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Also mehos dress is a featherless replica of trees. She seriously cannot resist the urge to copy her sil.
Ha – I didn’t notice that but you’re right. I just googled and it is by the same designer Pascucci Mazzello.
Tree’s feather dress
http://www.appareladdiction.com/Pascucci_Mazzello_Feather_Dress_in_Black_p/pas-ch162b.htm
MeGo’s reunion dress
http://www.appareladdiction.com/Pascucci_Day_Break_Dress_in_Dusty_Pink_p/pas-ch308.htm
That’s actually really creepy. Melissa is a certified stalker.
Oh hell yes she is! Is it any wonder Teresa complains about the copying? Didn’t Tre go to a Yankees Game Saturday. MeHo follows up at the Yankees on Sunday. Does she want to skin Teresa and wear her like last years Versace? Wowzers. This is beyond creepy ! Dirty D and MeHo have more in common than just stripper pasts. Didn’t Danielle have an unhealthy fascination with Dina.? Run Teresa run! It’s worse than you imagined Meho’s a certified bunny boiler !
Did you ever read the famewhorgas blog about Melissa copying Teresa? It is really creepy. She is a crazy stalker.
Read it here: http://famewhorgas.wordpress.com/2012/02/13/melissa-accuses-teresa-of-doing-the-copying/
Lap Band is such a class act
Ditto – I cannot stand Lauren. She is so SMUG !!
Did you see how Lapband tried to turn the table and call Tre a bully for commenting on Chucky’s rolls of fat? Unbelievable!
Chucky saying she was always size 4, she never mentioned the surgery? HAHAHAHA. What a piece of work
Lapband’s a liar, Albie never worked at the Brownstone. Chris did, not Albie. Albie had a fake job with Sheriff
Why is Lapband even there?? It is just so strange to have her daughter there.
It is hilarious that she is trying to bring Teresa down about her being fat. Did she forget everything that her mother and brothers said to her about being large? What a dolt!
For Teresa to say anything to anyone about their appearance is laughable. We’ve all seen you without makeup, hello it’s scary. Then again, with makeup isn’t much better. If she was so happy with the way she looked why did she have a boob job? She’s so uneducated it makes me sick. Melissa is so much prettier than Teresa will ever hope to be. She is pretty without makeup and stunning when she wears makeup. Sorry, but it’s true. Teresa wears so much makeup she probably has to take it off with a scraper. Good gosh it is so caked on. Her hairline is awful also. Sorry, I can’t keep my mouth shut anymore. She is hideous.
Regarding the uneducated comment — I know some very highly educated people who are horrible and also some uneducated people that are the absolute salt of the earth.
Your point is? My point is pretty straight foreward. I think Teresa is uneducated and can’t speak the English language even though she was born and raised here in the US. How sad and pathetic is that? Actually what is more pathetic is that she procreated and spread her less than steller genes on instead of getting herself sterlized to stop the spread of stupidity. Thats what I think.
How does that make her sad and pathetic?
Wow! So you are a eugenicist. Why stop at selective breeding? Why don’t you go ahead and euthanize all those useless eaters.
Melissa is allegedly educated, but she also comes off as a complete moron, as do most of the women on the housewife shows. According to your belief system, virtually none of the housewives should be allowed to procreate.
Oh, and the word is straightforward. You also misspelled sterilized and stellar. Maybe you should learn to spell before you criticize others for their lack of education and advocate for an intelligence based eugenics program, lest you get hoisted by your own petard.
Teresa has a college degree just like Melissa. Melissa is technically no more educated than Teresa. I’m not going to argue Teresa’s intelligence level, but technically she’s just as educated as Melissa.
I find it amusing you are commenting on how uneducated someone is yet you have three spelling errors in your post, just saying.
grand: Just a quick FYI: We have come to overlook the spelling mistakes in comments after learning that many send comments via various devices which are not friendly toward grammar or spelling! TFC!! SH
Sorry, but Melissa looks like a horse without her makeup and her hair is a dried up mess. And, just because someone has a college degree, it does not mean they are smart. Do I have to remind you of George Bush, Jr.?
