MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s “I Just Wanna Dance” Video…

NOTE:  If you listen to the first 10 seconds, you don’t need to listen any longer to this  latest selection of Mego’s auto-tuned-to-death vocals…

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90 Responses to MELISSA GORGA: MeGo’s “I Just Wanna Dance” Video…

  1. Scarlet says:

    I notice there’s a large pole in the middle of the dance floor. Should make Missy feel right at home/miss the old days.

    • linda Lastra Aciz says:

      lmao and at this point J-Lo must be laughing hysterically.

    • JerseyG says:

      How did I miss your post? It’s the first one! I noticed the big old pole and thought the same (but many posts later)! I agree, she was at home with that big old pole – to go along with her big old ego – on the stage for her video.

  2. Isalove says:

    She needs to go away with her gross midget husband.

  3. linda Lastra Aciz says:

    Shouldn’t she learn HOW to Dance first??

    • housewife hoe says:

      Exactly! MeGo’s whole move is, tousle her hair with her hand and moving her head and hips from side to side. She sucks.

  4. FD says:

    What’s up with the “rapper”? I mean that was just bad. And the chorus is: I just wanna dance, till I can’t anymore oh oh. Seriously? The video looks like a parody of LuMan’s videos. Way to go Melissa, way to go.

    • DDCHAT says:

      What’s up with the bobbie-pin in his mouth? LMAO and notice the backup dancers are all chubby. Bahahaha

  5. cas says:

    I just wasted 4 and a half minutes of my life…ugh!

  6. hardy says:

    Interesting that none of Mego’s costars are promoting her video…not even Kathy….or Greg Bennett. Jogo only mentions it once. I wonder what happened between Greg and the Gorgas?

  7. Shakin My Head says:

    Let’s see what look Missy from the Hood is going to copy from Jenny from the Block next. The Sparkly nude catsuit maybe? WTH is up with turning her head to the left and then running her hands through her hair over and over and over again. The only dancing she is resembling is quite actually something that “exoctic” dancers do. Kinda just move around don’t do much type of dancing nothing to strenuous. She isn’t doing anything real difficult. And the guy resembles that guy who was on American Idol (sorry don’t watch it but have seen him on morning shows) his name is Adam something or other.

    • what exactly is the hands to the head movement she keeps repeating?. new one for me but it must be an I’m-trying-oh-so-hard-to-be-sexy move that itsn’t quite working out for her

      • Shakin My Head says:

        Kinda looks like a stripper move to me. (Not that I would know LMAO never seen one in person preform or on TV except for old tv cop show where they walk into a strip joint to talk to someone lol) Just kinda what I would think they would do.

        • um hmm….sure your wouldnt know its a stripper move SMH…we believe you

          • Good detective work, cherry! Strippers are getting busted left and right these days. :D

          • Shakin My Head says:

            LMAO when I wrote that I was thinking man this looks bad. Here I sit a Grandma of 8 talking like I know what strippers do and act like.

            O/T But I watched a re-run last night when they were at the Camping World store and Carowhine stole Vito’s box of cheese and sausages and brought them into her RV. Juicy was there in Carowhines RV and she was patting him on the shoulder being nice and handing him cheese and sausages and smiling not being the lemon sour puss she always is then the next clip her and Jax are blasting Juicy like they always do. It was weird just for a second she was being all nice and smiling and treating him like they were friends like season 1 and then bam. OK done with the O/T

            • teap0t says:

              I didn’t notice that! This show is so fake and makes no sense. Every episode has so many contradictions like that.

              • teap0t says:

                That’s hilarious they’re acting so friendly. Then we see Lauren in the next scene with her wet blanket attitude.

    • kh says:

      “……WTH is up with turning her head to the left and then running her hands through her hair over and over and over again..”

      I think that is her ultra sexy money move……. the move that’s sposed to drive everyone wild. Blech.
      kh

      • Brobee says:

        The rapper in the video wears more guy liner than Adam Lambert from American Idol- and Adam wears it way better!

    • introvertedwanderer says:

      “And the guy resembles that guy who was on American Idol (sorry don’t watch it but have seen him on morning shows) his name is Adam something or other.”

      He also immediately reminded me of Adam Lambert.

  8. pjbottoms says:

    This vid makes me believe she never was a dancer at Lookers.

