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Good Grief! Did they get a group discount on lip filler? Taylor looks especially cartoonish!
She does look like a cartoon character! And that voice sends chills down my spine…
She looks so odd, her lips and her face, what a clown.
I’m surprise she can speak with that lip.
With the exception of Lisa, they all looked like they were at a costume party, with masks and all. Freaky. And I agree about the lips – they look deformed.
Looks like she “blew up her lips some more.”
Yikes! It looks like she who will not be named has done even more to her face. Cheek implants, or maybe tightening. It makes those enormous duck lips appear even larger.
As well as Botox. She couldn’t move her forehead. I can’t stand her voice either. Does she inhale helium too?
Sadly I see ‘you know who’ turning into Mama Elsa…it’s only a matter of time
OMG, can Shana get any freakier looking? She’s painful to look at.
Gotta be honest, the thought of Kyle for another season is really turning me off. Not sure I’ll tune in this time. Am I the only one to be overdosing on this?
No, you’re not alone. LOL I’m with you…another season of Vyle may be too much for me. And, having to look at certain someone’s face isn’t exactly enticing, either.
Ugh!!! Banging my head against computer desk at the thought of Vyle.
Watching the Hilton sisters pose was hilarious. They looked like 7th graders taking cellphone pictures in front of a mirror. And yes, Taylor’s lips are especially absurd.
I know. I had the sound off so just watched her and her enormous lips. Does she think it looks good?
@ Hersandra
Absurd…perfect word!
Just a little FYI The little sister called from LAX this morning to see how I am feeling (horrible-don’t ask! Lol!) and to tell me that she and her friend, Christian, (they’re in real-estate my sis- Philly, Christian- Beverly Hills) and they ate at Villa Blanca and – yes- Lisa and Ken and Pandora and her husband Jason and Giggy were all there! Jason actually waited their table! How awesome is that? I love that they have boat loads of money but they still WORK!!! My sis said they were all lovely and that Lisa is very petite and looks much younger in person! Food was excellent and reasonable and the decor and ambiance were…divine!
Very cool about Lisa. Byle (someone coined that today for Kyle) is my least favorite HW. She’s just a mean bully, who thinks she’s hot %$# on a silver platter.
Oh, it was Neutral who made up “Byle,” right below.
An even better name for Kyle is Byle (bile). Her splits & mean girl behavior turns me off. It looks like a Girls Gone Wild season. Maybe Joe Francis should have appeared on RHOBH & not RHOM.
Good one – Byle.
Maybe Kyle had plastic surgery on her va-jay-jay because of all those splits she does for the audience.
Thats what alot of ppl are saying…well, theres a blind item from August & it says there is a HW that had vajayjay rejuvenation surgery for her husband & that shes blind to the fact every1 in town knows hes cheating on her….I like Mauricio & would hope he isnt a cheater, but who could blame him with a wife like Byle…..every1 was saying it was him but the answer has never been posted. I think around the time the blind item was posted was the same time Byle had a bunch of plastic surgery. I would like to know
They didn’t mention NJ because you can’t mention NJ without mentioning Mrs. Juicy, and when you mention Mrs. Juicy and say something mean about Mrs. Juicy, me and my fellow TreHuggers will be all over her ass like white rice (in my Ramona voice) lol… thnx FosterChild
UGH i made it to 45 seconds. She who shant be named needs to lay off the plastic surgery and botox or her ears are gonna meet in the back of her head.
at 3:10, did you see how Kyle bitchily shrugged off Mauricio. Go back and re watch it. He looked sort of taken aback because she said something snippy to him, then he took his hands off her shoulders. She who shall not be named is so vile. I will be just watching the recaps here, because I get a migraine when she crosses the screan. She is like watching pure evil on tv.
Thank you for mentioning this. I noticed the same thing, and then they didn’t have an interview with either of them. Strange.
I saw that too but wasn’t sure what I saw. It looked like they were disagreeing with the interviewer but then I saw her shrug him off. Probably why they canned her interview, something happened..
First, let me say I am a Housewife addict to the fullest extreme. But this season of this show, I could care less. I NEVER thought I would say that. The thought of watching Kyle and her “humor” trying to make us think she is clever and funny when all she is is mean; and the criminal with the deformed face and voice. I just don’t think I’m going to be able to do it. The promo even turns me off.