You must be an Obama fan and for socialism. Because we all know that there are 57 states. You’re obviously part of the 47% Romney speaks about. By the way, George Bush’s grades were better than Obama’s, But someone with your high level of education would know that already right?
MIMI – you might want to ovserve the rules of this site. Everyone is entitled to their opinion and we all can agree to disagree but one of the things SH is big on is being Nice. No racism, sexism or any sort of -ism that is degrading to another person, among other things. Up on the header you’ll see SH – read here first. click on it. We can disagree with each other but no picking on each other.
Bravo! In case we need a reminder, its called “bullying”.
Oh, crap. This is the one place in my life I come to seek shelter from politics.
Melissa and her husband have competitive receding hairlines. I hope she stays for next season so I can see who wins the race to reluctantly begin using rogaine.
lol
Meho looks like a crack ho still buying her clothes on the mark down rack at Forever 21.
Mommy needs to tell her club wear isn’t appropriate attire and she needs to leave the stripper clothes alone. MeHo is what like 33 and she already has to have botox, fillers, cosmetic surgery? Nose job? Fake boobs? Standards people standards. Oh and those rhinestoned eyes would ensure MeHo out of any PTA meeting!
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder people. Some will find Mel prettier. Some will find Teresa prettier. Some will look at both of them and say their both ugly because they’re ugly on the inside
I actually think Tre looks better without make up. The bathroom sink must turn brown every time she takes all that make up off. She looks like she is the oldest one, with her leathery skin.
I think Chuckie looks the oldest with her haggard, saggy jowled face with those ventriloquist dummy lines next to her mouth and the scowl lines permanently etched onto her face. She looks like 100 miles of bad road.
I would rather look at natural than a plastic face.
Natural, yeah. But, Chuckie looks easily 10-15 years older than she is. There is something unnatural about a prematurely aged, old beyond its years face. Some people age well naturally, others…….look like Chuckie.
Jackal-ine has a plastic freak of plastic surgery Frankenface and that ain’t pretty, either. MeGo needs to use Jackal-ine as a cautionary tale and lay off the botox and other injections that she has been doing or she will end up looking like Jackal-ine.
can’t b elieve I agree with Melissa on anything, but it is soooo wrong to start attacking another’s looks – it usually means you can’t think of anything creative or worthwhile to say so you take the easy way out. Just wish Teresa would’t go there since there are so many other ways she could make good points. I dread this stupd reunion show because you just know she is going down in flames under that kind of attack and Melissa looking so innocent and appalled – let this all be over soon.
MeGo is a big hypocrite. She was talking all kinds of smack about Creepy Bald Guy’s teeth. When it suits her purposes to feign outrage at someone attacking looks she will, when she wants to attack someone’s looks, then it is all good.
I don’t like Teresa but I think it’s so funny when she calls Caroline and Lauren names. I reeeeaallly hope this franchise starts to go away. NJ has no likeable characters at all. I kinda miss Danielle!
Lauren & Carolying are fat. I’m sorry to say that but it is true. & the fact that they got lapband surgery is proof that they are lazy too. & Now we hear Carolying had a tummy tuck too??? Oh but no botox no filler no facelift. HA! I agree with Tree, she needs all those things she is the ugliest woman on TV. Lauren is very jealous of Teresa. She comes unglued around her. & I don’t see where the Manzo kids ever worked. Helping out in your family business involves work but it is hardly punching a clock at 6 am on a Saturday Sundays at Dunkin Donuts like I did at 15. Please! The Manzos own that run down rat trap & they spoil their kids mercilessly. I am sure they never really made them work very hard. I honestly don’t like how Teresa treated Mego & Kath. Mego does copy her but a ton of women in Jersey dress like that believe me. Also, maybe Mego thought if she copies Tree a bit at least it would seem they had style in common. It seems that Mego wa string to get along for real, I think Tre is even meaner to Kathy. Saying she had a crap house & didn’t get a designer bag until after age 40, Yeah well Kathy had great kids to raise in a normal environment. The Wakile’s house is almost paid off because Rich is hardworking & honest (unlike Juicy) & Kathy didn’t feel the need to go buy 6 LV bags @ Bloomingdales & then file BK and stick everyone with the bill. Kathy & Rich had heat in their house, Something that can’t be said of the poor rattrap apt renters in the building Crooked Stoonad Fat Belly Giudice owns. & The Wakile’s don’t have a criminal record, Who is really ruining your family Tree?? Uh Your husband thats who!
