September 11, 2012 1:00 pm
Do these Housewives never stop?? Guess they can’t be blamed for wanting to extend their 15-minutes of fame… BUT, do they really think they can pull off everything and anything? The latest, from the NYPost, is that Nene Leakes has talk show aspirations. Uh… OK.
NeNe Leakes wants to be the next Bethenny Frankel — and host her own talk show.
“I would keep it real for the whole hour!” the “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star says. “Whatever the topic is, I feel I could talk about anything. Politics, men, money, shoes . . . anything. I wouldn’t want to do a ‘Maury Povich’ show. Baby daddy! Who’s your daddy? Who’s your mama? I wouldn’t want to do that kind of show.”
Nene was also asked about a Housewives “All-Star” Cast…
Q: If they did an all-star “Housewives” edition, who would you like to see on it?
A: I would probably do me, Bethenny, I like Jill Zarin even though she’s not there. I think she is everything of New York City. Her accent and everything is just great. I would probably grab Gretchen [Rossi] from “Orange County,” Teresa from “New Jersey,” and we could work it out.
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According to HuffPo… there wasn’t anything exciting happening at the RHONJ reunion!
“It was four against one, with Teresa being the odd one out. Everyone lost it, but it was Jaqueline’s and Melissa’s response to Teresa bringing up accusations saying they were once strippers that started the biggest fights,” one insider tells me. “Caroline is so over Teresa that she couldn’t even be bothered to fight that hard. She raised her voice several times, but it was nothing compared to Jacqueline.”
One of the funniest moments of the taping was when Caroline’s daughter, Lauren Manzo, picked random words from Teresa’s blog and asked her what they meant. Teresa’s responses caused many to laugh and wonder who actually writes her blog. NOTE: Well, we all know that Tree does not write her BravoBlog… but, who cares at this point!? The question is this: WHY was LapBandLauren asking ANY questions?
… overall nothing new was said, and old stories were rehashed over and over again. Teresa even brought up old cast member Danielle Staub and her relationship with Melissa once again.”
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From MiamiNewTimes…
“All the ladies were dressed to the nines, with makeup rolled on like paint, and when they were forced to take a group photo, there was obvious tension. We saw Lea rolling her eyes at Lisa, Joanna avoiding Adriana like the plague, and Marysol doing her best to avoid a nip slip.
But the real drama started once we all got inside. Just an hour or so into the soiree, Mama Elsa had to be treated by paramedics after fainting by the bar. NOTE: Geez, MamaElsa keeps fainting… time for her to “retire” from “reality” shows! For health reasons, of course!
(Thanks to SH readers “CathyFromFtM” “cybraxis” and “FLPhil”!!!)
NOOOOOO!! They let Lauren ask questions??? I think a little piece of me just died. So did they just give up the hoax and let Andy ask his questions while seated in Albie’s lap? Also Lauren, booboo, you have no room to insult anyone’s intelligence. You are stoopid- your mama told us that the first season of the show.
Lauren shouldn’t have been allowed to ask anything, in fact she isn’t a housewife or a husband. What Caroline is trying to do is wanting Lauren to be her foil against anybody and also to be another housewife (which they won’t do). If Lauren is putting herself out there be ready to get stomped when it comes. If I was Teresa I would seriously talk to Bravo about why is Lauren being asked to be at the reunion. I mean she is almost everywhere that chucky is.
I agree with Chuckie on one thing: Lauren is an @sshole! I have never seen someone so unnaturally attached to their mother and brothers. They are so close that when Chuckie gets gas, Lauren farts. It is weird and unhealthy and the last person on earth who should be writing a book on parenting is Chuckie the red haired clown Manzo.
As an aside, look at this video of LapBand Lauren’s supposed weight loss transformation. She still looks like 8 pounds of sausage in a 5 pound casing to me. She still has the same fat, ugly, hate filled miserable face with the double chin and the nascent jowls of her hideous beast of a mother.
I hope Lauren thanks baby jesus every morning for Spanx.
Too bad they don’t make Spanx for the face. How fat is her nasty face? Poor, poor, LapBand. All those years folks was tellin’ you that you had a pretty face, they was lyin’ to you! She has the same fat, droopy, jowly face as the revolting mother that spawned her.
