RHONJ REUNION SHOW REVIEW… By “ClosetFreak”

October 3, 2012  ClosetFreak “Talkin’ Like ADULTS” about the RHONJ Reunion Show Part I…   How much do we LOVE this chick? THIIIIIIIIIIIS MUCH!!

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151 Responses to RHONJ REUNION SHOW REVIEW… By “ClosetFreak”

  1. Disco Stain says:

    Eggs and Beggin? Who’s Chrissy and Mr. Jones?

  2. Here’s something NJ related. Looks like Penny Drossos is starting to lower the boom on MeHo. Who is that mystery man?

    • Lesley says:

      Can’t see it – can you describe?

        • Carol says:

          madepiley, NEVER post a link to this site again! I got lost in it for over an hour and I have things to do!

          • madepiley says:

            lol. Sorry bout that :)

          • madepiley says:

            Take note of that picture though. In terms of the “Women are just jealous of MeGo” argument. This was mid-twenties(?) Mego trying just as hard as she possibly could back then to “use her sex appeal” and still the plain shines through.

            • originalcyn1 says:

              Thought I’d give you a present. There is a new clip and article in US weekly about the upcoming reunion. http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-reunion-jacqueline-laurita-alleges-teresa-joe-giudices-marriage-is-abusive-2012

              • Aint Pittypat says:

                Same thing Tre did and the vindictive coven harped on for 2 seasons. Hypocrites. They posed for the picture and US ragmag took excerpts from the show to use in the article. Hypocrites.

              • madepiley says:

                Well looky at that. Now see. These are things that Jax n them could have been mad about if Tree sold these kind of stories to the tabloids. But she didnt She sold HER stories. They pushed too far and she gave up some hometurths ON CAMERA on them at reunion. How hippocritical of them to turn around and dish dirt on her to a magazine. And funniest part is they all had to share a cover, even with “explosive” stories…. that actually aint even stories at all because its already been on the show. pathetic.

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                They had to share a cover and even then, Teresa’s face is featured prominently on the cover so that people will know who those three b*tches are.

              • madepiley says:

                Its gotta sting.

              • madepiley says:

                And ya know what? They aint doing nothing but putting money in Tree’s pocket. Tree says she wants a cooking show and it wont be like just any ole talking show and I believe she can do it.
                I watch cooking shows and sometimes they set me up for such mommy failure moments when they do shows with their kids. Like Paula Deen and Lucinda Scala Quinn and the kids seems to just adore their mothers in an almost over the top way. So very eager to learn form their mothers. Yall know what I am talking about. Anyway, sometimes I think,, hey I can cook with my daughter tonight. But when we get together in the kitchen, my tiny kitchen, and my daughter that “knows it all” and my high hopes…. well its ended up in some doozies before. Like the one time I told my daughter that we needed to separate the egg whits. I say “do you know how to do that? Here let me show ya’”(in my bestest cooking show chef voice) and she grabs it from me rolls her eyes and says “Yes mom gosh!” and proceeds to just crack the whole thing in a bowl. Note we only had enough eggs EXACTLY for the recipe. Well I went nutso on her “I know everything” attitude and she got pissed and somewhere along the way she shots back with “You said egg whites you didn’t say egg clears!’ We didn’t actually laugh about that til much later though. Anyway, my point it a chaos kitchen could be a pretty entertaining cooking show. Different than what is on TV now. But more like all of our REAL LIFE kitchens. Or maybe its just my kitchen?

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                Wendy Williams was really off base with her “nobody wants to watch a cooking show” comment. Does she not realize that there is an entire cable channel devoted to cooking shows? I would watch Teresa do a cooking show. Hell, she was even entertaining doing laundry with Audriana this season. “Put it in your bubbies”. LOL

              • madepiley says:

                I know. I tell ya its like every time someone tries to rain on her parade she just brings out her umbrella(what they call her fake smile and everything’s ok attitude) and just keeps on skippin up the road. She basically has 100% watertight rain gear. And its oh so sparkly :)

              • pjbottoms says:

                Wendy also said she never watched or would want to watch Dina’s Party…not very nice.

              • They’re jealous of Dina she has a good show and it should be on for an hour. Her staff is good and she does do wonders. I do like her show…..

