September 13, 2o12 7:30 pm
Get on over to TVGasm… and give a listen to the latest “WatchWhatCrappens“!!
Poor flipit/Ronnie and Matt! Ben Mandelder from “B-SideBlog” has abandoned them for better things this week, so the trifecta of Ben, Ronnie and Matt has been disturbed… that’s not to say that they weren’t a bit “disturbed” in the first place! We like their kinda “disturbed”!!
In this week’s Watch What Crappens Podcast, Matt Whitfield (Yahoo TV) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) are left to their own devices while Ben parties on vacay.
We talked about Aviva’s out-crazying psycho Ramona Singer on the three hour RHONY vacation special, feeling sorry for poor innocent victim Teresa on RHONJ, and the lovable dumbasses of Gallery Girls trying to pretend they know what art is. Come on in!
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Huge announcement: If we are all still here on December 13, 2012, Ronnie/flipit and SH will be married on that day. Yes… it’s true! WE I have even been selecting baby names, as when you marry via the intrawebby, you immediately become pregnant… and the pregnancy’s gestation time is just 19 days! Just in time for a New Year’s baby!
Just some of the potential names:
- Shanequa
- Sharrona
- Sharktank
- Shavedlegs
- Shandling
- Shinister
- Shipit*ToFlipit*
- Shlepper
- Shoobeedoobee
- Shrinkwrappedtuna
These are just the names for girls… the boyz’ names will all begin with “FL”! If you got any ideas for baby names, let’s hear ‘em!
WE I have yet to select the 28 bridesmaids who will attend to my every need on that very special day. Why 28? ’Cause if the Mayans are wrong, and we’re all still alive on December 13, why not?
Would only think it fitting that some of youz would be a part of the wedding!
So… if you would like to be a bridesmaid on this very special day let me us know!
There will be a small fee involved to be a bridesmaid… of only $3,988!
That fee includes your dress, matching shoes, clutch and a fabulous-looking one-of-a-kind fascinator!
Your choice of banquet food… chicken ala king, lobster thermador, paella, or fruit roll-ups for the vegetarians… will be an extra $864. A very small amount… considering the PR aspect of this event!
We’ll I’ll be issuing progress statements as we get closer to December 13, which will include: the bridesmaids lineup, the groomsmen, wedding color selections and whether I will do the naked-pregnant-pose for the cover of Cracked or CarbolicSmokeBall. Actually, whichever comes up with the best payment deal will get the photo…
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I think if it’s a girl you should name her Shalania.
If it’s a boy, Flolf. That way his name will be a palindrome like Aviva.
Congrats to Ronnie and Ms SH. Yalls gonna make some purty babies for sure. I vote Sharona for first born name. I am already working on me karaoke skillz for the reception. wooow
And I will be passing out pop-rocks in lieu of rice to toss. Cause dats just how I roll.
You might have to change the date. The Mayan calendar ends on 12/21/2012 at 11:11 am GMT
Why are pregnant women always shot naked? Kinda overplayed.
Congrats!! Y’all make a bang up couple!
Shaniqua for a girl
Lil pistol starta for a boy
My girls name vote is for Shipit*ToFlipit*
MP has the music down, but I’ll need to know where her pop rocks have been first.
I finally found someone!!!!
That baby is gonna be named Beyonce. You can pick the middle name. It’s not like you’re carrying it, CAMILLE!
LOVE
Congrats. How about Flepper?
Booking my direct Melbourne to Dallas (I’ve always assumed you live midwesty/southish) flight now.
Shiptoshore & FitFlop maybe?
I think Ms SH lives in the Northeast and that’s why she’s a Steeler fan.
Also alll your children should have the middle name ‘Millennia’
Duuuuh, if its a girl you have to name it ShanaTaylorFord…..Armstrong (I dont remember them all). FL? FlippingLout (the L is silent).
barb: So funny! Howz about Shana-notnevernoway! Love the silent “T”! LOL!! TFC!! SH
Fluck for a boy… kinda like Pfluck or Puck but with a bigger F
Rumor has it that it may be twins?
WOW..congrats, but according to Yellateeth Crittefur, you’re just an old woman with a robotic arm that feeds her 100 cats daily…AH, i guess there’s hope for me. Doesn’t anyone have a single mill or billionaire in their back pocket somewhere. I am an educated black woman, make that sassy, 5’7, about 120 pounds (yay took me five years to gain that 7 pounds, if you want a pic, look out for Jencherrie’s pic, JD is my work name. Anyone? anyone?. But i can’t guarantee if i’ll wieght the same after a kid or two, so give a sista a chance…LOL. Also Shanequa is a fabulous name, they ALWAYS get attention.
I would volunteer to be a bridesmaid but obviously I am gonna be the DJ…. maybe even the choreographer. But I gotta say, given the news of late, it aint lookin too good that we gonna be here much longer my friends. But heres is hoping that we survive to have the cyber party of the decade.
“But I gotta say, given the news of late, it aint lookin too good that we gonna be here much longer my friends” UH?
World War III, Armageddon, Google Libya. Google University of Texas evacuated. Serious stuff going down.
Um, it’s gonna take MORE than the Middle East acting up, and a couple of empty threats to two universities for WWIII to start. WWWIII should have started immediately 24 hours AFTER 9/11…in my opinion.
I hope you are right JD. But biblically everything is lining up. And it started before 9/11. This “acting up ” bidnus.
MP, I’m thinking the same thing. Lots of signs that are too obvious to ignore.
Congrats on the engagement! I think SHAFT is a nice name, you can call her Shana or Taylor Ford after your gave designer Tom Ford of course! Just a suggestion. Always looking out for you! I think Shana Hughes Armstrong Ford Taylor is a really great name because longer names are the epitome of class and wealth.
F’lanthropee, Floranjello, Fluoxetine Colada, Flakygoldenkrust, Flabellini, Fluann de Messups, Flippan-C, F***LaurenManzo, Flozell Lite, Flustercuck, FlavorFlaaaaav!