OMG, gross- is she supposed to be sexy? YUCK, I’m so horrified right now, thanks for sharing that video Ana! Although disturbing, strangely entertaining as well. First of all, you can see the Spanx under her dress (look at the thigh, right leg). Bullie so hysterically noticed them as well. Then, and maybe I’m just nitpicking here people, you can see the price tag on the bottom of one of her shoes. That just looks so trashy to me (my mom was always obsessively removing stickers like that; guess mama’s always do know best, except for Don of course). That is just a disturbing video and while she may be thinner physically, her face is still too large for her body and she still looks ugly to me because she is a mean, nasty person. No matter how “pretty” (and I use that term loosely in her case) someone is on the outside, the ugly within still shows through.
LOL – you are so right. Price tag on the bottom of the shoe, spanx (or probably DOUBLE-spanx) line about 2 inches above the hem … double-chin, hair looks dirty and over-gunked. BLECCHHHH “I hate to read” probably has 2 interchangeable brain cells but according to mommy she is a fighter/winner deserving of bottomless riches which require no work or brains.
EWWWWW!!!! EWW EWW EWWWW!!!! That music ups the gross factor by 10,000.
What, you don’t like the mixture of porno background music and cankles? I LOL’d at her trying to walk like a model (one foot in front of the other in a straight line), her fat thighs were tripping her up. I bet it chaffed like hell, too
She is definately going the Kathy Wakili, Herve Leger knock off, spanx inspired bandage dress to hold in all that extra Lauren.
Haha! That video is hilarious! Lauren doesn’t have a sexy bone in her body just like her momma. She can lose all the weight she wants but she will never be sexy!
Ok, now that I look at this video, I have to comment…. little Miss Lauren HAD to have had some other surgery – other than just the lapband. I’m guessing the lapband didn’t work as planned because if that girl had lost THAT much weight… she would’ve lost a lot of her boob weight too. Something is up with the fact that she’s so huge on top and had lost a good big in the middle.
Not taking up for Lapband because well.. she’s Lapband, but I recently lost 23 pounds. I was 140 and I dropped down to 117, and my D cup remained the same. I thought I’d lose the bubbies, but they didn’t move!
I am reading this late and just shared this with my husband, “They are so close that when Chuckie gets gas, Lauren farts. “. I have a feeling we are going to be quoting this to each other for quite a while. Best laugh I have had in a while.
OH MY GOOD GOSH! Is this video for real? I mean it can’t be.
I don’t care who writes Tre’s blog. At least she has a blog, unlike Chucky who can’t be bothered to write it or even hire anyone to write it for her. Lazy POS!
Yeah, Mama. And what the hell is Lapband doing asking questions at the reuinion? What is next? Andy giving Albie a b.j. on stage? Good Lord, the unyfairness of it all. Why didn’t someone ask her how come it was never explained what febus meant and how we were going to feel really, really, stupid when it was shown this season. I hate this bitch.
I’m not surprised that Lap Band spoke. Bravo put Brianna on the show to out Vicky, so why wouldn’t they use Lap Band to go after Teresa? She’s probably the only woman on that stage with the balls to go after Teresa alone. The others operate as a pack or behind Teresa’s back.
Teresa had admitted to using a thesaurus so it doesn’t mean anything if she doesn’t remember what some of the meanings of random words are.
Chuckie goes nowhere without her posse!
It could have been really funny if, when Tre was clueless, someone asked Lauren to define them. Double fun. Maybe the whole lot of them! Go around the table. We are missing out on laughs because they are so narrow with their attack!
THAT would be TV gold!
I was thinking the same thing, FIFY. Lauren was laughed at by her whole family in season 1 for being such a stupid airhead. She doesn’t know how to read street signs. Her mom had to buy her a business to get her a$$ out of the pantry. Lauren, STFU!!!! You are the last person who should be questioning anyone’s intelligence!
That was a WWHL game when the Giudices were on the show. When they asked Andy what some of the words meant, he didn’t know!
If they’re going to call Tree out on her lack of intelligence, then they need to be fair and call EVERYONE out on that show.
ITA, donewith bravo. Hey, MeGo, how do you spell eggmit?
Chuckie called Lapband stoopid and an asshole so what does that say about how mama Don feels about her.Chuckie definately favors the boys especially Albie.My mom favored us 3 kids too.My oldest brother was son #1 next brother was son #2 and then there was me no #. Favortism is not good kids carry it with them always.