              • Aint Pittypat says:

                Sounds like your cooking experiences are equal to mine!Made. My daughters are fantastic cooks in spite of me. . LOL!

              • Aint Pittypat says:

                LOL! Teresa eclipsing them all, looking down on them on that rag mag brings me no end of sheer joy. Oh BURN! They cannot even get their own cover without a Teresa Guidice featured prominently on same . Keep on shining Tre. You cannot manufacture genuine charisma and Tre has it by the truckload. Sorry haters….

              • Hersandra says:

                You’re right – they’re only recognizable in the context of Tre!

              • originalcyn1 says:

                I think it was all taken from the show not a personal interview. Is there any line these women won’t cross.

              • madepiley says:

                Apparently not. :(

              • originalcyn1 says:

                It’s funny because I trust my husband with all my heart but because of my past I could never be so arrogant to call someone’s husband out because of fear of what it would bring to my door step (old baggage). It’s sad because this is stuff that they told each other in confidence and faith in their friendship. Something totally sacred for most women friends or not.

              • housewife hoe says:

                The pic of Chucky is old, I remember all of us raggin’ on her that you could see her bra through the dress. I’m sure the pics of MeGo and Jax are old too. So they didn’t pose together. I find it funny that KatFish is so irrelevant that she’s not even included.

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                I think it is funny that they chose pictures of the three witches in red. The color of the devil, per Teresa. ;-)

              • Wesley!!! says:

                Why is Kathy not included in the picture?

              • mc says:

                Katfish smelled bad that day. Past expiration probably.

          • Oh Carol, I know I get lost on that site too. It is like going down a rabbit hole of information. There is just so many mysteries and clues. I feel like a detective when I go there, lol.

        • redQueen says:

          I love Famewhorgas – the amount of detail and putting pieces together, reading between the lines – it’s awesome. It’s like Who Really Killed JFK , except devoted to whether MeGo licked poles and showed her boobies. LOL I’m sure she did, and Joe knows/knew at the time, but rather than “own it” because it’s not proper, MeGo has to be presented as a school teacher or whatever. Lol

    • romoshedint says:

      Ya about that; someone asked Peggy on tw to identify the people in that pic. She did. Then Peggy was asked if MeGo dated Matt and Peggy ignored the question buuuut she posted a pic of another guy with this tweet:
      @PDKhair: Hmmm…Who is the guy standing next to John, Mel? I know! I know! Dave? http://t.co/q4WHFKCs
      You know what she’s doing, dontcha COHEN? Are you going to take the bait? She didn’t tell twitterworld whyTH we should care about that guy in the pic with Johnny either. Someone guessed is it BrianB the one that allegedly paid for her boob job… Peggy says she ain’t going there, YET! She’s not dropping the big bombs until she gets on the show. She wants us the know she has the ammo. What if she never gets on the show? Bet she spills on tw. She hates MeGo.

      • Aint Pittypat says:

        I promise it is going to get real ugly. MeGo set the stage and cut the pattern for all the wannabes like her own crap self. Your turn Mel !Teresa is going to look like a Nun by the time these people finish with the stripper/dancer/bartender. Hood rat hood rat hoochie Mama.

        • mc says:

          AintP- You can tell her family are real hoodrats. I swear they all have the same sense of ghetto “ness” about them it’s odd. They look like they’ve been living hard, fast and stupid. I just can’t explain Melwhore’s darkness but people that are into energy readings can see that she has a dark “halo” around her. This was evident in Season 3, episode 1- christening. If you watch her closely in season 3, you have to, because she’s been practicing/acting since birth, she slips (Freudian) which reveal the true her. T can’t act to save her life and as much as every news media is trying to destroy her (i.e. Anderson and friends, which are using her for their own publicity), you’ll never catch her with those slips on the show. I haven’t watched the reunion yet, but since reading that Katfish called T’s parents liars and cowards- I am done with that bitch. Y’all know that T’s dad has a heart condition right?

          • mc says:

            edit: watch her closely in season 3 and halfway trough season 4 before the fake mending of relationship.

