September 14, 2012 4:45 pm
A very entrepreneurial “spirited”-type person put up a Krome vodka bottle for bid on EBay.
“Wonder how much my signature is gonna get?? At least $895… ’cause Ima Housewife!!”
This particular bottle was signed by the Real Housewives of New Jersey’s Jacqueline Laurita!!! How utterly exciting!!!!!
The bidding war is now over… so how much did someone actually paid for BubbaJax’ signed Krome vodka bottle??
Here is the winning bid:
OOPS!!!
As you can see there was no “winning bid”… ’cause there were NO bids! The item was up for seven days… and not one single bid!
Hmmmm… wonder how much a signed bottle of the black water would fetch? If anyone would care to bid… this is what you get:
THIS bottle of water… signed by MsSH! The bidding starts… NOW!!
NOTE: Just a reminder… the EBay offering of the wine glass along with a signed bottle of the black water stuff has just one more day to accept bids! The high bid now is $51.00…
(Thanks to SH reader “Milania”!!!)
that’s embarrassing.
I just realized she has her head up in the air, so we can’t see those unsightly wrinkles on her ET neck…
Well, you know one of her “friends is going to bid on it” to save face.
Who signed it CJ??? She has the signature of a 10 year old.
Bwahahaha! Maybe bubba should try auctioning off a bottle of Xanax, signed by all the Bravo employees.
I’d buy it tor the xanex
I can’t get over how she signs her name with that little squiggly thing with the two lines through it underneath her signature. I used to do things like that when I was a tween. She prolly sticks her tongue out the corner of her mouth as she writes, too.
LOL @Ana
…and dots her i’s with hearts
Squigglies and hearts, that is hysterical, I can picture this in my mind, with tongue hanging out, OMG, I am laughing so hard it hurts…
That’s funny as hell…. Great Comment…. bahahahaha
LMAO!!! Freakin Hysterical!
The Whack is probably happy, she gets to keep it and drink it!!
Damn she writes like a fourth grader!
There’s a shock.
In a related story, I’m going to sign a Poland Spring bottle and throw it up on EBay to vaguely raise money for some charity. You won’t be able to verify where the money is going, but you know, just trust me! Bid high!
I love your pithy posts. Awesome.
Pithy, I like that word… Bill o’reilly comes to mind… Is this pithy enough:)
lol
I did that last year.
omg! I didn’t know that it exists ! What a lovely name for water especially for me ( from Poland)
) it’s so good to know it !
Where are Jax friends?
..and her family? Anybody?? Jac keeps getting more and more pathetic.
lol. I really hope she is off this show.
Was Jackal-line selling this or was somebody else putting this up for sale? Are the Lauritas so broke ass that she is selling autographed crap online? Sheesh. Oh, well. I guess she’s gotta get money for her cosmetic procedures somehow:
Did you see the before and after (min 2:09). BEFORE was so much better!
ITA. She looks better before. Her laugh lines are more minimal, but now she has chipmunk cheeks.
My son is allergic to cats. So if he is ever around them his cheeckbones plump up to meet his upper eyelid too.
Wow. I wonder if I can make money in orange county? I have six cats and I can have cat parties where people just rub my cats against their face (or other parts!).
heck yeah! I think you gots a money maker right there.
I think so. If people will inject botulism into their faces then I doubt theywill object to a little feline on the face!
This could be a great marketing segue for CatFace…are you listening Lapband??? Jump on this concept fast!
This is really sad. No, I would not stand in line, nor pay for a HW’s signature. And, don’t get me wrong, I realized that Jax is not very bright and extremely immature. But, I do feel empathy for her, between their business issues and the autism diagnosis, this is a very tough time for this family.
That is sad… Her lipstick changed color… Miracles truly happen… My opinion she looked better before, and instead of working on her face, be there for your son, he really needs you… Grow up lady!
Remembering about the old expression “the writings on the wall” and something called the ”Mene Mene” some old story I Looked it up on Wikipedia for my reference. Surprised at the prophetic meaning.
From Wikipedia:
“The hand writing on the wall” (or “the handwriting on the wall” or “the writing is on the wall” or “Mene Mene”), is an idiom for “imminent doom or misfortune” and for “the future is predetermined”.
“One” might take that to mean that the”message in (on) the bottle” the Laurita, Manzo clan’s 15 minutes are long ago expired. Wonder if “they” can read/see/hear/feel that clear message?