Teresa should not go after people’s looks too hard though. She maybe skinny but she has huge hands and feet, a low hairy fore head, a boob job that looks like 2 oranges in a sock, her teeth are too white, obvious vineers, her skin too tanned & orange. She is no 10 either. & Even though all you bitches want to bag on her Melissa Gorga is gorgeous & has a smoking body. Maybe a bit of a big fore head (so does Pam Anderson & hers bulges out too) but she is a 9.5 & aside form Cynthia Powell on RHOA the best looking Housewife on tv & naturally so.
Richie is no more honest and hardworking than the rest of those losers. Just search the archives right here on SH…http://stoopidhousewives.com/2012/06/18/kathy-wakile-before-kathy-was-a-housewife-rich-wakile-couldnt-pay-his-bills/
“All you bitches”? Really? Really? That is totally uncalled for and Melissa is not gorgeous. She looks like a tranny crack whore just like her hag faced used up shore whore sisters. The only thing about her that is a 9.5 is her high mileage, permanently stretched out 9.5cm cavernous coochie.
Really a tranny crack whore? Jealous much? Melissa is gorgeous. Sorry people but she is. I will say it again and again and again TERESA IS HIDEOUS UGLY UGLY UGLY INSIDE AND OUT!!!! Personally, I think she would have married her brother. She has sick love for him and not in a brother sister type way. I would rather have Melissa’s high hairline than look like an ape like Teresa does. She should shave her face and her forehead and sell the hair to a charity. With all that she has she could use it pay some of her debts off!!!
Why would I be jealous of a used up high mileage piece of skankitude like MeGo? You can say she is gorgeous over and over again and that won’t change my mind that she looks like a tranny crack whore. You can say over and over that Teresa is ugly and that won’t make her so. De gustibus non est disputandum.
If you are so outraged by quasi-incestuous relationships, you should take a long, hard look at the unnatural fixation Chuckie has on her sons and the obsession LapBand has for her brothers. I don’t think Teresa wants to marry her brother, but I think LapBand is still pining after her prom date, Albie.
If Teresa does decide to go with your face shaving suggestion, I am sure Chuckie could give her a few pointers on proper face shaving techniques since that heifer has been shaving her ugly mug for years.
Oh Ana, I was thinking the same thing… Carol whines shaved face…
Mimi, which of MeGo’s sisters are you?
I am with you! I thought is this person serious? Something smells fishy…..
Sorry but Melissa is NOT gorgeous. She has a long face, long chin, and a massive forehead. Kinda like a horse.
Best looking housewife???? That is hilarious. Have you seen Joanna crupa on RHOM??? Yes she is a real live model. Lisa vanderpump on BH is gorgeous as well.
Lmfao Teresa’s boobs look like oranges? Melissa’s boobs are disgusting softballs. She has absolutely no curves, her body goes straight down like a 10 year old boy. Her big forehead reminds me of a football field.
OMG I see better looking than used up trash like MeHo everyday. Please try going to sorority rush to see the kind of beauty Melissa will never be. Melissa looks like the village bicycle ..everybody gets a rise. Where is the authentically beautifully? the wholesome innocence that is the natural beauty? Not Melissa. You must live in a small village at the ends of the earth if MeHo is your definition of beauty. She is a product of plastic surgery. She is without grace or sophistication just ugh.
Talk about white trash! I feel sorry for the state of New Jersey.
no kidding! I am so happy none of these shows are in my state.
funny part about all of this……I’ll bet all these people were at least on a friendly basis before they signed on to be exploited.by Bravo……money IS the root of all evil….such a shame….