    • mc says:

      I seriously want to know how we can get Melwhore, Katfish, Carowhine and Wacko off the show. They are sick! I’m ALMOST fed up with the BS.

      • Aint Pittypat says:

        I watched the reunion today but had to switch over. This has ceased to be entertainment.

  3. maybeitsyou says:

    Another site is saying that Penny is trying to get on the show to “take Melissa down.” I know what comes around goes around. But what’s the point in taking down a a total phony? I mean it’s like going on tv to expose the smurfs. People pretty much know what type of person she is. At least anyone whose been paying attention. Except of course Smurfett was cuter & I suspect could sing better, but that’s beside the point.

    • Hersandra says:

      Good point, maybe.

    • mc says:

      That’s the thing though, people really haven’t paid much attention about Melwhore’s antics and are focusing more on T. I say that in a general sense because I frequent sites throughout my workday and I thought that most people were team T, but then the comments that surround her are negative. Which left me questioning weather or not I’m watching the right show? Of course those people that comment only saw her raging reactions and have never bothered to watch S3/4. Melwhore is getting massive passes and the whole taking her down is stupid because she is aiming for that VICTIM CARD.

  4. Sandi says:

    Kind of off topic, but my babysitter’s uncle is the cop who arrested, Beverly/Danielle and her first husband who wrote Cop Without a Badge. Just found that out yesterday. He had a signed copy of that book and when RHONJ came out with it he sold it on ebay for a lot of money. He doesnt’ have nice things to say about either of them

  5. romoshedint says:

    I want closetfreak chick to organize my closet. She can recap the reunion and make me laugh while she works! My closet needs help :-|

    • kas6787 says:

      I’d enjoy that too Romo ! ;-)

      • MouthoftheSouth says:

        Same here! She cracks me up….love her. I have watched some of her other recaps of hers about shows I don’t even watch because she is so funny.

      • romoshedint says:

        I wonder if she watches other franchises? Maybe she can vlog about BevHills. That would be good! She needs to get herself on wwhl :-)

  6. pjbottoms says:

    Love me some Closet Freak! Can’t wait for the next 2 reviews!

  7. Luv me some Chrissy and Mr. Jones. and I agree with closet freak…Chrissy is a hustler…she getting her ish together.

    Tre needs to not speak another word about those skanks. They are holding onto her coat-tail for dear life.

    Luv Ya Ms. SH. Thank for your blog. It gives me a much needed outlet. Peace and Blessings.

    • maybeitsyou says:

      True, I think holding onto her coat – tails is the only way they can move forward , they seem to be in need of something in their lives, maybe it’s just money, but me thinks not. In Caro’s case I think she really , really wants to matter to someone. I really still feel like Jax needs some type of help. & the others, I’d just ignore. Not really interesting enough to hold my attention , outside of the drama with Tre anyway.

  8. TruGal says:

    Closet Freak…if Bravo doesn’t give you your own show PRONTO, I’m boycotting them! YOU are a star!

  9. bagladey says:

    I luv Closet Freak; she’s very bright, eloquent and entertaining – she’s also an unequivocal Teresa apologist.

  10. scooter says:

    I LOVE this girl….please post her every week, she hits the nail on the head….thank you Jesus!!!!

  11. madepiley says:

    Oh thank you thank you Closet Freak. Pointing out that Caroline did INDEED say her daughter is an a-hole. Not she acts like an a-hole. Great video!

  12. Maggs says:

    on twitter, Melissa was arrested for shoplifting in Florida , they said they will be posting her mugshot soon.

    Defendant Info: Melissa Marco

    Name:

    March 21, 1979

    DOB:

    Case Info: FL PalmBeach Court Misdemeanor

    Source:

    Category:

    Criminal

    1997MM017907AXX

    Case Number:

    CONVERSION:(812.014 / / / /000/06 ) RETAIL THEFT

    OffenseDate:

    N/A

    • JD says:

      She did this to herself, in trying to expose folks, she EXPOSED herself. Also Wikipedia has her listed as an ex-stripper/dancer

      • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

        Wikipedia allows anyone to change info so someone probably went in and put that there
        dosnt mean its the truth..

        • Lisa1844 says:

          Very true. I know this happened to someone with whom I am close. They can get it changed back, though.

