REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK Recap
Season Five Episode Fifteen… “All I Ever Wanted”
by Sandi Duffy
When last we left off with The Real Housewives of New York, Aviva Drescher was proving how completely batshit crazy she really is. The woman makes Ramona look sane. Why do I think that somewhere in Hollywood, Fran Drescher is speed dialing her PR team to separate herself as much as possible from this nightmare that married into her family?
The girls trip now includes Reid and Russ. Carole and Russ and Aviva and Reid are all planning to have dinner together. I’m going to say it again; I would be seriously pissed if significant others showed up on my girls trip.
Ramona doesn’t know what white trash is. I guess she’s never watched that Honey Boo Boo show (oh yeah, I totally went there). As Ramona and Sonja google white trash, the chef looks like he’s trying not to laugh his ass off listening to these two morons.
Ramona corners Carole about the two couples going out to dinner. I like Carole, but she is pissing me off in this episode. Uh oh, here comes crazy Aviva. I blame Carole this time. Having the two couples go out to dinner leaves out everyone else.
Aviva gets all judgmental because a lot of partying is going on. Um, yeah, that’s what a girls trip is all about. I tend to drink my weight in Vodka when I go away with my girlfriends. If some bitch on our trip was judging me, I’d be pissed. Who cares if Ramona and Sonja are drinking and partying? Are they hurting anyone?
Aviva pulls a whole Jack Nicholson “You can’t handle the truth!” Really, Aviva?
Aviva goes on about how hard it was for her to get on the little plane again. I have since discovered that there is a ferry that can get her to St. Barths.
Aviva thinks they didn’t want Reid there because then they can’t pick up men in bars. Only Luann and Sonja did that. And who cares? Luann and Sonja are slutty. Everyone knows that. Aviva is a judgmental bitch and with that perv of a father, I can’t believe she is commenting on other people’s sexual behavior. And I can’t look at her over-processed dried out hair or that horrid overbite anymore. Go away, Aviva.
The ladies all go out to lunch and everyone looks miserable. Aviva announces she’s not in St. Barths to dance on tables and party. THEN GO HOME! Heather basically tells Aviva to STFU, in a nice way. I am liking Heather on this trip.
Aviva goes on and on about the plane trip. Ramona goes to the bathroom. Luann TTCs that Aviva likes to talk about her phobias. As Aviva goes on about the plane, Carole gets upset because talking about the plane reminds her of the John Kennedy Jr. plane crash. Aviva says she doesn’t want it to be all about her anxieties because it’s embarrassing. Heather TTCs that Aviva says she doesn’t want to be it about her anxieties, but she always talks about it. THANK YOU, HEATHER!
Aviva and Carole go to a place where the fish eat the dead skin off their feet. Isn’t that illegal here? Gross. So a woman who is afraid of everything lets fish eat the dead skin off her feet. I don’t have anxieties and am not afraid of much (snakes, that’s it), and I would never let fish eat the dead skin off my feet. That has to be so unsanitary.
Heather just discovered that the couples are going out and the other ladies aren’t invited. Now Heather is getting pissed, too. In this season‘s biggest shocker, I think Heather has just joined Team Ramona. Ramona announces she has the runs and heads to the bathroom. Is Sonja going to pass gas now?
I have decided that I loathe Aviva so much, I am also joining Team Ramona. First I’m siding with Joe Guidice on RHONJ, now I’m Team Ramona.
I give Heather credit for approaching Carole and Aviva about being left out of the dinner plans. She doesn’t talk about them, she talks TO them. Aviva totally ruined this trip.
Back at the house, Sonja is hitting on the chef. Get to him before Luann this time, Sonja. Aviva doesn’t get that Sonja bringing home a man and having sex with him totally makes it a girls trip. It’s not a girls trip if someone doesn’t get laid. Listen, Aviva, you take the guy home at 2 am and he’s out by 7 am. It totally doesn’t interfere with the dynamic…and it gives everyone something to talk about.
Aviva tells Sonja she’s a bad example to her daughter. Like Aviva and her craziness is a good role model for her kids. Oh wait, she went to Vassar, law school and speaks several languages.
Sonja tells Aviva that she’s going to call Reid and tell him to take the package home. That’s a good one.
