REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: What We Know About The RHONJ Reunion… UPDATE: Andy Cohen “Has A Headache”…

September 8, 2012  11:30 am   4:00 pm

Guests on tomorrow’s WWHL will be Teresa Giudice and Perez Hilton…


 Real Housewives of New Jersey… Season Three Reunion… created by “Housewife Hoe“!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey’s reunion taping took place, according to many reports, on Friday.

NOTE: With all the questions and the many loose ends, the reunion taping would need more than TWO days!  But, let’s move on…down the rabbit hole!!

From all accounts, the taping started at 11 am …

  RHONJ reunion…

A twitter poster by the name @catherinemary17 posted this on her twitter page:

  • Just spoke 2 a friend in AC who ran into @carolinemanzo @JacLaurita J telling PERFECT STRANGERS Joe cheats wtf
  • YES she is BIG j fan she brought up 2 J-J said been going on 4 YEARS
  • its gross nomatterwhat were friends once shes telling stranger #RHONJ
  • she also asked C if still friends w/Mel C responded “so so”
  • Well they just walked into start taping all HW, Rosie & Lauren NOT w/them no surprise @joegorga & Chris @ table
  • getting blo by blo my friend in same hotel fans tried to get pics Kathy told them “No, running late 4 reunion”

@CatherineMary17 later posted a picture that her friend took with Caroline Manzo (though she cut the friend out of the picture). 

Also, @NaughtyNiceRob made a few posts about the reunion:

  • producers put the housewives they want the most next to Andy
  • it’s war
  • she’s strong lady can handle herself [when asked about Teresa]
  • They are still taping the reunion of #RHONJ started hair and makeup this am at 8:00am. Long day. Free booze flowing
  • they are not Teresa fans
  • best ever [When asked: " is it like last year reunion or worst for Teresa?]
  • It’s ended! This is going to be the best Real Housewife reunion ever! Even the crew need a drink after this!

                           Photo from “MsPriscillaNYC”…

Melissa’s sister, Lysa Simpson, wrote this on her twitter page:

  • Yes, it’s 3:54 am & I’m at the noodle bar @the Borgata hotel in AC REFLECTING on all I learned tonite BOTTOM LINE I’ll never give up my fam

The New Jersey HouseHusbands also made their appearance on the reunion…  From Rich Wakile: “Hard at work @joegorga @chris_laurita and me!!!

NOTE:  The two New Jersey Housewives who have the MOST to say to each other will be seated closest to each other.  MissAndy could not have seated Tree and DonCaro on the same sofa to prevent possible physical outbursts!  Therefore, DonCaro and Tree would logically be seated on either side of MissAndy.  As mentioned previously, the “Seating Arrangement Theory” has been dispelled. 

             RHONY reunion… using the “Seating Theory,” LuAnnie should be gone; Jillz should still be a NY Housewife!

(Thanks to SH readers “MC” and “cybraxis”!!)

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374 comments on “REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY: What We Know About The RHONJ Reunion… UPDATE: Andy Cohen “Has A Headache”…

    • Including the men means having to listen to Joe G talk about his d*ck.

      You know he would just love to take Tarzan out, right on stage.

        • The men ruined this season for me. I am not a prude but watching Joey and Richie in a machismo contest all season was disgusting. Joey flashing Tarzan who isn’t a Tarzan but an eeny weeny was gross and inappropriate. Far worse were the really nasty comments aimed at Teresa. Family? Are you kidding me?

        • All brawn and no brain gets BORING really fast! A one night stand or two with a Neanderthal might be fun, but a lifetime? No Way!!

    • Stacey,
      If we are lucky, Tre really is a sociopath and she won’t give a shit! The whole reunion will be like telling an atheist they are going to hell. Caroline has bored the crap out of me with the same issues over and over. Someone give that lady a real job, lover and some soft scrub for that orange tan before next season starts.

    • All I can ask is NOT 2 Watch it live PLEASE record it if you are a Teresa Fan, They BRAVO & Andy do not like her Andy has been pissed from the time Teresa Shoved him when “D” said ALL the stuff that Missy TOLD her 2 years ago, Oh but as Jacks says that is in the past no big deal????? Why are the men on ANDY BROVO WHAT ARE YOU DOING???????? Please record the 1st on they live & die with the ratings. Thanks Team Teresa & Team GET JACKS SOME HELP, *Not kidding on that one….

      • I am starting to get worried that Dina and Danielle will come on, but not to support Tre. Didn’t Danielle say/tweet that Joe Gorga would have a chance to tell his story?
        Dina, she foreshadowed it by saying if my sister ever need me I would be there. Andy said truth is stranger than fiction when asked about the reunion.

        • Yeah. I thought of that too. I think that was a tweet by Danielle a long time ago about miniJoe when she was fighting with T. Back then, she wanted minJoe and Melissa to expose T. Then she changed her mind when Melissa blamed her (Danielle) for the contact the two had after season two . And dina has always said that she and chuck will be ok some day. As for Andy, I think he has attended too many of chucks seminars on how to speak in metaphors.

        • I totally believe Danielle would support Teresa and probably Dina too so those are obviously not recent tweets. Danielle has more recently said that Teresa was the only one to keep her promise for the truce at the end of season two reunion. And I don’t care WHAT happens, if it came down to choosing sides between Caroline and Teresa, I would bet every dime that I have that Danielle would pick Teresa 100 out of 100 times. I also don’t think Dina would do anything to hurt Teresa. Teresa has been her ONLY supporter when it comes to her HGTV show. I can picture her being neutral possibly, but I can also imagine her sticking up for Teresa… it all depends on the topic.