      • housewife hoe says:

        Yep. “Those is glass houses should not throw stones.” Buckle up bitch.

    • madepiley says:

      Well I do declare. Didn’t really see THAT one coming.

      • Aint Pittypat says:

        Oh poor MeGo the star trip is over. maybe she should have spent the last two seasons kissing her SIL’s behind. Time to take out the trash! Buh bye Melissa.

        • madepiley says:

          This is prolly the tip of the iceburg.

        • mc says:

          Aint, that’s what I’m saying! The dumbest business move to come on camera and expose someone like T.

          • Aint Pittypat says:

            Oh yeah. Teresa knows where the bodies are buried with MeHo. Every single body has to jump up and down like damn Jack-in-the-box about how dumb Teresa is. Whatever.
            Teresa said Melissa copies her . Dumb comment? Hardly! We have all seen it and frankly it must feel even creepier and bizarre to poor Teresa. Mego married Teresa’s baby brother and I’m pretty sure Patterson, Franklin Lakes all can spot Shore trash a mile away and Koma kathy isn’t the only one with a **** that smells like dead fish rotting on the shoreline. You know that Teresa probably has all the dirty on that Melissa. Probably made it her business to know and kept quiet . Oh yeah she told her (insert eye roll) trusted friends. The only thing the coven could be trusted to do was to stick the knife in Teresa’s back……The statute of limitations has run its course and now it’s time for Tre to show them how the Big Girls play.

            • I hope she plays every bullet she has. They tried to destroy her each one of them. Six against 1, real fair isn’t that. Caro, Jacass, katfish, mehoho, lapband, and nutso. That’s six and six shall fall. You tn Teresa, take them all out. The one who threatened you, sign a complaint because we all heard her and Andy can’t hide it.

      • pjbottoms says:

        Now she has something in common with Danielle!

      • romoshedint says:

        MP, Can you please tell me how MeGo think she’s gonna be able to make her classy Flea Market appearance with all this bullish going on? Something tells me one of her kids are going to have a fake fever again that weekend and I bet she will cancel.

    • Suzannea says:

      Well it just keeps getting better!

      • Va Fa Napoli says:

        Yup. this is why we have trolls on here saying..oh…the show should just be cancelled… u know mel reads this site!! And comments!! I think tre does too. Love ya tre! <3

    • Brobee says:

      I wonder where she was shoplifting- Town Center Mall? That mall is the epitomy of the richie-rich persona Mego wants to be!

    • Carol says:

      Not an expert on Florida criminal matters but it looks like from the case number this happened in 1997, when Melissa was old enough to know better.

      • Brobee says:

        I’m sure she was old enough to know better. Boca Raton is the most snobby of areas in South Florida- surpassed only by the island of Palm Beach. I grew up in Boca, and the “Boca Lifestyle” is what all the wanna be’s strive to have. I went to high school there with kids that got Porsches and BMW’s for their 16th Birthdays (and this was 25 years ago- way before the My Super Sweet 16 show hit the air.) I am positive that her materialistic behavior today was influenced by the time she lived down here. The funny thing is, very few of these people are as well off as the project themselves to be. It’s all about being credit rich, and who can be the flashiest. We always refer to these women who dress to the 9′s just to go to Town Center Mall as the “Boca Ladies”.

        • housewife hoe says:

          Hey Brobee, I grew up in Boca too. I graduated from Boca High. True about Town Center. My sister and I like to affectionately call ourselves a “Boca Bitch.” LOL

          • Brobee says:

            LOL HH!! I graduated from Spanish River. My aunt worked at Boca High- she was a secretary for the principal there. When did you graduate?

            • housewife hoe says:

              I graduated in ’88. That is so funny. Do you still live in Boca? I since moved to Miami after graduating college, but my parents still live in the same house where I grew up. Whenever I go to Boca I make a point to go to Town Center. I have to eggmit, it’s still the best mall in S. FL.

