“I only know I’m gay ’cause my older sister, Kathy… sittin’ right over der… kept tellin’ me that I’m gay. From the time I was dis little…”
“I only told Rosie that she was gay ONE time… ONE TIME! Just ONCE, Andy… please don’t be mad at me, Andy. I really need dis job…”
“You guys know Rosie better than I do… Is she gay? For real? I couldn’t tell… “
“Well, Andy, Kathy told me that Rosie’s gay… and Kathy has never ever told a lie… never ever.”
”I’m not sayin’ nuthin’ about Rosie. ’Cept dat she keeps scarin’ my legions of fans who shell out $20 for my books of borrowed recipes that can be found online or in any cookbook long before mine were compiled cookbooks and wait in line for over five hours just to see me. She’s ruining my game my platform my tie-ins my FANS’ experience!”
“My fan will wait in line longer than five hours… AND my fan will pay any ‘fee’ amount. My fan bought somma my sauce for $7.99 a jar… and was da only one dat paid the $463.35 extra ‘fee’. Now datz a FAN.”
“AND…let me tell you somethin’… I luv dat ONE fan. And he has waited in line for OVER five hours for ME! Let me tell youz somethin’ else…. dat fan even goes to lunch wit me and… Shut up, Jacqueline, I’m talkin’ here…”
“Wait a minute. You have a FAN… dat youz take to lunch? Wit you? Like LeAnn Rimes?”
“Hey… let’s not drag someone into this destruction den discussion who has real, natural talent…”
“I meant to say that ALL of you are very talented… in your own special way…”
“You wouldn’t be here if you didn’t have SOME kinda special talent…”
“I’M more talented than she is! Right, Andy?”
“See, Andy! She just can’t eggmit** dat I got vocalizational talents… and she don’t! She’s jealous…”
“Anyone can auto-tune “sing” like Melissa does… and Caroline told me that she blasts ”OnDisplay” instead of callin’ an exterminator… to git rid of all da mice in her walls.”
“I never told you dat. It’s not in writing, so I never said dat. Git back over to your side. We don’t want you here. Me and I’m my own person I gotta mind of my own Jax don’t want your kinda garbage wit us on dis side. And… there ain’t no mice in Franklin Lakes…”
”Didn’t you hear what I said? You git back over where you belong. We don’t like your kind here… right, Jax?” ”HUH? Oh… uh huh. Yeah… we don’t like you. I AM my own person… I am my OWN person… I am my own PERSON…“
“See, Andy… see how Caroline bullies me? Ever since I won da meatball challenge on Rachael Ray. DaDon Caroline just can’t believe dat I make better meatballs!”
“She does NOT make better meatballs! The cast of “Jersey Boys” were the judges…”
“… and, before Bernie Kerik went to the clink he did us a ‘favor’ we did our own investigation and found out dat Rachael Ray didn’t want to pay for the ORIGINAL Broadway cast of the “Jersey Boys”!!! Da judges were da UNDERSTUDIES!”
“You can’t let UNDERSTUDIES judge a meatball challenge! That damn Rachael Ray tried to go cheap on us!”
”You two should just have another meatball cook off and settle dis whole thing now…”
“I mean we could make it a whole “fambly” thing! I could sing and Koma here could bring her cannoli kits to sell… we’d just have to find all the ORIGINAL Jersey Boys to be da judges…”
eggmit**:
Melissa Gorga HOHOHO is a simpleton? Like in dummy….
There are many wealthy, respected women with class in NJ. Fire all of this trash and bring in real women.
I eggmit it, you are right!
Bravo asked, but they are all too busy with charity work or a REAL career.
I eggmit as well! Many of my clients all live in that area but would NEVER do that show! They actually are rich, successful housewives that have class. That is the difference though because they have it all and no need to go on a show to prove that they are rich&classy..
that reminds me of a interview the Millionare Matchmaker gave, In the interview she was asked if her clients are really her clients. She said No Bravo picked the guys and they get a free membership to her service out of the deal. she said her real Clients,real millionaires would never ever be on the show.
I have to eggmit I suspected that, since most of the “millionaires” on the show make such idiots of themselves. Remember Robin, the overweight Hello Kitty girl, the eyebrow guy that proposed on the first or second date, the numerous fussbudget gay guys, and even the Manzo boys, with Mommy Caroline observing from the next room? Patti Stanger doesn’t show me much. Crude crude crude.