          • May be irrelevant but Teresa has really surprised me. I wasn’t all that impressed with her season 1 and possibly Tre did not stand out as much as Dina, Jax and Danielle.
            Teresa has made mistakes but moves forward and shows personal progress. She truly has triumphed in the face of crazy adversity. Tre has not let her mistakes and her past define who she is today. It is admitable that she has lived up to her promise to Danielle.
            Jax has shown her true colors and is the complete polar opposite of who she claims to be. I expected better from Jax but she is petty, conniving and a shit stirrer. At a time she should be focused on her son why is she still hell bent on Teresa’s marriage? Discussing it with total strangers. Why would anyone ever confide in or be friends with that raving loon.

            • IMO They’re all shit stirrers! The HWNJ is the all out, fist fight, table flipping, curse spewing, housewives show. Bravo has a vested interest in keeping all the grudges going. Bravo stages each situation to bring out the conflict. They’re all Bravo employees so everyone gets paid to stir the great poo pot. Tre included. It’s how they all keep their place on the show.

  1. The picture of Caroline……OMG. She always looks like she’s gone from bad to worse.

    She looks like that over tanned lady that has been on the news!

    • Scientific Journal, September 8, 2012:

      Subject: Caroline Manzo
      Objective: Turning a New Jersey Housewife into the mythical creature the Ompa Lumpa

      Subject is responding positively to Ompa Lumpa treatments and is exhibiting the following symptoms:
      1.While subject is still quite large she views herself as tiny like an ompa lumpa and has even undergone a lapband surgery to make herself even smaller.
      2.Subject gives long winded advice that can sometimes verg on threatening, while she still does not do it in the singing form as a true ompa lumpa would she is relentless none the less.
      3.Subject favors hairstyles that could that were favored by our founding fathers while it is not neon green it is neon orange so we are moving in the right direction.
      4.Lastly and possibly most encouraging,the subject’s skin has turned bright orange.
      Hopefully we are closing in on a a permanent solution. Once the transformation is complete she will no longer qualify as a housewife and will leave our airwaves forever! Only time will tell

  2. Looks as though she has no bra on either and her boobs are down at her waist.

    Bras, Caroline. After 50 they are a must. Invest in a good one, you cheap thing.

  3. Caroline looks like a man in drag, especially without makeup! Her hair is way too light for her coloring. Ick. Tree’s chestbones are sticking out in that ugly green dress. Either she lost a lot more weight or it’s the angle, but it looks pretty ugly to see your whole chestplate and see two spheres sitting atop of it all, like little melons. BAD LOOK. She’s a mommy–cover up the nips, lady! Eew!!!!!!!!!!!

    Bravo is trying desperately to get viewers to tune in, even though this has been the most degrading, disgusting season ever. There is no resolution. They’re all idiots.

    • I have real boobs and my “chestbone” shows when i wear lowcut dresses w no bra. I see those kind of criticisms all the time online in reference to petite celebs & all i have to say is don’t be a hater. Some dresses look better without a bra so what are those of us who are thin w boobs supposed to do? Dress like nuns?? Teresas dress is actually quite flattering for her wide shoulders & figure. And I hate to compliment Jac, but i’m glad that crazy made her hair dark again she looked effin rediculious with all that blonde.

        • I have horrible eyesight, but is that your middle finger? Hahahaha. I have the same thing, it happens when your thin and in good shape, no fat.

          • Oh no, index and middle, but now that you have mentioned it, it does look like a middle finger salute. Must change that. There is no shame in our chest bone accessory! Never knew it was a bad thing until all the media started making fun of celebs for it. I also have to defend Teresa’s dress because the angle of the pose makes her dress slide down, and who hasn’t had a top that misbehaves from time to time. That whole NJ crew has some curious taste in attire though. Missy did not throw out her clothes from Lookers 2002.

      • Imo never thought T had wide shoulders,wider hips?yes.Jax is large on top,skinny on bottom.In pics where its not full body,she looks overweight-then you see her legs and think otherwise.Teresa looks stunning in that dress I have to agree.

      • 1. I’m not a hater. 2. I’m thin with naturally huge boobs. HOWEVER, as a mom, I’d never wear a dress or shirt that’s cut an 1″ away from my aerola. Just not appropriate. I am attracted to thinness, but I don’t think she looks good or healthy here. Sorry.

        • the dress is pretty but tre does like to show her implants a lot someone needs to teach her the difference between sexy and slutty and yes before anyone says it melissa to.

            • I agree, ALL of the HW’s on NJ could use the advice of a stylist! The same is true of the OC. They try too hard to look sexy and end up looking trashy! That wallpaper photo of “Icky” is one of the worst! She looks like an over stuffed sausage! Extremely unattractive!

              • Kathy from NJ also has that sausage casing as a dress look. In that picture of her in the blue dress holding the bottle of her red velvet cosmo she is pushing maximum density. I don’t know by what miracle of modern science, engineering, or space age textiles they have managed to cram her in that dress.

          • I agree, Lisa. After paying that much money, I’d show some cleavage, but not the entire grapefruit. Doesn’t look attractive.

            • Most of these ladies dress like desparate cougars. I think they get so competitive with each other over looks that they all lose sight of what’s appropriate and classy. Then again Bravo’s not known for hiring intelligent, well educated, classy women to be housewives.

              • True, OCwoman! As soon as we hear them speak (or see their writing), it becomes obvious that they’re all pretty dumb and classless.

  4. Teresa looks fabulous..Chuckie looks like a TanMom disaster. The Marco Sis Tweet is interesting..could mean some dirt was dished on the reunion that was unexpected and that went down bad ..I can only hope! Hoping Tree held her own (I’m betting she did). Thanks for the updates MsSH

    • Yep. Tan Mom clone. Grossness personified.

      It will make it more interesting when her face twists up in hatred, and she spews her hatred towards others.

