REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: Awaiting Tonight’s Reunion Show… Part I

September 30, 2012  4:30 pm

                     Cast of the RHONJ, Season Four… “Don’t mess up my pose, KomaKathy!  Can we just leave KomaKathy outta this picture anyway?  The only drama she brings is when she’s talkin’ to the camera!”

While awaiting the dreaded RHONJ Reunion, Part I… there is a “HereComesHoneyBooBoo” marathon running on TLC and June is just about to reveal her mangled-by-a-forklift-foot!

Less than six hours to go until Bravo airs its version of “TortureTV”… and just noticed that the reunion photo issued by Bravo speaks volumes!  Especially when it comes to Melissa Gorga.  MeGo is connecting with no one… and certainly not touching her nemesis, Teresa Giudice!  MeGo is posing as if she wants all eyes on her… “I’m the star!” pose.  MeGo’s not even touching her BFF KomaKathy Wakile!

From Bravo:

“Hosted by Bravo’s Andy Cohen, Part 1 brings Caroline ManzoJacqueline LauritaTeresa GiudiceMelissa Gorga, and Kathy Wakile to discuss some of the most talked about antics of the season.

 “You said I could come on the reunion show, Andy!  You better pay me that bonus money, too… and I ain’t takin’ no LapBand adjustment as payment!”

Lauren Manzo joins the group to weigh in on her stunning transformation and the season’s drama.”

NOTE:  Was Bravo being ultra sarcastic by using the terms “LaurenManzo” and “weigh in”… and “stunning” and “transformation” to describe LM …or was that just a fluke?  It HAD to be a fluke… none of those Bravo interns are bright enough to have purposely written that!  

AND… if you believe the “sofa position” theory…BubbaJax will be back for Season Five.  But, who the hell believes that ridiculous theory?!  BubbaJax is gone…

HEY!  MamaJUNE’s forklift foot ain’t no big deal!


Outtakes from RHONJ Season Four…


Preview of tonight’s RHONJ Reunion…