Jax knows that the writings on the wall and SHADY Chris (Joe did say that and others have also, you and I both know that there was more to that shady comment than just the word shady). Sees the end to his money making schemes and it’s got him terrified. You know what I’m waiting on, is when the sheriff or IRS comes to Chris and Jax house to confiscate the house and things in it for the taxes (that is what many haven’t figured out yet) on the money they used. Chris and Jax and the other few family members are in serious trouble believe it or not.
These people are Shady McShadesters…Ummm the timing of announcing that Nichoals has Autisim?? Right before the season 4 reunion?? Saying that if they are asked back for season 5 they will ‘” use this as a storyline /platform”?? Umm strong armming huh?? Whats Bravo going to do, get rid of a housewife that has a child with special needs??
Never mind that Jacqueline quit how many times on twitter last year, punked out on season 3 reunion because she was oh so upset, but drunk tweeted the whole PFS, and season 4 deets.
The autism diagnosis may indeed be real but I am skeptical . Is it a ploy to resign with Bravo and/or a public sympathy ploy before the court proceedings with Signature Apparel?
I think they must be hoping to re-sign for S5 because of the lucrative Bravo bucks. They were hoping that the black sludge would be like winning the NJ lottery but their ticket didn’t have one winning number. At this point, they need Bravo more than Bravo needs them.
I truly beleive the autism dia. is real, completely. Thats not what I’m saying..The timing of announing it, is supect to me.
Chris is shady. Ugh and his whole “I took pity on the Guidics and told Joe G. i would buy back their personal stuff at auction. real gentlemanly Chris and that could result in fraud charges if Joe cooperated. But hey folks it would have been another bash tre and Joe while giving the Lauritas a storyline.
Oh, he was BEING NICE!
Ain’t
If he truly was going to buy their stuff back, why would he broadcast it for the world to know.. Some friend, don’t you think?
Sending postcards
Writing letters
On my wall
lol
I would NEVER buy anything those that she signed. On another note.This autism diagnosis is all bout Jax. She loves the attention it brings her. She is needy and has to have people feel sorry for her. I hope she gets over herself and her delusions of grandeur and focus on her freakin’ kid. I was reading her tweets and they were nauseating. She will be marketing autism products soon…I can guaran-damn-tee it.
Jac, should involve herself in vaccine damage litigation.
Jax should also get involved in liver disease awareness. Between the booze and the pills, her is going to be shot by the time she’s fifty.
She’s poppin’ pills?
Don’t do it, Jac!
Munchaussen by Proxy?
She didn’t give her son autism.
But she is the one that spends the most time with him therefore the diagnoses is based on her word. I had the same thought, gessiewtf…
Yes.
Maybe Jax could get a job as MeHo’s roadie when she performs at such prestigious places like Six Flags Amusement Park or some Atlantic City Hotel pool party.
lol
Don’t forget it is gay pride day at Six Flags when Melissa “performs”. Do you think she would get a gig on a regular day?
Maybe not her but perhaps Joey, he fits right in!
What strikes me about the whole autism money raising thing is this…..charity is great and all, but it looks like these people need to be worried about their own money. Seems like they are working overtime trying to convince us they are not in money trouble. I cant believe that. Chris told us himself that blk HAS to work. They are out of options. Geez. Between that and all the sh!t the Lauritas have said about T in their talking heads, these people have no memory for what they have said.
I totally agree with you, they are trying very hard to convince us they are flush with cash but their own words and actions say otherwise. I think they just forgot what they have said and done over the course of the whole year.
ITA, too! Maybe that’s why the Manzo McMansion is up for sale. They probably owe more on it than they can sell it for if it’s true everything they own is mortgaged to the hilt. I wonder if Jac signed that bottle in a drunken state and thought she was being funny. She’s just so stupid.
Is it really for sale? Zillow says not and I can’t see it on the mls
They are trying to convince us they are not in money trouble….hmmmmmmmmmm kinda like Teresa did when Bubbajax was trying to get her to egmitt that she was in financial trouble. So, Jax and Chris Laurita probably think it’s ok for THEM to deny they have financial troubles, but Teresa doing it was just downright unforgivable according to them.
I get the feeling they are frantically trying to sell themselves because the pink slips will be going out soon. Can the Manzoids promote a restraunt with out being on a show? Doubtful.
I would opt out of any further “shots” until I determined if the child was hypersensitive to any meds at this point IN AN EFFORT to see what really going on, Jac.
The LEAST you can do. seriously.
love and light!
lol
How funny this is because I just ordered trees hair products cost me 56$ that’s with shipping. I have curly Italian hair too. So I’ll let you know when I get it and it’s review.
