MELISSA GORGA: Joe Gorga “TrashyTweets”… MeGo Tonight at Mohegan Sun… She’s “SecondBanana” To Another RealityStar…

October 13, 2012   6:10 pm

JoGo seems to be very hard at work… working on his twitter account!  JoGo seems to be fixated on the character which he plays on the RHONJ… because the words of his twitter account cannot be that of an adult male…

 To clarify: the above “flower message” was not written by JoGo.  It is included to further show JoGo’s level of maturity.  Why keep this message?  Why even have it on his twitter TL?

JoGo is 38 years old… the words in his tweets seem more like that of a college-aged frat boy.   “College-aged” maybe is too adult a description for JoGo… let’s say that this guy’s brain is stuck somewhere in middle school:

Back to Melissa!  If you’re looking for something to do tonight, MeGo will be appearing at the Mohegan Sun:

BUT… the “star” of the appearance at Mohegan Sun is NOT Melissa Gorga.

MeGo will be appearing in the VistaLounge with someone who is higher up on the “reality show” celebrity chain… Scott Disick!

Melissa Gorga is so proud of herself… for bein’ a spokesperson for VoliVodka, too!

NOTE:  No wonder Teresa Giudice won’t let Joe Giudice loose on twitter!  IMO, both Joe’s are embarrassing… JoGo in words… and Juicy in action…

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85 Responses to MELISSA GORGA: Joe Gorga “TrashyTweets”… MeGo Tonight at Mohegan Sun… She’s “SecondBanana” To Another RealityStar…

  1. cmgirl2009 says:

    Yes JoGo is definitely stuck in middle school. These are the same lame jokes I heard in Junior High, I’m only 23!!!!

    • twitterfiend says:

      LOL!! When I saw those tweets from him all I could do was shake my head!! He is so lame! Like WTH is he thinking, does he not have anything better to do/say? Grow up Joey!!

      • anomnomnom says:

        He probably gets his adolescent jokes from joke of the day for dorky frat boy sites. Doesn’t credit where he gets them from and loves the attention he gets from his trollowers for posting them. knuckle head didn’t write those lame assenine jokes. The dancing wife is too classy for them until everyone tells her he’s funny and should become a comedian. Both are stuck in their middle & hs school mentalities.

    • Whoa!! says:

      You know what? I’m 45 years old and I think that phone clip is funny as hell and I’d like to resend it to my husband for a laugh!

    • teap0t says:

      I have to agree. I am 24 years old and I don’t find his brand of humor funny. He is just LAME. his jokes read like old AIM away messages from bygone days.

    • panda says:

      I agree!
      All he needs is a proctology joke & he is a 14yr old boy.

  2. Melvin Marco is a lame arse…………..

  3. 2lazy2b says:

    Joe Gorga is just GROSS. I still want to know about this alleged rape I heard about sometime back. I really think he just has no respect for women. Certainly not his sister or mother.

    • 2lazy: Unless and until someone who was actually involved in the alleged crime comes forward, JoGo will be innocent of the very serious allegation. When the allegations came to light last year, all courts in NJ were searched and PDs were contacted. Nothing was uncovered. It will remain an unverified allegation. TFC!! SH

      • 2lazy2b says:

        SH, Thanks for clearing that up for me. I hope you’re having a good weekend.

      • Buck Henry says:

        I know, but still would like to find out. But as I said before, the way that Joe Gorga kissed Alberts hand at his christmas party told me alot. Since we was friends with the Sheriff of the county and such, I could see someone going to him to ask for a favor and the sheriff quit his job because Christie was looking at possible issues with him (hell his driver was arrested for stuff, just google it).

      • ViewerLainie says:

        Ms.SH Could it have happened in Cancun?

  4. pjbottoms says:

    I bet he can burp the alphabet (English and Italian) and make fart noises with his hand under his armpit. He is a human whoopee cushion that one.

  5. twitterfiend says:

    Two famewh***s at the same place, at the same time…..

