REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK RECAP: Season Five, Episode Seventeen… “Don’t Make Room For Daddy”

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK RECAP

 

Season Five, Episode Seventeen… “Don’t Make Room For Daddy”

by Sandi Duffy

As this episode of RHONY starts, I am hoping St. Barthsgate is over, but that is too much to wish for.  Honestly, I thought that trip looked like a blast…until Aviva showed up.  Sure, some of the ladies drank too much and brought men home, but who cares?  Aviva sucked the fun right out of that trip and continues to suck the fun out of everything she comes into contact with.

Gross George is back and he wants Aviva to meet his new 20-something girlfriend who looks like Aviva except she’s black.  It really hits home that Aviva is such a judgmental bitch when she has that pig of a father.  My skin is officially crawling as George looks for “aphrodisiacs” at “House of Health.”  George then tells Aviva that he’d like to have a go at Carole.  Run for the hills, Carole!

Sonja comes  home from meeting with her ex over her settlement and looks defeated.  I feel badly for Sonja.  She was married to a Morgan for hell’s sake and this bastard can’t give her the divorce settlement?  I had once thought that Sonja missed the lifestyle, but I think she still really cares for the old fart.  Sonja is going to lose her home.  Wouldn’t this a–hole want his daughter to stay in her home?

Ramona calls, and say what you want about her, she’s a good friend to Sonja.  Sonja admits that she had a fantasy about them reconciling and I feel even worse for her.

Heather is doing a charity fashion show to support organ transplants because her son received a life-saving liver transplant.  Aviva and Luann show up to help her.  I’m not sure why Heather picked the two most useless housewives to help her.  Heather wants Aviva to walk in the show.  Great, so we get to hear how Aviva is walking in the show even though SHE ONLY HAS ONE LEG!  Aviva takes advantage of every opportunity to bring that up.  She TTCs, who would ask a 41-year-old amputee to walk in a fashion show?  That doesn’t shock me.  I’m wondering who would ask a 41-year-old woman with bad hair and a major overbite to walk in a fashion show?

Sonja invited Luann over for support.  Luann?  Really?   Why didn’t she invite her BFF, Ramona?  Sonja is taking down the portrait of her ex-husband, finally.    Luann claims she knows how hard it is for Sonja to let go because it was hard for her to let go.  Luann was screwing around on the Count when they were still married and was shacked up with David Schwimmer about 15 minutes after her divorce.  What the hell does she know?

On a side note–that portrait of Sonja is hideous.  She looks a lot better in person than in that portrait.

Aviva and Ramona meet for a sit down.  Apparently, Ramona called Aviva’s ex, Harry, asking a lot of questions about Aviva.  I can guess what those questions were.  The same ones I would ask.  Did Aviva really go to law school?  Is she under psychiatric care?  Is it true her husband is a scam artist?  Ramona doesn’t even take her sun glasses off.   Ramona tells Aviva that she ruined the trip and is a buzz kill.  I have to agree with Ramona on this one.  Aviva says she is disgusted that Ramona and Sonja were drunk the whole time and it’s disgusting behavior.  This, from the woman whose father discussed squirting orgasms in mixed company.  Why doesn’t Ramona bring that up?  BRING THAT UP, RAMONA!

I have to admit, that if I were on a girls trip, I’d be disgusted if everyone wasn’t drunk the whole time.  One of my friends is a bit of a lightweight, so she orders coffee drinks just to keep up.  Now that’s real friendship.

It took a while, but Aviva managed to bring up her leg again.  Well, at least she didn’t open up with it.  Aviva’s parting shot is, “At least one of us will grow old gracefully.”  Yes Aviva.  You are 41 and Ramona is 56 and you look MUCH older than Ramona, so you are right…I just don’t think it’s the answer you want.

Remember when Camille Grammar was the most hated housewife?  Well, Camille didn’t even need to do another season of Beverly Hill to save her reputation.  She just needed to wait until Aviva Drescher showed up in New York to wrench that title away from her.

Ramona is at a domestic abuse charity event.   Ramona is serving some of her swill.  She tells Carole that she invited Aviva to this event before everything went badly.  Aviva’s father actually has the nerve to show up at the event.  I think he came because the horny old bastard is after Carole.    Luann tries to advise Pervy George that this isn’t a good time to talk to Ramona.  Aviva TTCs that she couldn’t go because the event was on the 90th floor of a building and she’s afraid of heights.