I also have to comment here that while Carole plays the widow card a lot, isn’t it weird that she is having sex with another man where she has a lot of memories with her late husband? I mean, I’m not judging, but I can’t eat at my favorite restaurant or go to a Springsteen concert because I have strong memories with my husband, never mind take another man to these places.
Reid calls the ladies overweight. WTF Reid? There is not an overweight woman on this show and that’s a really shitty thing to say. Reid and Aviva are a match made in hell.
Aviva tells Heather, “you are a much stronger person than me.” Who isn’t Aviva?
Luann kisses Aviva’s ass and makes a toast to her for getting to the island. The ladies
are all getting ready to go to Russ’s concert. Ramona and Sonja blow it off. That was kind of rude, but I get on their last night they don’t want to be around Aviva the downer. You know what would be great, if Kelly showed up at the last minute.
When the ladies get back from the concert, Ramona and Sonja are loaded, obnoxious and rude. In one scene, you can really see the bruises on Sonja and I’m repulsed. Were those from Tomas? At least she admits to it, unlike the Countess, who plays all innocent.
Aviva TTCs that Sonja reminds her of Anna Nicole Smith and for the first time, I agree with something she says.
The ladies all jump in the pool with their clothes on (except for Sonja, who takes all her clothes off before jumping in).
Next week, Luann tries to make it up to Jacques that she cheated on him.
WHAT IS REALING GOING ON?
Aviva needs to STFU and mind her own business and leave Sonja alone. At least Sonja is not married to a THIEF!!
Boy, was that an interesting episode, or what???? It irks me to hear Sonja or Ramona referring to this trip as a “girls’ trip”. Carole clearly stated what it was at that initial luncheon.
I agree with every word written here and I cannot stop laughing.
I agree with every word too, and I used to like Aviva and couldn’t stand Ramona.and now it’s the other way around. Aviva did make Ramona look sane, and now I’m on Team Ramona. Aviva expected all the other ladies to kiss the ground she and Reid walked on just because he got her there. I couldn’t believe the way Aviva was behaving. Now I think Ramona’s cool, and I really like Heather too. Heather reminds me so much of my favorite cousin.
Re: “Having the two couples go out to dinner leaves out everyone else.”
Look how quickly Aviva and Reid managed to isolate Carole. That’s what swindlers do. Aviva is kissing Carole’s arse big time. If Sonja were still Mrs. Morgan, Aviva would be kissing her arse too.
Ditto word for word! PTs been kissing up to Carole from day one, and if sahnja invited PT to the Morgan home or yacht or whatever, PT would be there 30 minutes early with GIFTBAG in hand. It’s killing PT she’s married to a penniless nobody………aaahhhhhhhhh.
Carole is annoying, playin too cool,and obviously on the show just to raise her profile thanx to Miss Andy’s hand holding. And it’s easy for her, no one is taking shots @her.
PT has been quoted as saying something [like] Ramona and Sahnja were swimming nude deliberately to seduce Reid……….wake up call PT who the H*LL wants to get Reid’s attention, THIEF and all. Her anna Nicole smith comment was point on , but oh so cruel, typical PT. She obviously has it out for Sahnja it’s very clear. Loved how they zoomed in on sahnjas a**! And then sahnja made her dig about PT resenting all her yachts,even though it’s “not her fault”. If you hadn’t lost it all in the divorce she and Reid would be plotting some scheme to steal them from you anyway! Jealous much PT?
I knew Carol would find a way to bring up the Kennedy’s. So awkward.
My feelings on Carole are still out there, can’t quite put my finger on it. I don’t know if I am the only one that doesn’t think she is that attractive, cute body, yes but her face is not that pretty IMO, seems everyone is singing her praises and I don’t see it.
I don’t find her face attractive either, and her alignment w PT is vomit inducing
you know you are my favorite blogger, your blog killed it! i almost threw up in my mouth everytime Aviva appeared on the screen. Kelly and her gumdrops and lollipops looks like she rule the world next to Aviva’s uptight,self obsorbed,with a leg up her azz. I kept saying to the tv “Please Go Away” (ok now aviva has altered my mental stability) Great Blog!
This is also the first time we get a little insight into what a TWAT and weasel Reid is.