  6. ImThePuppeteer says:

    Watching that clip of drunk Juicy always breaks my heart. But if I really listen to what he’s saying about the history with her sh*t of a brother, I totally get it! SloJoe was always a punk kid and it’s clear he’s never grown out of it. He’d be nothing without Tre and now he treats her like ca-ca? horrible.

    • love nj says:

      Juicy Joe was right. We found out. Tre has a blind spot – and hopefully will clear it up. Tre pushing her husband (and MeGo) on her husband stressed her marriage. I hope she wises up.

    • missha50 says:

      ITA Im. Joe G. was drunk but speaking a sober mind.I always refer to this as the most accurate definition of who this social reject is and from someone who’s had an up close and personal view. Joe G. has been dating T. since high school and married to her for 10yrs. Also telling, is his father at the christening saying – go cry to your mama like a girl or lttle girl – shows he sees his son as immature and bratty.
      I found the christening horrible, but tried to hold back totally judging this twerp. But the way he and Meho waited til the last minute to show at T.’s book signing ,for more camera time and so he speak to her so deplorably w/o interruption, sealed his fate w/me. I’ve loathed him ever since. He and Kat are the worst creatures on that show cause they’re BLOOD.

      • sd says:

        I think you’re right. He obviously is seen as a joke by the men in his family and it has made him extremely insucure. I think Joe Guidice has been with Teresa for so long he kind of snuck in there and pulled the covited Italian son status right out from underneath JoGo. I think he has been seeing himself through his familys eyes and it made him bitter. Then along comes his chance on RHONJ and the world saw him in a differnt light, the clown, the sex addict, the party animal, the butt of everyones jokes. Hey, it was negative attention but it was ATTENTION and he loved it. Now he has become a parody of his own self. I know it sounds strange but he is even more JoGo than JoGo. He seems to embrace it and his wife, his sister-in-laws, all the RHONJ hanger oners all incourage it. When Melissa leaves him for someone that can further her 15 mins and his family won’t have a thing to do with him for siding with her then maybe he’ll get it together. I just hate the example he is setting for his own sons. If they follow their Dad’s lead they’ll be suspended in kindergarten for smacking the teacher ass.

  7. Sparklie222 says:

    Well he’s right about one thing, he deserves to walk on toilet paper.

  8. Jen says:

    Who is Scott Disick?

    • Jen: Scott Disick is KourtneyKardashian’s babyDADDY. TFC! SH

    • DMB says:

      Teenage girls are Obsessed w/ him. I don’t get it.

      • housewife hoe says:

        I think Scott is good looking, too bad he is such a douche.

      • CJ says:

        I can’t imagine what parent would let their teenage daughter near the db. Ewwwww.

      • introvertedwanderer says:

        I don’t get the obsession with Scott, either. But I don’t think of him as a “douche” anymore. To me, he is actually the most sensible one in the family, after Khloe Kardashian. He was immature in his early twenties, when his and Kourtney’s relationship was in it’s early period, and he was also in self-destruct mode for a while, after that, but has shown increased maturity throughout the run of all of their reality shows, and now he comes off looking better than most of the Kardashian clan, and his wife Kourtney seems to have regressed.

        • romoshedint says:

          I agree. I think he’s cute and a nice dresser. Kourtney is a straight up bish to him. Mason is adorbs! I’m sure the baby is too, but I’ve never seen her.

          • Stacy says:

            Scott is a raging alcoholic (and possible drug addict) and has no credentials or education of his own to actually support himself. If he were to be cast out of the Kartrashian family, he would be utterly lost. The times when he has appeared in a bathing suit were frightening; he has literally zero muscle mass and is scary skinny–the typical substance abuser body type. He has so much time on his hands–he should really do some cardio and weight lifting because his body looks like one of the many Jewish senior citizens roasting their out-of-shape bodies on Miami Beach (and no, I’m not being anti-Semitic–I used to live there, and that’s the reality). Kourtney and the rest of the litter are high-maintenance, whining, impolite slobs (with the possible exception of Khloe). Their mother, Kris, is the worst. Wow, so elegant and classy to name all of your girls “K” names. NOT.