  “Iz skeeered a heights… and silver buttons… and tuna can labels… and the letter “G”!!

I HAVE OFFICIALLY HAD IT WITH AVIVA AND HER ONE LEG AND HER PHOBIAS.

Pervy George gets into it with Ramona and tells Ramona she owes Aviva an apology.  Not the time or place, Pervo!  This is Ramona’s event.  Back the f— off!  Ramona hands him back the check and requests that he leave.  George still doesn’t stop and then goes after Sonja and tells her she is wrong.

George still doesn’t leave and starts talking to Heather and Carole.  Pervo asks Carole out to dinner.  Carole blows him off, while Ramona gets security to escort George out.  Now I know why Aviva is so delusional.  Her gross, disgusting, pervy father is even more delusional.

I have said that I don’t want the Manzos to leave RHONJ because I spend half my recaps ripping on them.  I realize I also spend a lot of my recaps ripping on Aviva, but I really do want her gone from this show.  It’s not even fun ripping on her and her pervy father.  They both make my skin crawl and I’m with Ramona.  They give me diarrhea.  Listen to me, I’m siding with Ramona because Aviva and George are so vile.  That’s what I’ve been reduced to. I’d take Jill Zarin and Cray Cray Kelly over this vile, pathetic woman.  Hell, I’d take Caroline Manzo joining the New York cast.

Back to the show.  Could George possibly be senile and that’s why he won’t leave the event?  Pervo has the nerve to call Ramona Trailer Turd.  WHY WON’T ANYONE ADDRESS WHAT A DIGUSTING PERVERT HE IS…REMEMBER “SQUIRTING ORGASMS“, PEOPLE?

Next week looks like fallout from kicking George’s ass out of Ramona’s charity event and once again Heather has to tell Aviva to STFU already.

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78 Responses to REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK RECAP: Season Five, Episode Seventeen… “Don’t Make Room For Daddy”

  1. Girlfriend says:

    Liar liar pants on fire, George told Carole he and PT gave THOUSANDS of $$$$$$ to Ramona’s charity more than any one in there…….here’s Ramona’s recent tweet…..@AMSwin of course i did took the check, 500 dollars same as i gave to aviva’s charity.
    trailer turd? Really George
    PTs blinking must stop, another disorder.
    PT up in arms cuz Ramona wanted to get info regarding PTs phobias that she’d unfortunately been exposed to. Why does PT get upset about things she does herself but A million times worse. When she starts foaming at the mouth with envy she starts grilling the world looking and digging for dirt, I think that’s far more atrocious and disgusting. Her alcohol issues from her mother are constantly being dumped on Ramona, STOP!
    I hope PT blinks so hard she blinks herself into oblivion.

    • Va Fa Napoli says:

      You know GF, thats exactly what i thought of too, regarding dumping Pt’s mom issues on ramona. She needs to realize that ramona is a grown woman, amd PT is only incharge of HERSELF, and no one else. All this harping over this stupid non issue is just redonkulous!! Enough alreadyyyyyyyyy omggggg shut up aviva!!

    • madepiley says:

      Well Pervert gave himself away BIGTIME tonight by making a comment about a $400.00 vitamin shoppe bill. “Good thing you husband is wealthy” Oh OK Goorgie! I would hate for you to have to get off brand goat wood horny toad extract should something happen to the vast Dreshcer wealth that provides such luxuries as $400 worth of pecker pills. Living large Georgie. Livin Large indeed

    • beth says:

      Totally crass, and such liars. Ramona hasn’t done one thing to PT except call her out on her BS. I could not believe she insinuated at brunch that Mario and Ramona are cheating on each other… among all of the other horrible accusations thrown at her. Ramona took the high road and stayed focused on deflecting the craziness and was honest, if not too (tmi on the digestive upset lol). Again, PT the Monster was left babbling alone in a restaurant after trying rip another person to shreds.

  2. Girlfriend says:

    EW UGH Jennifer gilbert made a cameo. Loser!
    As for sahnja, she misses the old fart, she misses his status, and she misses the lifestyle, she misses everything……poor thang.
    As for heather asking PT to model, why didn’t PT mention how she once claimed to have a HUGE modeling career, and now denies it. LOL!!! Sociopath!