    • hardy says:

      I was thinking the same thing. That said, I can’t dance either, I’m stiff and extremely uncoordinated(and self conscious). BUT liquor me up and I do ‘aight. Drinks/drugs flow freely at strip clubs. ….So there’s that. =)

    • beth says:

      She was probably a waitress at Lookers… or a ‘hostess’. Def not a dancer.

      • pjbottoms says:

        Yeah unless her, “I’m so cute and shy and I need a famous choreographer to help me tee hee,” was just and act and Missy actually has got some moves!

        • Va Fa Napoli says:

          she does the same moves over and over… this video, performing at beatstock, the supposed live * performance of her song, (which they played her track instead of us hearing it) its all the same.

    • Wesley!!! says:

      You have to have some moves to be a good stripper. She probably got fired because she sucks.

  9. Watched it without sound. Her “sexy” faces and dance moves where she really isn’t dancing are…maybe she should stick to ballads.

  10. paula2 says:

    I didn’t bother watching. Somehow I knew if would be a waste of time. I kind of feel sorry for Melissa. She’s such a loser.

  11. ChemGeek says:

    My parrot has more musical (and dancing) talent than this. Maybe MeGo’s signature stripper move was waving “bye, bye” and that head whip. If serving drinks meant you got a $100 bill, can you imagine what a nakey “bye, bye” wave would get you? Oh boy!

    • pjbottoms says:

      Would love to see a vid of your parrot! They are very smart…there is a retired music producer in Nashvile that people go to to see if their song will be a hit. If the parrot dances to the song, it’s a hit!

      • ChemGeek says:

        That’s neat! He LOVES music, especially Heart and ZZ-Top LOL My parrot was on my shoulder when I listened to the song. He was not happy! He screamed repeatedly and slid behind my head, clinging to my back. I stopped the video and he was fine, back on my shoulder chatting and singing. Something about this video was deeply disturbing for him (and me).

    • romoshedint says:

      I would way rather watch your parrot sing and dance. I bet he would sell more music than MeGo has. Last I heard she has made $16,000 from all of her songs combined.

      • teap0t says:

        I wonder if that covered the cost of the recording studio, and soul diggaz?lol I was thinking Bravo probably paid for the music videos, back up dancers ect.

      • ChemGeek says:

        ROFL! I wouldn’t have to put him in a corset to “bring the sexy”…

    • Christie says:

      LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You’re parrot?!!! I can’t stop laughing!!!!! That’s soooo funny!!! LOL!!:OD

  12. EmeraldGreen says:

    Wow, worse than I thought it could be. If you are going to make song about dancing their needs to be some dancing. Bad lyrics, too. Poor Joe Gorga must be crying about his bad investment.

    • kh says:

      I don’t think so. Lil Jo luvs pimpin out his hot wife. I just hope he runs outta money soon.

      kh

      • hardy says:

        This is a 100% unsubstantiated rumor….but I read somewhere that the Jogos just bought a Bentley. Smoke and mirrors, baby.

        • teap0t says:

          They probably put that rumor out themselves!

        • hardy: The only way to believe they “bought” a Bentley would be to see them holding the title to the car… or the “paid in full” transaction. Da Gorga’s might be posin’ in the Bentley… but, it’s probably leased. TFC!!! SH

        • twitterfiend says:

          On the same day both MeGo and JoGo tweeted to that Zenvo place about their news cars being all shined up for delivery. He got a Lambo and she got a Bentley. Personally I think that they are either leased or loaner cars!

          • JerseyG says:

            Yep. And all to prove they don’t HAVE to sell their house. A little PR for the Rt. 17 dealership and a lot of pretending for the Gorga’s Which car works for 3 kids? Two of whom should be in child safety seats. Does the Lame-o Lambo have room for a car seat? Does the Bentley has a large enough bench for a car seat, and a booster or two? Did they keep their RR? They’re pathetic. Might want to look in to saving $$ for college for their kids as opposed to driving around in fabricated fiberglass shells in order to prove how much money they (don’t) have. Unless they’re banking on their kids getting on Aunt Teresa’s reality tv show…..

            They’ve got bills to pay, that they’re getting taken to court over. Why jump the gun? Can’t afford the house they live in, but they’e all about “let’s go rent some cars to make others believe we can afford the house”?

            Idiots.