You know Bravo set up that Manzo things. Both those boys looked so uncomfortable with Mama Manzos choices. Hello kitty what a mess.
Well that wlains a lot! some of those guys were such dweebs!
raccoon and stress doll look SOO stupid with those injected lips. and i guess no one at the katfish residence owns a brush? they knew they were gonna be on television, right? i mean, it’s not just double coupon day at kroger’s.
Sorry, sometimes I can’t keep up with the lingo–which one is raccoon and which one is stress doll?
Meho = raccoon
Katfish = stress doll
That was funny. I’ve had a very unfunny week, so thanks for the laughs.
Sorry to hear you had a bad week!
Thanks PJ.
Your photo recaps are simply the best. I love each of them. So funny you resurrected, once again, Bernie Kerik, the Manzo’s beloved NYC Top Cop. I’m still amazed that Bravo / Andy lets the Manzo’s simply glide over any and all negative truths regarding them and / or their pals. There were a few articles in the NY Post this week regarding Kerik. Below is the link on yesterday’s article. (Never posted a link before not sure it will work)
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/bronx/bernie_bribe_job_plain_ugly_DFid9UBIgcJzae0o3VSYSO
And why, oh why, are there never any comments about the “benefit” dinner party the Manzos had for the sheriff’s department a while ago? Remember that one? I’ve never heard of such a thing, unless you are in the Mafia or are trying to buy good favors with law enforcement. Seriously, I’m trying not to knock NJ, but in all the states i’ve lived, I’ve NEVER heard of a private citizen throwing a party for a law enforcement entity. That the Manzos did that reeks of corruption, but also, that the Sheriff’s Dept. would participate in it screams conflict of interest and favoritism.
Wasn’t Law School Flunk Out ALBIE MANZO a NJ law enforcement officer for about 6 months? I remember seeing him in uninform.
Another failed career attempt by Prince Albie. Tre was right about the jobs – but could not articulate the short job histories of the Manzoids at the Reunion 2 show.
love: DonCaro said that PriceAlbie had a gun… PriceAlbie was gonna be a sheriff! But, plans were foiled!: http://stoopidhousewives.com/2011/10/25/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-albie-manzo-albie-got-a-gun-but-he-cant-use-it/ TFC!! SH
Too funny. Big Al trying to start some “volunteer” sheriff program and was turned down.
SH: Loved that post btw: Prince Albie’s got a gun…but no job! LOL!
pj: Glad you liked it! Thought it was pretty funny, too! PrinceAlbie = the BarneyFife of Hoboken! LOL!!! TFC!! SH
Yep:) Now he can use his skillz and be a bouncer at the new restaurant.
I’m just a little off subject but aren’t the Prince and Critterfur suppose to be opening their new Restaurant on the 19th. Haven’t heard much about that. Anyone know if it’s going through?
Well according to the Hudson Reporter this coming Friday (19th) AL=lbie & Chris are holding a competition looking for their executive chef for Little Town New Jersey. Announcing 10 competitors and then holding sort of a “Top Chef” type competition and sometime after Nov 3rd a winner will be chosen. Does this mean Chrissy Laurita will have to go out and start hoofing the BLK all by hisself now since his biggest snake oil sellers will be busy with their own gig? I have notice lately he hasn’t been in the photos of the BLK events only the Manzo boys. If Chrissy just brings out some cousins their fans don’t know them and won’t want their bottles signed by say Cousin Johnny.
Plus the two guys that are partnering up with Albie and Chrittofer have 5 other restaurants two of which are called Little Town NY Union Square and Little Town NY Restaurant Row. So I guess the Manzoids didn’t come up with the name of “their” new restaurant now did they? LOL
Shakin: The chef competition was mentioned on SH October 6: http://stoopidhousewives.com/2012/10/06/sh-hit-and-run-saturday-manzoids-chefcontest-gangham-rapper-makesmillions-simon-van-kempen-tweetertattletale/ Their “partnership” was also mentioned via past discussions on SH… let’s move on. TFC!! SH
I’m sorry I had the wrong month, it’s suppose to be in November.
Applause SH! I must add that Missy looks like she just cut one in all the photos.