      Any bets on if she does her patented “laughing cry”?

      What a freak.

    • HaLaLa: “Fabulous”?? You like the look of a skeleton with 2 grapefruits sitting on her chestplate???????? Eew!!

        • I didn’t and I haven’t and I wouldn’t “attack” any posters here, hun. I know the rules and I adhere to them.

      • Perfect description, donewithbravo! Both Carolyn and Tre look horrible! Both spray tans are a mess! But, I agree that Carolyn’s tan is the worst…..way too dark! Sadly, most of the time, Tre is WAyyyyyyy over done and Carolyn could try a little harder!

    • Teresa photographs really well and knows how to pose for the camera. Kinda surprises me . I do love the dress, the green is very flattering. She is great shape.

  5. Wow- Caroline looks like she tried hard to look good but failed again. The men are all losers. What Melissa’s sister, Lysa Simpson, wrote on her twitter page is interesting but tells us nothing. Jac is still dissing T. Interesting she would be having such a good time drinking and running her mouth……….. Unfathomable that she would speak about T’s husband. She just can’t keep her mouth closed.
    They really do think they are celebrities. People wanting pictures and to talk to them. They really bought into the mess and deserve everything that comes with it. Hope all skeletons are released and then they are never heard from again.
    I’m still with Teresa through thick and thin.

  6. I am always so behind on this stuff, so sorry if someone already posted. There is a photo on instagram of Chris and Albie reading the question cards for the reunion.

    • Chris looks filty as usual.

      Somehow he always looks as if it has been days since he has bathed or brushed his teeth.

      • A sudden drop in hygiene level usually means someone is hitting the drugs or booze, or a major depression. He did not look so filthy in season 1 or 2!

        • Teapot – you are so right. I was watching RHONJ clips Friday morning. Miss Andy said that these were clips that were not used in the show. There was a DonCaro breakfast clip – she made eggs for everybody. She fed the dog scrambled egg from plates used for the family (black and white checked plates). YUCK. Well, both Crittefur and Lauren were not fat. Crittefur was in shape (still working at the Brownstone) and groomed. He mentioned that he was bartending in Hoboken. And there were major drinking binges being shown on the last 2 seasons. Kinda sad.

          • I love my animals very much but they have their own designated dishware, as do everyone that I know. That is very strange. You have a point about Critterface working in Hoboken as a bartender. I have my NJ license for bartending, although I have never tried to get a job. I have heard many stories from experienced bartenders that do work weekends and such, that even if they do not try to drink, they end up getting drunk throughout the night anyway. Usually it is a bar’s policy for the bartender not to be drunk, so that they can be on top of their game at the register, but when customers are buying drinks or shots for you it is hard to refuse. My guess is that is what happened to poor Critterface, a young kid like him would have fell into that routine right away, especially since he did not have his dad or Uncle around nagging him about looking well groomed for the Brownstone Wedding receptions and such.

  7. It looks like tree has a baby bump; or she is gaining some weight. Im hoping for another Guidice bun in the oven. Maybe Juicy can get the boy he desperately wants.

    • she’s gotta be pregnant. Her stomach was always flat but ever since the last time she was on WWHL, she’s had a fullness to her tummy. The rest of her body looks as thin as always, but you could really see that tummy in the monokini photos from their day at the beach recently.

      • Maybe she started taking ‘the pill’ to avoid any surprises. That would put weight on someone….. I just don’t know if Teresa would want another baby with everything going on with Joe right now, the cheating rumors, going to jail.

        • IA Even with the bounty put up by Grandpa Guidice for a male child, I doubt Tre and Juicy can afford another child financially (the bankruptcy debt, lawyers fees for Juicy) and Tre is already working her butt off. Not to mention Juicy’s issues. If Tre is pregnant I just hope she didn’t do it to “strengthen” her marriage and hold on to Juicy’s affections.

    • the last thing the guidices need is a baby with juicy heading to jail possibly but then again tre is in such denial she prob would get pregnant

  8. I think T looks great! You can tell she is working out. Jac looks like she has gained weight. Not a good look for her! And caro never seems to wear the wright kind of Bra.

      • I tried numerous spray tans. I found some that truly look natural and others that are absolutely horribly orange. Some even makes the person look dirty. But even if the best of spray tans should NEVER be over used like that. What’s even worse, however, is someone who gets that dark of a tan the old fashioned way. You’ll get old looking way before your time… actually you’ll be lucky to get old… period. I realize some people are naturally darker skinned, but Caroline definitely isn’t one of them.

      • and she probably got it done at Cafface right..? Another brilliant business move from Caroline Manzo, let me tell you (something). Tee hee I can only hope that it made Caroline feel less secure sitting in her reunion chair-easier for Tre to state her case!

        • She probably got the spray tan so her evil red face when screaming at Teresa won’t show… It’s the only thing that will cover up her “umpa lumpa Look”.. I guess she should keep looking, she has not found the correct look yet… She needs help

          • I can picture her readying herself for the reunion, shopping for a dress, getting her hair done, the spray tan, she prolly had a colonic thinking that is what all the A-list celebs do before an event, and all the while she is thinking that she is going to “bring it” to the reunion. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! What a failure. She looks worse than if she had just rolled out of bed and grabbed something from the bottom of the dirty clothes hamper. She is an ugly, ugly, hideously evil woman and ain’t nothing can change that.

    • He is there…maybe just for support? He doesnt want anything to do with these people. I try not to hold these women responsible for their husbands too much. The only big exception for me is miniJoe. He conspired with Melissa to get her on the show…at his sister and parents expense. I cut him no slack. In my mind, he is the bottom of the HW barrell. My 13 year old daughter is more of a man than him.

