September 13, 2012 11:55 pm On the next Real Housewives of Miami…

The pierogie princess, Joanna Krupa, has a sit down with her boyfriend, Romain Zago, about their relationship. Iz we gonna get married or not? It is a scene that has been seen many times before… going to a restaurant to talk about a couple’s future. Boring.
Who is texting whom?? Ana says that Karent Sierra’s boyfriend is texting her non-stop. Adriena de Moura gets to the bottom of the issue…
NOTE: I’m sick of MamaElsa already. MissAndy’s fascination for her is a mystery.



I think MamaElsa was the only one worth watching last season.
I agree MamaElsa is at least interesting to watch, I keep waiting for the final melt of her face or for her to fall down because she’s clearly a drunk
This is the first time I am seeing this. I watched it on Demand the other night so I have it on my DVR for tonight again.
Leah has been refreshed or had something done since last year.On WWHL tonight she seemed stuckup/pissed because she was not getting any attention or ask many questions.Hard when you go on a show with much younger women except for Mama Elsa.Even she gets more attention than Leah.
I can remember she said something to the affect, that when she saw herself on camera she wished she had put in more effort. /run on sentence
It was just a social cooking show back then! Either way she has to stand next to the glamazons, so who wouldn’t…right!? Those Latin ladies bring it!
Is Sandy going to do a recap of the season premiere?
BORING!
Agreed! I watched one episode of the first season, and then watched the episode the other night, but these gals are boring. I love housewives but Atalnta, DC and Miami just don’t interest me. Chaqu’un a son gout (sorry for my misspelled high school french).
I’m so glad they’re back. I loved season one and the reunion was the best. Bravo needs to revamp Atlanta. Last season was the worst of the worst. I cannot stand nene or kim. I guess bravo cannot find another trailer trash housewife that can take down/on tamara. The new one (dubrow) just kisses her ass. Hope alexis is gone next season.
The new miami housewife, lisa, has kim basinger’s lips and smile. WTF? Did her plastic surgeon hubby create them for her. It’s totally weird. She also looks like Marysol too. Her face is a mishmash.
Love Mama Elsa!!! Thought some of us might go a little easier on her after hearing her self described “my face was destroyed” by the Doctor statement. Plus she’s like 80 and still coherent, which is all you can ever hope for. Was tough seeing Marysol so upset after getting married just last year in Colorado to Phillip. Ouch! The scenic shots of the City are done SO much better this time as well.
I like mama Elsa too. She’s funny.
I watched this show for the first time yesterday and I have to say THERE ARE TOO MANY HOUSEWIVES. I couldn’t keep them straight. It was refreshing to see EDUCATED BUSINESS women but sad that all they were talking about was their men relationships like they couldn’t live without men. I’d probably have to be pretty bored to watch again.
As one of SH’s resident Pole’s…may I say please drop the last “e” off pierogi – it always ends in an i.
This one barely kept me interested and was not enough to stop me from flipping to Impractical Jokers…hope it gets better.
Love me some Polish food!!!!! I had a couple of landlords from Poland and they used to bring me food all the time…damn I miss them!!
Karent seems very fake and a little crazy. I can not pin it. It is not based on the very odd relationship. She seems like she has built everything up so perfectly in her life that the slightest thing will shatter it.
Last night I kept trying to figure out what it was that Mama Elsa reminded me of. I finally figured it out, while she was at that party right before she collapsed, a sloth. I am not as good as MP or I would post a pic of it but if you take the time to look at a picture of a sloth and Mama Elsa they look alike. Which is fitting since when she was asked what she does and she answered” nothing, I never did nothing” The scene with her care taker signing to calm her down was very , Hush Hush sweet Charolette, strange.
Everyone else is bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, Leah Black got a new stylist, Elaine Lancaster!
Mama Elsa is just sad to watch. IMO it’s exploitive as she can’t possibly know that she is being used as the resident freak show. She probably thinks we are all interested in her intelligence and views. I like Marysol but can’t imagine allowing people to look at my mother like a train wreck just for 15 mins of fame. I think these HW seem more intelligent but can’t stand Leah (didn’t like her last season either) she is such a bitch. So far I like the new HW’s, even the plastic surgeons wife seemed OK. But agree that there are too many women to keep track of.
I respect Mama Else as I respect all elders, but it is very sad to see what vanity would do to ones appearance and health. I have had my fill of housewives and didn’t watch Miami the first season and after last night won’t be watching season two. Bravo has hit an all time low with the housewives franchise and have quit watchih, but i so enjoy Ms SH’s site, great work!!!
Omg! I just googled sloth……holy cow that’s mama elsa, poor lady
teehee, I know right! she really does!
I love Spanish accents, they can make anything sound sexy! oh wait, except Mama Elsa, she’s funny but scares me.
I know! I always wanted to date a Cuban man.
No you don’t. Trust me.
WWHL had to change channel…worst fake laughs ever heard. Feeling some kinda way bout new chick Joanna – not initial fan but may change opinion. Pretty boring.
Guess what Karent, your Telenovela novio is cheating on you lika big time! You Karent just act like that ain’t true because I’m 97% sure it is. I’d say 100%, but I haven’t caught him; so that wouldn’t be fair. Romo tells it like it is, but is always fair! Usually
Btw, what’s with that laugh of his? Y’all should breakup just because of that
She does have that streched fake smile and that lunatic gleam in her eye like she knows and she knows that you know but if you say it out loud and burst her perfect bubble she will go all PT house wife on ya! Uh oh Romo she might come gunning for ya cause you just outed her cheating cassanova. Who lives with her and her parents????? How weird is that? ok ok I’ll stop now. But my money is on her for being the big drama this season. What the hell kind of name is Karent anyway??? Anyway, I got your back Romo.
Thank you! It’s a dumbass, random name alright. I think you’re right. She is going to turn out to be the PT of Miami. Her parents don’t like that bf of hers either. The chit is going to hit the fan soon. Maybe, or she will continue to look stupid and date him anyway.
Nope, he’s a horses ass for sure. I get the feeling that when they are sitting in the kitchen and he is saying all that assinine stuff in front of her parents that it is a scenario like this, he is still wearing his clothes from the night before and he reeks of booze and cigarettes and his eyes are still crazy from his other extra ciricular activites . Between him in that state and Karent cooking away like it’s all o.k. with that crazy smile on her face, her poor parents are like hostages in the loonie bin!! lol
Guess I’m hooked in for another coo coo housewife franchise.
Marysol’s hubby was a very nice specimen of mayon to gaze on. I have a feeling these broads will bring it. The latine glamour will be fun.
Joann is full of herself and her hot boyfriend will soon walk out on her. Also, Karent’s parents probably could not pronounce Karen and added the t at the end (dumb). Lisa looks like a plastic barbie, Adriana is insecure and immature. Leah is a stuck up biyotch. The only normal woman is the attorney and Mama Elsa is the bomb..