Also…I guess what Tre says…..DOES matter to Lauren….she had invasive surgery….has a stomach the size of an egg now….because of it…and what makes it worse…is that she’s a kid! She was not, near deaths door fat, thats for sure. That lapband thing, is looking for trouble……
Watch the clips without your sound on. The ugly stick has been a busy bee.
LOL!
Wow, so Caroline tries to make fun of Teresa’s dress but when T responds she’s horrible. These women are unbelievable. Why couldn’t Caroline “educate” her without mentioning her dress? Why the snarky comment? I’m glad Teresa is firing back and just putting it all out there. I’m sure she has watched S2, S3, & S4 and heard all the “jokes” the Manzo’s made at her, her husband, and her kids expense. So the gloves are off and I couldn’t be happier. Enough is enough already.
You know, I don’t think it’s appropriate for anyone to make fun of someone like that. Teresa was out of line for calling Caroline fat and making those insinuations toward Lauren. That being said…I think I would retaliate if I,for the last two years, had been the target of repeated comments about my clothing, my make-up, my looks, the way I talk, my personal matters, my marriage, my legal issues, my children, my intelligence, etc. I mean, come on…Teresa says one thing to Lauren and Lauren tells Teresa that such statements are why people kill themselves? Really? Ok. I guess Teresa should have killed herself 100 times over by now. Oh, and lets not forget that Caroline had just made fun of her clothes. I mean, grow up.
I can’t stand a double standard. If you want to poke fun, be prepared to be poked right back.
Lauren must have forgotten all the nasty things SHE has said about Teresa and to the fans on twitter. The whole FEBUS thing, telling a black woman on twitter she has AIDS, calling THE WOMEN OF NEW JERSEY whores? Also, getting involved in the pornographic twitters of her cousin’s account that was set up in his INFANT’S NAME? Remember Baby JoeGee? And why wasn’t child protective services called about that? What parent would set up an account that links to porn and makes disgusting sexual references IN THE NAME OF HIS BABY? And Lauren and her titty boy brothers and her mom all thought that was soooooo funny. Lauren sure is a chip off the old Chucky.
I can sum up Jax blog in the words of the wonderful Dorothy Parker “You can lead a whore to water but you can’t make her think.” hats off DP, hats off.
So stoopid. Caroline has berated Lapband all her life – you’d be pretty if you were so effing FAT. And then calls Lapband an asshole on teevee. Pathetic. Teresa has been bullied from all sides by Caroline and she brought up a good point – her ‘kids’ have never had jobs. TRUE. Caroline is the queen of denial.
Calling all “Housewives” just because you can be disgustingly “witty” with come-backs and slams, it does not mean you are right, you have won, you are a good person or that anyone is going to like you. Talking to you NJ (and Tamra Barney)!
My personal feeling is that Tamra did not come up with “jesus Jugs” or any of her clever quips by herself. Someone else wrote those for her. Just my opinion.
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Caroline has grown so ugly these past few seasons. Unfortunately, her daughter looks just like her. That’s what happens when one is filled with so much hate. Oh well, glad this season is FINALLY over and now we can get on to bigger and better things with Beverly Hills!
Chuckie’s ugly is contagious. Look how BubbaJax is getting uglier and fatter by the day. Ditto for KatFish. LapBand is in her early 20′s. but she already looks like a dumpy, middle aged hausfrau. I think Dina is gorgeous, but when she is around Chuckie, you see the similarities in their features and Dina becomes less attractive. That is some powerful ugly that you can catch just by associated with Chuckie.
This was just awful. They are just horrible people. Caroline’ s son Chris worked the other two did not which bid outrageous . The kids have family businesses now all handed to them by their parents. They have never truly been on their own and pushed out of the nest Tre is right about that. Andy is a piece of crap for asking that question anyway. These women acted like high schoolers making fun of each other calling each other horrible names. Can’t watch anymore. Lauren’ s business will not benefit from her appearance on this show. Caro should not have brought her there. Wasn’t Lauren recently suffering from depression before the Lapband? Why then expose her to this stupid crap? Caro is really a moron.