  13. I feel sorry for the children. What r they going to think of their mothers in later years….

    • pjbottoms says:

      I know…hope they don’t have to change their names as to not be associated with AGJ:P

    • Dubbalicious says:

      How sad the lengths these two will go to try and convince us they have money!! How stupid they are to believe we, the viewers buy their BS. Bentleys and Lamborghini’s are for the super rich. JLo drives a Bentley though. Hmmm!!!

  14. angela says:

    she looked constipated the entire time or maybe her hemorrhoids were flaring up yuk not cute at all. i think the whole thing would have been ok if she didn’t look like she was in pain.

    • pjbottoms says:

      @angela Thank You! I swear that’s all I can think of when I see Missy is that lady has gastro intestinal issues!

    • french says:

      lmao, so funny, her hemorrhoids acting up! That kills me! Yeah she never danced at a club she “worked” but no dancing. Kim G did a better job when she tried dancing! Lol thanks everyone have a great day!

  15. angela says:

    @pj lol right?! it’s the funniest yet disturbing thing to watch..i can now picture her porn face and it ain’t pretty. ( not saying she’d ever do porn btw)

  16. I think the video is good. Come on, digital is every video. Have you seen Britney’s video?

  17. sd says:

    I just wanna…pour sulfuric acid into my ear cannal.

    MeGo’s new album should be called Victimology. For some dumb reason I decided to carefully listen to all the lyrics and once again they are all about people hating on her. They mimic the sentiment in “on Display”. Her message is all about how hot she is, and how she is just doing her thing being so terribly sexy and beautiful and all about dancing that she illicets the ire and distain of all the other women in the club. She has a message in her song to all the haters, (Teresa), just like she did in her song “on Display”.
    I can definately see how Teresa thinks that these songs are about her, everything she says about Teresa are definately in her deep and poignant lyrics. It’s as if Missy is writing a sound track to her RHONJ,proplem is nobody cares.
    At first glance the production of the video looks slick, after watching it closely that veneer slips away. Her back up dancers, again , look sloppy and unprofessional. They do dance better than Melissa. Santino has a much makeup on as MeGo and a very akwardly placed lipring. Put a pirate hat on his Jersey shore, spike hairdo and he could be on RHONY. I think MeGo looks like she’s wearing a onesie. Her crystal encrusted tights make her look chubby so I’m pretty sure they’d be a bad choice on anyone. I really wouldn’t want to wear “encrusted” tights anyway it sounds unhygenic.
    I think she should hang it up, her Jlo/Pitbull, wannabe, collaberation looks like a skit on SNL.

    I just wanna…never hear this again.

    • teap0t says:

      I was thinking the same, the white onesie, and crystal tights made her look like a dancing hippo. White makes everything look so much bigger on camera.

  18. DMB says:

    I decided that I’ll say something nice about it….

    Its better then her other songs.

  19. madamedummy says:

    poor gal’ is desperate …
    pathetic …

  20. madepiley says:

    Santino,
    You sale out.
    Now get back to this

    I mean it!
    Love,
    Made

    • madepiley says:

      ps. loving the guitar on this.

      Seriously dude! What is da matter with you messin about with this Melissa Gorga bullcrap? Dude!

      • EmeraldGreen says:

        WTH? Seriously down grade. What was he thinking, lol?

        • madepiley says:

          I dont know. I tell ya, he said he was a family friend of the Gorgas. Pffft. Friends dont let friends sell out/clown out. Cousin TreyC should be thanking her lucky stars that MeGo never tied to tinker with her career.

    • DMB says:

      WOW. Just WOW. This is some great sh…stuff. Why is he trying to rap now :(

      • DMB says:

        Oh thank god – the band is still active. Why the hell is he working with Mel? https://www.facebook.com/nick.thorne.315#!/ScarletCarsonRocks?fref=ts

        • DMB says:

          interview they did in april (http://pop-break.com/2012/04/23/interview-scarlet-carson/)

          PB: Speaking of that, I know you, Santino, have a side project. Do any of you guys have one?

          Raab: I work full time and I’m miserable. I come home and I drink to relieve my misery.
          Stone: I have a side project; it’s called my phone, me and my guitar.
          Santino: Mr. Stone, I will guarantee it, at some point in time or another, will end up releasing a blues record and he’s nasty with a blues guitar. Raab will never pick up a side project because that’s extra work. Tommy was the lead singer of Through the Gray for a minute so I wouldn’t be surprised if he picked up the microphone again.

