September 13, 2o12 7:30 pm
Get on over to TVGasm… and give a listen to the latest “WatchWhatCrappens“!!
Poor flipit/Ronnie and Matt! Ben Mandelder from “B-SideBlog” has abandoned them for better things this week, so the trifecta of Ben, Ronnie and Matt has been disturbed… that’s not to say that they weren’t a bit “disturbed” in the first place! We like their kinda “disturbed”!!
In this week’s Watch What Crappens Podcast, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) are left to their own devices while Ben parties on vacay.
We talked about Aviva’s out-crazying psycho Ramona Singer on the three hour RHONY vacation special, feeling sorry for poor innocent victim Teresa on RHONJ, and the lovable dumbasses of Gallery Girls trying to pretend they know what art is. Come on in!
Huge announcement: If we are all still here on December 13, 2012, Ronnie/flipit and SH will be married on that day. Yes… it’s true!
WE I have even been selecting baby names, as when you marry via the intrawebby, you immediately become pregnant… and the pregnancy’s gestation time is just 19 days! Just in time for a New Year’s baby!
Just some of the potential names:
These are just the names for girls… the boyz’ names will all begin with “FL”! If you got any ideas for baby names, let’s hear ‘em!
WE I have yet to select the 28 bridesmaids who will attend to my every need on that very special day. Why 28? ’Cause if the Mayans are wrong, and we’re all still alive on December 13, why not?
Would only think it fitting that some of youz would be a part of the wedding!
So… if you would like to be a bridesmaid on this very special day let
me us know!
There will be a small fee involved to be a bridesmaid… of only $3,988!
That fee includes your dress, matching shoes, clutch and a fabulous-looking one-of-a-kind fascinator!
Your choice of banquet food… chicken ala king, lobster thermador, paella, or fruit roll-ups for the vegetarians… will be an extra $864. A very small amount… considering the PR aspect of this event!
We’ll I’ll be issuing progress statements as we get closer to December 13, which will include: the bridesmaids lineup, the groomsmen, wedding color selections and whether I will do the naked-pregnant-pose for the cover of Cracked or CarbolicSmokeBall. Actually, whichever comes up with the best payment deal will get the photo…
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