              • romoshedint says:

                :-D eggmit… that always makes me laugh

              • Brobee says:

                HH- I am still in the area. I live in Boynton Beach now, but my parents still live in the same house I grew up in over in Boca. I am in Boca way more than I want to be,…. LOL. I grad from SRHS in ’90. Boca was a little different then- still materialistic, but not as over the top as it is now! I avoid Town Center like the plague and only go there when I have to (like to get stuff at Sephora, lol.) I much prefer the Wellington Mall, it’s as nice as Town Center with less of the attitude. I highly recommend it! :)

    • romoshedint says:

      I just saw this and it’s still an open case. Wtf?! I didn’t want to post the tw here. She needs to go on and pay that fine or she will be On Display alright.

    • pjbottoms says:

      She’s gonna blame For this somehow or she will blame those cra cra Tre wolfpack like Tre followers!

    • Let’s see her lie her way out of this one. She wanted to play games, let them begin….

      • Aint Pittypat says:

        Perhaps a concerned citizen should notify Florida authorities that the Miss Five Finger discount is back. Oh yeah Melissa “We pay our bills!” Saddle up bitch! It’s about to get really ugly. Youse better jump on that Kitty cat like she is the last ride outa New Jersey!

  13. Aint Pittypat says:

    I love me some Closet Freak. She calls it exactly as she sees it. Plus Closet Freak does not give a damn if you like her opinion or not. She nailed it with every single sentence ..there isn’t a show without Teresa. So in your face Katfish Koma because it is the TERESA Show.

  14. mickey says:

    Love this — i am following her on twitter now, so to the point and honest!

  15. magdella says:

    ClosetFreak is really, really good!

  16. Aint Pittypat says:

    National Enquirer has a blind item and it probably is in reference to MeGo. Melissa meet your skeletons as they march out of the closet “On Display” “On Display”. Is anyone the least bit surprised MeGo would trade Joey G for a dip in the Lady Pond and a chance at bigger and better network opportunities. Sad thing is ambition is a necessary ingredient for success but you also must have talent.

  17. duh says:

    Love Closet Freak! Agreed with everything she said. Hope Bravo is paying attention cuz it is the Teresa show. Hope Teresa has some kind of power to be heard. Changes must be made because the show is definitely at a precipice.

  18. Hersandra says:

    I might be the only one who feels this way, but here goes. I agree with her assessments of all the characters but feel she uses way too much profanity. It distracts from and dilutes her message IMO. I’m all for a few choice words here and there for emphasis, but every fourth word? Come on!

    • cns says:

      Yes ITA. I think that she makes excellent points but I hate to see any woman use so much profanity. I thinks she an attractive woman but her bad language takes away from her beauty. Not a good.

  19. I loved her review….I hope they take Melissa down. Sorry JOGO you have no place to go. They are BROKE. Where do I find the Closet Freak

  20. Lisa1844 says:

    Closetfreak you said everything I was screaming at my television and then some! Love you!!!

  21. maggs1221 says:

    ClosetConfessionsTV
    @Closet__Freak

  22. maybeitsyou says:

    Jax is in US Weekly now saying that Tre’s marriage is abusive. But Tre’s said that Chris L. has been caught at this as well. & you know if Al Sr. hasn’t been coming home for years there may be a story there. So if Tre’s marriage is abusive based on cheating , which I do think is mental abuse that can take the spouse down a very dark road, then what are the other two marriages? Funny how what applies to one never applies to the other.

    • maybeitsyou says:

      If true it would explain why Jax & Carowhine have such shaky self images that they have to focus so much on Tre. But there again Tre hasn’t been doing the same so , Jax really just made Tre’s point for her.

    • originalcyn1 says:

      The article wasn’t an interview but things that were taken off the show. Jacqueline said Joe has cheated but only after Teresa said it about Chris first. Jacqueline said on the show that Juicy and Tree have not only physical but verbally abusive fights. I would think the clip would be on the Bravo site.

    • ViewerLainie says:

      Jaq is a terrible ex-friend. I was furious when Andy let her off so easy with her bankruptcy crap and then asked her how is it any different from Teresas. She took great pride in saying the Guidices just spent tons of money and then declared bankruptcy. Teresa was very mad and objected but then after Carolines comment it went on again. You could see in Teresa’s face that she knew the private planes just for business was BS and she almost looked like she wanted to say it, but she kept it to herself. I don’t know why she is more loyal, but I wish she wouldn’t be, Jackass needs a taste of her own medicine.

