September 19, 2012 3:33 pm
Kelly Bensimon will be a judge for an online DIY makeup series:
From HollywoodReporter: Utilizing the “how to” concept, the style-based DIY Beautify features two women who compete as they apply new makeup techniques they are taught during the show.
Bensimon, who appeared on the Bravo reality series from seasons two through four, will serve as a judge alongside Pat Sandora, host of iVillage entertainment series Likes or Yikes. They will choose winners based on their progress and execution.
KooKooKelly still got the biggest feet of any RHONY!
“Look at those boats!!”
OH… did you know that one of the Housewives from the RHONY only has ONE foot/leg???
For reelz!!! Here she is, chatting up much-needed potential friend…
“I noticed that your legs come off, too! Maybe we could do lunch one of these days…what day is good for you? What did you say? HUH? WHAT?? Are you IGNORING me? No one IGNORES me…. you &#%($@@** piece of dirty WhiteTrash!”
Another very interesting tidbit re PT Housewife! By NYC standards, PT’s now-husband, Reid Drescher was living a very UN-luxurious life… in a very UN-luxurious rental unit! Did Reid think he was marrying money… or was PT thinking she was marrying money? If so, they both got fooled!!
From SH reader “JeFe”: “It is a tall black glass tower that is definitely a grade C building and not a top address. The developer has been calling this location One Sutton Place North but legally it is NOT Sutton Place, only York Avenue and 61st.
Here’s the building from Streeteasy.com. The developer is erecting a second glass tower in front of this building so the river views will be lost. Here are a couple of stories about the old and new buildings. http://ny.curbed.com/tags/one-sutton-place-north.
Also, it is interesting to note that 3 bedroom rentals start at around $8,000 a month, cheap by New York standards. “
(Thank you “JeFe”!!)
NOTE: Interesting that PT Housewife has the burglar balls to attack Sonja… with a “J”… Morgan! About ANYTHING! Ain’t takin’ no sides here, just pointing out the obvious! OH… there’s MUCH more re PT Housewife! Would PT Housewife care to make that “deal” with SH now???
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It bears repeating, as this has been mentioned several times on SH: It is truly a shame and a real slap in the face to the fans of the Real Housewives of Miami that Bravo made the decision to throw the newly-designed and completely Bravo-produced Miami franchise out into the BravoSphere while there are still TWO Housewives franchises receiving all the attention.
As this is a make-or-break season for the RHOM, why would the masterminds at Bravo do this to the RHOM?
Is Bravo still going the cheap route with Miami? Have seen two Housewives in interviews sitting next to each other doing PR for their shows… but, have never seen a two-fer!
HollywoodLife interviews Alexia Echevarria and then Ana Quincoces… a two-fer!
NOTE to Alexia and Ana: Get easier to remember twitter names! Your names are difficult enough… but all the added “_” and “@whateveryourname_is_is simplytoodifficulttorememberimmediately” is ridiculously ridiculous!
OMG she stole the idea from BubbaJax – now she’ll be on Chuckie and Wacko’s vendetta list.
Laughing my a** off at PT’s “new friend”!
“I noticed that your legs come off, too! Maybe we could do lunch one of these days…what day is good for you?” I am going to have to get a new laptop because I keep snarfing my coffee when I read Ms SH’s pithy comments as well as everyone else’s! My computer guy is making a fortune from my daily obsession for this site.
Thanks for a great site Ms. SH! Love the comments and detective work!
Me, too!
The “T” is not silent
Wow, never noticed Kelly’s boats, MASSIVE, size 12?! She should join the us Olympic swim team with those flippers.
Your take on PT missSH so funny, she can beat that mannequin up and shell never talk back to PT, ideal friend for PT.
The Miami housewives seem sane………for now.
lol at KayakFeetKelly!
I’m still laughing at the new Broadway hit “PT & Mann Speak – oh my.” So glad I’m home alone right now. I laughed so loud and long I lost my breath. Thanks Ms SH I really needed a good jolt of humor. ( I love this website )
PT’s place, looked at one for sale & listing shows Bed, Bath & Beyond and T.J. Maxx close. Love BB&B, Memories….