          PB: What about your side project?

          Santino: I do hip hop/pop- hip hop anonymous- hip hip hop- Sorry! I do hip hop/pop dance music kind of stuff with some rock and roll splashed in there because that’s just how my voice is and it’s what I love.

  21. madamedummy says:

    to see margaret hamiltons face on a ho’ doin’ karaoke is TOO much ….
    ” can’t stands no mo’ “!!!!

  22. difromnyc says:

    With her Jlo obsession, I wonder if she will adopt the MeGo monkier.

    • sd says:

      oh man, don’t give her any ideas. She already calls herself Lady Gorga

      • JerseyG says:

        She should take it all the way and used “MeLo”. That would be fitting given how LOW she has sunk to try to be a “star”. Operative word: try.

  23. Christie says:

    I’m going to do a video tomorrow! LOL! If Margaret Hamilton is talented, then so am I and the rest of the world!!!! It’s CREEPY HOW OBSESSED SHE IS WITH JENNIFER LOPEZ! IT’S ALMOST LIKE WATCHING SINGLE WHITE FEMALE OR SOMETHING! WHY CAN’T SHE JUST BE HERSELF?!!!! IF YOU CAN’T BE YOURSELF, THEN YOU’RE F-A-K-E AND D-E-L-U-S-I-O-N-A-L!!!!!!!!! HOW PATHETIC AND DESPERATE!! THIS LOSER WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET NOTICED!!!

  24. Christie says:

    EVERYTHING Margaret does is ALL ABOUT HER, NO ONE ELSE! I NEVER see her bond in a positive way with her children….. EVER!!!! SELFISH BIT%H!!!!!

  25. JD says:

    So she had FIVE DIFFERENT outfit in ONE SPOT/CLUB…They couldn’t afford ANOTHER location…Geez.

    • Teej says:

      I was trying to work out whether they’d hired a few lights & actually filmed it in the Gorga’s basement…

  26. introvertedwanderer says:

    Yeah, this was definitely awful. If I want to hear dance music, then I’ll listen to Jamaican dancehall, not this gaarbaaahge.

  27. AZFan says:

    I eggmit, I listened to the lyrics…

    Aside from “whoa -oh – whoa”, she talks (and I mean “talks”) about drama, livin a lie, something about the whole world watching, if you can’t say something nice then SHHHH….

    This was between flips of hair, and competing with the rapper’s eyeliner.

    I think she’s gearin’ up to leave Little Joe….

    • DMB says:

      living in the light – not living a lie.

      Maybe I’ll have time to sit here and write out the lyrics.

  28. sue says:

    My opinion is that if i wasn’t so mad at Melissa for what she did to Teresa, i would think she did a pretty good job with this. I wouldn’t purposely go to Itunes for it, but if i am being honest, i would say that the reason isn’t because it isn’t a good dance song, i would say that it is because i don’t want to show support for her in any way.

  29. JerseyG says:

    Was the video supposed to be choppy like that (for effect) or is it just my computer?

    No, Missy can’t dance, but she sure can slither. I remember the little move she made when they were in Punta Cana on the boat….b/c that was a “stripper move!”

    Anyone notice the very large pole on the stage (in the video)? I think it made her feel at home.

  30. DMB says:

    Lyrics as I heard them. Please correct if you heard something more clear then I did…

    Santino
    This life’s a roller coaster
    Like live in movie poster
    I’m down quicker then I went up
    And the critic’s never as big as it’s suppose ‘ta

    Be grateful is what they tell ya
    While they just buy and sell ya
    Thinking that this stuff is written in a script
    You can either change the channel or zip your lip

    Mel
    Take to the night

    Santino
    Take it to the top

    Mel
    Living in the light

    Santino
    Don’t stop don’t stop

    Mel
    Feeling like I can’t control it. Hold it

    Looking down on me

    Santino
    Show ‘em what’s up

    Mel
    When it’s time for the game

    Santino
    Warm up. Warm up.

    Mel
    So while the world is watching you

    I just wanna dance, dance, dance
    Till I can’t, can’t, can’t
    Anymore , more more
    Whoah oh Whoah

    I just wanna dance, dance, dance
    Till I can’t, can’t, can’t
    Anymore , more more
    Whoah oh Whoah
    Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah

    Santino
    Say by to all the haters
    So long. See you later.

