October 18, 2012 Mood: Lazy!! Ya know, sometimes there is just no understanding somma these Housewives… or somma the items which have to be waded through to get to the core of what the Housewife wanted to express, which had been clouded by the smokescreen of “EXCLUSIVE” or to find that a sentence was extruded from the Housewife’s BravoBlog and blown up to be the basis for that one item! A bunch of muck to get to that one tiny kernel of “truth”… guess that’s why the mood today is “lazy”…
“Yeah… I know Bernie! He used to make cannoli for me… before he went all Hollywood.”
So, let’s explore what is goin’ on!
Let’s start with Adrienne Maloof’s Insult Chef, Bernie Guzman…
From SH July 12, 2012… Bernie stated this on his FacebookPage:
“SO LETS BE REAL….THIS SEASON…
THE GLITZ & GLAMOROUS LIFESTYLES IN BEVERLY HILLS…
HAVE GONE TO THE “DOGS”.
MEAN SPIRITED AND WOMAN GRASPING AT STRAWS WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.
ITS BECOME GHETTO & TRASHY LIKE A JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.
I FIND IT VERY EMBARRASSING…FROM “CLASS” TO “CRASS” ..
I CAN’T SAY “BRAVO” TO THIS YEARS PERFORMANCES.”
If there was any question is one’s mind re Bernie’s sexual orientation, this should put the dot on the “i”, add the “i” to a word, throw it in a sentence and mix that sentence in a paragraph… like a good wordchef!
From CasualGayAffairs:
UH… has anyone told BrainiacBernie that non-gay Walt Disney created Disneyland? Or is Bernie of the same mindset as the singer Fantasia who argued with Jay Leno that the movie “Fantasia” was named after her?
Bernie seems to love the fact that he’s Adrienne Maloof’s chef and the fact that he will make appearances on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Bernie Guzman, Adrienne Maloof with Bobby Trendy… who recently got the new plastic surgery procedure “HotDogsForLips”…
In this October 28, 2010 article from CanyonNews, Bernie says:
- RHOBH has a deal with Bravo for THREE seasons
- Bernie LOVES Adrienne Maloof
- Bernie ADORES Adrienne Maloof’s mother
- and gives a glimpse into his work schedule
“Adrienne is a great boss, with a lot of class and I know you enjoy her on the show, Tommy. You know that she is a great lady, just like her beautiful mother.”
“You’ll just have to watch the show. I get in at 6 a.m. to start making breakfast for the family and at 8 p.m. when shooting is still going on, I’m still there. But this has been a great experience and I’m happy the show is doing so well.”
NOTE: Clearly, Bernie the Insult Chef has chosen which half of the Maloof/Nassif marriage he favors. Makes one wonder if he put the “abuse” photos of Adrienne on his Facebook page on his own… or was taking orders from his boss?
Who’s Bernie…???
I am going to say and I don’t know for a fact that Bernie put them on himself because he felt the world needed to know. I hope Paul sues his sorry a$$. I looked on his site yesterday and they were gone.
My thoughts exactly!!! Even if they were real, what in the world is Bernie doing with them? If they were authintic they should be in a police report not with some famewhore personal chef that is so obviously up Adrianne Maloof’s butt!
People, let me just apologize right now for that comment (it’s crass).
Lately some of these people are just getting on my nerves. I am not sure why Bernie pushes my buttons but I really do not like him.
Bernie, leave Paul alone, stay out of it, this is between Adrienne and Paul. You posting those pics on facebook is a travesty to their children.
Not only that… but what kind of woman gets the ‘help’ to take pictures of her? She doesn’t have friends? Family?! There’s something VERY off about this nonsense.
She had some kind of a rash or hives on her back and she said hey Bernie, quick take some pictures.
He took it all down on his page is right! the next day i have a copy of it all he is good at putting stuff up and removing it
I am going to say that Adrienne put Bernie up to this, how else did he get the pictures? Shame on both of them.
I fear all this reality tv is sending out a vibe that anyone and everyone can be a tv star. I see this in many of the little girls who come to my house to hang with my kids. Everyone wants to be on tv or model. Twenty years from now, who is going to be our doctors? Who is going to work at the phone company? Are we, as parents, supportive of our kids enough to say….you sang that song real nice…lets talk about college. Im really kind of scared for the future. Clearly, Insult Bernie values his reality career a little more than the viewing audience does. While he is acting on the show, and involving himself in the breakup of a marriage with children, has he thought of what will happen to him when Adrienne no longer wants his company? Who would hire him to insult/cook? Who wants an insult chef/private detective clogging up their kitchen? And what if Adrienne quits the show as soon as she can get out of contract? Where does that leave his reality career?
He’s a chef with a long resume. He won’t have any trouble gettiing work. IMO he posted those pictures its because Adrienne wanted him to, so he wasn’t violating anybody’s confidence.
ITA, parkview. This barrage of ‘reality’ tv, anyone can be a star, easy big money is very seductive to many people, especially to children. Parents have to be the voice of reason in their kids lives….so glad my kids are grown and beyond that reality influence! As for that idiot, Bernie, he’s just one more famewhore who believes his own bullsh*t….the added bonus being he is disgusting to look at….the greaseball makes my skin crawl.
A little too hungry for fame that employee is. SO many reasons to fire him already. Wonder why Adrienne is keeping him around? Must be a pretty big reason.
Maybe she knows what a crazy he is and could jump ship and go to the other side. Andrienne had a real lapse of judgement partnering with him. She has got a tiger by the tail, or does he?
Bernie is really creepy.
Wasn’t Bobby Trendy the crazy from the Anna Nicole Smith show?
YES, total flaming crackpot.
YES!!! He’s icky!
TMZ reported that Bernie is NOT a full-time chef at the Mallofs but works there two days a week. I wonder if those are the days that they film RHOBH?
OK, SH: Why in the world are you featuring Bernie the Boar? His role on one of many Housewife shows is minuscule. He’s a non-entity and therefore irrelevant.
WTH lol, if I cared about what a cook had to think I’d ask one. If I wanted to see a chef in action I’d watch Gordon ‘F*****G’ Ramsey. Smells like someone is chasing his 15 mins of fame and possibly a cooking show/slot on the back of it…. get back to making your 1980′s Vol-au-vent’s ya weasel!