      • Very well said and I agree. Joey is a wimp. A She-man. Anyone who calls his sister garbage ….I have no words.

    • There’s a picture of Teresa and Joe together. You don’t expect him to be with the other housebands, do you? ;-)

    • Seems like they want to mooch a free trip fr Bravo since it makes them big shots to walk around with their laminated VIP badges.

  9. I hope Jax didnt wear that on the reunion,she doesnt know how to dress her froggy body.If thats caroline behind T and Juicy in the pic-she wore that dress before.who is the blonde leaning over?.Teresa’s dress s truly symbolic in my opinion as well as the hair.why do I have a feeling Juicy and mini-joe are going head to head again like they did at the christening…

    • I’m not sure if that Caroline… the hair looks like hers but it doesn’t look like the same color dress as she’s wearing in the other pic… assuming it was taken the same day. I really don’t recognize anyone else in the pic with T&J. They could be producers or make-up people, etc. But it isn’t clear where that pic was even taken.

    • There is a you tube video on wind energy called Mr. W , when I saw it I thought of Tre and Romona both. Random annoyance finally found a home, instead of energy source for them, it would be Bravo. Its funny.

  10. Teresa looks gorgeous! Why doesn’t someone darken in Caro’s eyebrows? Whenever she is on my eyes go right to her non existant eyebrows. It does not look good. Lauren, get on that!

    • Thank u! I always wondered why more people never commented about that. It drives me nuts makes her look so much worse

  11. Twitter is quiet, hope tre did ok, Her brother and cousin, i am not sure i will be able to watch it till after i read a few SH posts

  12. Caroline is a horrible advertisement for Catshitface. Her tan is horrid and so is her make up application. What the crap do they do at that dump.

    • Don Caro looks orange. Just like a giant head to toe carrot without any contrast between skin and hair. Massive failure not just for her appearance but she is a walking advertisement for a really crap Cat Face.I have seen better tans from a 4 dollar tube of instant tan applied at home. She is a huge shrieking day glo orange warning sign for Lapbands salon services.

        • I prefer to call Chuckies ugly Catface Tan…..Lauren’s revenge. LapBand must have shellacked Mommy dearest and then topped her off with a thick coating of turtle wax. Cuz dang! Girlfriend is ORANGE!

      • Oh I didn’t think of that… either way it doesn’t fare well for Cacaface. If she didn’t get it done there, why not? and if she did… well the picture speaks for itself.

      • Honey Boo Boo has better self tanning results…. and her deeesgusting blob of a mother applies it in a damn hillbilly shack.

      • LMAO I am so late to this thread and have read the comments from first to last and posted a reply above saying the same-long after you but before I read you-but omg you put it SO much better and funnier!! What a freaking joke this whole CAFFACE shebang is LMAO

      • I agree she looks ridiculous. The lights will be blasting on her during the reunion so the tan color will look even worse. Can’t wait.

  13. Saw Caro’s tweet about laying in bed with Lauren while she was sick. Ick!!!! Wonder if Lauren was hungover or sick from the reunion?

    • Lapband is hungover. She tweeted a pic and boasted about drinking wine through a straw right from the cheap little bottle on the way to A.C. She is not sick, just a hung over and. lazy. And then she tweeted today, Mommy wouldn’t let me get out of bed. Puleeze.

      • And Lapband wants to lose weight but she will guzzle wine (pure carbs). The alcohol will mess up your metabolism. Lazy girl.

      • If it were my kid (don’t have kids of my own but I have had step children) that was THAT sick from drinking too much, I’d MAKE her get out of bed and deal with it.

      • If lauren has lapband and is drinking wine through a straw she is going to be all kinds of sick. My friend had a lapband and she cannot drink at all since. She becomes very ill and dehydrated.

        • Aint Pittypat: Remember, Lauren does not like to read (California trip admission). She should read about the limitations of lapband surgery and be careful.

          • I must have selective memory -LOL. My pet peeve is hearing young people say that they hate to read. Seriously how do you learn if you do not read? It shows a lack of curiosity – JMO. As a poster mentioned up thread drinking wine through a straw is a lot of carbs and empty calories. Chuckie can buy Lauren a Lapband but she cannot buy her permanent weight loss or the feeling of gratification from owning her weight loss. Mommy can buy lapband a business but she cannot buy Lauren real success or a business that succeeds. That is the difference between Caroline and Teresa. Teresa is the real deal and works hard to succeed and has 4 of the best reasons in the world ,her daughters, to fuel her drive to the top. Caroline wants to buy her children’s success. They are adults and it is very sad that she still treats them like toddlers.

          • She kept in classy on reunion night. twittin a pic of her drinking wine though a straw… again another photo with a beverage that AINT BLK.

            • Wine with a straw……way to infantilize an adult beverage. Maybe Don Caro should just put it in a sippy cup for her. I guess when you are breast fed into your 20s, making the transition to a big girl cup can be a challenge.

        • I wrote in the last post my friend cant drink from a straw.i think lauren trys to be snookie. hair in a bun always going down the shore drinking. its not cute or fun when lapband does it …it yawn

    • Lauren has said before that if she eats more than a tiny portion since lapband surgery, she gets sick. We know she hasn’t had to learn self control to get skinny so she probably still tries to stuff herself and ends up sick.

      • I am really in shock at just how BAD a mother The Don is! But, I’m sure she’s excusing Lauren’s hangover because of the emotions she will say lapband felt seeing her mother “attacked” at the reunion by Teresa. I can hear her now saying that Teresa is so evil that she made Lauren too sick to get out of bed….you heard it here first lol

        • That’s ‘cuz lazy, stupid LapBand thinks it is a magic cure. It isn’t. It is a tool to help someone lose weight, but they still need to eat the right way, exercise, and for goodness sake, stop drinking all those calories from alcohol.

