October 6, 2012 12:02 pm
“No need to look for a chef, CritterFUR… I gota da best knife skills ever. Tell ‘em, Al! Al! AL!”
Wouldn’t ya just know it! Those Manzoid “BOYZ” (think FlavaFlav!) just can’t partner up and open a restaurant in Hoboken. NO! Da Manzoids are holding a chef competition. From NJJournal…
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Psy… million dollar rapper…
CelebrityNetWorth explains how “Psy”… the GanghamStyle Rapper’s family made over $30 million since Psy’s video was released.
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@Simon van Kempen is a big tattletale! Simon told MissAndy THIS via twitter. Hmmmm… is Simon tryin’ to get on MissAndy’s good side?
Simon was referring to this:
Simon could NOT have read the item himself… he relied on someone else to “translate” the parody picture… otherwise, Simon would never have sent the tweet to MissAndy!
MORAL OF THIS STORY: Never rely on another’s “opinion”… read items yourself and come to your OWN conclusions. AND… so what! In our opinion, we all know that MissAndy holds the Housewives in contempt!
I love watching Psy,his videos make me laugh. i thought he was singing,”Open condom style”. I thought, doesn’t make a lot of sense but…good for him he’s being safe. Damn my “ears” are getting old.
Me too!!! My husband thought I was being a perv until he heard the song!
LOL!
SH posters are the best!! I get more laughs here than anywhere on the net
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PS…Simon is still a dumba$$
Ahhhghhh..things that make me just shake my head ( and mutter curses under my breath). How f’n dumb can Simon be ? Actually how f’n dumb were some others who also thought that was an actual “quote” and not a parody !
I thought it was an actual quote. I can assure you I am not dumb. There was nothing in it that caused me to think it wasn’t an actual quote or even that it was a parody. I’m not sure what my “tip off” should have been.
IMO the first tip off would be that ms andy would NEVER admit that is what he thought ( out loud) and secondly if he was being quoted a source would be attributed , such as some rag like ROL. I guess I am just used to Ms SH’s style of parody and when she is being “serious”. I’m sorry if I offended you. Sadly it is probably is what he does think ,so that part is real !
I dunno, I’m pretty good at catching something that is a parody and that quote sounded pretty believable to me.
I believed he said it and actually thought it was a very honest and intelligent quote.
I don’t see what’s so inflammatory about it, this is absolutely the truth and if these women had this said to them they wouldn’t give the decision to sign up an extra thought.
They know all of this already.
MS SH just spelled it out.
I’m not sure about him hating the HW’s. I’m sure he has disdain for many of them like we all do and is disgusted by much of it like we all are but we’re all still watching so he keeps putting them on the air.
From what I’ve seen, when there is a fake picture the person who created the fake picture is thanked. Example, Housewife Hoe’s pictures. Since there wasn’t anybody thanked I honestly thought it was a real quote by him. Perhaps I am the only one who thought that.
I thought the same thing. Plus, it sounded like one of Andy’s wannabe-witticisms. I admit, guiltily, that I bought Andy’s terrible book, and it’s filled with all sorts of anti-funny lines like that.
Andy could never/would never be that honest. It’s the truth though.
The truth IS that the show will burn anyone on it.
Andy’s turn is coming. People are becoming increasingly repelled by him and the franchise and disliking it all.
I was unsure about it too. I even asked in the comment section if it was real or not. I saw the quotes, thought ok maybe its real, but then i understood the other funny pics like filling vivs leg with tuna. I refrained from commenting on the said picture because, in all honestly, if it was a joke there is no reason for me to state my opinion on it-if he didnt actually say it.
Re the Manzo boys…several things actually…the article is dated today 10/6 , SOOOOO these bozo’s were going to wait this late to hire a chef when the opening is on 10/19. Once again great business planning. Also this “chef” contest thingy was done on Famous Food on vh1 last year with the owners Mike Boogie and Lonnie Moore and THAT was a real winner ( NOT), the place closed in 6 months. Those two are experienced in start ups, the boys are not.
Also when the hell are they going to have the time to travel and promote BLK ? With all these “side” businesses,start ups with these clowns but none ever coming to fruition, and making a profit, I am really starting to think these are all attempts at money laundering . Or else they are just dumb or both !
opening a business on Frank Sinatra Drive……how fitting.
Why would 2 men who already have several places hook up with the Manzo loosers?
If you go to the web site there is no mention at all about a grand opening or a contest.
Sounds like they want to expand quickly and then sell.
