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I notice there’s a large pole in the middle of the dance floor. Should make Missy feel right at home/miss the old days.
lmao and at this point J-Lo must be laughing hysterically.
def a j lo wannabe.
having said that, did all the extras bathe in rotten cheese?
This is funny to watch with the sound completely down. It really shows what an awful dancer she really is and the faces, ugh.
How did I miss your post? It’s the first one! I noticed the big old pole and thought the same (but many posts later)! I agree, she was at home with that big old pole – to go along with her big old ego – on the stage for her video.
She needs to go away with her gross midget husband.
Shouldn’t she learn HOW to Dance first??
Exactly! MeGo’s whole move is, tousle her hair with her hand and moving her head and hips from side to side. She sucks.
What’s up with the “rapper”? I mean that was just bad. And the chorus is: I just wanna dance, till I can’t anymore oh oh. Seriously? The video looks like a parody of LuMan’s videos. Way to go Melissa, way to go.
What’s up with the bobbie-pin in his mouth? LMAO and notice the backup dancers are all chubby. Bahahaha
I just wasted 4 and a half minutes of my life…ugh!
By the sounds of it, longer than it should have taken someone to write that song.
Interesting that none of Mego’s costars are promoting her video…not even Kathy….or Greg Bennett. Jogo only mentions it once. I wonder what happened between Greg and the Gorgas?
Oh….maybe Caro said she’d quit paying the boys’ rent if they didn’t drop T’s entire family.
Let’s see what look Missy from the Hood is going to copy from Jenny from the Block next. The Sparkly nude catsuit maybe? WTH is up with turning her head to the left and then running her hands through her hair over and over and over again. The only dancing she is resembling is quite actually something that “exoctic” dancers do. Kinda just move around don’t do much type of dancing nothing to strenuous. She isn’t doing anything real difficult. And the guy resembles that guy who was on American Idol (sorry don’t watch it but have seen him on morning shows) his name is Adam something or other.
what exactly is the hands to the head movement she keeps repeating?. new one for me but it must be an I’m-trying-oh-so-hard-to-be-sexy move that itsn’t quite working out for her
Kinda looks like a stripper move to me. (Not that I would know LMAO never seen one in person preform or on TV except for old tv cop show where they walk into a strip joint to talk to someone lol) Just kinda what I would think they would do.
um hmm….sure your wouldnt know its a stripper move SMH…we believe you
Good detective work, cherry! Strippers are getting busted left and right these days.
LMAO when I wrote that I was thinking man this looks bad. Here I sit a Grandma of 8 talking like I know what strippers do and act like.
O/T But I watched a re-run last night when they were at the Camping World store and Carowhine stole Vito’s box of cheese and sausages and brought them into her RV. Juicy was there in Carowhines RV and she was patting him on the shoulder being nice and handing him cheese and sausages and smiling not being the lemon sour puss she always is then the next clip her and Jax are blasting Juicy like they always do. It was weird just for a second she was being all nice and smiling and treating him like they were friends like season 1 and then bam. OK done with the O/T
I didn’t notice that! This show is so fake and makes no sense. Every episode has so many contradictions like that.
That’s hilarious they’re acting so friendly. Then we see Lauren in the next scene with her wet blanket attitude.
“……WTH is up with turning her head to the left and then running her hands through her hair over and over and over again..”
I think that is her ultra sexy money move……. the move that’s sposed to drive everyone wild. Blech.
kh
The rapper in the video wears more guy liner than Adam Lambert from American Idol- and Adam wears it way better!
“And the guy resembles that guy who was on American Idol (sorry don’t watch it but have seen him on morning shows) his name is Adam something or other.”
He also immediately reminded me of Adam Lambert.
This vid makes me believe she never was a dancer at Lookers.
I was thinking the same thing. That said, I can’t dance either, I’m stiff and extremely uncoordinated(and self conscious). BUT liquor me up and I do ‘aight. Drinks/drugs flow freely at strip clubs. ….So there’s that. =)
She was probably a waitress at Lookers… or a ‘hostess’. Def not a dancer.