  14. In Jaxs website you can see some tweets.She tweets her emotions ran high(guess shes Refering to reunion)staff had to give her a xanax which didnt work.Then she tweeted she was joking about Xanax.

          • Ugh. Jax is outa control. Xanax and alcohol never a winning combo. Probably zoned out so she could avoid all the conflict and drama she loves to instigate. Jax is a shit stirrer who never faces any consequences for her rumor mongering . Wake up Jax you have much bigger priority then OMG still trashing Teresa’s marriage. All the xanax and baileys in the world won’t fix Jax guilty conscience.

          • And xanax is a controlled substance, btw. If that wasn’t her Rx then folks can be in serious trouble including Jax. But Jax never lies, does she?

            • Right, there are federal and state laws making it illegal. All prescription medication, no matter what type of drug it is. I doubt Bravo gave it to her, but who ever did could be in trouble as well as Jacq if she did not have a prescription. She just did not think that through. I doubt anyone would go to the lengths to find out if she had a prescription or not, but her retraction make her look guilty. What did NYHW Carole say the other day referencing Watergate ” its never the crime always the cover-up”

          • Yup…why else would she say it didn’t work. Just like someone said, Bravo must have asked her to retract it. Jac is a nut job.

    • The Wicked Witches of Tom’s River as i call them.

      – Caroline is starting to really look like Chuckie, all she needs is stitches and a glass eye.
      – Jackie still popping off the mouth! She doesn’t need a xanax, she needs a rabies shot.
      – Teresa looks good but her dress didn’t match the reunion design.
      – As Neigh Neigh Leaks said “You’re on the wrong team!”. Melissa should take that with a grain of salt and look at her cards right.
      – Kathy will probably look like a potato bag filled with cream cheese. Gross!
      – It will be interesting to see what the husbands bring. Queen Andy will grill Juicy and flirt with Albie. They need to just come out as a couple already.

  15. somebody named @BravoMaxine on twitter was tweeting all kinds of stuff yesterday. Supposedly she was there and if she’s for real, Teresa let loose on everyone and spilled all their secrets. I don’t know if it’s true, but it was REALLY juicy stuff.

  16. This is silly but I am so concerned for Tre that I don’t know if I can watch. The hate emanating from the other jealous women is just too much for me. I haven’t been able to watch the show recently because it seemed like they were taking pot shots at any opportunity. I don’t know where Tre draws her strength but I wish I had some.

    • Teresa has ” right on her side”as my daddy used to say. Teresa has the armor and invincibility , quiet courage. She tried to take the high road but the others could not stop trying to drag her into the gutter with them. I hope she unleashed!

      • I think you are right. Instead of keeping it at is, as she has done lately, I hope she unleashes on them, the witches (all the other women including Greg) and they get what they deserve. And that includes MissAndy, too. Then, let’s just “see what happens” next season. Maybe Doncaro will just mind her own fambily, cause they definitely neet help.

        • I agree. She was obviously keeping it clean and not saying things that may have put the others in their place. She even mentioned that to Andy. I don’t know how, since she’s obviously going to have the four others coming at her full blast, she could continue to take the “high road.” I don’t blame her if she does. The sad thing is even with fans she’ll be damned it she does and damned is she doesn’t. There will be those that will say she should have unleashed (as you say) on them is she didn’t, and there will be those that say she shouldn’t have lowered herself to the others level if she does. I just wish she was able to get her points across better than she does. I’ve found myself screaming at my tv telling Teresa what she SHOULD be saying to whoever it may be! This season has been too stressful and not fun at all. I say let ‘em have it with all she’s got!

          • agree 100%.
            I think Teresa has given her warning to Caroline-very publicly-so if Caroline is too stupid to heed it, Teresa will say what she has to.
            So far, I truly think she has told everyone the truth, and that’s why she’s not worried about what they “bring” at the reunion. She hasn’t said anything about anyone that she needs to worry about. She has apologized, stayed silent, forgiven, and moved on, ready for a fresh start NUMEROUS times and hasn’t had the same in return from anyone.
            So now, she’s done with all of them. So I don’t think she’ll be nervous speaking because it doesn’t MATTER what she says anyway-there is nothing she can do that Caroline and Co. will accept. I think at the last reunion the only reason Tre was nervous was because she truly CARED about these people and didn’t want to say the ‘wrong’ thing or say too much and make things worse. I think now she’ll be a lot more calm because she’s ok with not having any of them in her life.

  17. just hope tre does o.k. and andy steps up and ask all the women (i am being kind here) the tough ??
    he seems to just concentrate on her misprouncing words. what a bully. would think he would understand bullying. guess not. they all have crap in their closests. really not a good representation of n.j.
    and no i am not from n.j. thank u jesus.

  18. How could the woman be at Revel while the boys are at the Borgata because that’s clearly the suite at the Borgata.

  19. Caroline’s “tan” looks HIDEOUS! Everyone looks good with a LITTLE color, but not everyone is meant to have a nice, bronzy, sun-drenched tone. Chuck is like me – PALE, so pale my ugly blue veins show through. I look good with a little NATURAL color, but if I went and got spray-tanned that fake dark, orange, I’d look ridiculous, and she does too. It makes Teresa and yes, even Melissa look all glowy and healthy because they’re already NATURALLY darker completed. She should just embrace her alabaster skin.

  20. Maybe Andy finally showed the video Joe and Melissa taped to be on the show, promising to take Tre down. That is what I am reading into this comment Melissa’s sister, Lysa Simpson, wrote this on her twitter page:

    Yes, it’s 3:54 am & I’m at the noodle bar @the Borgata hotel in AC REFLECTING on all I learned tonite BOTTOM LINE I’ll never give up my fam

    • I am sure both Marco sisters where in on the taping of that audition photo. I am thinking it has to be sumpin else that Lysa “learned” and still had to bottom line it… so it could be some trash that MeGo talked about her sisters and Tree let it fly.