    • Disco Stain says:

      This takes the cake. A huge modeling career? How did I miss that? On what planet did this occur? Modeling what? I simply can’t believe she thought she could even say something like that and get away with it? PSYCHO!!!

  3. Girlfriend says:

    Outside of BELLEVUE psychiatric ward nyc

  4. You did it again! your posts are on mark. it amazes me how anyone aviva,carole,and heather could think aviva hasn’t lost her mind. and yes i think aviva knows she is as crazy as a tied up squirrel on a acorn farm. poor Ramona and Sonja can’t get a break when it comes to aviva, now that walking STD of a father of her’s is in on the heist to steal everyones joy. Bravoandy please take these buzzkills away…

  5. Pompano Ann says:

    Okay, Creepy Guy #2, OMG her father is gross and why would he get involved? Again, who acts like this? Girlfriend, I know Jennifer, she is so rude, I thought on season 3 she was a mean girl along with Jill. Why would you meet someone for breakfast, lunch whatever to lambast them. PT didn’t even approach Ramona to say “hey I’m frustrated…..” no again with the party, parade, red carpet that was owed her husband, why didn’t Ramona get up and leave immediatley? Who does PT think she is? Ramona and Sonja are grown ass women and can do whatever they want on vacation and yes that includes sleeping naked with one an other and swimming naked in the pool; did PT ask Luann about her Italian friends (wink/wink) coming over? PT has some major issues! I would rather have a vacation with Ramona and Sonja any day than hang out with Kray Kray PT.

  6. Sugarbombs says:

    Hello fellow SH-ers……long time no post…but is anyone excited besides me to see someone who can finally really give it to Ramona? I was excited when Aviva let her have it. Ramona has had it coming to her for a long time now and is not only wicked but is trashy too. Being “real” as she calls it doesnot mean Being completely unfiltered in your speaking, making people feel bad, making snarky comments, stirring up drama…..etc. I can keeping going on….I think Aviva can give a hell of a verbal beating….maybe a wake up call for Ramona.

    I am not a fan of Aviva really but was rooting her on at that lunch…..anyone else?

    • minutemaid says:

      Nope. Not me! Can’t stand Aviva and rooting for anyone who has the balls to tell her she is flippin bonkers!!!

    • skidly says:

      No, Aviva is vile.

    • Hello, yes, I too, am happy that “Aviva took on the nasty, vile, dreaded broken record Ramona!” Year in and year out: Ramona’s twisted – slant on facts, brought on by her tied-on – drinking-binges – her “MO.” The displaced Sonja (needed NY shows monies) so – she leaned into “NY-SH,” as the pathetic position of basking in “repudiated” lime light of that “despicable” – “disreputable” Ramona.

      A note that is forgotten or rather just an over sight, Ramona’s same-old huffy, rude, insulting style of confronting persons she feels like calling to task. “Reared its ugly head” as usual. When she called Aviva out; and sent her lovely-gentleman of a husband into exile! This “outlandish” maneuver shocked the couple.

      As for Aviva and her dad mentioned behaviors in the array of scathing-upheavaled remarks! They fit right in with all the Gorgas and every series shows antics! Whose is kidding whom? So, this is Bravos gambit. The women make the paycheck, the more depraved they are they win.

      Miss Andy is not homeless as he long as he pretends he is as surprised and shocked and reviled with the mass. Andy’s and his guest-prentenders get to revel in their on-air time and feel the fame from agreeing with the bogus series. And poor unsuspecting cast mates get thrown over and out.

    • chockfullofnuts says:

      uh no

    • inkpop says:

      Aviva is just plain mean. And I really take issue with the way she manipulates people with her alleged phobias. I know people with true disabilities, and they have more dignity and grace than she will ever have. I turned off the tv after the scene with her pervert father. Just can’t watch.

    • pattywaddell says:

      Yes, me TOO! Ramona is so insensitive and utterly self serving. Not a great fan of Aviva’s anymore. But it was so refreshing to see someone (finally) stand up to the bully.
      What Ramona should say is “I say whatever I want because I have no finesse, no taste,
      and no sense of propriety. I don’t care to leave anything unsaid, ever.” I was team
      Aviva all the way. I do think Ramona is taking Sonja down. She seems completely
      oblivious to the trouble Sonja is in with her drinking. I would fear losing my daughter
      if I were Sonja , with all of this out in the open for hr ex to see. It cannot be helping her
      cause with him. I would imagine he is mortified. And he is powerful. Too late now.
      Ramona may not be to blame, but she certainly has been a destabilizing influence.
      Sonja needs rest and therapy and a break from Real Housewives.