Yeah unless her, “I’m so cute and shy and I need a famous choreographer to help me tee hee,” was just and act and Missy actually has got some moves!
she does the same moves over and over… this video, performing at beatstock, the supposed live * performance of her song, (which they played her track instead of us hearing it) its all the same.
You have to have some moves to be a good stripper. She probably got fired because she sucks.
Very true!
Then I wonder what those $100 tips were for that she said she got.
Watched it without sound. Her “sexy” faces and dance moves where she really isn’t dancing are…maybe she should stick to ballads.
I didn’t bother watching. Somehow I knew if would be a waste of time. I kind of feel sorry for Melissa. She’s such a loser.
My parrot has more musical (and dancing) talent than this. Maybe MeGo’s signature stripper move was waving “bye, bye” and that head whip. If serving drinks meant you got a $100 bill, can you imagine what a nakey “bye, bye” wave would get you? Oh boy!
Would love to see a vid of your parrot! They are very smart…there is a retired music producer in Nashvile that people go to to see if their song will be a hit. If the parrot dances to the song, it’s a hit!
That’s neat! He LOVES music, especially Heart and ZZ-Top LOL My parrot was on my shoulder when I listened to the song. He was not happy! He screamed repeatedly and slid behind my head, clinging to my back. I stopped the video and he was fine, back on my shoulder chatting and singing. Something about this video was deeply disturbing for him (and me).
LOL!!!! I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!!!! I DON’T BLAME YOUR PARROT ONE BIT!! I DEFINITELY FEEL HIS PAIN!!!! LOL!!
OMG that is very telling! The song must not be musical enough. Poor bird had to put up with nails on chalkboard sound:)
I don’t blame him either! Smart bird
I would way rather watch your parrot sing and dance. I bet he would sell more music than MeGo has. Last I heard she has made $16,000 from all of her songs combined.
I wonder if that covered the cost of the recording studio, and soul diggaz?lol I was thinking Bravo probably paid for the music videos, back up dancers ect.
ROFL! I wouldn’t have to put him in a corset to “bring the sexy”…
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You’re parrot?!!! I can’t stop laughing!!!!! That’s soooo funny!!! LOL!!:OD
Wow, worse than I thought it could be. If you are going to make song about dancing their needs to be some dancing. Bad lyrics, too. Poor Joe Gorga must be crying about his bad investment.
I don’t think so. Lil Jo luvs pimpin out his hot wife. I just hope he runs outta money soon.
kh
This is a 100% unsubstantiated rumor….but I read somewhere that the Jogos just bought a Bentley. Smoke and mirrors, baby.
They probably put that rumor out themselves!
hardy: The only way to believe they “bought” a Bentley would be to see them holding the title to the car… or the “paid in full” transaction. Da Gorga’s might be posin’ in the Bentley… but, it’s probably leased. TFC!!! SH
Bentley by Bravo…ick!
On the same day both MeGo and JoGo tweeted to that Zenvo place about their news cars being all shined up for delivery. He got a Lambo and she got a Bentley. Personally I think that they are either leased or loaner cars!
Yep. And all to prove they don’t HAVE to sell their house. A little PR for the Rt. 17 dealership and a lot of pretending for the Gorga’s Which car works for 3 kids? Two of whom should be in child safety seats. Does the Lame-o Lambo have room for a car seat? Does the Bentley has a large enough bench for a car seat, and a booster or two? Did they keep their RR? They’re pathetic. Might want to look in to saving $$ for college for their kids as opposed to driving around in fabricated fiberglass shells in order to prove how much money they (don’t) have. Unless they’re banking on their kids getting on Aunt Teresa’s reality tv show…..
They’ve got bills to pay, that they’re getting taken to court over. Why jump the gun? Can’t afford the house they live in, but they’e all about “let’s go rent some cars to make others believe we can afford the house”?