      • pjbottoms says:

        I agree. Jac did not do herself any favors by going after Tre and trying to “expose” her. I wonder if she will back off like she did with Danielle at the Season 2 reunion.

        • dch60 says:

          I don’t think so… it was too late for Jac… Teresa exposes her as a stripper I think next week. I think that’s the reason she had the epiphany with Danielle… she didn’t want her to go there.

        • RichmondVA says:

          I thought about that too, PJB. I doubt it. I think all 4 are banded together to take Teresa down at this reunion and if any of them back down their will be heck to pay. You remember how angry Chuckie became when Jac and Tree backed off of Danielle at the reunion? Jac isn’t stoopid enough to cross Chuckie again. They are even bringing in more family members to knock Tree down. Haha, I made a funny “Knock a Tree down….it’s a joke, GET IT??” Sorry, I digress.
          They havent let Tree get away with a thing this reunion. From her outfit, to her opinions, accusing her of physical battery, her cheating husband, her children- NOTHING is off limits for those pieces of garbage.

          • pjbottoms says:

            I’m always up for a good pun. Guess they have yet to see that they are barking up the wrong Tree haha. I remember Caroline saying to Danielle, “It’s all bullsh*t” when Danielle said she would stop bothering them after Season 2 Reunion. And she did! Caro went after Tre in the same way to get her off the show. I can’t belive she was delusional enough to think Tre would be off the show just because she yelled at her “Teresa, it’s over!” in Nappa. Jac and Kathy have nothing to lose by being nasty at the reunion because they aren’t coming back, but if Jac wants to be taken seriously as a spokesperson for a charity or non profit, then acting cra cra isn’t going to help IMO.

  23. Aint Pittypat says:

    I saw MeGo’s diploma on another site and am really curious why her diploma is dated January. I’m probably wrong but most degrees granted from institutions of higher learning are usually May Or December. Can anyone confirm this?

    • pjbottoms says:

      Some education majors do their student teaching in the fall and get their diploma in January. There are many reasons to wait: she might have wanted to take a course that conflicted with student teaching. It is very difficult to schedule classes around student teaching. Also she might have wanted to teach at a certain school or a certain grade or work with a certain teacher. I took an extra year and did my student teaching in the fall.

    • dch60 says:

      What’s the year? Someone may want to tweet it to Melissa ’cause she doesn’t remember the year she graduated college. Refresh her memory ’cause she obvious has a problem keeping up with all those lies.

  24. Now people are obsessing over the FameWhorega….please lets just ignore. She wants the attention, lets starve her back into obscurity.

  25. cns says:

    Now Closet freak needs a show on Sirius with her potter mouth. LOL. I would love hear her comments on Kim D, Kim G and Danielle. Wouldn’t it be interesting to do the drinking game (at home of course) with her next entry. Every time she curses take a drink. I wonder how many bottles it would take.

  26. dumb as a box of rox says:

    You know that gospel song…sweep around your own front door before you start sweeping around mine? Meho may want to listen to that one. Do I hear an AMEN on the third row?
    AAA Mennnnnnnnn!!!!!!

  27. TV Junkie says:

    Didn’t Shana Taylor Ford Armstrong and some of her buddies like JenniFur also live in Boca and were allegedly pulling some scams there in her Pre Russell days? I remember reading that a lot of scammers like Boca. I wonder if Melissa ever crossed paths with Shana in Boca? I would not be surprised if she did!

  28. Pompano Ann says:

    Asked this before, back in the Traylor days….does Bravo do a complete back ground check? I am surprised that the Melissa arrest thing has not come out? I thought Caroline said in the first season she researches all people around her to know who’s coming into her life?

  29. Ana Cephaly says:

    Closet Freak is great. I want to sit with her in that closet and have a glass of wine. As an aside, check out this commercial for some plastic surgery place with KatFish as the spokes hole. She looks ridiculous and they must have shot the spot in one take because she keeps bobbing her head around and wriggling her hips as she speaks. The spot is for some fat removing process and she looks like the before picture instead of the after. She beclowns herself:

    • Hersandra says:

      Hilarious! Misshapen mouth, head bobbing, wearing a mumu top — love it!!! Her husband needs to try it on his liver lips.