  7. originalcyn1 says:

    Did George really say “Insest was Best”? Did Aviva laugh at that too along with every thing else that came out of his mouth.

    • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

      thats just gross i hate people who say that

    • honeypoopoo says:

      Ewww that’s just gross. Yep. LOL.

    • madepiley says:

      He is sooo gross. Now I am imagining the sick puppy mind of the producer that fed the old goat that line. As well as the gem “She looks just like you except she is black” Why bother dating a 20 year old Georgie if she is gonna look “just like” your older looking daughter!??!?!?!
      And I still question her being in her early 40′s. She said Georgie was 80 sumpin so… he fathered her when he was 40? not unheard of but…

      • originalcyn1 says:

        I’m wondering if her phobias are because of her leg or her relationship with her father.

        • madepiley says:

          I know. Her dad is twisted. Seriously will need to watch a DVR episode of The Waltons before I can possible drift off into anything close to peaceful slumber tonight.
          Y’all remember that creepy dude on poltergeist? Georgie remind me of that. I don’t want nightmares of him showing up at a charity event imploring “let me in!’

        • Va Fa Napoli says:

          I think its a mix. I think they started because of her leg, and the trauma that follows, but between her mom and dad pitying her her whole life, never taught the woman right from wrong. She was probably a really spoiled girl due to the missing foot and her parents never really corrected her bad behavior. Now the world is left with this outrageous woman, who thinks she is always right- because mommy and daddy told her so. She really does think the world revolves around her.Its really annoying to watch. Ramona is a product of her upbringing too. Yes she is rough around the edges, but when you are around abusive people whether its physical or verbal you tend to harden up and not let other people mess with you. I respect ramona alot more. There is no reason why ramona or sonja have to endure this woman and her abusive attacks.

      • fify says:

        Yes! When he kept repeating she looks just like you, it made me a bit ill to my stomach. George is the single most revolting thing I have seen on this show, maybe neck and neck with Taylor’s sociopathic behavior. I can take moronic, just not nauseating.

    • betorah says:

      No, what he actually said was “incest is best.”

  8. vish says:

    I have always liked Ramona, I’ve never understood why many of the other women have taken offense, but that’s just me. as for Aviva, she is a narcissistic energy vampire, there is no talking to her, no reasoning, I’ve been around people like her, and you either submit to orbiting them, or you shun them, Ramonas only mistake was to engage with Aviva

    • vish says:

      Sorry, I wanted to also say, that I like Carole, but she goes too far with being neutral, and trying to defend Aviva. Ramona was right at the charity event, when she tried to explain to Carole that you can be upset and not be mean. And why is Carole unable to hear the word diarrhea? Is that something that your multimillion dollar ears can’t hear?

      • madepiley says:

        She picks and chooses what is ok to hear and say. Remember she is perfectly fine with futt bucking. Didnt even break a sweat over that one at all.

        • madepiley says:

          I guess it all depends on which producer it is that happens to be feeding the suggested line of conversation that day.

          • fify says:

            It has to be killing Carole to be friends with Aviva. Did you see her expression when George called the ladies trash turd.
            Carole may have her faults, but Aviva is the epitome of everything she is against. There is not doubt in my mind this is a forced story line/friendship. It could be Bravo’s way of pushing her into confrontation and conflict.

    • chockfullofnuts says:

      I love the “narcissistic energy vampire” description of pt. couldn’t have said it any better myself.

  9. Va Fa Napoli says:

    Sandi, i truly enjoy your recaps. They are much better than the actual show :)

  10. Parkview says:

    Thanks sandi. Now i dont actually have to watch the show.

  11. therealdeb says:

    i wish heather and carol wold stop “helping” pt. i wish george would go away. i wish lumann would go away. i have never like ramona, but in this mess i am all for her. sonja needs to step backa nd reassess her life and where she wants to be, i really feel for her. also… ramona looks way better than pt any day

  12. Ramona is scrappy — and I’ve always liked that about her. Remember she grew up when women/girls weren’t so very respected and her mouth speaks for a lot of us (including me).
    Sorry, I’ve grown accustomed to Ro and So…… and will NEVER like George or PT (pathetic trash)

    • AZFan says:

      I really like Ramona and Sonja.

