September 15, 2012 11:50 am NOTE: The wallpaper is “YoFo”… RHOBH’s Yolanda Foster!
From FoxTV... just an idea for additional usage of those extra legs PT Housewife got layin’ around her rented abode! She should start thinking of them as weapons… or maybe she already has!!
“Fleming jumped through the window and went after his son. He was met by two guys, whom, he said came with Hatfield.
“They jump on me, and then she runs up behind me and pulls my prosthetic off and starts hitting me in the legs with it,” said Fleming.
Fleming lost his foot in an accident when he was 7 years old, he’s worn the prosthetic since then — and he said it hasn’t slowed him down, yet.”
NOTE: Maybe PT Housewife could do the charitable thing and assist this man! His one and only prosthetic leg had to have gotten damaged in the brawl…
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From June… police report in Gastonia, North Carolina… another leg beatdown!
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Kinda thought that WeirdWolfman PerezHilton’s visit to the clubhouse was odd; however, MissAndy had one purpose for PH’s visit… and he got it. MissAndy put PH on the spot and demanded asked politely for PH to apologize for everything that he’s ever written about one of MissAndy’s NYC besties, SJP. PH did make the apology during WWHL.
Look at how happy SJP is! AND… MissAndy looks very pleased with himself, too!
“I told Perez that we were just gonna talk about summer sandal preferences…and he fell for it!” More photos at Bravo…
NOTE: Other of MissAndy’s NYC besties include: Kelly Ripa, Mark Consuelos, Anderson Cooper, Kristen Johnston, Lance Bass, Jerry Seinfeld… there are more, just can’t think of them! It must be the flu medications…
If you missed it, here’s the part of the WWHL where Tree Joodice mentions the word “lapband”…
(Thanks to SH reader “FLPhil”!!!)
I like SJP, but this photo is not flattering. It looks like she is pleasing Andy in a hands-on way.
She has a face like a horse but the media always try to tell us she’s beautiful.
“An unconventional beauty” is the way it’s usually worded, lol. Ugly, pretty… whatever… she seems like a cool lady anyways. I’ve been a fan since Square Pegs.
I’m old!
she is beautiful and has style. john f kenny dated her.
JFK Jr dated her? I thought he loved ….Hannah something
Darryl Hanna the actress?
pj so funny…do you know what perez has said about sjp?
I clearly do not know all the details of Lauren Manzo’s health. My opinion based on glimpses is that the lap band choice was the lazy way. Moving along, Teresa doesn’t miss an opportunity to get a dig in.
And the Manzos don’t? Teresa has taken so much crap from the Manzos that I support every dig she gets in. She doesn’t fling nearly the amount of mud the Manzos and Lauritas do.
I agree with you Idagal – she’s been quite tame considering all that has been flung her way…also, in my opinion, the lap band was a lazy choice.
I agree with Idagal. Tre needs to get a ton more digs in to match all the digs thrown her way from how many people? Let’s see, there’s CaroClown, Jaxass, Jaxass’s cray-cray mom Bonnie Grippe, KattyKathy, BitchieRitchie, Lapband, Albie, Critterfur, MeGo, MeGo’s hag sisters, JoeGo, Ms Andy, Rosie, Big Gay Greggie…did I leave anyone out? I’m sure there are more. But you get the point.
Oh, and I’m sure we can include Cat Rodriguez and the other fired producers who were no doubt getting their digs in about Tre to everyone I mentioned above when they hung out, twittered together and went to clubs together. Yeah, I would have loved to be a fly on the wall then!
Teresa’s making up for Season 3 when the entire cast was burying hatches in her back, so she has a lot of digs to go thru cause they are not spread out over two seasons.
to bad she said sorry in her blog mob.
There are three lapbands in the Manzo fambly, to date. Critterfur would be next in line – instead of eating right, exercising, laying off the booze… no, that would take self control and will power. I feel for people who have health issues from being over weight, I don’t judge, there are many reasons a person can be obese – but these are relatively young people who eat sausage and cheese and drink heavily and never get off the couch. Al and Carowhine are gaining weight back at an alarming rate – that they would encourage a 24 year old woman to undergo an invasive procedure like a lap band is insane on top of calling her fatty fatty two by four on a daily basis. Excellence in parenting.