Overweight , fat , old ……huh? Really reid? No man would speak that way about women, you’d think having a disfigured wife would have made him somewhat more sensitive to appearances.
That comment (“overweight”) was perplexing. His own cousin is quite shapely and I don’t think she’d appreciate hearing that. Besides that, who the heck is “overweight” in this show? Ramona looks pregnant sometimes with her booze-belly, but no one is bigger than a size 6. He’s a moron.
exactly. jerk.
Agree! Reid’s married to a monster. What a thieving little bitch.
Reid or Aviva?
Sonja’s behavior was disgusting and gross. She is a horrible example for her daughter. He daughter will be watching that epidso one day. The one where mommy got drunk and then had sex with a guys she just met AFTER he had sex with another women on the same trip. It is so sad to watch her spiral down this way. Each season she gets wierder and wierder. Aviva has her own ridiculous issues but she was right about Sonja’s behavior.
I agree lurknomore, Aviva is self centered and extremely annoying, as is Ramona. All of this BS from Ramona and Sonya about this being a girls trip is just not true. And for Sonya and Ramona to blow off the concert so that they could go back to the house and get drunk really stinks! I think that Aviva did say something right, Sonya is like Nicole Smith, married a rich old man and let it all slip through her fingers. Sonja does talk about going on a lot of “Girls Trips” while she was married. I wonder if Mr. Morgan caught her cheating and dumped her??? I also think that Sonja is a legend in her own mind. Sonja really acts like a middle aged drunken slut!
I felt badly for Carol. She really tried hard to make this a wonderful trip for everyone. She made it clear in the beginning that one of her primary reasons for this trip was to spend time with Russ. Aviva going on and on for days about the small plane and it crashing into water was highly insensitive! Even LuLu seemed genuinely nice and trying to enjoy all of the women and stay out of the nonsense and fighting.
I really like and enjoy Carole and Heather. They are fun to watch and act like mature, interesting women!
@KateH Actually, Sahnja had just suffered a miscarriage when her husband served her with divorce papers. Oh, and, he was sleeping with her best friend. Then she got whacked with a lawsuit and her husband has been jerking her around on her settlement. Then she lost the lawsuit and is now scrambling to pay the 7 million dollar judgement against her.
They blew off the concert to avoid the drama..and they blew off most of dinner for the same…no one comments how the others blew off lunch..on the last day. What show did you watch?
xandi, I ask you the same question…..what show did you watch??
Most of the drama originated with Sahnja and Ramona, complaining about Russ being on the trip, even though Carole had Clearly Told Them all (at the luncheon) that seeing Russ and going to his concert, was a primary reason for Carole going on this trip!
Then, PT and Reid arrived and PT became a complete lunatic! MORE Drama!
I think that Carole agreed to the couples dinner as a way to spend time with Russ, without the other women going crazy and getting drunk and dramatic and ruining the dinner and also to allow the “Ladies” to have a ladies dinner or to do whatever they wanted to do.
I think that Ramoaner and Sahnja blew off the concert to Cause More Drama and to do what hey love best, which is to get drunk!
Funny how all the ladies that attended the concert had a Great Time! Meantime, Sahnja was totally wasted with Ramoaner close behind!
Adio, Has any of this actually been backed up by any proof? As for the 7M lawsuit, This judgment was the result of yet one more Bad Business Decision on the part of Sonja, the result of Sonja’s attempt at becoming a Hollywood Producer. Of course, Sahnja blaims all of these trouble on “Travolta” backing out of the deal. Also, we have witnessed multiple times how Sahnja LOVES to sleep around, are allegations of her Ex cheating actually a pot calling the kettle black? Sahnja has also talked a lot about how she loved taking trips with girlfriends and also traveling without her husband. As for the miscarriage…..I just do not know if I believe this story???? If it is true, I am sorry for her loss.
Whatever the truth to these stories are, Sahnja needs to move forward and accept that she is no longer able to live the life of a “Morgan.” The whole “Toaster Oven”, idea is not going to bring in any substantial income. It is time for Sahnja to get real and go to rehab!
Interesting. How do you know that?
Aviva is nobody to judge Sonja or anyone else. Who cares if Sonja goes on vacation and gets drunk and has sex? Do you think she was the only one on the island doing that? And to compare her to Anna Nicole Smith was ridiculous because Smith was a drug addict for years, and that’s what caused her downward spiral, not her divorce from Marshall.