Idiots.
I feel sorry for the children. What r they going to think of their mothers in later years….
I know…hope they don’t have to change their names as to not be associated with AGJ:P
How sad the lengths these two will go to try and convince us they have money!! How stupid they are to believe we, the viewers buy their BS. Bentleys and Lamborghini’s are for the super rich. JLo drives a Bentley though. Hmmm!!!
she looked constipated the entire time or maybe her hemorrhoids were flaring up yuk not cute at all. i think the whole thing would have been ok if she didn’t look like she was in pain.
@angela Thank You! I swear that’s all I can think of when I see Missy is that lady has gastro intestinal issues!
lmao, so funny, her hemorrhoids acting up! That kills me! Yeah she never danced at a club she “worked” but no dancing. Kim G did a better job when she tried dancing! Lol thanks everyone have a great day!
@pj lol right?! it’s the funniest yet disturbing thing to watch..i can now picture her porn face and it ain’t pretty. ( not saying she’d ever do porn btw)
LOL! Yeah gassy porn has never been a big seller…I’m just guessing on that factoid!
I think the video is good. Come on, digital is every video. Have you seen Britney’s video?
I just wanna…pour sulfuric acid into my ear cannal.
MeGo’s new album should be called Victimology. For some dumb reason I decided to carefully listen to all the lyrics and once again they are all about people hating on her. They mimic the sentiment in “on Display”. Her message is all about how hot she is, and how she is just doing her thing being so terribly sexy and beautiful and all about dancing that she illicets the ire and distain of all the other women in the club. She has a message in her song to all the haters, (Teresa), just like she did in her song “on Display”.
I can definately see how Teresa thinks that these songs are about her, everything she says about Teresa are definately in her deep and poignant lyrics. It’s as if Missy is writing a sound track to her RHONJ,proplem is nobody cares.
At first glance the production of the video looks slick, after watching it closely that veneer slips away. Her back up dancers, again , look sloppy and unprofessional. They do dance better than Melissa. Santino has a much makeup on as MeGo and a very akwardly placed lipring. Put a pirate hat on his Jersey shore, spike hairdo and he could be on RHONY. I think MeGo looks like she’s wearing a onesie. Her crystal encrusted tights make her look chubby so I’m pretty sure they’d be a bad choice on anyone. I really wouldn’t want to wear “encrusted” tights anyway it sounds unhygenic.
I think she should hang it up, her Jlo/Pitbull, wannabe, collaberation looks like a skit on SNL.
I just wanna…never hear this again.
I was thinking the same, the white onesie, and crystal tights made her look like a dancing hippo. White makes everything look so much bigger on camera.
I decided that I’ll say something nice about it….
Its better then her other songs.
poor gal’ is desperate …
pathetic …
Santino,
You sale out.
Now get back to this
I mean it!
Love,
Made
ps. loving the guitar on this.
Seriously dude! What is da matter with you messin about with this Melissa Gorga bullcrap? Dude!
WTH? Seriously down grade. What was he thinking, lol?
I dont know. I tell ya, he said he was a family friend of the Gorgas. Pffft. Friends dont let friends sell out/clown out. Cousin TreyC should be thanking her lucky stars that MeGo never tied to tinker with her career.
WOW. Just WOW. This is some great sh…stuff. Why is he trying to rap now
Oh thank god – the band is still active. Why the hell is he working with Mel? https://www.facebook.com/nick.thorne.315#!/ScarletCarsonRocks?fref=ts
interview they did in april (http://pop-break.com/2012/04/23/interview-scarlet-carson/)
PB: Speaking of that, I know you, Santino, have a side project. Do any of you guys have one?
Raab: I work full time and I’m miserable. I come home and I drink to relieve my misery.
Stone: I have a side project; it’s called my phone, me and my guitar.