    Bye Bye
    Bye Bye
    Bye Bye
    Bye Bye

    Mel
    I just wanna dance, dance, dance
    Till I can’t, can’t, can’t
    Anymore , more more
    Whoah oh Whoah
    Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah

    I say you size me up
    When I walked in the club
    Like who does she
    Who does she, she think she is

    Trying to fuel the drama
    But I know best cause mama
    Told me that I have nothing nice to say then say

    Santino
    SHH

    Yeah baby call me rubber
    And I’ll just call you glue
    Now put your hand over your mouth
    So that it sticks to you

    You keep your mouth SHUT
    While strutting DangerOUS
    Because your silence is golden
    And I can’t wait for the rush.

    Mel
    Take to the night

    Santino
    Take it to the top

    Mel
    Living in the light

    Santino
    Don’t stop don’t stop

    Mel
    Feeling like I can’t control it. Hold it

    Looking down on me

    Santino
    Show ‘em what’s up

    Mel
    Time to play the game

    Santino
    Warm up. Warm up.

    Mel
    So while the world is watching you know

    Santino
    You just you just wanna
    You just you just wanna
    You just you just wanna
    You just you just wanna

    Mel
    Ay Ay I just wanna
    Ay Ay I just wanna
    Ay Ay I just wanna
    Ay Ay I just wanna
    Ay Ay

    I just wanna dance, dance, dance
    Till I can’t, can’t, can’t
    Anymore , more more
    Whoah oh Whoah

    I just wanna dance, dance, dance
    Till I can’t, can’t, can’t
    Anymore , more more
    Whoah oh Whoah
    Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah

    Santino
    Say bye to all the haters
    So long and see ya later

    Bye bye
    Bye bye
    Bye bye
    Bye bye

    I just wanna dance, dance, dance
    Till I can’t, can’t, can’t
    Anymore , more more
    Whoah oh Whoah

    I just wanna dance, dance, dance
    Till I can’t, can’t, can’t
    Anymore , more more
    Whoah oh Whoah
    Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah

    Mel
    I know you’re threatened by me
    As you fall in behind me
    But I’m just out here doing
    Do do doing my thang

    I hear you talking loud
    Make my way through the crowd
    Gonna let the music
    Mu-music drown you out

    Santino
    YEAH! Drown down down
    I cannot hear the world
    Cause I’m only concern it just one word (?)
    T – A – N to the C and E
    Doing my thing while the whole world observes

    They’re gonna clap at the end of this play
    Like a diamond I shine when I’m on display
    I’m on the plane and the hits are the runway
    Drag race, full speed only goes one way

    Mel
    Take to the night

    Santino
    Take it to the top

    Mel
    Living in the light

    Santino
    Don’t stop don’t stop

    Mel
    Feeling like I can’t control it. Hold it

    Looking down on me

    Santino
    Show ‘em what’s up

    Mel
    Time to play the game

    Santino
    Warm up. Warm up.

    Mel
    So while the world is watching you know

    Santino
    You just you just wanna
    You just you just wanna
    You just you just wanna
    You just you just wanna

    Mel
    Ay Ay I just wanna
    Ay Ay I just wanna
    Ay Ay I just wanna
    Ay Ay I just wanna
    Ay Ay

    I just wanna dance, dance, dance
    Till I can’t, can’t, can’t
    Anymore , more more
    Whoah oh Whoah

    I just wanna dance, dance, dance
    Till I can’t, can’t, can’t
    Anymore , more more
    Whoah oh Whoah
    Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah

    Santino
    Say bye to all the haters
    So long and see ya later

    Bye bye
    Bye bye
    Bye bye
    Bye bye

    Mel
    I just wanna dance, dance, dance
    Till I can’t, can’t, can’t
    Anymore , more more
    Whoah oh Whoah
    Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah

    Ay Ay I just wanna
    Ay Ay I just wanna
    Ay Ay I just wanna
    Ay Ay I just wanna

    Ay Ay I just wanna
    Ay Ay I just wanna
    Ay Ay I just wanna

    *end*

  31. Raynne1259 says:

    Boring. She can’t sing or dance and I only got thru the first 30 seconds…

  32. lobstahsmaht says:

    I finally watched this. Oh lord. You can tell she doesn’t feel the music hence the fact she can’t dance. No rhythm at all. Souless.

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