Aviva needs to worry about her own issues: her incredible anxiety, her perverted father, and her thief husband.
And Sonja is drunk which is causing her downward spiral.
If anything Sonja reminds me of Blanche from Streetcar of desire. Sonja is harmless and does go out of her way to make everyone feel comfortable. The worst thing she has done was cut Cindy no name out of her vacation photos. Sonja has made it known she is coping with the loss of her marriage and lifesyle as she knew it. She wouldn’t be the first or the last to deal with it the way she does. I say it’s a job for Doctor No Socks not Avivia.
Cin, I have said that soooooo many times Sonja=Blanche. Sonja is sad, tragic and living a little in the past but not mean spirited. I think her drinking is concerning but I think in the end she will pull it together, at least I hope she will.
By the way, if Sonja is Anna Nichole Smith then PT is Joan Crawford in real life or Bette Davis in “What ever happened to Baby Jane” as a movie reference.
I was thinking more,like Linda Blair In the exorcist or jack Nicholson in the shining
Let’s be fair both Joan and Betty Davis would have put her to shame in the looks department at the same age. I can see Avivia screaming” no wire hangers” though.
I could see her waving an ax saying “IIIIIMMMMMMM HEEEERRREEEEEE”, and she foams at the corner of her mouth daily.
I think your right, when that mask slips, it’s scary! How about that TTC thing she says about calling them “white trash”. She quotes Rush Limbough and then smiles like she is evil. There is something sooo wrong about this woman.
Like the “JOKER” evil, her scummy father has that same wicked smile
What disturbs me most is that she goes straight for the juggler. I still am really from her tweets to Sonja and Ramona regarding their marriages because they didn’t want Reid to come on the trip. Talk about over kill.
I forgot to mention it didn’t seem to bother her to attack their families.
that is what I ment by her mask slipping. She gets so nasty so fast and she uses corse language. It’s like that is the real Aviva and the careful polished “I went to Vasser” Facade is quickly thrown up and taken down at will. Can you imagine what a scary Mom she is?
I love Tennessee Williams. I named my dog, Stella, after the character from ‘Streetcar Named Desire’. I yell for her just like Marlon Brando in the movie. I also have a Maggie the cat, named after Maggie from ‘Cat on a Hot Tin Roof’.
Poor Sonja, I mean Blanche, such a tragic character.
Sonja is totally Blanche! I have a Maggie the Cat too, Ana!
in the first episode that they were in st barths, sonja knew tomas. Remember? She has prolly slept with him before.
Oooooh va fa yea, didn’t catch that, sahnja prolly did, so Luann as always gets sahnjas seconds just like Harry . Not the other way around this time as we had thought.
i definitely see sonja on a down hill spiral. I think her child support income is keeping her afloat for the time being. She realizes this won’t last forever. Kinda feel sorry for her in that aspect.
Reid likes the pencil thin women like PT that you can drive a freight train between their legs.PT talked about all the men and sex yet she ran around nearly naked once she came out all those layers of hot plane clothes.
Is Reid a “thief?” If so, please do tell!
Yes he is, Reid the SH post from last week
Is Aviva a closet pill head? I ask because she seems mighty judgmental about “partying” Makes it a point to say she dont drink. Like .. overkill on it… like ….
I know….like pot and kettle?
Also alcoholic mother issue
She was soooo quick to say “I dont need a xanax. I just need my husband” spoken just like someone who needs plenty-o-xanax and knows just how to use her “anxieties” to get them. Someone needs to tell her she is not in the doctor’s office anymore so she can kindly cut da crap.
She’s always projecting, even the anna Nicole smith comment, and sahnja letting her rich husband slip thru her fingers……..flashback DUMPED at ALTAR JAMAICA…….and so much more w PT
mmmmm.interesting. Lets hook Sonja up for a one night hump n dump with the Jamaica groom. Project THAT PT. teehee
She sure seemed drugged out when she got off that plane. Yesterday I had a procedure done on my spine where they have to poke needles into it and inject dye so they can see whats going on. It was very painful and nerve wracking so they give you valium to start with and then when they are finished the put something else into the I.V. for the pain. I walked into the waiting room afterward and aimlessly wandered past my own Father who was waiting on me! I swear I looked just like PT! You have to be pretty doped up to act like that.