Santino: Mr. Stone, I will guarantee it, at some point in time or another, will end up releasing a blues record and he’s nasty with a blues guitar. Raab will never pick up a side project because that’s extra work. Tommy was the lead singer of Through the Gray for a minute so I wouldn’t be surprised if he picked up the microphone again.
PB: What about your side project?
Santino: I do hip hop/pop- hip hop anonymous- hip hip hop- Sorry! I do hip hop/pop dance music kind of stuff with some rock and roll splashed in there because that’s just how my voice is and it’s what I love.
to see margaret hamiltons face on a ho’ doin’ karaoke is TOO much ….
” can’t stands no mo’ “!!!!
WOW, I said that she looks like Margaret Hamilton also!! MUST BE TRUE!!!!
With her Jlo obsession, I wonder if she will adopt the MeGo monkier.
oh man, don’t give her any ideas. She already calls herself Lady Gorga
She should take it all the way and used “MeLo”. That would be fitting given how LOW she has sunk to try to be a “star”. Operative word: try.
I’m going to do a video tomorrow! LOL! If Margaret Hamilton is talented, then so am I and the rest of the world!!!! It’s CREEPY HOW OBSESSED SHE IS WITH JENNIFER LOPEZ! IT’S ALMOST LIKE WATCHING SINGLE WHITE FEMALE OR SOMETHING! WHY CAN’T SHE JUST BE HERSELF?!!!! IF YOU CAN’T BE YOURSELF, THEN YOU’RE F-A-K-E AND D-E-L-U-S-I-O-N-A-L!!!!!!!!! HOW PATHETIC AND DESPERATE!! THIS LOSER WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET NOTICED!!!
EVERYTHING Margaret does is ALL ABOUT HER, NO ONE ELSE! I NEVER see her bond in a positive way with her children….. EVER!!!! SELFISH BIT%H!!!!!
So she had FIVE DIFFERENT outfit in ONE SPOT/CLUB…They couldn’t afford ANOTHER location…Geez.
I was trying to work out whether they’d hired a few lights & actually filmed it in the Gorga’s basement…
Yeah, this was definitely awful. If I want to hear dance music, then I’ll listen to Jamaican dancehall, not this gaarbaaahge.
I eggmit, I listened to the lyrics…
Aside from “whoa -oh – whoa”, she talks (and I mean “talks”) about drama, livin a lie, something about the whole world watching, if you can’t say something nice then SHHHH….
This was between flips of hair, and competing with the rapper’s eyeliner.
I think she’s gearin’ up to leave Little Joe….
living in the light – not living a lie.
Maybe I’ll have time to sit here and write out the lyrics.
My opinion is that if i wasn’t so mad at Melissa for what she did to Teresa, i would think she did a pretty good job with this. I wouldn’t purposely go to Itunes for it, but if i am being honest, i would say that the reason isn’t because it isn’t a good dance song, i would say that it is because i don’t want to show support for her in any way.
Was the video supposed to be choppy like that (for effect) or is it just my computer?
No, Missy can’t dance, but she sure can slither. I remember the little move she made when they were in Punta Cana on the boat….b/c that was a “stripper move!”
Anyone notice the very large pole on the stage (in the video)? I think it made her feel at home.
Lyrics as I heard them. Please correct if you heard something more clear then I did…
Santino
This life’s a roller coaster
Like live in movie poster
I’m down quicker then I went up
And the critic’s never as big as it’s suppose ‘ta
Be grateful is what they tell ya
While they just buy and sell ya
Thinking that this stuff is written in a script
You can either change the channel or zip your lip
Mel
Take to the night
Santino
Take it to the top
Mel
Living in the light
Santino
Don’t stop don’t stop
Mel
Feeling like I can’t control it. Hold it
Looking down on me
Santino
Show ‘em what’s up
Mel
When it’s time for the game
Santino
Warm up. Warm up.
Mel
So while the world is watching you
I just wanna dance, dance, dance
Till I can’t, can’t, can’t
Anymore , more more
Whoah oh Whoah
I just wanna dance, dance, dance
Till I can’t, can’t, can’t
Anymore , more more
Whoah oh Whoah
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
Santino
Say by to all the haters
So long. See you later.