I was thinking the same thing. After watching this, I know I probably won’t be watching. Almost all the women look horrible, toooo much work done to their faces. Kyle looks like an alien, Voldemort, well looks like Voldemort. Addrienne looks really angry, and Yolanda reminds me of an angry tranny ( no offense to trans sexuals). I am just so disheartened with the whole franchise, used to be fun watching HWs.
Gah!! I can’t believe Bravo is bringing back Taylor! What the hell kind of story does she have to sell us now? What can her relevance possibly be? Maybe she’s written a new book called “How to Destroy a Man and Drive Him to Suicide for Dummies”. Just the sound of her voice makes me crazy. So much for Andy’s lies about how Bravo listens to the fans and gets rid of toxic people.
I will NOT be watching this bitch on my TV. Ever.
You are preaching to the choir Lisbeth! LMAO over the Dummie book! Not one other housewife irritates me to the extent she does. I hope it’s a short season!
Yes she did write that book and Apparently Adrienne has read it and putting the lessons into play, Hopefully the outcome wont be the same.
I think Andy co-wrote the book with her.
not even Lisa and Brandi’s antics can save it for me. SH will post funny Brandi and Lisa moments, so I will catch all the latest here. I can’t give Traylor Trash any air time, and since Bernie and Adrienne are destined to be a team, I am out. How does anyone think he is even remotely entertaining. I dont’ know even one woman..aside from Traylor trash that is half as bitchy and catty as Bernie.
This particular Housewives series has always been boring beyond belief to me. I thought the trout-pout was dead, overwith, done and redone, but I see that isn’t true from the pictures posted. These women just aren’t interesting at all. It is very hard to care about them. So I won’t be watching.
Trashbox looks like a Canadian from South Park. Lay off the fillers, silicone, corn syrup, or whatever the fuck she’s inserting her face with.
It would have been easy avoiding the first 3 episodes if they faded Shana out, but since they’re not, I won’t watch either. No one on it holds my interest anyway. I think I’m finally done with the whole HW franchise!
@ Done Me as well. I MAY watch SUR but if it’s ridiculous-Adios! I’m done, done, done with HWs, evil thing when you set out to manipulate real lives…I just wanted to see some nice homes, clothes, shop vicariously and travel vicariously. Not these train-wrecks.
Taylor’s face is even more distorted than last season and her voice is getting more and more child like which is a bizarre combination. How sad that she claims to be the happiest she’s ever been and her face literally can’t express the emotion of joy so there’s no way to connect to her at all.
Adrianne sounded like she was reading a script from Bravo ”happy to be here with the Bravo family” blah blah blah and she too looks more distorted and much worse with her unhappy frozen pillow face. The new women are both scary looking and Kim and Kyle may be more subtle but still like distorted in their own ways. Brandi better cut it out because she’s lookng like the joker in the mouth and she’s a pretty girl.
Here’s what I don’t understand, all that plastic surgery to try to look younger and they ALL look at least their age, many of them look much older than their age and they all look like aliens.
I don’t get it.
I’m all for a little tweaking or injections done right but when it’s so extreme it screams out ”self hatred” to me. No-one can freeze and plump their face into the shiny lumpy distorted messes that these women do and love themselves.
@ k ITA
I forgot frozen. Shiny, lumpy, frozen distorted messes.
Who wants to llok like that ? Seriously and they pay to have their faces transformed into plastic caca?
*Sorry….****look*****
I definitely will be watching! I sure hope bravo makes kimmie earn her paycheck whether she’s coherent or not. Preferably not is so much more entertaining.
. Hope Kyle butts out and lets kimmie be kimmie. She’s a trainwreck and I don’t feel sorry for her
dianne doesn’t seem comfortable talking to the cameras.
I dont want to watch, but something deep inside me forces me to. My addiction to crazy grown women who’s faces don’t move with gianormous lips is a primitive urge that I must obey. I am compelled. So I watch and I listen to the BS that comes from their mouths and I wonder how this one or that one would do in my neighborhood. Real Housewife of Cuyahoga Hts ……. I actually laughed out loud just thinking about it we have around 700 residents. It would be hysterical. Ok Rambling sorry I:m a housewife addict and cannot deny my urges its like poison I have to get it out.
Which “Dianne?” You mean Diana Roque Ellis-the “Housewife Bravo didn’t pick??? SHE would have been interesting-no boring “soundbites” from her!
too much on the lips for Taylor