With or without it she’s a monster
SonJa should sell t-shirts with
“Hello, welcome to my trailer. I can have fun” on them. She was soooo funny tonight.
or
“my mouth is money” I liked that one too.
Yeah! What did she really mean by that?
My BJs catch rich old men?
Ha! So that’s how her mouth is a cash register.
lol
She got peeps I reckon.
Prolly due to all her Feel-a-Throbic endeavors.
It means what she SAYS is true and as real as money, as in “you can take it to the bank.” She is saying she is honest in response to Aviva’s ridiculous “double dealer” comment. Aviva confused Sonja’s diplomacy with Ramona in the past for being two faced, or a double dealer. In other words, Aviva may be well educated; but she certainly isn’t smart.
We got it taco, but her choice of words were a bit odd, and we had fun with it here.
oops, guess I’m a little slow to pick up on things! duh!
I agree Made!
“if our picture is there, then we will know it’s true”
straight face and everything.
Or this gem:
“poor white people that go against authority”
Inviting the girls and having a girls weekend (or week) is two different things. I thought I heard Carole say she didn’t care who came. If the husbands wanted to come than they could come. She is not the “headmaster”. Many women do not like going on vacation without their husbands, I am one of them. I don’t care if someone has a one night stand, But I am lazy, and appriciate the fact that I don’t have to even roll over to see who I am having sex with. If they would stop making dumb rules up about things like that maybe everyone could enjoy themselves. A big group going on vacation do not have to spend every minute together. When I lived in Vegas, I did not go out every night with my company, I would give them my jeep or let tem know which taxi was better. Some friends I just stayed home and made breakfast and a lite dinner maybe. They are not in high-school. St. Barts is small, but a lot to do. JUst like when some leave early and go home and other stay out to catch up with their long lost Italian friends.(really LuAnn!)
None of them are best friends. Except Ramona and Sonja, and they need to go out together;. Maybe Ramona gets upset about girls night, because her husband does not want to go and this way she can act like she is just out with the girls. She needs to have a place to do that dance she does to every piece of music.
Oh I gotta tell yall something. My momma called me tonight during the show. The NY bunch is the only ones she will watch on her own. I make her watch the others when she is here:) Anyway, she told me to post this song for Avivia from Sonja. So this is from my momma yall
Lol, your mama knows what’s up! We need to send PT’s cra cra butt somewhere far from my TV!
I know right. When she told Ramona to watch her tone or sumpin like that I was like.. WHAAA? And I usually cant handle Ramoner but PT has managed to make me like Ramoner.
Odd that Heather had just been talked down to for calling Ramoner a crazy person by Ms. Queen Crazy herself before the trip.
Love this song!
you had me at ‘matchbox 20′.
lol i thought the very same thing when sonja said made that remark.
Kinda of funny with this being a “Girls’ Trip” that there were male staff all around including doing Ramonster’s hair. No women staff just men lots of men.Bravo paid for the trip not Carole so the more the merrier meaning drama.
good point susie
I think when they say “Girls’ Trip” they mean no husbands or bf’s. When couples are on vacation they hang out as couples. When it’s just the girls or just the guys you get to bond with your friends more. I get where Ramonja were coming from.
Carol,
Here’s your assignment next time you are with PT
Thank you,
Made
Right? She’s gonna need a lot! Or just bake her some special brownies.
Yeah she would prolly have to trick her into it. hells bells just roofie that chick and stick her in a trunk so everyone could get some peace.
Winner, winner chicken dinner we have a plan! Now who’s going to do it? Not it!
lol. Not it neither. Guess this means Girlfriend is up to bat. bahahahahaha Say, no word on them gift bags yet? What’s in them? Got to get that info.
Hand sanitizer, sunscreen, water, and Viva paper towels
bahaha. What no gas masks?
didn’t someone hold up a sarong? I think that’s what was in the bag.
I LOVE this!!!