I think the opening is in November which is still very late to hire a chef. I thought this place sells grilled cheese and buffalo wings? You need a fancy chef for that? The boys are now in LV Promoting Blk at Lavo nightclub. I would think they would need to work on their business not run around LV. Caroline’s will once again lose her money from another business venture. She better just give it up already and let her kids fend for themselves.
I think both.
I’m wondering who the panel of judges will be for the chef. Hopefully professionals in the field and not just momma zoid.
If it is momma zoid there better be no women chefs , that would be an automatic NO from her !
Wow Simon STILL has no life. What a marooon.
Right, meow….what a total loser….and I hate that term
Too funny Simon sent to Missandy!! Big tattletale baby. BTW watched Silex on Couples therapy new show and he sat on couch while she jumped in between 2 men ready to brawl and broke them up. He just sat there!!!
I watched Couples Therapy too and I wondered WTH Simon didn’t get up and and do something. I just don’t know about the one couple with the 35 year age difference, too creepy for me. And please don’t think that I am a horrible person, but when they showed upcoming scenes for the season and Alex slipped after getting out of the pool I LMAO!!!!!!! I kept rewinding that part just so that I could keep laughing (I was having a bad day and that totally picked me up, sorry)!!
OmG!! I laughed to when she fell ONLY bcuz its something i would fo (have done) lol! That 17 yr old is obnoxious! And husband kept saying “im raising my wife “…too creepy!
Same here! Yikes! I made my fiancé replay that scene as I laughed so hard almost peed! It was just one of those funny things that cracked me up esp cuz it was Alex!! She is such an idiot! Classic Alex move& can’t wait to see it on the Soup, Oh it made iti bet!! So twitterfiend, we must be having same type of day as it still makes me giggle even thinking about it .. PS, y r they even on that show?? Still looking for fame! Both disgust me but hilarious to watch those wackos !
Ah, the simple pleasures of life
I think its weird that they are even on that show.
LOL@ Simon having to use SH to even get Andy’s attention… too funny.
This is way off topic but I really want Caroline to buy a corner cupboard for her kitchen. It looks ridiculous.
It looks like they bought an ex display kitchen that is too small for the room.
I can see andys eyes rolling as he hits the delete button as soon as he sees simons name…and simon keep checking twitter anxiously awaiting a nonexistent redponse.
Simon,
You silly nitwit.
love,
Made
I KNEW u had a soft spot for him..lol!!!
Anytime a viral video comes along I always check Kid’s React for the reactions. This one is an elder’s react to Gangham. I thought it was pretty cute.
The entire concept for the restaurant seems dumb. No offense, but Jersey doesn’t scream “food capital of the world”. The contest all seems like a publicity stunt which I’m sure it is.
There ARE a lot of good restaurants all closey that specific vacinity (Danny Aiello’s Italian restaurant is just aroud the corne from there and it’s VERY good + it used to have a 2nd floor comedy section). If the restaurant is right there on Frank Sinatra Dr., there’s no parking (only meter parking), lots of joggers, a few new “posh” (hahaha!) apartment buildings and a ton of restaurants. Good luck!! If people can’t find a spot, they drive on to the next restaurant that’s easier to access. FAIL.
Simon is on Twitter all the time, no matter what it deals with. Im sure HE read it & decided to tweet Andy….so what? Shouldnt be upset about what u write or support!
I think simon is vying for attention. Think about it. Simon tweets andy, others see it, he mentions SH, we all read it, and BOOM more viewers for couple therapy. I wouldnt put it past him. He just trying to gain some viewers. I saw only the end of couples therapy but i will try n watch next week whenever its on.
You are right. I can just see him doing his lil tongue rolling in his cheek as he tweets it.
Clever move right? Just like when rihannas album drops she has a story in a magazine retelling the story of chris brown beating. After a few times, i was like ok- this is a ploy. Feel bad for her, Buy her music. I dont like that kind of trickery. But I guess thats how all people in music/acting stay relevant.
Omg this is the best Saturday ever!!! Thankyou sh. Those are fake glasses, why would anyone think Andy would admit to saying that. Heehee very funny.
It would have been funny if Andy would have messed with Simone and went along with it. Did Andy even respond?
Side bar- that song is so freakin catchy. I just found out yesterday that it was korean. Spent some time on google tryin to figure out the name of it… i coulda just waited til today lol Ms SH gets the answers to EVERYTHING
Another side bar- if this korean guy can make millions off of this song, just imagine how much the housewife singer would make if they actually played their stuff on the radio. Thats one thing i dont get.. i never hear any of it. ANYWHERE. The remix of on display is kinda good. ( sorry tre) And dont be tardy. I could listen to that sh*t on the way to work. **dont shoot me**
I wondered same..why only on itunes