September 18, 2012 Bravo…
Hello again! Sorry for the late blog two weeks in a row, I’m really slacking!
I was happy to see Kathy follow her passion for baking and bring it to a new level. She’s super talented, and I wish her nothing but success in her new endeavor. Just remember Kathy, the Manzos are willing to taste test at any time!
Kathy Wakile Dessert Menu… YUM!! ’Specially that Lemon Chello!!
Brunch at the boys’ apartment was great. We had a lot of laughs and Lindsey did a great job as hostess.
Contrary to what you may all believe, I actually love Lindsey.
I liked her from the moment I met her, and think she is a wonderful, wonderful young lady.
Cafface Menu… $10 for toner???
I am thrilled for Lauren; Cafface is absolutely gorgeous and she is doing a phenomenal job, but more importantly, she’s happy. It’s located in Franklin Lakes, New Jersey. Follow her on Twitter @cafface for beauty tips and sale updates! Keep on watching, folks, this girl is going places! (Proud mommy moment!)
Ashlee is doing very well in California. Yes, she’s had some growing pains and has made her fair share of mistakes, but she was back home a few weeks ago and she has made some very positive changes. She’s growing up and taking responsibility for herself. We all knew she had it in her; maybe the California sunshine had to bring it out? Keep on keeping on, Ashlee, we’re proud of you here in New Jersey!
The Posche fashion show is proving itself to be a memorable event year after year, wouldn’t you agree? Are we gluttons for punishment or suckers for fashion, that’s the million dollar question.
Looks like we’re winding down to the final few episodes, but unfortunately the drama is on full throttle. See you guys next week, get ready, it’s a wild one.
She says she loves Lindsay, yet the first time we met her, she was questioning whether or not Albie could work and have a personal life. She really needs to get her grown asz kids off the tittay. That was ridiculous.
“I liked her from the moment I met her, and think she is a wonderful, wonderful young lady”…NOW that she’s no longer with my baby…woohoo i was producing too much milk anyway, Crittefur was having all the fun, look at him looking like Punxsutawney Phil.
Please put a disclaimer before you post stuff like this! I’m choking over here! LOL
and in this episode, she says she’s afraid albie is going to get distracted by lindsey….distracted from what exactly? it’s not like he’s in law school or anything.
Chuckie should just eggmit that she doesn’t like MeGo. In her blog she sings everyone’s praises (except Teresa, of course), Kathy and her desserts, LapBand with Calf-face, Asslee’s new life, etc. But, she says nothing about MeGo and her autotuned no talent self meeting with the music people.
Oh, and she should also eggmit that she doesn’t like that Lindsay girl. How much of a bitch was she, waddling down the hallway to da boyz apartment talking about how the food smelled? Oh, and then she gets in the apartment and starts talking about how someone should open a window (on account of the smell). B*tch! The only reason someone should open a window is to push your fat @ss out of it!!
Lol Ana, I caught that too about the smell, as a woman, you immediately recognize when a mother is trying to bring down her son’s gf a few pegs. But I doubt they could push Caro out the window, it’s an apartment so they don’t have the BIG bay windows they’d need for that!
They could push her out part of the way and let her hang there stuck in the window like Winnie the Pooh in the honey tree until her fat @ss lost enough weight to push her all the way out.
Ana, you crack me up! Also, good catch about her leaving MeHo out of her blog shout- outs. MeHo had a judgment lapse when she
1. Changed flights to go with Tree
2. Said Caro needed to drop it and quit acting like it is high school in her TH.
3. When she told Caro that she couldn’t play victim
Awww- heck no, Caro is not gonna be down with her now. She quit following the script!
ALL THAT was filmed after EVERYTHING…that was a set up.
Really?? To make us think that Meho did actually have Tree’s back?
YEP
Kel, you could def. get Chucky through the window. My friends brother had an apt in Union City, NJ and he had a real Christmas tree one year. After the new year, my friend went to his apt and she said “you took your tree down already?” and he said “yeah, look out the window.” She looked out the window and there on the ground (he was 4 floors up) was the Christmas tree with ornaments, lights and all. LOL
push your fat @ss out of it.!!!! priceless
I think I recall reading that someone met Chuckie in the hotel where they filmed the reunion, and Chuckie said Mego and she were so so friends. It ain’t lookin good for MeHo!!
No mention of what her hubby Al said to her during the bunch with her babies “this chick is a bitch” comment. The look on Chuckie’s face was priceless. Guess Al is tired of her old bitter ass. Her hubby always looks at her with f–king hate in his eyes.
“Just remember Kathy, the Manzos are willing to taste test at any time!” Damn! Those fools STAY hungry! $70 for a make-up lesson? Somebody please let Meg Griffin – I mean LapDog Lauren know that Mary Kay gives free make-up/skin care classes.
Yeah LOL “taste test” but not actually buy?? Kathy=weakest cast member and least threat to Chuck..so Chuck can be nice to her.
“Somebody please let Meg Griffin – I mean LapDog Lauren” O M G…i can’t breath…
It was shocking when Doncaro said something to Albie and he was looking at and holding hands with Lindsay and Doncaro kept repeating his name until he looked at her and stopped holding Lindsay’s hand. She did not have one nice comment to say to Lindsay. It is obvious Albie is in love and she seems very sweet. Lindsay better run to the hills because this huge controlling bitch will make life miserable and so will Lapband.
Take off of Time cover if PRICELESS!!
Again, another blog where Chuck does not address what happened on the show, only used the blog to sell Lapband’s shitty services. If this is the type of employee Andy Cohen wants for Bravo, well good luck with that, buddy. Plenty of other networks to keep the viewer entertained and happy.