If any of these people ever had a REAL crisis they could not handle it. (Carole excepted)
Except for being forced to be together for the show’s sake, these women have no reason to travel together. I have to say that Heather seems the most clear headed of the bunch. She is more “live and let live” than any of them including Sonja, Ramona or Carole. Unfortunately, we had to see them all in not the best light. In reality, most people show discretion in what they allow others, especially strangers, to know about themselves.
This was not Carole’s trip to host! Bravo did indeed pay for this trip! Just like they paid for Heather to invite everybody BUT Ramona to her London Penthouse Vacation!! I’d like to think that she is smarter and stronger than what she appeared to be on this trip. She whined a lot about her past and, for wanting to be private…well, there was a camera crew taping and you spoke in a confessional for the whole world to see about the painful memories associated with St. Barts! You kind of lose the private memories there, Carole! Her coddling Aviva and segregating the group even more was annoying! Even Heather called her out on that! She was so ready to jump PT’s defense even when PT was instigating everything! I loved when Sonja told her off at lunch for speaking on everybody’s behalf concerning PT!!!
Kudos to Heather for declining the last minute invite to join the couples’ dinner. Sonja can just remind Aviva she can’t be that bad if she was good enough for her father.
The gift bags appeared to have a coverup or something sheer in them.I saw a glimpse of one with a name tag.Probably something pool related as light/empty as the bags were.PT did not go on and on about getting thank yous for the gift bags.Kinda skipped over them.
PT’s dad is a perfect example of trash. How can she be appalled by Sonja’s sluttiness and think it’s hi-larious when her dad makes references to squirting o’s? Sonja’s behavior is sad. But PT is plain mean and crazier than Kelly on her worst day.
Ah HA! Tallulah, your comment just made me realize something- — PT is pissed as hell that Sonja didn’t bang her daddy; but did sleep with someone in St. Barths! I mean, why was it OK to set Sonja up as a one nighter with PT’s pervy old man, but not OK for Sonja to get some from a fun young pirate?
I think PT has some SERIOUS Daddy issues, matey! AARRRGGGHHHH!
If any of us had George for a father we would have Daddy issues too!
Aha! You have said exactly what I
to call others white trash? Hell, most people love honey boo boo but they would hate ugly Aviva’s dadio!
thought during the show! That dad is trash, pure and simple! Who in hell is the PAPER TOWEL
What would be excellent would be to put PT, Ramona, Kelly, Jill, Simon and his wife (can’t remember her name), Nene, Tamara, Vicki,and the Manzo clan. Actually all the NJ people and do a Real Housewifes Survivor but of course call it Scary Island Part 2 and see what happens. Actually put all the HF’s from all seasons and pull a Hungar Games on them. Now that would be entertainment. I could see PT sneaking up on all the unmarried couples having perhaps an intimate moment to themselves then pulling out her bows and arrows and screaming “Your not married” and wiping them out. Then gently putting portraits of her family, like the ones in their Miami Beach condo, and saying “Its supposed to be like this you white trash”. That would be some big times ratings for that self centered PT, only of course if you rolled out the red carpet kissed Reid’s feet then threw her a party.
I watch PT and cringe..she is always saying she hates to make her phobias an issue. But all she does is make her phobias an issue. She doesnt like to talk about the one leg..all she does is talk about the one leg..I cant stand her. I have heard about the “ACCIDENT” toooooo much! And her husband is creepy. Calling the woman names really put himself out there as the mean boy. I cannot believe she asked wheres my welcome banner…what a nutcase. I wish she had not come down. She ruined a good week. And her father sums up white trash to a T. I bet Fran is in shock!
I am getting where i only like Ramona and Sonja. Heather is getting tolerable. And im sick of the countess (really hoped she was canned) and Carole ugh she is so wishy washy and does not stand up for her friends, and the Kennedy thing..odd. Hate name droppers.
Sonja is a single woman and can do what she likes.. She is not a druggie and obviously does not drink a lot. Ramona is just sweet and outspoken..its a package.
Sonja doesn’t drink a lot? Are you watching the same show as the rest of us?
LOL – I was thinking the same thing Prez. ALso, Ramona sweet?? Not so much.
They should put up a banner like PT wanted. Apparenty she wants her heroics (i.e., doing anything normal no matter how small) to be marked with a ticker tape parade. I wudda liked to see them make a banner that said like” Aviva made a boom boom in the big girl potty all by herself today. Rah Rah Aviva!”. Jeepers! And I have to call BS on her “owning” her shortcomings. She owns up to nothing, zero, zip. All her phobies are”not her fault.” She owns up to nothing. And Reid? Overweight old women? Overweight? Really?