This tit for tat is so old. I heard a rumor that the real reason why Caroline is angry with Teresa is that she may have stolen the cookbook idea from Caroline. I could see the Manzos pitching a cookbook considering being in the catering business for so long. It also doesn’t help that Teresa refers to Caroline and family as fat non-Italians. LOL. I don’t think that Teresa is smart enough to hatch the idea of a cookbook on her own, but Juicy has got all kinds of money making schemes up his sleeves. Heck all of them do. So would surprise me if true. Btw, I love Italian food but I wouldn’t buy a cookbook from either family.
I have all 3 of Teresas cookbooks and they are good. I can see why Caroline is so jealous. They are full of recipes,stories and beautiful pictures. It was well done. But theres room for Caroline to do her own,I don’t think Teresa stole the idea, thats just Caroline taking credit for someone elses accomplishments.
agreed .. 100%.
When did Teresa call Chuckie and her family fat? Non Italians, no, they’re Olive Garden 1/16th Italian. I have 2 of Teresa’s cookbook, yum yum
LOL….In Italy, people aren’t fat because they eat their biggest meal at 4 pm.
Yeah, Chucky is awfully mad about Teresa having a cookbook. I could never understand why Chucky thinks that just because Teresa put one out that she can’t also? Is there a rule on RH New Jersey that only one HW can put out a cookbook? I just don’t understand her logic. Nobody would have thought she was copying Teresa because her fambily runs a catering business, so this would have been a logical thing. She blew it. She should have also done a cookbook while everyone still liked her.
I think the whole cookbook thing was kinda bantered around amongst these women. Its not exactly an original idea. The fact is, had Caroline taken the time to write the book and get it published by a reputable publisher, she would now have the cookbook empire. She waited and her popularity plummeted. I guess she didnt need the money at the time or thought this would all last forever. Ditto with Jac. Had she done all these “projects” 2 or more years ago, she would be on top. You have to take your opportunities when they arise…not 2 years later, girls. And BTW….is SJP even relevant anymore?
ITA with everything you said. I can’t stand Sarah Jess-equine Parker. Oh, boo hoo! Perez Hilton made fun of her. Andy Colon getting all butthurt on her behalf is ridiculous after he makes fools of the women on RH on a regular basis.
Why the long face SJP?
HH: LOL!! TFC!! SH
HH: LOL!! TFC!! SH
Hi Ms SH, I hope your Dr. gave you Tamiflu. That stuff works wonders. Feel betta soon.
She only still relevant with the artsy fartsy NYC peeps.
And don’t forget Caroline TOLD Teresa how to do her cookbook! And the Teresa had the nerve to not do it the way Caroline told her!! OMG How did T ever get a Cookbook out there not using Carolines advice?? It must really be a bitter pill for Caroline to swallow. T seems to do fine without the advice of The Don.
@Parkview, I totally agree. You have to take advantage of opportunities when they are hot. The Manzos were a day late and a dollar short. That is why when you have an idea about something, do the research it and keep the ideas to yourself.
Froggy is a hairdresser, she should have gone with hair care products (Tre already has it) Chucky & Al have a restaurant, should have done a cookbook (Oops Tre has the cookbooks covered). Ya snooze ya lose ladies…
Does Teresa have a line of forehead wigs yet? Everyone could have the trendy new Cromagnum look!
Also, Perez was relentless in mocking Lance Bass a few years back, calling him Princess Frostylocks and outing him. Since Lance is another of Andy’s friends, could be another incentive to make Perez apologize.
I don’t get making Perez Hilton apologize for making fun of someone–it is kind of what he does. It would be like expecting Kathy Griffith to apologize for making fun of people. That being stated, I am not a big fan of either Perez or Kathy.
Me either, but it seems to follow Andy’s predisposition to using his platform for his own personal grudges.
kathy uses the same lines over and over……andy was wrong to have hilton apologize…perez may not b all that evil he called melissa rivers to give her the heads up her man was cheating.
Off the subject but remember the sock lady, curls her hair with the sock,, well I tried it, but with a scunchie (I know I am not spelling this right), but it really really works, you get the softest curls, that last for days… Not kidding… I have kinda frizzy hair unless I straighten it, no frizz, it works!
lol the last time Seinfeld went on the Clubhouse, he treated Mandy like utter-f’ing-shit! It was so awkward that Seinfeld poked fun at Mandy’s shitty little awkward show, but I must admit that I sorta enjoyed it.
Omg I wish I saw that. Nice to see someone put Andy in his place.