BBB is 1block away
I like these funny posts! (are they called posts?) SH love your humor.
On Aviva:
NBF: I wonder why she does not get her teeth fixed? Don’t they have braces now you can take out and barely see?
TMZ is reporting that Dr. Karent sold Lindsey Lohan the car she was driving this morning when she hit that guy. Only thing is the registration was never transferred so the car is still in Dr. Karent’s name!
^Can you imagine? *shudder*
It is a VERY curious decision by Bravo to have Miami debut with 2 other HW’s series running. Very. Maybe NJ&NY aren’t bringing in the ratings? Dunno.
Thank you for this PT tidbit Ms. SH. This pseudo-affluent address (the REAL One Sutton Place North is actually another property) is another piece of the puzzle that fits the picture that I have in my head about Mr. and Mrs. Reid Drescher. QUITE FRANKLY, this building is not what I would expect of a couple who are supposedly worth $20M. Shopping at Bed, Bath and Beyond and the 300-thread-count sheets that were in the Miami condo linen closet now fit into the story much better.
Ha! I forgot about the sheets! I remember the Miami guestroom. It had the ugliest bedding. It looked like it had been purchased in the 1970s. On a different note, I never like Reid’s suits and wonder if she shops at the Men’s Warehouse? Plus it seems like Aviva only wears what appears to be an old brown swimsuit. Normally, I wouldn’t’ mention these things, but if she is going to put on airs, then she should expect people questioning her “wealth.”
They need her Bravo check, they don’t have any money.
No wonder her hair always looks so fried. She cannot buy hair conditioner.
OF COURSE PT is renter! Because anyone worth $20mil would rather rent than buy. Alexis Bellino explained this before, didn’t she?
Lol
Yes Alexis did explain all that…how quickly logic returns and we forget. Sheesh.
The units may be cheaper and starting at $6,000.
Our “prim and proper” PT lived there with Reid unmarried and with Harrison in tow. I think that’s kinda white trashy.
bahhaha. She fornicated? openly? hummmmm
Every time PT is on screen I am totally distracted by her alien hands.
And her constant blinking.
Does KooKooKelly own a dress that could not also pass for a shirt?
Nope. Apparently. Not approved to go with those boats! *Laughing*
SH, you are killing it the past few days. Serious laughter happening on this side of the keyboard!
Big foot always dresses like a ten year old.ha ha Twitter names good one. Loooooved pt talking to white mannequin(sp?).so damn funneeeee. “Reid stop eating blueberries!!!” go away vivi. I mean hop away
lol Does anyone notice the background sign on the 2nd picture of KKK?
“This is crazy”
EPIC!
Omg veng. I got it! Crazy. U are good.
Quick question. Can you call yourself a lawyer if you haven’t passed (or even sat) the bar exam? I know that it is illegal to call yourself an architect if you are not licensed.
On Aviva’s twitter profile she lists lawyer as one of her titles.
chap: PT has not been admitted to the bar… she is not a member of the Bar Association of the State of New York. Going to law school does not make you a practicing atty. TFC!! SH
Chap, I believe that one needs to pass the bar exam to be called lawyer/attorney. Yes, sounds like another one of PTs fibs. She is a law school graduate (I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt)
You cannot call yourself a doctor just by graduating medical school. That said you do not need to Goto law school to take the bar exam and pass and call yourself a lawyer.
And just because she went to law school doesn’t mean she did well. Have you ever heard: What do you call the person who graduated last in their medical class? Doctor!
she can call herself whatever she wants but once she tries to practice law without a license thats when she breaks the law Im pretty sure.
Listing on her twitter page “Mother.Lawyer.New Yorker!” is not just grossly misleading, demonstrates a real ignorance about the demands of that profession, that could only come from someone that has never actually practiced. She should be called on this.
She’s a sociopath, it doesn’t faze her
That picture of her arguing with the mannequin is friggin’ priceless!