Errg! kh
LOL – she would probably love a banner everytime she went in the big girl potty! Reid’s dork ass has no bizness judging anyone’s appearance. He’s just as much a creep and PT.
Poor Heather. I felt really bad for her. She was the only sane person there and Carole made her feel really left out. I like Carole but the whole double date night with PT and her dorkalicious hubby was RUDE. I don’t get why Carole seems to like PT so much? It’s odd.
I LOVED Sonja telling PT off: “My mouth is money! You’ll see where your ass will be!” LOL
Ramonja googling the white trash definition was priceless! Didn’t love seeing Sonja so wasted though. When she was blow drying herself in that red dress – oy vey! Not a pretty sight.
Did I seriously hear PT say she thought Ramona should have made her a welcome banner? LMAO! She is certifiable.
Yes, that blow drying herself scene was particularly disturbing. I kept praying they’d get it over with before she did the next pass over the boobs… but no such luck…
I thought she was trying to get the wrinkles out of her dress without having to iron.
Maybe, but she kept focusing on her boobs and crotch areas like she was trying to dry them. It was gross.
I really like Sonja. She’s one of those larger than life people who must have drama and decadence in their lives. I find that entertaining.
But I wish she would get sloppy drunk. She goes from sexy and funny to messy and sad real quick.
I thought that as well, forblogs.
Love the blog…and I find that I am agreeing with Joe Guidice and Ramonja this season. I love how Joe always asks for his wine even when at the winery or Tre’s sparkling wine launch. As far as Sonja unraveling, I guess a 7M settlement would do that.
This episode was a train wreck. Everyone annoyed me except Heather. Up till now I did not like Heather. But, in this episode she was the sane voice of reason. Sonja and Romona are drunks and I have no pity for them. They are acting like nitwits. To say they are acting like school girls is to insult schood girls. If PT wants to scold them I really could not care less. PT is all about me and needs to be shut up (except when she goes head to head with the crazy twins…they deserve all the grief. ) Carole disappointed me in this episode. She should have invited all of the girls for dinner. Extending the invitation after she had already made the date with Reid and PT was not classy. I, like the rest of the girls, would not have accepted. Who wants to be a second thought. Lu Ann, well, who cares? She is the snake in the grass…always was and always will be….
I want to know what Sonja and Capt. Jack were up to in the garden that she ended up with bruises? LOL I can just picture them throwing each other around!
like i always say; carole and heather gangsta chic cool girls. called it from day one.
still my favs. please get rid of aviva, i did not think anyones voice could be louder or more
annoying than ramona’s. sonja, just saddddd.
Hate to say this…but, I would hate to be married to Aviva…OMG….poor guy….. wonder if he knows that he’s an enabler. Doesn’t seem to me, that she loves him for the right reasons. Hope she does. Sonja….met her match. She’s good at talking down to people, now the shoe is on the other foot. Here’s hoping that she gets a grip on her drinking…hanging around with a drunk like Ramona isn’t a good thing. Drunks like hanging around with people that will drink with them….Ramona is in big denial about her alcoholism
Yea like the pecking order thing with Cindy whatever
Sonja said that the pecking order thing was about bringing Cindy on to the show. That was more about not biting the hand that feeds you. Not all that different from what NE NE was trying to say to Sheree.
I’m sorry, but who the hell is PT?
Because I am in Australia I have to obtain my housewives online and the picture is not always great. Could someone with a better image than me please tell me – was Heather wearing pantyhose on the beach? Is that a thing? It looked like her legs had that glow that pantyhose give you and her toes looked webbed
hmmmm…..I didn’t notice that, but since no one replied, I promise I will look closed the next time it replays and get back to you…..I know how those things can run over and over in your head till you get the answer.
I think Ramona got along with Heather in St. Barth’s because Heather never had time to flash her alpha-male threatening Cheshire-cat GRIN (while her eyes target your brain.) Lots of bloggers warmed up to Heather after St. Barth’s. Probably because she didn’t threaten us with her teeth-baring smile.