BLIND ITEMS: Take Your Best Guess!!

October 11, 2012   NationalEnquirer…  NOTE:  Time to take a brief break from the craziness of the Housewives!!

                                                “Let’s go have a beer, Sherlock… and try to drink the Housewives away!”

1)  THIS  daughter of a superstar is considering taking it all off for a raunchy magazine. The barely legal wannabe actress has been posing in the buff for her boyfriend, but pals say she should be more concerned about him leaking the “audition photos” on the Internet! Can you name her?   Best guess:  Franchesca Eastwood… or plenty of other daughters of superstars…

2)  THIS R&B diva is usually in control, but the 40-something star is going through some heavy emotional turmoil. She’s just learned a weight-loss company is about to drop her as a spokesperson and her family has all but turned their backs on her. Who is she?   Best guess:  this one was too easy! “In control” = Janet Jackson!

3)  WHICH young actress – with moviestar parents now divorced – invited her troubled mom to see a rough cut of her latest film only to be let down when mama didn’t show? The 20-something starlet called her dad to complain, but he just said: “What did you expect?”   Best guess:  have no idea.  Poor lil starlet…

4)  WHICH three-time Emmy winner brags about regifting the free swag she gets during awards season? The millionaire funnygal – who was overheard saying she barely has to Christmas shop – picked up extra freebies with pricey eye creams to gift to her equally rich girlfriends!   Best guess:  Could be Kyle-ee Richards.  OOPS!  Kyle-ee’s only award has been “worst dressed” on FashionPolice!  OOPS!  Kyle-ee hasn’t even gotten THAT award yet!!

5)  WHICH troubled pop star flew to Las Vegas on the pretense of business, but really hit Sin City with the hopes of reuniting with her first true love? The only hitch is that the famous exes are both engaged – to other people!   Best guess:  hope it’s not Rihanna!

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The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
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23 Responses to BLIND ITEMS: Take Your Best Guess!!

  1. Leon Benjamin says:

    Yeah, number 2 has to be Janet Jackson. The control clue gave it away.

  2. kathyf48 says:

    Number 3 is possibly Rumor or Tallulah?

  3. I’m trying to figure out which one is Adrienne. I think it’s No. 1.

  4. JD says:

    #5: Britney Spear and Justin Timberlake. They are both engage to OTHER people.

  5. I think number one is Bobby Christina Houston. She is daughter to a superstar, 19 years old, trying to act (and be saved by Tyler perry) but instead is being stoopid with this brofriend (that’s brother and boyfriend…and engaged for their new reality show). Sad.

  6. ViewerLainie says:

    # 3 is Lindsay Lohan.

  7. ViewerLainie says:

    SORRY! Can I have my guess back, didn’t realize the parents had to be moviestars. I will change my guess to one of the girls that Demi and Bruce Willis brought into the world.

  8. Stacey says:

    #4 Julia Louis-Dreyfus

  9. Morning Yawn says:

    How many Emmys does Kathy Griffin have?? Like the Willis girls guess!

  10. Joan says:

    #3 Demi’s girls a good guess…for some reason Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson came to mind …have no idea why..

  11. meowalert says:

    #1 sounds like one of Rod Stewert or Mick Jaggers kids #4 Tina Fey

  12. TangyOrange says:

    #4 Ellen deGeneres?

  13. Siobhan (@Siomonroe) says:

    #1 I’m going to throw out a random – How old is Paula Gretsky? In the past year she got alot of attention on the internet for her pictures – superstar could mean someone in sports
    #3 can’t be Lohan because her parents aren’t stars – must be a Willis kid, or perhaps Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins’ daughter?
    #4 could be Rosie O’Donnell

  14. Girlfriend says:

    #2 Janet Jackson. #3 don Johnson and Melanie Griffith daughter, forgot her name

  15. lobstahsmaht says:

    #4 is Barbara Streisand

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