So do I, laidback, and I found out that the BEST product I ever, ever found was pure, virgin coconut oil, A whole jar of it is about $14. It lasts for about 4 months and it’s the only product you’d need!! You could use it in place of every single hair item (deep conditioners, style products, pre-flat-iron products, etc.). It even takes makeup off and has about 100 other uses!! I’ve used the most expensive products on my hair and I’ve even gone to a great curly-only hair salon in Manhattan (they do Nicole Kidman’s hair, amongst many other “stars”), and the coconut oil works the best!!!!! Good luck with Tree’s product though. I’ll bet ya it’s basically made of coconut oil (and probably Tree oil) if it works!!
Yeah another curl girl here too. Curls need moisture. That’s the key. They just need something to help them retain moisture. Be it oil or gel, etc. Once you
find something that works – use it
I’ve heard great things about cocnut oil….for the skin as well…where do you get it?
We buy Nutiva organic coconut oil in a half gallon jar at Whole Foods for $39. Portion it out into cosmetic glass jars for hair/skin and also use the kitchen stash for cooking veggies and sauteeing chicken/fish, and we make ‘coco crack’ (organic raw cacao mixed into melted coconut oil with stevia and vanilla – turns into sugar free dark chocolate bark, very healthy and yummy!).
Do you add paraffin wax to make it solidify?
Thank you! I’ll have to check it out.
ArePeople: True, but the coconut oil is the most inexpensive product I’ve ever used!! No more need for gels, syrums, mousse, etc……..
Wow, thanks for the tip done.. I have curly hair to, ok it can be frizzy… I will try this… By the way the video of the woman that uses a sock to get great hair, I tried it with a scunchie (sp) that leaves soft wavy curls.. It really works..
I’ve done the “sock bun” only to put my hair up and make it look neat, but to make my curls loose, I blow it out, flat-iron it (lightly) and then use a curling iron. Even doing ALL of that, my hair is so healthy because of the coconut oil.
Your hair looks beautiful..:)
Why, thank you!
donewith bravo: I ordered three large containers of Nutiva online after reading the health benefits of coconut oil (for your whole body, it rocks!) and have used up one container just cooking with it for my family over the last 6 months. Coconut oil used to get a bad rap back in the 60′s, so people were steered away from it, but it is natural and much better for one’s body than vegetable oils, lard, etc. (Although olive oil is also very healthy for your body, too.) I will try your suggestion about using it on my hair. After all, it’s been suggested that you shouldn’t used anything ON your body that you can’t put IN it (keep it organic). Thanks!
Hoho: I save 1 container of it for my kitchen (I even have a receipe to make my own HardShell!!!) and the other for makeup/hair, etc. You’ll love it! It really does have about 100 purposes! It even lightens age spots/sun spots, etc…… and it’s great on wrinkles, stretch marks…. I love it!
I have seen a lot of different uses for it on pintrest lately.
I’d post them all here, but SH likes to keep this a HW only site. LOL. I’ve been using it for probably a year, and it’s eliminated most of my beauty and hair products. Not to mention that it’s GREAT on air-popped popcorn too and I’m still amazed at how I could make my own chocolate hardhshell now!
It’s very pricey stuff, with shipping and tax.
Jac has been Messaging people that she makes a million a year.
When I was in 6th grade I quit using the squiggly line under my name. What is that called again. Thanks for all the good juice on H.W.’s.
If you go to the ebay page on the link above and look at the indivdual bids most of them don’t even have stars which means that it’s a brand new account, right? So with so many bids that are all brand new maybe someone has created these accounts to drive the price up so she can save face.
Great point
maybe if she devoted more time to her job & less time slandering others
& addicted to twitter , she could find some success…
doubt it though , i think she let everyone know what kinda person she is …
not at ALL likeable …
If it is the Lauritas and Manzo’s selling that on ebay, why the half a*@ attempt on ebay? They have a tv show for a platform for anything they want to do. A rare opportunity in relationship to the rest of the world. Very few people have that kind of audience. They spent an entire episode advertising their products, but a charity gets a bottle on ebay? okay.
Warning- this is strange. So I have this amazing hippie friend who enjoys painting. She randomly painted a rock and put it on ebay under the name ‘Vagina Rock’ as a joke. (She’s wierd, ok). Someone actually bid on it. Point is, someone was willing to bid on a painted rock but not for a signature of someone that prolly has about a half million followers on twitter. I thought this was important to share.
I was thinking that it is awfully strange that they didn’t even throw up some bids to increase interest or get the price up …..
True that, Just! I thought that was odd too,,,
Richmond
That is hilarious!
Thats for sure! Humiliating!
Hahaha! Figures. She is a no talent fat hag! Go home & take care of your kids Jackassline, for real. This family makes me sick.