Bye Bye
Bye Bye
Bye Bye
Bye Bye
Mel
I just wanna dance, dance, dance
Till I can’t, can’t, can’t
Anymore , more more
Whoah oh Whoah
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
I say you size me up
When I walked in the club
Like who does she
Who does she, she think she is
Trying to fuel the drama
But I know best cause mama
Told me that I have nothing nice to say then say
Santino
SHH
Yeah baby call me rubber
And I’ll just call you glue
Now put your hand over your mouth
So that it sticks to you
You keep your mouth SHUT
While strutting DangerOUS
Because your silence is golden
And I can’t wait for the rush.
Mel
Take to the night
Santino
Take it to the top
Mel
Living in the light
Santino
Don’t stop don’t stop
Mel
Feeling like I can’t control it. Hold it
Looking down on me
Santino
Show ‘em what’s up
Mel
Time to play the game
Santino
Warm up. Warm up.
Mel
So while the world is watching you know
Santino
You just you just wanna
You just you just wanna
You just you just wanna
You just you just wanna
Mel
Ay Ay I just wanna
Ay Ay I just wanna
Ay Ay I just wanna
Ay Ay I just wanna
Ay Ay
I just wanna dance, dance, dance
Till I can’t, can’t, can’t
Anymore , more more
Whoah oh Whoah
I just wanna dance, dance, dance
Till I can’t, can’t, can’t
Anymore , more more
Whoah oh Whoah
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
Santino
Say bye to all the haters
So long and see ya later
Bye bye
Bye bye
Bye bye
Bye bye
I just wanna dance, dance, dance
Till I can’t, can’t, can’t
Anymore , more more
Whoah oh Whoah
I just wanna dance, dance, dance
Till I can’t, can’t, can’t
Anymore , more more
Whoah oh Whoah
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
Mel
I know you’re threatened by me
As you fall in behind me
But I’m just out here doing
Do do doing my thang
I hear you talking loud
Make my way through the crowd
Gonna let the music
Mu-music drown you out
Santino
YEAH! Drown down down
I cannot hear the world
Cause I’m only concern it just one word (?)
T – A – N to the C and E
Doing my thing while the whole world observes
They’re gonna clap at the end of this play
Like a diamond I shine when I’m on display
I’m on the plane and the hits are the runway
Drag race, full speed only goes one way
Mel
Take to the night
Santino
Take it to the top
Mel
Living in the light
Santino
Don’t stop don’t stop
Mel
Feeling like I can’t control it. Hold it
Looking down on me
Santino
Show ‘em what’s up
Mel
Time to play the game
Santino
Warm up. Warm up.
Mel
So while the world is watching you know
Santino
You just you just wanna
You just you just wanna
You just you just wanna
You just you just wanna
Mel
Ay Ay I just wanna
Ay Ay I just wanna
Ay Ay I just wanna
Ay Ay I just wanna
Ay Ay
I just wanna dance, dance, dance
Till I can’t, can’t, can’t
Anymore , more more
Whoah oh Whoah
I just wanna dance, dance, dance
Till I can’t, can’t, can’t
Anymore , more more
Whoah oh Whoah
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
Santino
Say bye to all the haters
So long and see ya later
Bye bye
Bye bye
Bye bye
Bye bye
Mel
I just wanna dance, dance, dance
Till I can’t, can’t, can’t
Anymore , more more
Whoah oh Whoah
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
Ay Ay I just wanna
Ay Ay I just wanna
Ay Ay I just wanna
Ay Ay I just wanna
Ay Ay I just wanna
Ay Ay I just wanna
Ay Ay I just wanna
*end*
Boring. She can’t sing or dance and I only got thru the first 30 seconds…
I finally watched this. Oh lord. You can tell she doesn’t feel the music hence the fact she can’t dance. No rhythm at all. Souless.