            • Va Fa Napoli says:

              I dont get the fascination with scott either. He’s an embarrassment who enjoys the fame too much. Those r the kind of people who shouldnt be famous. The things ive seen him do on the show are reprehensible. Shoving money down waiters throats, being drunk all the time, talkin to kourt like shit, cheating on her its just too much. I dont even think hes good looking, she could def get better.

              • Hersandra says:

                Mason is so adorable, but I always feel a bit sad watching him. Look at his role models. He doesn’t have much of a chance..

            • Chrisnyc1 says:

              You’re right! Scott’s own Dad thinks he is a Nut Job!!

        • sd says:

          I think your right, Kourtney treats him like dookie. Wonder how Mego feels playing second fiddle to the Kardashian’s whipping boy who’s claim to fame is fathering little Kardashians and getting famously wasted in retribution for being hopelessly emeshed in the whole Kardashian debacle. Maybe they can have a nice chat about being overshadowed by their much more famous relatives.

      • anomnomnom says:

        Yesterday I seen pictures of Scott with facial hair, he actually look good. Really good.

    • Vengeful-Val says:

      He’s some smarmy DB who managed to hitch a ride on the Kartrashian band-wagon, who also does his best to interpret a fallen from grace, aging Ralph Lauren male model.

  9. SDHS86 says:

    That phone clip above in black is actually not his. It’s a popular mass mailing to friends from 3 months ago or so. Just an FYI.

  10. T C says:

    I’ve read his childish Jr High school tweets and find them representative of an Immoral man-child. He and Andy Cohen both seem to be very immature in their actions and comments. Perhaps their attraction to one another – perhaps?!? So is very wrong with this guy. I have wondered why Bravo doesn’t vet and do drug tests on these idiotic wannabe some bodies. All businesses do so as a matter of HR policies. If they did drug test, vet and pre-screen these characters I’m sure half would never be hired.

    When Joey Marco’s SIL so proudly changed his Twitter profile recently to the bright orange Neanderthal, hairy pose, I immediately thought he looked ridiculous posed that way. I personally like his other pose better. Click below and you decide.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=neanderthal+man+pictures&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari#biv=i|21;d|D4XgIYnr4CuHZM:

  11. T C says:

    Well I really messed that link up so sorry. I thought was linking only one photo on the page. Ms SH feel free to delete the link. Dumb poster here sorry.

  12. Miles Perkins says:

    This Joe Gorga Jagoff is quite the piece of work. He needs to be locked up in that tuna factory and made into a soylent green canolli.

  13. Tinkerbell says:

    He’s a pig. Mel knows it but they make a great team because she is also a bottom dweller. The words and phrases they use on the show are not the norm for anyone. It’s kind of humorous really… Scum, garbage, clown…. Who talks like that? Really?

  14. 2lazy2b says:

    Has anyone checked out twitter in the las 30 minutes or so? Johnny the Greek is on roll.

    • I saw that but who is he talking to or about? I don’t even want to guess…

      • 2lazy2b says:

        Im pretty sure its Melissa.

        • I did too, but I just didn’t want to assume…. :-)

        • romoshedint says:

          Yep, I believe so.
          @JohnnyTheGrk: Lets play horse. Oh shit, you win. Lol

          Other than that. He’s speaking in riddles and saying he has scoop without spilling it. Same old…

          • sd says:

            That bs was interesting for about 3 seconds what on earth is he waiting for? My only guess is part 3 of the reuion. After that if he dosn’t spill I’m going to start calling Johnny the Roxie Poxie.

            • romoshedint says:

              Right?! I’m going to sick big bad Rosie on him because she don’t care if she gets locked up!

              • sd says:

                Makes you wonder if Bravo is encouraging him to tweet all this crap so that he can get his wife Penny on or he is really going to give us some dirt on Missy. I hope he does I don’t know how much more sleep I can loose over this! lol Just joking I’m up late watching the walking dead marathon. WooHoo, season 3 starts tomorrow. It will be confusing though, when a gang of slow ,disgusting, inarticulate zombies attack a victim I won’t be able to tell if I’m watching walking dead or the RHONJ reuion

              • Va Fa Napoli says:

                lol

            • anomnomnom says:

              Lol he got the pox. Either tell us what you keep hinting at or shut the heck up.