      • I’m pretty sure her sisters were in on the video too. Although, I do thing it might tie in with the Meho open marriage rumors. I am thinking that is something she may have kept from her family if its true.

    • see I interpreted that tweet to mean that UNLIKE Teresa, Lysa would never give up her family…but maybe that’s because I think Teresa is going to tell them all to go scratch lol

    • I read her tranny sister’s tweet. Maybe Teresa outed The Hooker and Stump as swingers and she responded with “I’ll never give up my family”. Funny how she ignores the fact that Stump betrayed his sister by going on the show with malicious intentions. Ya gotta love the Shore Whore Trannies.. Knuckle scraping ball scratching white trash. She should worry more about her gay husband and less about Teresa.

      • Maybe Dina showed up to the reunion and the tweet was a reference to Dina “giving up” Chuckie. But, either was it is completely hypocritical. How can the nasty skanks not see that Josephine Marco has betrayed family.

      • Please God let there be plenty more on Bravo tape than just the obvious groping at the Gorga’s shore house. Was there swapping and swinging that was left on the cutting room floor?

    • She did that on purpose? It looks awful. I guess she has messed up with every hair stylist and makeup artist in town so she has to go it alone…. and it shows.

    • I think the whole sex theme of this season was a mistake on the part of the producers. These men probably do act like this alot, especially with the encouragement of the staff. However, it was bravos decision to keep airing it. It was a mistake because while many young men think this is funny, typical young to old women do not. Who is our audience here, bravo? Were they trying to draw in younger men? Adolescent boys? Who? Maybe they were trying to attract the crowd that would be interested in Megos “pop career”. I dont think it worked at all. And it really made all these participating cast members look even more childish than they already do….with their bankruptcys and playground behaviors. While I am rooting for Teresas success, I hated how her and Juicy sunk to this level on camera. The only these gross words and discussions did for me was cause me to change the channel when my kids would walk in the room.

      • Bravo needs to mind who their market is. I am curious if they were trying to lure the Jersey Shore audience in. Huge fail.

        • I agree..if I have to see Stumpy Joe Gorga and Tarzan blurred one more time I’m done. He looks ridiculous with his pants down all the time. Kathy’s husband is flat out vulgar.

            • Joe Gorga should not represent anything but the 10th circle of Hell. I am quite sure he is an embarrassment to the good people of NJ. He is just a ridiculous caricature of ignorance and avarice in a really small package. JoeGo is about as classy as the dog poop we occasionally have the misfortune to step in.

              • I like that one….The parties he had in TR with the whipped cream etc no respectible person would ever have and I am surprised at Andy, why didn’t he give them a home in the Hamptons? Huh? The would disgrace him for sure…wise up Andy……all for ratings Andy for get about it…..

              • The pool and hot tub scenes were hard to watch at the Jersey Shore with MeHo and JoGo. Ugh. Just ..UGH! They were all marinating in hot vat of herpes stew. Rosie and the ogling and groping? I seriously don’t care what consenting adults do privately but when the camera panned to the children it was beyond poor taste. The Gorgas and Wakiles will do anything for a Bravo buck. the self righteous Wakiles with their “parenting” scenes. A bit much considering what those two indulge in.

        • Bravo needs to clean the slate and pick a new state to feature or showcase a diff part of NJ like Central or South. This cast and it’s woes are played out, enough.

  21. Someone must have brought up dirt about JoGo’s work “ethnic” He posted a picture of one of his custom homes. Let the pecker measuring commence.

    • JoGo and MeHo don’t know when to shut it. If the Gorga Manse and the Beach house are tied to the same exorbitant mortgage he is really stupid and a fraudster. I think his bank or mortgage holder may be ready to drop some giant karma on JoeyGo.

        • I’m shocked they were able to get such a generous loan considering how strict lending regulations are. If the loan was generated before the collapse we can all clearly see why so many banks and lending institutions failed. A Bravo paycheck is nothing weighed against this kind of crushing debt.

          • Aint Pittypat: That’s why I made a comment about a bribe. It does not make sense to bundle a vacation home in one party of NJ with a residence in another part of NJ.

      • I see no proof that it’s his. It could have been any new construction in the area. I don’t see that he has worked much and do you know with all the McMansions in foreclosure that this one would even sell. Please Joe we have more brains than you want to give us credit for.

        • My husband’s company sells construction materials here in NJ and I showed him the Stumpy Gorga spec house pic..he said it looks like that house has been sitting for a loooooooong time. LOL! The plywood looks old..grass is long around foundation..I could bore you with more..bottom line..Methinks Stumpy has money probs

            • It’s a messy old construction site but it does has the hideous look of one of his houses..who knows though..he lies about his sister so this is probably a lie to…at any rate yeah..he’s in financial trouble big time.

              • On the miniJoe Lockerz site, where the house photo is, there is a thumbnail pic of Megos cd line at the mall. Click on it . Uh….not what I had pictured in my head. Pretty much a single or double file line of 18-22 year old girls. Not the big buzzing crowd I had pictured. You can see the end of the line…no unruly crowd here. Looks kind of sad.

              • Someone asked a question last night and I was on my IPAD and couldn’t answer. In reference to the size of the McMansion that Gorga snapped a picture of, no most McMansions where I live are one third that side and are on smaller lots. Most of them have the center hall with the chandelier showing in the window. They are nice. This one he showed is gawdy and will never sell in today’s market unless they give it away.