P.S. SH I would love to have a caption contest!
LMAO!
That phrase “cut one” really takes me back. Thanks, PJ.
LOL! I have two crazy younger brothers who would say Melissa is doing “the one cheek sneak” in the first 2 photos!
stinkyhousewives says:
October 12, 2012 at 5:47 PM
“There are many wealthy, respected women with class in NJ. Fire all of this trash and bring in real women.”
THANK YOU for saying this stinkyhousewives!!! Women like Melissa make me wonder what kind of college gave this moron a degree. I had to see MS. SH’s proof before I believed it. As a teacher, she is an insult to my profession.
I know there are plenty of well-spoken, dignified women in NJ who would make this show far better and represent the majority of women there. Why, why, why did Bravo choose these? None of them can speak English correctly, have problems even making a coherent sentence and certainly have no verbal skills whatsoever (unless you accept screaming profanities, botched words and incoherent phrases a verbal skill).
My heart goes out to the fine women of NJ who have to listen to their dribble, knowing they are supposedly representing your state. My own state, Texas is often misrepresented by a few stupid people they find on the street, which is embarrassing, so I feel your pain.
I’m downloading the new episode of Big Rich Texas & can assure you that I don’t buy into the stereotypes at all. As an Australian, Texas would be my preferred state of the USA to live in. So don’t be embarrassed.
Lisbeth and stinkyhousewives,
THANK YOU BOTH!!!. I live in Franklin Lakes, and ALL these ladies have made a mockery of our town.
The real wealthy housewives in NJ would have nothing to do with such a low class show. They have better things to do with their lives, ie volunteering for various organizations and not going around trying to sing, sell crap all over the internet. Those are the women with real class. You won’t find many of them if any in Franklin Lakes. You have to travel to Rumson, Alpine, Ramsey, ShortHills, Roseland to name a few.
I’ll bet, and I think it’s probably like that in every RH city.
Barb,
I respectfully disagree. I have many lovely friends in Franklin Lakes. Women of substance. The towns you mentioned are fantastic as well (although a great little town. I would not put Ramsey in the same category of wealth and philanthropy as Alpine), but please don’t let the RHONJ let you think we are all like that. I personally would not even walk into Cafface. My group of friends and I do fundraising for Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy and Autism. We do it with SINCERITY. This website is a guilty pleasure of mine because I do live near them, and I find the humor of Ms. SH to be brilliant. peace….
Oh please I didn’t mean to put down FL. It’s just those women. I have a number of friends in FL and The Market Basket was my second home. Please accept my heartfelt apology.
I agree with DJ – I had a business in Franklin Lakes for years, have many of my best friends there and live in an adjoining town. The Manzos and Lauritas are a bit outcast in the community (except for Bernard Kerik who has a house there even though he’s in the clink) and don’t even really come up in conversation – It is definitely a super place to live with a wonderful social center (swimming and tennis) and highly educated for the most part – the Manzo kids are seriously the only ones I ever heard of who didn’t go to college! What does that say?
In the stills, the NJ cast cast looks very rough. Harsh makeup, hair and an awful wardrobe. The worst looking of all the Housewives yet the most successful. Hmmm
Because they are a certain type of ladies who need fame. It’s disturbing! I work in this world of luxury& FAUX luxury. It saddens me to shop for women who are sick& shop to fulfill their empty rich lives.. I see so many of RH who fake it so bad that it angers me to watch esp if I just saw them that day @ work. They live in such pretend world that they start believing it.. I’m sorry but they are not considered “celebs” so no one ever wants to shop for them esp when they return after wearing on show!
Miss SH, I am dumb! Just realized that blinking new post icon meant that people responded to your comment….ooops!! Just saw it now:) sorry if I never responded to anyone’s comments..
Hey I never noticed any new post blinking icon, where did you see it?
I don’t see any blinking icon’s where forth art thou?
Really? I’ve never seen the blinking icon. In order for me too see if anyone responded to mine, I gottA look thru all the posts that I think I commented on. There has got to b an easier way
Wallpaper – who’s the HW in the blue dress? Kind of looks like Adrienne Maloof, but also like a drag queen. Dress is tackola
Yes. Adrienne’s dress looks like a Project Runway – made in 2 hours – reject.
She really looks hard, doesn’t she? Not like a mom, that’s for sure.