  15. Pink says:

    Jogo is plagued with the little D@#ck syndrome. As drunk as Juicy was that night everything he says if you listen carefully is the truth and you can’t blame him for the way he feels. Not condoning some of the language he uses toward Tre. I cringe when he does that to her.

  16. Vengeful-Val says:

    Aaaaaaaand this is exactly why I don’t have any form of social-media. I used to have FB from 2007-2009, but then the great Myspace flood in 2009 made it so that the majority of FB users were slackjawed, poem-copy/pasting, Nicki Minaj fans instead of college peers and such.

    I’m old school! I just communicate via e-mail now. lol

  17. airfine says:

    Jogo needs to grow a pair and man-up, I cannot believe that man did not stick up for his parents on the reunion, He is scum.

  18. romoshedint says:

    “Second banana”… :-D
    hee hee
    Am I the only one that giggles about that?
    tee hee..

    • Abby Normal says:

      Lol!! No you’re not, romo! I’m just a little late to the party today :) . Thanks for the funny!

  19. Stacy says:

    @Miss SH: “the above “flower message” was not written by JoGo.” I didn’t understand this. Can you clarify? I know little about Twitter, so did someone else post it to his account? If not written by JoGo, then who wrote it? Sorry, just trying to keep up.

    • Hersandra says:

      I don’t know much about twitter either, but I think she meant that JoGo was not the original author of that stupid quote.

    • sd says:

      I am pretty sure it was one of his sister in laws and he retweeted it. If I’m wrong please feel free to correct me but that was what I thought. It was on another post too.

  20. 2lazy2b says:

    yall better check out GregsLoosehole on twitter. Says he’s got some info WakoJaco.

  21. tlcory says:

    Just saw this on Bravo message board……..
    #rhonj FACTS: Melissa Gorga Shoplifting Case was dismissed BECAUSE of a 15th Circuit Judicial Circuit Administrative Order #4.605 and #4.6.25 = in 2008 a judicial order which basically states a misdemeanor case prior to 2008 with no activity on it for 5 years can be dismissed by a simple administrative order. A phone to the Palm Beach County Courthouse apprising them to activate this administrative order is all it would have taken to have Melissa Gorga case dismissed Oct 10, 2012.

    Anyone stating this case was resolved years ago and the open arrest warrant was a clerical error is misinformed. I checked that to…

    Bottom line is Melissa Gorga was arrested for shoplifting and agreed to appear in court to answer to the charges. Melissa failed to honor her word to the judge and the judge issued a bench warrant for her arrest. The store Melissa Shoplifted at has since been sold to Macy’s. No complaining witness.

    Melissa evades being held responsible because of TIME. Moral of the story is if you get caught breaking the law in Florida…avoid detection for 5 years = then you get to have a clean record and can not be held accountable for your actions.

    Order 4.605
    http://15thcircuit.c…e&groupId=10136

  22. Lisa1844 says:

    I think that neither Juicy or Mego want Teresa and her brother to get along. The difference is Melissa is better at faking innocence, though. Juicy is at least honest about how he feels about Joe Gorga. This is why I can handle him much better. If you’re honest about what bothers you, it can be resolved. She is so manipulative with her husband it’s not even funny!. What really bothered me was when Joe Gorga brought up what his sister had said months ago on camera! Why did they wait? Because they wanted Teresa to look bad in front of the cameras!! Then there was Jacqueline saying she didn’t want to get involve to Teresa and telling Melissa all about it. I’m so glad this season is almost over because I really am over them all!

  23. *Soylent Green is FiiiiiSH!* (ImThePuppeteer)

    Best comment on RHoNJ Message Board—EVER!!!

  24. Paula2 says:

    I have never known anyone as vulgar as jogo.
    Who would even associate with someone like this? I am speechless.

  25. Chiantideb says:

    I think Jogo is doing Andy! JoGo is so vile!

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