      • Hersandra says:

        Ana – You did it again. This has got to be one of the best posts EVER on SH.

        • Aint Pittypat says:

          ROFL! Oh no she dinnit! That top is just fugly! Almost as fugly as Katfish. Is she the before pic? Her lips match her eyes now…..WONKY!

    • MouthoftheSouth says:

      She was talking like she thinks she’s a cutesy 20 year old. The Hughes Center should use a skinny chick to sell fat freezing whatever…not Katfish with her blowfish body.

    • pjbottoms says:

      She’s reading off a cue cards or something. Spokes hole LOL!

    • sd says:

      Rookie housewife mistake, she missed a chance to double brand. She should have said, eat all my crap desserts that obviously make you chubby, just look at me! Then you can freeze your fat off! Yes I freeze my fat, I know I tried to fake you guys out in my first season by riding a bike around my neighborhood but freezing fat keeps me from looking like Caroline.

      • mc says:

        Kathy could never be a brand. Again, I am DONE with that bitch. I worked in a nursing home and hospital for a few years in my earlier career and when anyone goes after vulnerable elders—-I GO APESHIT!!! I keep asking y’all, but how the hell do I get her ass fired?

    • k says:

      LOL, she emphasizes all the wrong words, so unnatural and fake.
      It makes me think the company is full of a bunch of losers to sign off on that hilarious and ridiculous ad.
      Obviously a fame whore company desperate for business to pick her to advertise for a product that she doesn’t appear to me to be an example of.
      Dumb move whatever your company name is, I forgot it already because I was so dumbfounded by your spokesperson that I couldn’t focus on anything else.

  30. MouthoftheSouth says:

    Thanks!

  31. watusay91 says:

    Soooo very true closet freak!! Mamas are off limits in ANYWAY SHAPE FORM OR FASHION!!! Children are too! I love your words of wisdom! Tell it!!!

  32. lobstahsmaht says:

    I love how Closet Freak called out Kathi on her old school respect she showed her Auntie.

  33. inkpop says:

    Thank you, Closet Freak (and SH for sharing). I found the reunion utterly unwatchable–got through about 15 minutes–but your recap was brilliant. Don’t mind the swearing one bit. It actually made me feel better to hear someone say it.

  34. RichmondVA says:

    Ok, finally got to see all of this video and first and foremost I must say: I love her accent and her makeup, as well as her opinions!
    The rest are my fave quotes from her :)
    “Caroline, uz a lie”
    “Lauren, they coulda kept your a$$ back stage,”
    “These children [the Manzo kids] are brainwashed. Sometimes you gotta push them bit%^$# out the nest.”
    “Caroline, who the f*&( are you? Callin people garbage….who are you?”
    “Jacqueline, why did you have a breakdown? Because you took part in some bulls&^% ”
    “Jacqueline if you had cried that hard, your eyelashes would be cocked to the side. Exit at stage left.”
    “Kathy, I would’ve kicked your ass all up and down this stage.”

    Loved it ;)

  35. anomnomnom says:

    Closet freak needs to get out of my brain! Love her! She is saying everything I’ve thought about those cunexttuesdays…

  36. nikki says:

    I love this woman & her show. Point for point right on & hilarious, I nearly wet my pants. I gotta go change my panty liner now.

    I thanks ya SH!

  37. Petra says:

    I love this biatch’s accent!

  38. kel says:

    Omg Closet Freak and all you guys here are crackin me up! She does sware a lot but that makes it funny. I wonder if Mego sees what’s coming. Maybe Andy has known about her dirt and that is why he let her on the show. She thought she was comin on to take Tre down, and all she did was give Tre more fans and the definitive lead role, while inspiring everyone with a piece of her own shady past to crawl out of the woodwork. Here you go Mego, I hope you enjoy being on display. Too bad even Closet Freak sings better than you do!

  39. LACY M. says:

    I GOT SO EXCITED WHEN I SEEN HER ON HERE AGAIN! I LOOOOOOOVE THIS LADY, BECAUSE SHE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!!!!

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