mp…This really hit home for me…..
You’re welcome ktgirl. Music can be so powerful.
So sorry, Nancy.
forgot to post that my dad and mom adopted me at birth and my dad sayign he had done his job was like saying…okay I took care of you for as long as I can stand it, and now I am outta here
thanks linda..having another bad day courtesy of the terrible snow ball things that happened as a result of that with my dad over the past 30 years…so it really hit a nerve
Just wanted to say, while I wasn’t adopted…I remember when my Dad left…. I was 14. it was on a Saturday, early afternoon–in the fall–in the north-east. The fall is my favorite time of year–which made it even harder. He came into my room and told me he was leaving….his bags were already packed. At 14…you’re starting to think you have it all figured out–ya know…and I had just started dating a boy in school…I thought I was in love…..Anyway, I asked my Dad…did you just fall out of love with Mom or did you just grow apart? My Dad, well…let’s just say….it was sad. I know my Dad was trying to come from the right place but it…hurt! It took most of my Mom’s life to get over my Dad and the divorce of my parents was………………there are no words…..
Wow, I’m so sorry. And he left you at such an impressionable age.
SH: What do you mean Kyle is adopted? Is that a joke??
It is a joke, a long running joke. That is a clip from some t.v. show Kyle did when she was a teenager. Ms.SH posted it the first time a couple of years ago. We thought it was funny so she always posts it now. For some strange reason that particular little joke always confuses people and they think it’s real. Go figure. There have been a lot of questions and speculation about that little clip I think Kyle even addressed it once saying there were a lot of lies about her in the blogasphere even one claiming she was adopted but it’s a joke and it always has been. Hope that helps!
Thanks, sd! (I hadn’t been familiar with this site until recently.)
She doesn’t know who David Foster is, but she gets offended when people do not know who she is.
unbelievable she did not know who david foster is. has she been under a rock for years? she is so dumb, and self-absorbed. really david foster?????
To boot…she-Kyle has the balls to believe she was a “child star.” Some one needs to tell her…sorry HFK-you were NO “child star” that was your sister Kim!
I’ve noticed lately that Kyle likes Croydon facelift hairstyle. If she starts with those crazy ass “magic marker” eyebrows, it’s gonna all go downhill fast!