      Aviva missed her calling – she is a dead wringer for the Whos in Whoville in Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch that Stole Christmas.

      Who-Viva!!!

  13. Tallulah says:

    PT sending her pervy daddy with his unfortunate grill to Ro’s event proves she’s crazy. There’s not one thing normal about a man who willingly walks into a roomful of women to insist on an apology for his grown ass daughter through him-unless it was an opportunity to “court” Carole as someone suggested earlier-but that’s screwed up too. There’s nothing normal about a man and his adult daughter shopping for aphrodisiacs. Trashing Ramona makes her feel better about her screwed up life. Hearing about a parent’s sex drive is not funny. Normal is another phobia for PT.

  14. EmeraldGreen says:

    I just watched the video on Bravo’s website of them fur shopping and just about puked. I kind of liked Heather and even thought about purchasing some of her shapewear. I posted this comment but doubt Bravo will post it.

    Just watched the clip of you fur shopping. It is disgusting that with all the awareness of the torture that animals endure for your fur, you would contribute to their suffering. It’s unnecessary and you and the other women should be very ashamed. I find it hypocritical to raise money for human charities but promote and pay for the inhumane treatment of another being. Animals feel pain, fear and loneliness. Humans are not better than animals. Your fashion does not justify torture and murder. Do you have any idea how those fur coats are obtained. Have you ever seen a fur farm? A fellow New Yorker produced a documentary called The Witness. I suggest you watch it and educate yourself. I am so turned off by you and Bravo that I will not be coming to this website or watching any of the shows any longer. And you can forget about me ever buying any of your apparel.

    • Girlfriend says:

      Tky for that emerald….VILE to buy fur then wear the dead animal that was tortured. Yes that’s indeed very charitable isn’t it.

    • pattywaddell says:

      I am with you 100% on fur. It is a cruel, disgusting industry. in the grand scheme
      it matters, MATTERS, how we treat animals. Some day looking back, people will
      realize how barbaric it was. Please, people, just think about it.

  15. Where Doris Eats Her Oats says:

    This is my first post here at SH. I’m a little into RHONY and RHOBH (ok, alot). So, let me chat it out with you guys.

    1) I really liked Carole until St. Barths. Very disappointed that she took Aviva’s side. She “appears” to be neutral, but it’s clear to me that she isn’t. I thought it was very telling that all three of “team Aviva” (Luann – the person who told Aviva about the conversation that started it all in the first, who must have know telling her would upset her; Heather & Carole) walked George out. Carole said in her interview George was embarrassed and Heather said the same in his blog. He wasn’t embarrassed about his behaviour, following Ramona around after she already put a “period” at the end of the conversation, telling her she was wrong, she owed Aviva an apology, pushing her and pushing her (just like Aviva). No, he was embarrassed that he was asked to leave and took his sweet time doing it, poured himself a glass of wine, asked Carole out to dinner, conversed with Heather. No longer a fan of Carole.

    2) Never been a fan of Heather. Plans a group vacay and doesn’t invite Ramona. And worse, doesn’t even tell Ramona. Hey, I can understand her not wanting to risk having Ramona on a business trip, and I think if she told that to Ramona, she would have been okay with it, too. And Heather did actually lie all those times Ramona said she lied. We saw one of those lies ourselves when she called Ramona “Your crazy wife” to Mario and not two minutes later said, “I didn’t say that, I said she’s acting crazy.” But, I started to like her in St. Barths. I was warming up to her for sure. Now that Carole and Heather have formed a “union” of sorts, I see they have a bit of a game plan on.

    3) George is the incarnation of Aviva’s favorite work “disgusting.”

    All for now. Just wanted to vent someone. Thanks for “listing”

    • ImThePuppeteer says:

      Welcome, Where Doris!
      I’m relatively new here too. I am disgusted that I didn’t get a red carpet, a banner, a party and a parade! All of you should get down on your knees and thank my laptop for getting ME here! Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting. I have eight degrees and can spell metaphor. How dare you? I didn’t come here to see you all having fun and talking behind my back.