NeNe “Mouse” must think because she is black she is the next Oprah.The ghetto will come out in her for sure.Give her an Oscar/Tony/Grammy whatever she thinks she is or deserves in her small mind.She does not have the talent to talk to people above her level like real celebrities.Reality/D list people maybe.This temporary fame has exploded her pea brain head and motor/trash box mouth.
NeNe would keep it real…until the questions turned to her and her family. At that point the wigs and shoes would come off. The meltdowns would be funny. It’s just a matter of time until she quits, has a falling out with everyone on staff, or thinks she’s Wendy Williams.
It is interesting and telling which RH’s she’d chat with however.
I can’t even write anything because I’m soooooo pissed off Lauren was allowed to speak period at the reunion. She is nothing but a spoiled brat bully just like her mother.
I agree NonnaB- ridiculous that she was able to question anyone and that they would allow that. Why couldn’t Teresa’s friends come on then and call out the others? Oh wait- that would be fair to Teresa so of course that won’t happen…silly me….
Well, there’s still hope, we don’t know for sure if it’s a confirmed. Let’s hope the Huff Post is wrong. crossing fingers.
Agreed Nonna!! I have been looking forward to the reunion but sounds like Tree is gonna get gang banged again…and now Andy is letting even more people get in on the action.
What? Wait. Tre gets gang banged???
Hahahahaha! Silly HH! I bet you could do a heck of a photoshop masterpiece of that!!
Toxicaro’s face onto Ron ?’s whats his names greasy body. Ha ha aha haha…
I am furious.
We had The Brady Bunch…now we have The Lapband Loonies & princeAlbie
If Lauren is for real significantly on this reunion I quit Bravo forever. That is so pathetic. Lauren: get a real job. Get real friends your own age and stop making cosmetology as a profession look bad. For a makeup artist, Little Miss Lapband seems to always have the most innapropriate amount of eyeshadow on. I never thought I could hate a reality TV show character as much as I hate Lauren. She is so entitled for NO reason. All of those idiot Manzos are.
Yep, lapband Teresa is unintelligent and I STILL like her better then you. At least she pays someone to write her blog, Don Caro is too lazy to even do that. She doesn’t even write a blog anymore.
I am now filled with dread! If Lauren asks questions on the reunion, I am going to be sick. You know it was Chuckie’s plan to begin with. Dear Lord, I feel like Tre is the dog that just keeps getting kicked. RHoNJ used to be fun to watch! If I want to watch something so cruel I can just turn on the news.
I am starting to wish Teresa would quit, get a spinoff , something. That way I will be free and never ever have to watch that show again.
I agree. Imagine if Tre was gone… Jax would exploit her son and his autism, Chucky and her kids could peddle their BLK sludge, Froggy could show us how to bake and MeGo could pretend to be a pop star. Doesn’t that sound interesting? NOT! That show would tank. Without Tre they are all nothing.
Mandy is giving Lapband a shot @ honing in her interviewing skills.The avenues Mandy will go to promote the Spawns as breakout stars is sickening.All 3 Spawns C D’s are lazy and feel entitled because of the show.I guess Tree/MegHo and Frog Eyes kids deserve to interview next time .Fair is fair.Sorry no gay brother for Mandy to make google eyes at so no dice.Maybe that is why Stumpy shows his teenie weenie to intice Mandy and keep him on the show.Wonder if Mandy is a top or bottom or versitile in the sack.
Lauren is being shot at an angle as well, the boobies and face don’t scream major weightloss,
There would be no show without Teresa. LAUREN YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE
Is Lauren too dumb to realize the attention she is getting is negative? Are all the Manzoids this delusional?
Yes and yes
And yes, just so you are really sure.
The amount of finga pointin’ going on over there is disturbing. “If we just keep on pointin’, everyone will eventually believe us! And stay lookin’ da otha way.”
NeNe has as much business with a talk show as Lauren questioning Teresa at the reunion. She doesn’t read so a talk show isn’t in the cards for her-unless she finds guests who will discuss her family. She makes me lonesome for Ashley. At least Ashley put Jacqueline in her place at every turn. Teresa is why RHONY didn’t go the way of that D.C. crap.