  22. Kathy’s tweet:
    I can’t believe @richardwakile is so quiet today after yesterday’s #RHONJ Reunion! #StrangePhenomenon #ShellShocked @BravoAndy

  23. Melissa’s tweet:
    7 words for the #RHONJ reunion yesterday with @BravoAndy…. IT’S LIKE NOTHING YOU’VE EVER SEEN BEFORE

      • IDK if this was posted but I also saw this, lol.
        “Jennifer b ‏@jenbradleylopez
        So today @Jaclaurita is telling people at her BLK signing at wegmans she got to call Juicy a moron @Teresa_Giudice Jac is so sad..”

        • Jax is in overdrive trying to earn a spot on RHONJ next season. She needs to drop it. An adult woman bragging about calling some one else a moron. Wow that’s impressive. Jax is a juvenile idiot. I feel very sorry for her kids and can perhaps understand Ashlee’s resentment of her mother.

          • Agree. They must have asked her to step up the drama or else. If she comes back, what will be her storyline. I hope it’s not her son’s autism. That’s just exploitation.

            • I hope she has the GOOD sense to bow out gracefully from the show and stay home with her son INSTEAD of EXPLOITING him because THAT is what she is going to be doing and the ratings with hed doing that are GOING to go way DOWN. No amount of explaining anything on ANDERSON COOPER is going to change anything either.

              • Jax and good sense are strangers. She disgusts me. The Ashlee fiasco was not a learning experience for Jax. Surprised Bubba Jax isn’t storming Hollywood beside Ashlee.

            • Its sad and they should dont do it . i think bravo sees a new storyline that hasnt been played before will go for it. Jax will go for as well.

        • ya know what else is sad? The fact Jac financial situation is so bad that she can’t even take a day off from slinging that black sludge even though yesterday was “grueling 10 hours of taping”.

      • Well, if it is nothing like what we have seen before, it should not be a complete Tre bash, we have seen that show. We have seen Tre lose her temper, flip stuff, Caroline yell, Melissa manipulate, the mens junk, Jacq sleep in the middle of a fight, Kathy talk out her A@#, it really tough to believe that we will see something that is nothing like anything we have not already, but there is alway hope! After being on this hamster wheel of a show, getting off on a new track would be interesting!

        • How strange that so many are hating on Dina for her upcoming appearance supporting Tre,
          I have read horrible comments attacking Dina for supposedly turning her back on her family. WHY do they not see what Tres family has done to her ? Tres family’s plan was to come on the show to destroy Tre.

    • If it’s “nothing like we’ve ever seen before”, I hope that means that Teresa wasn’t singled out and bullied the entire show. Cause we’ve seen that before.

      • If its nothing we’ve ever seen before, maybe the househusbands get into it. I can see another brawl between the Joes happening, with Richie is hiding under the table in the fetal position.

  24. Teresa will be back next year without a doubt. The rest of the cast has left I am sure. I don’t know why you always portray her in such a positive light here (the digital collages that someone makes with knives etc of Caroline??) I honestly have no favorites in the entire cast…they are pathetic…but Giudice is the biggest loser of them all. What a sad life she leads and those poor little girls. A narcissistic Mom and a drunk/verbally abusive Dad.

      • Yes yup, I don’t get why people don’t get that. I don’t care about who is a better (fill in the blank). I just don’t like watching a fugly nasty broad pick a target and attack.

    • Yes, I agree with you Guinea Pea. You nailed it! Tre may be making a few bucks for her books, but sadly, she spends money as my grandmother would say, “like a drunken sailor!” The Guidices are millions of dollars in debt, in deep leagal trouble and yes, Joe G is truly The Biggest Drunken Looser. In five years, Joe will be in jail and Tre will be on food stamps.
      I still wonder if Tre gave any of the money from the cookbooks to her mother. There must have been a tremendous amount of work on her mothers part if indeed these are her recipes. It would be very shameful if Tre did not share the proceeds with her mother!

  25. SH, love the pics! Lapband Lauren tweeted a pic of her driving down to Atlantic City with the stripper’s make up artist. I don’t understand why she insists on hanging with gay men BGG or George Miguel instead of her alleged boyfriend

          • Hopefully Vito will run while he still can. Otherwise he will end up with a dumpy, lazy wife who has Caroline for a mother!!

            • I wonder what his friends say about having Chucky Don as a possible mother-in-law. The way they treated Vito’s family was just sad. I bet his parents were so excited to watch themselves on TV and told everyone to watch, only to have Chuck diss them in her talking heads about how they are not her famblys’ status, and work in a lowly deli. Ugh that behavior and the Alexis Joel segment took away any dismal respect I had for her. Just a rude crass lady that treats everyone like they are so below her, that Chuckface.

              • He seems like a really nice guy with a great family. He is too good for the Manzos. Strange though how after 3 years he has still not proposed. He seems really devoted to Lauren. I bet Lauren and Caro are FUMING over that. If he does not want to marry her he should dump her already.

              • I think Vito is too good for Lauren and that family. Their crude ways are starting to rub off on him and he needs to get the heck out of there and leave that madness behind him.

  26. Maybe Pappa Gorga showed up and gave JoGo what for… I hope. Then threatened to give the same to Richie if he opened his mouth….Wouldn’t that be just delicious yall?

      • Even dadburn Rosie was there. Tree was all alone again…. unless her daddy showed up with his chtikickin boots on.

        • Somehow I think Teresa got all the balls in the fam cuz baby Joey didn’t. JoGo is MeHo’s biotch all the way. Bet Papa Gorga Sr. would bet the house on Teresa. After watching how it all played out I hope Tre shed her tears and disappointment privately. I do wish someone would clean house on NJ. I don’t mean in Don Caro’s shrieking, semi hysterical bich fest either.

          • Yeah now handing them all their pink slips right on the reunion couch would def be sumpin “no one has ever seen before” Letting Tree pass them out would be even better.