      • i’m bettin piley will throw a parade in your honor…..welcome

      • ImThe: LOL!!! Sorry, but cannot put out the banners for all new commenters, as was once the case! Hope a “Welcome” will suffice!! TFC! SH

        • ImThePuppeteer says:

          I cannot hear your apology because of the rants I’m forming in my head, nor can I see the banner because my eyes won’t stop blinking! I heard you were mean. Frankly, I’m disappointed!!! I endured extreme anxiety and panic just to register here. I don’t need beer, I don’t need a valium; I just need my beloved laptop! This is not about ME, it’s about THE CHILDREN WHO DON’T HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET!

          • ImThe: LOL!! It’s always about the CHILDREN!! Those dogs and kids will get the sympathy vote goin’ every time!! Will be passing out Xanax to all new commenters, along with those banners and a private musical “Welcome” from Russ Irwin! TFC!! SH

            • ImThePuppeteer says:

              LOL!
              It will never be enough. Can I bring my laptop to the welcoming ceremony? You aren’t saying anything about that ARE YOU??? Maybe I’ll send my daddy to the function instead, even though he’s been dead since 1980.

      • Where Doris Eats Her Oats says:

        Thank you for your warm welcoming! I suppose I should’ve added my thoughts on Aviva, but everyone has said it already. Everything is about her, she’s victimized by everything Ramona says and does. Don’t know why she should apologize to Sonja and not Ramona. They both talked about Reid going to a hotel. Carole played to Aviva’s demands and Aviva caused a chasm between the ladies who were having a fun time…but I can’t help but remember Carole saying to Russ when he first arrived, “These crazy bitches.” Her little digs on the boat when Ramona and Sonja wanted to eat in shade (I don’t blame them at all). She’s was all about the little digs even before Aviva arrived….not to be trusted, that one. Poor Ramona gives Carole kudos for escorting George out attributing it to wanting to make Ramona feel better. Giving Carole a little too much credit, me thinks…

        • Girlfriend says:

          Carole walked him out to be polite , and smooth it all out for our beloved PT, no interest in Ramona, not one iota for ramona

          • beth says:

            Yep. Poor 80 year old man… my arse. He’s a nasty piece of work doing his bitch daughter’s bidding and completely disrupting the charity event and insulting and verbally abusing the host. sick.

            • Parkview says:

              Thought the best comment of the show was Sonja saying to George…Im pretty sure you know your daughter well enough by now. Great. But ya know…its no mystery now if it ever was…why PT feels so entitled to sympathy and understanding…her father indulges the sh!t out of her.

  16. duh says:

    This will soud harsh and I apologize but Ramona and Sonja are totally self obsessed mean girls and I don’t like them. Unfortunately alot of what PT says about them is true. I especially like PT’s comment that Ramona hangs around Sonja so she seems like the lesser drunk. But PT is just plain unlikable with a sicko father she should keep hidden in an instituton in Fl. PT doesn’t have girlfriends so she doesn’t see or understand their friendship. Falling in bed drunk together not fully clothed happens to girlfriends who think nothing about it. High narcissism between most of these broads causes most of the strife. If Ramona did call PT’s husband then that is just dirty, mean girl stuff. PT should have stuck with that and blasted her big time then hobbled away. Pt doesn’t know how to fight with these broads.

  17. mixed race chile says:

    Holy Hollow Leg!!! PT has removed any doubt that she’s way, way bit shat insane. PT turned Catholic and became Sr. Mary Margaret, the head mother of my Catholic high school and told Ramona and Sonja how to behave like proper ladies, as if that were HER job. “No one gets to drink and expose skin on vacations when I’m around. I have anxieties. I’m an amputee (mentions 5 times per episode) and I will not tolerate fun for any reason, dammit!

    She and her dead alcoholic mommy issues and her incestuously-inappropriate, pervy, flaccid dad need to go away NOW. C’mon, Ms Andy, if she were a horse (well she does have a horsey face and looks really rode hard for only 41 years old), you’d shoot her (off the show – not in reality – not a threat) and put her out of everyone’s misery .Poor KKB, I didn’t believe Bravo could top you!

  18. xandi says:

    I love Ra and Soj.. The rest are useless..Lu agrees with who ever she is in front of. The hippy has no social skills. PT and her lover Dad are nuts..and the nose is the original mean girl

  19. romoshedint says:

    Was this a joke? Wtf is that nasty old man doing on my tv talking about his sexual escapades?! Again!! Why?! Then he comes back to defend his “child”? Huh? He’s worse than Chucky! PT is a grown, annoying azz woman. She showed us earlier in the ep and all season long that she can most definitely defend herself. That old fart came to Ramona’s event to try to hook up with Carole. Nothing else. Where are those 2 checks for thousands of $$$ btw dude? Pfft, moron!