It was awesome. Jerry was so not impressed. I think that was after the espisode where Ramona put Avery in a cab to go home so she could go to some lame party. Everyone was aghast that a NYC 14 year old could be allowed to taxi home alone. Mandy asked what he thought and he said “she’s 14, whatever, life goes on”. Everyone tried to make Ramona look like a major child neglect perp – Avery is smarter than all of those ding bats together and why they would make a scandal out of that is ridiculous.
I didn’t see that, but wish I did.. Darn it!
I don’t know why the Manzoids don’t do a book on something they know, like lapbands and how to deny them.
Ode to Lauren Manzo… Dear Lauren, as much as you would like us all to think the Lapband was all for health reasons, quite frankly it was not. At least, not as this point in your life. I read an interview you did expressing concern that you had gone to the ER more then once for a racing heart. Sweetie, I have no doubt you did. But those were panic attacks, not the “ahem”, “heart condition” you would like us to think you have. I am sure the doctor ordered a non-stress test to be done out-patient, and the results were completely normal, except for maybe exercise intolerence. Or maybe the doc had you wear a holter monitor for a day or two, but we know that would be negative too. If you infact had a real problem with a racing heart, they would have implanted a pacemaker, not a lapband. In fact, no reputable surgeon would perform a lapband procedure on someone as young as you, slightly overweight, with an type of cardiac irregularity. I am only drawing attention to this, because you continue to make SUCH A FREAKIN BIG DEAL about it. The truth is you continued to gain more weight until your BMI qualified you for the procedure under your insurance plan. You would have had many, many years, before the health risks of obesity caught up with you. Why can’t you just tell the truth and own it? Or better yet, say nothing. I do feel bad for you though, because it appears you have not continued with the eating habits necessary to continue to lose weight. I notice you seem to only dress in black and avoid full body shots. My guess is that you have already gained 10-15 lbs back. Stop now, go to the doctor, and have the thing tightened back up. You don’t want to eat through this at such an early stage in the game. Shame, you are going to get married, with a lapband in place. Hopefully, have children one day, with a lapband in place. It’s really sad. But you have options. You really do. Even though I suspect you employ a manager who runs CatFace, with or without you, you can walk away. Walk away now, move out, get a real job and relocate closer to Vito or a good lifetime friend. Don’t have to take the Bravo paycheck.
You rock! I have posted this before, but it bears posting again due to the target rich environment for ridicule. Here is LapBand supposedly svelte and sexy, sporting cankles, spanx, visible bra strap, double chin and jowls, and a super model walk complete with fat thighs rubbing together as she struts her stuff. Oh, and it is all set to music that you don’t often hear outside of a porno soundtrack:
That was scary!
Right? I am traumatized
EEEEEK! She’s only 24? Why would she even let someone film that???? The skin tight sausage dress is NOT a good look on anyone, why do these ho’s wear this crap when they don’t have the bod for it? Sad.
Because, after all the insults she gets from her family, she finally feels pretty.. She wants attention, in a good way… Pathetic, sad, and will be gaining it back within a year..
I had not seen this video before! Lauren still looks like ten lbs of sausage in a 5 lb casing, or however her mother described her. If this is a 30 lb weight loss, she still has 30 to go.
OMG! Did US Weekly do that???? Someone must call Teresa!! LOL
They had to show it in slow motion cause she can’t walk in those F’ing heels!
Uhuh…Can anyone imagine what she would look like in that dress without spanx? Oh and breathing…..she was obviously holding her breath poor thing.
Thank You Anaceph! I had to cut my ending short because the teen son needed a ride. argh. I hadn’t seen your post but I loved your video. Case in point. That is SO sad. Maybe a change in enviroment would do Lauren good. Gawd, with a breast reduction, a decent weight loss and an exorcism, she would be a stunning, beautiful girl. SO MUCH potential going to waste. She has such a great personality when she’s not angry. The BRAVO curse continues.
I’m sure if Lauren gains the weight back that Don caro will blame Teresa. Oh no. We may have next years storyline. Teresa causes weight gain and failure. Financial failure? Blame Teresa! Lapband exploded ? Blame Teresa . Housing bubble bursting in Franklin Lakes? Teresa? Nope that was all Milania’s fault.
Why are we rehashing Teresa and Perez when a man was beaten to death with his own leg!!! LOL
sd poor guy
PT should invest in making leg lamps like in A Christmas Story.