Lapband’s makeup, hair, nails are always gross. There are dozens of high-end beauty salons in that part of Jersey, Manhattan is simply over the bridge. Why would anyone trust her for their makeup, at her top dollar fees, is beyond me.
I’d rather get my makeup done by Olivia Sharpe.
And let’s not forget. Lapband Lauren did call women of Jersey ho’s.
She also made some very racist remarks to a black woman.
Yes, that Time cover too funny! Wonder what Albie would say …
Albie won’t say anything–it’s hard to talk with a breast in your mouth. Actually I wonder if his prolonged breast feeding is responsible for his speech impediment.
Ohhh….snap!
Ana OMG too funny!!
lol soooooooooooooo dam funny
What is left for her to say? She’s made a fool of herself and will go down as one of the meanest, most hated housewives.
SH: Please run a poll. Who do you like least: Jill Zarin – RHONY or Caroline Manzo – RHONJ. Might be fun.
Good idea!
Carowhine, for sure, a loser on so many levels. At least Jill was funny here and there.
I agree. Jill did have her moments.
Carowhine hands down and that’s what I’m sticking to.
Don Chuckie gets my vote. Jill was entertaining at times. Carowhine is just a nasty piece of work. Chuckie has a license to bully courtesy of Bravo. Power and greed have gone to her head.
Umm I guess they didnt proof read their Cowface menu before printing…LMAO
Yawn. What?
How exactly do you customize a spray tan based on body type?
I think it means if your body is big, they use more spray tan and if your body is small, the use a small amount of spray tan. I think they should have written “skin type.”
Aw Lawsy mercy. How in the world do they categorize body type… like right to a customer face?!?!?!? Must post this one. Has to been done. I love this guy!!!
That price of spray tanning $45 seems awfully high. Most spray tans are around $25.
Lapband Lo remind me of that Career Builder commercial, where the actress is given her back to the viewer and it seems as if she is putting on make up on a news anchor, but once the make up actress move, you realized that she is such a horrible make up artist and the news anchor looked like a clown…and the commercial ends with…ARE YOU IN THE WRONG FIELD?…Yep Laplo you are in the WRONG field.
And WTF? “Keep on keeping on, Ashlee” DonCaro quoted the Brady Bunch. What does that mean?
It means that Don Caro finally ran out of bumper stickers for inspiration and it turned to TVland for new material
Thank you Ana, I attempted to post the video w/ my comment and it didn’t work for some reason.
I’ve Got to Use My Imagination Lyrics
by Gladys Knight & the Pips from Forrest Gump Soundtrack
I’ve really got to use my imagination
To think of good reasons
To keep on keepin’ on
I’m shocked she didn’t use that old chestnut “keep on truckin” Aslee.
You all are cracking me up! There is no way I am reading Chuckie’s load of B.S. blog when I can just read everyone’s hilarious comments!
Caro checked outta the compelling blog writing a while back when she knew she wasn’t gonna be invited back for S5. Buh-bye, Caro. Happy apartment hunting.
She sure did. I thought she started phoning it in because of all the backlash. Funny how she now wishes Ashlee well.Enough with giving the kids props as we are not blind and stupid.
I have nothing to say you guys said it all so well…..
Caroline said she wanted to do the show so that one day she could show it to her grandchildren and say, “Look how crazy grandma was!”.
I think she has exceeded expectations on that count and is free to go.
And not sooonnn enough!!!!!!!!!
I’ve thought all along Tre should have more fun with this old gal than she has. She started out trying to answer to ole’ bitter now she’s figured out that Carowhine doesn’t & her silliness don’t matter. But I wish she’d mess with ChuckieDon a little more , on purpose. It’s too funny watching her get all upset & wrapped up in her own little beliefs. & the way she tries soooo hard – bwaahahahaha. I love it but I know it annoys so many viewers, I’m guessing she’s gone. Ya’ gotta admit it’s better than watching Mego & KomaKathy ( the worse than paint drying twins).
Very telling that Chucky left MeGo out of the shout outs in her blog. Hey Caroline:
Do you remember when you wouldn’t even raise your glass to Teresa’s toast because you were so offended that Teresa didn’t mention Kathy in the toast? It’s kinda like when you left Melissa out of your praises in your blog. You are the biggest hypocrite on the face of this earth lady. Really. You take the cake.
But you will spin it that you forgot and it’s no big deal, won’t you? I know, I know “it is what it is”. Teresa is evil for not including Kathy in her toast according to you, right?
I love this comment, you stated the point perfectly. You should put this on her Bravo blog. Not that Bravo would post it.
She disgusts me how she feels the right to comment on other ppls children when her own ‘house’ is such a wreck!
Also, did her ‘how to’ book NOT cover social etiquette? The way she treated Lindsay was atrocious. Gives me the creeps how much she hangs on to her sons. Seriously, it crosses the line. For a grown ass woman to be jealous of her boys girlfriends. And, don’t try to spin it as you are just looking out for them, Don. You are jealous, plain and simple. Sick and perverted.
Is that all they do at catface? Ill say it again….do that many people actually get their makeup done? Cant wait to see CarOrangeOompaloompa at the reunion.
CaFace is Ca-Crap. If brilliant precious privileged Albie is so wonderful, why does everything he does tanks? They are a group of uneducated trash desperate for fame and attention.
Baby Huey lap bands salon is soooo ridiculous. Toner does not open pores..if our pores were closed we would be dead! The manzo boys are starting to look a little porky don’t ya think?
Love your nick BTW. A poster on another SH thread attributes the weight gain to BLk water. Perhaps there is something to it.
Did I miss where the Posche(Posh?) fashion show was held this year? It seems in past years it was at a large venue. This year it looks like it was held at a small bar.