  20. Ingredientses says:

    Pervy Old George needs to lay off the teeth whitener as well.He looks like he’s smiling even when he isn’t

  21. meowalert says:

    Oh boy, this was a hard one. Since I started watching Miami now view the inclusion of Aviva’s dad differently. Now think Bravo saw George as a possible Mama Elsa character and maybe they encouraged the salacious dialog and behavior. Not saying they invented this behavior in him but it’s possible he was motivated to be more outrageous for the effect. Last night’s episode just made me so sad to see a man of that age, someone’s dad be put in such a stressful situation. Ramona took the arm-grab and ran too far with it. I feel she saw a chance to command the attention in a room filled with beautiful, elegant women and she did this with shrill hysterics. Carole showed a lot of class by escorting him safely to the lobby. A person that age could have suffered a heart attack or collapse. Shame on Bravo for including 80 year olds in their drama. Irresponsible.

  22. Is it just me noticing new posters in defense of PT??….hmmmm?

  23. duh says:

    I do want to say that I feel badly for Sonja. By not settling, her wealthy ex, who must be at least 80, continues to control her and keeps her from moving on. The fact that she kept his portrait all these years is evidence of her inability to let go of the past. This might explain her drinking and nudity issues and irresponsibility. Now it’s time to face her reality & take control of her life. We may start to see a new Sonja.

  24. Buggy says:

    Seriously, who does Aviva think she is? If I were Ramona I would have said, “You’re right. I’m 56 years old and, if it’s not hurting anyone, CAN DO WHAT I WANT! What I do in my downtime is none of your business, QUITE FRANKLY!”

    What a judgmental, crazy, pretentious WITCH! I can’t even believe a grown woman would have the gall to talk to another grown woman in that manner! Honestly, I know I asked already but it certainly bears repeating, WHO DOES AVIVA THINK SHE IS?!

    I’m not much of a drinker but I have friends who are and as long as they’re not getting behind the wheel, their drinking to have a good time simply doesn’t bother me. If Aviva was trying to give Ramona an intervention, she certainly didn’t do it right, but I don’t think that was her intention anyway. She’s BEGGING for an apology that she’s never going to get because Ramona and Sonja have no reason to apologize. EVERYONE knows that SHE is the one who ruined everyone’s vacation. She was the gray cloud that hovered the women for the rest of their stay, AND SHE WANTS AN APOLOGY?

    Wow. For a woman born and raised in New York City, she’s pretty closed-minded and clueless.

  25. London Housewife says:

    Great episode!
    I never liked Ramona, she has always been the one who has treated everybody with utter disrespect, talking about their marriages, cheating, children, businesses etc
    Ramona is vile, disgusting, embarrassing and crude and now she has met her match!
    Having said that, Aviva makes her look sane – I never thought this day would come.
    Aviva acts as if she’s the Queen Bee surrounded by minions, and the star in The Aviva Show.
    What she needs is a reality check. And I agree with a poster above who said that she isn’t very good at fighting. She’s terrible, whenever she doesn’t know what to say or what argument to bring up, she just uses insults, which obviously backfire.
    Ramona calling Aviva’s ex husband was such a nasty dirty (typical Ramona) thing to do, PT should have just zeroed in on that, instead of calling her names again and bringing up poor Sonja.
    And sending her horny ol’dad to the ladies’ fashion charity was just plain stupid.
    Lastly, I nearly fell off the couch from laughter when horny ol’dad called Ramona ‘trailer turd’
    WTF!

  26. LyndaS says:

    This was a good recap. However, you missed Gross George’s most disgusting line ever uttered, “Incest is Best!” He laughingly said that in the vitamin store to Aviva. No wonder she’s screwed up mentally. She has the most vile father ever created. Even the store clerk was mortified. Creepy George stayed at the fair (er, party) too long because he was hoping to woo Carole (while he defended his daughter’s honor). He’s an ass! Aviva is a sanctimonious school marm who looks significantly older than her 41 years. When she flutters her eyelashes nervously, I find her more repulsive. I’m no fan of RaMOANa’s. However, she handled the dirty old man at the charity event very adroitly.

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