Yes, I can hear Tim Gunn right now, “How can your client walk in that dress?” And, “Why isn’t the dress lined – your client will look like a hooker?”
Tyra did this kind of music way back in the day!
Adrienne’s taste in clothing and home decor is just awful. Her house looks just like Al Pacino’s cocaine house in the movie Scarface. Seriously, less is more. Faux-Tuscan, rococo, French provincial, nuevo Spanish Hacienda, Mediterranean-on-steroids, and every other “style” involving wrought-iron curlicues, gilded finishes, and endless nooks and crannies (and don’t even get me started on Lea Black’s bordello home) completely lacks originality and is so 1980s.
Agreed, Stacy. It’s absolutely hideous.
ITA Stacy. One of the HW’s bathrooms (forget which one) has marble walls. It looks like a blood clot exploded! All their taste in home decor is abominable.
I feel like Andy is still biased with his Q at this reunion. I just saw the sneak peek of part III today and I felt he was not fair to the Juidice’s concerning their legal issues. Meanwhile Jac avoided answering her bankruptcy Q and he didn’t go further with her. We all know all these women have one or more legal issues in their lives. Why focus on one person, that to me is unfair and am going to write and tell him my opinion. Am not against him asking Q but why be strict on just one person when they almost all have similar issues.
I hear Melissa is appearing on WWHL this sunday. I hope he asks her about the shoplifting allegations cos that is also a public record.
Her fans are already saying that it was an “administrative error.” She’ll lie to Mandy, and he won’t follow up. So predictable…
MS. SH….
This was brilliant! Too funny… p.s. I hope you are doing well. xo
OMG SH -This is just too funny…I’m still laughing! Thank you, thank you, thank you….
That eggmit it video is truly hilarious! Not a mistake an adult would make. Some HEAVY editing going on behind the scenes!
Wonder if Teresa gets do-over help like this? Wonder too if she’s any faster to catch on if she does receive help? lol Bu, I really wish they could all start pronouncing the “T” in but.
I can’t even imagine what Tre’s unedited TTC’s were like if the final version we see are heavily edited. I wonder if the producers snicker behind the camera when Tre does her interviews and then when the rest of them do theirs they correct them and let me them do as many takes as possible until its perfect?
This is a great Heavily Edited REMIX of last year’s reunion!
Very funny Melissa video.Does Adrienne own a mirror?Really bad dress, too much skin, tacky jewerly, bad hair. Get a stylist stat.
She owns the same mirror as Cathy — they share.
love the color of Adrienne’s dress tho!
Will all of these housewives please stop dressing as if they’re going to a high school formal? Gross.
or like they were going to stand on a street corner and do business and i dont mean hook cookbook,music videos or deserts.
LIsa: Your comments are so right. Showing their wares, so to speak, to entice customers.
LOL I have been reading this site for days and crying from laughter. I was beginning to doubt my own sanity and intelligence for not buying the magical snake oil that Bravo was trying to sell me. After attempting to post numerous responses to Bravo blogs to get clarification on editing/timelines, including how it’s possible to GO BACK IN TIME (please, I want to know!), I stumbled upon SH. Love this site! Love the respect I see around here! xo
Glad to have you, ChemGeek!
Evening everyone! Saw the RHONJ mag cover at the checkout. jaez Jax needs to lay off the fillers and botox. She used to be attractive but now almost looks like corpse with the immobile face and waxy pallor. She needs a cosmetic procedure intervention, stat. They all need to stop tanning (I’m looking at you Adrienne Maloof) so aging and harsh.
Lol MsSH! I just love these
I never understood the eggmit comments.. now i totally get it! That was a nice video of meliss. Thanksfor the laugh!
Speaking of the reunion, how great was it when Juicy burped?
Yeah now that was some authentic commentary!
It wasn’t great. It was filthy and vulgar. He has no manners. I think he chugged the Red Bull at the start of the show because he had been drinking and wanted to sober up. Just my opinion. Aside from that, a can of Red Bull has a caffeine content similar to a cup of coffee, so Andy, etc., shouldn’t have freaked out about it.
I guess we have a different sense of humor, Stacy.
Rosie is prettier than Koma Kathy.
oops – I meant INCLUDING Bernard Kerick as an outcast!!