    • The Senior Gorgas know the truth. And the truth is this: MiniJoe and Mego, whether they admit to a T takedown conspiacy or not, knew their signing onto the show would bring trouble to the family. There were huge problems between the siblings and their spouses waaaay before RHNJ. At the very least, Mini and Mel had the responsibility to try to make peace with T and Juicy before coming on the show. They did not do this, quite the opposite. And does anyone believe that T was the only one in her parents ear? Do you think Mini sat idly by and never said a word to his parents about T and Joe? Come on. That guy cannot keep his mouth shut. The Senior Gorgas heard both sides here and who do THEY blame?

      • Yeah. JoGo just tweeted that someone was smart for thinking that the Tree huggers would rally around Tree. He is a total embarrassment. Such a dang girl. Its just not right what he is doing-engaging and encouraging twitter attacks on his sister. Maybe that is his problem., he wanted to be the princess in the family. Tree never retweets ugly stuff that “tree huggers” say about her brother. Never.

    • Hah! That picture of Jackal-line is all stretched and distorted just like Housewife Hoe’s Photoshop rendering of Jax as the Cheshire cat.

      • True. Its so odd to me that that heifer would have a magazine in her hand with a smile on her face…..unless she was on the cover…. and … grrrrrrrr…..last time she was on the cover….. grrrrrrr.
        Its the Munchhausen shot… RHNJ version of the money shot.. too creepy.

        • She does seem to savor her new found celebrity, which came at the expense of her son being diagnosed with Autism. I have never seen a parent derive so much satisfaction from having such a thing diagnosed in their child. There is something really twisted and evil about that woman.

            • Usually when Jackal-line smiles, it is all fakey-fakey, but you can see the actual real joy in that photo of her as she basks in the glow of her poor-me-my-son-has-autism-but that’s-okay-’cuz-at-least-it-keeps-me-relevant-so-don’t-hate-just-’cuz-I’m-evil People magazine article.

              • Yes indeedy. Secure in the knowledge that if anyone questions her they will look like evil people for even suggesting that the skank is lying. Very horrible things going on in that mind for sure.

              • How low can they stoop? We are seeing the real Jax., the real dirty low down. I cannot comprehend how any mother could find joy in this diagnosis. Boggles the mind. Hey! It’s a win/win for Jax. Sympathy and the limelight . No questions asked.

              • I think it’s really Jac’s account. What guy tweets that kind of crap? Wouldn’t he be promoting hisBLK product in his tweets? I think Jac has gone completely around the bend and is tweeting as her hub..he probably doesn’t care as long as she’s out of his hair.

              • Could be. I have ALWAYS thought that a girl tweeted for JoGo. Just cant imagine a breadwinner having the time to post….

              • True, Especially if the diagnosis is all bs and he is allowing his son to be used in this way. And signed off on the BLK cures autism “behaviors” scheme. So far CJ is escaping(no official word on the Asperger’s right?) … there always does tend to be one child of a Munchhausen mother who gets off the hook.
                Maybe Jax be saving that one for herself.. when she has to explain her large butt she will just say its due to “ass burgers” Ok stoopid bad joke I go take nite nite now. Muah!

              • Jax graduated from the Taylor Armstrong School of How To Exploit Your Husband/Child And Make Lots Of Money Doing It.

              • Exactly. may I offer an apology to the nation from a genuine Okie. Taylor is an alien. Look at that face. I swear she isn’t from here. Never ever heard the expression “I will go all Oklahoma on your ass.” Now “IMA beat you like a red-headed step child” is occasionally acceptable in polite company . Traylor Park Armstrong -WTF?

  27. They actually dont always go that way when it comes to the sitting arrangements, it usually depends on who had the most interesting story from the season and who has the biggest conflict with the other girls. For example NeNe vs Kim always being in the middle, and sheree, phaedra, and kandi towards the end. Caroline vs Teresa, Danielle vs Dina towards the middle

  28. Maybe there is some truth to the Laurita having a side piece. Jax sure is working overtime to promote the “happy families” facade. I could never decide if Chris realized Jax was hitting the pills and booze or just didn’t give a damn. Bubba needs an intervention stat!

  29. My boyfriend works at Revel and says none of those pictures are from Revel. They all look like they are taken from the Borgata or the Waterclub that is next door to the Borgata. He works security for Revel and thinks he would have heard if they did film there but of course we aren’t 100% sure on that part. :)

  30. BTW, how many times has Tre been on WWHL this year? She ain’t going anywhere. Either they are giving her, her own spin off or she’ll be back. She makes the $$$ for Bravo. What has Caro or Jax or Katty brought in for them?

    • I don’t think Teresa can sustain a spin-off. What makes her storyline intriguing is the interaction with the other women. Teresa is not witty, clever or endearing on her own.

      • Maybe her own Dance Mom show? Not saying it is a good idea, but all of those networks copy each other with the hoarding, guns, alligators, pawn shops.

      • The characters may change but the storyline stays the same – intense conflict between Teresa and the other cast members culminating in explosive displays of anger, all conveniently filmed by Bravo. So that’s what Caro, Jacks and Kathy bring to the show. That’s why Bravo hired them. Shame to say but that one table flipping scene set the stage for all the rest of Teresa’s time on the show.

    • The wack pack brings complete and utter boredom. Why does Jax need xanax KopyKathy could put me to sleep all by herself. Teresa brings it, cute kids, busy household. I am guessing she ripped a page out of Bethenny’s book and realized it was important to stay relevant .

  31. Have to do another shout out to Housewife Hoe. Your Alice in Wonderland ala RHONJ is just brilliant. The quality of your workmanship really shines in the solo pic of Ms. Andy.

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