JOE GORGA: First Photo of JoGo… As A Chippendales Dancer!!!

October 17, 2012   We have the best readers/commenters at SH!!!

 

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52 Responses to JOE GORGA: First Photo of JoGo… As A Chippendales Dancer!!!

  1. Kacey says:

    Ha! Has anyone been able to verify anything about his claim? I thought they had to be a minimum of 5’10 to even be picked. We all know he doesn’t come close!

    • T C says:

      I was thinking something similar Kacey. He didn’t read the minimum requirements sign.
      YOU MUST BE THIS TALL^ 5′ + TO SHOW YOUR LI’L STUMPY ¥
      Thanks for the good laugh Wan & Ms SH.

    • SandraP says:

      Maybe it was for a Chippindale Christmas pageant and they needed an elf.

    • SandraP says:

      Maybe it was for a Chippendale Christmas pageant, and they needed an elf. One part of the show I really despised was when Jacqueline said that Teresa probably smelled Joe’s g-string. What is wrong with her? How mentally old is she?

    • Ingredientses says:

      He’s lying. That photo of him is clearly RECENT. He claims he did it in “college”. He just said that lie to take the heat off Melissa. He prob bought that elephant thing to dance around in inside his own room and that’s it

  2. Wan says:

    You’re welcome!!! LOL!!

  3. Ruby12 says:

    Joe reminds me of Russell Hantz from Survivor in this picture, = not good!

  4. Ruby12 says:

    I think I heard him say Chippendale TYPE dancer. Not really authentic Chippendale.

  5. HaLaLa says:

    Who told him he looked hot with his pants off? Caroline Manzo..she has the hots for little Stumpy! IMO big Al doesn’t touch her

    • haddasah4 says:

      Caro just prefers men to women. Her sons over her daughter, she treats Juicy better than she treats Tre, etc.

  6. stan says:

    LOL…Very funny!!! Great job!!!

  7. Jersey Chicklet says:

    OMG…LOL…you are simply the best SH…simply the best!

    That guy gives off major creeper vibes..

  8. Lisa1844 says:

    That elephant thong is the funniest thing ever! I am cracking up!!!

  9. OhNoSheDidn't says:

    First I want to say thank you to Wan & Ms. SH for a good laugh. JoGo owes a huge thank you for the extra length on his his elephant trunk Wan!

    • Ana Cephaly says:

      You know, at the reunion when Andy Colon asked Joe Marco about his propensity for getting nekkid, Slow Joe alluded to his manhood being something to be proud of. Miss Andy, who I am sure has seen the unpixelated footage, didn’t sound convinced that Slow Joe should be proud to show what he’s got.

  10. Bizzymamambee says:

    Doubt he was a chippendales stripper. Probably one of the lesser known strip troops. Lord I can totally believe that he stripped. He loves to run around showing off tarzan and doing a bit of a bump and grind. In his defense, he does have a nice body, all we need is to cover up his cro-magnon head/eyebrows and stretch him out some.

    The way Caro is always being so kind to him, I am sure she would whip out some $$ to see him strip.

  11. Bizzymamambee says:

    By the way, even though he let the question slide about dipping in the man pond, sorry but he has to have some inclination that way. NO matter how comfortable a man is with his sexuality, I don’t see any of the stuff he was up to (with BGG or at that gay bar) being done by a straight guy.

  12. JoGo has a nice body for a short man, I’m 6’0, so JoGo probably comes right to my…oh nevermind

    • Ana Cephaly says:

      IDK, I see a lot of guys at the gym like him who only work the upper body and ignore the lower body. The result is a weird out of proportion body with a gorilla like appearance. It is funny when they try to come to the aerobics classes and they can’t even keep up with us girls on the squats and lunges.

      • 6ftcutieondutie71 says:

        Men like JoGo don’t do cardio at all, they have no stamina, they stay in the weight room section of the gym looking in the mirror while lifting weights for 2 hours. Kickboxing class has one muscle buff guy at Golds Gym to the point of fainting..lol..

  13. DDisher says:

    That elephant is way to big. A flea might work.

  14. cns says:

    Now is this the type of man that any proud family would welcome into their home say if their smart, mild and mousy librarian type daughter (virgin perhaps) would bring home? He has a fun personally but is way to hyper-sexual for me. If he were married to a nice and respectable young lady whose parents raised up right would they be happy with a SIL like this? I don’t think that most in-laws would be happy with their daughter’s husband showing is private parts on TV.

  15. Newbie says:

    Doubt he fills that trunk!

  16. Djl says:

    He said he danced with Chip and Dale they needed a human that was there size.

  17. Way2invested says:

    The editing of this photo tipped me over the edge. He looks like a bronzy-orange glazed ham! There is coffee everywhere. Bwahaha!!!! He would read this blog and be SO pleased with himself then go after Mel to release his poison!!! Thanks for the laugh. He and Mel are like Ren & Stimpy. Yuck, my eyes (said because he looks pervy in this photo. Bravo outdid themselves casting this shameless fool.

  18. Adriana says:

    This photo has been photoshopped – the elephant and Chip and Dale added. See original here: https://www.all-the-news.com/celebrity/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey-if-this-rv-is-a-rockin

  19. french says:

    He had to be hired as a joke, you know 3 beauties and one freak show! No one would pay to see a 4ft goofball like him! I swear I hate to be mean like this but I feel there is something not right about him, he is so so slow and Melissa just leads him along. You really get the impression that she is waiting to leave him. Thanks

  20. Adriana says:

    What an opportunity for the Whorgas to come out with their own line of G-Strings!

    • Amandanj says:

      Agreed! He tries waaaayyyy to hard to prove he’s attracted to Melissa! Maybe he’s into beasteality since he seems to be horny for a horse(face). BTW- his g string size identifies more with the size of a pig nose than an elephant!

  21. Whoopsie says:

    Why do I feel all creeped out and dirty? I need to take a shower.

  22. jeang says:

    I think the University of Alabama needs to sue the crap out of this stumpy sleezebag for disrespecting their mascot.

  23. Pompano Ann says:

    This picture is cute and I think Joe-Go is cute as well, no matter what is going on; you can tell he loves Mego and he adores her! Now, aside, from the first episode that awful fight and the drama with his sister, Joe has always come off fun on the show and seems to enjoy life; again, no matter what is said, he has stood by his wife!

  24. danelle says:

    just like his wifey, acting for the cameras
    bet he’s a 3 pump chump.
    he knows cameras are there, sooo gross.

  25. ktgirl says:

    I still can’t get over hearing JoGo say, that when he Did perform for both Chip & Dale…he made a couple thousand a night! OMG -Oh No He Didn’t.. just say that — did he?!! I guess both Chip & Dale had pretty deep pockets!!!!

  26. Candy says:

    Most chippendale dancers are gay. Just sayin’

    • Aint Pittypat says:

      That’s what Ive always heard Candy. I doubt he danced for Chippendales or anyone else. That looks like a recent picture ….totally a ploy to take the heat off MeGo. If JoGo was dancer we would heard that story by now especially considering all the overt sex play.

  27. amamax4 says:

    OK so he dreams BIG!,

  28. dch60 says:

    Oh geez… for those thinking this is a real photo, it’s not. A creative reader, Wan, photoshopped it for our amusement.

  29. Aunt Dorsey says:

    Photoshopping is terrific! Only one minor suggestion, the pencil you used for the elephant trunk is too big, you needed to use a golf pencil instead of a no. 2 sharpie.

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