September 4, 2012 1:20 pm Bravo…
Sonja… with a “J”… Morgan
Sonja on the Yacht. It’s Ramonja time! Our bellys are paid in full. I pay my bills in full and work my can off to support my daughter, maintain my assets, pay off my judgement I received while producing movies, keep my home, and stay independent.
If I am white trash then I really want to embrace my inner trash, because at least I don’t go around calling people nasty names. I am who I am and I want to be with people who accept me the way that I am. I don’t expect people to be like me, I expect them to be themselves. I don’t need people to tell me how well educated they are, and how they are THE real New Yorker. New York is a melting pot of people who come here to be themselves in very unique ways. The fact is New York is the town of tolerance. We pride ourselves on that.
Musical interlude… smile on yer brother… love one another!
Some of the viewers have said that I live too much in the past, but it is just not true. I live in the moment and celebrate the past! I have a love for life and my friendships. When I go on vacation I GO on vacation. I am in St. Barths to have an extraordinary time with some extraordinary ladies and to share my special ties to the sexy island I have been going to every year for decades. And the key word: ladies!
At one point Carole had floated the idea that we go on a trip to Thailand. Sooooo Carole!!! However, after discussing vaccinations and the difficulties it would take to get there, we decided for us all to go to St. Barths (especially since I know it so well). Russ being there, I don’t have to tell you, was a bonus! You saw those hotties together. . .besides, Russ would be busy working at the music festival.
The purpose of the trip was always supposed to be a girls’ trip even though Aviva kept suggesting that we invite significant others. I did not have any problem with Russ visiting. He always came after rock star hours and Carole would visit him at his hotel. He knew why we were all there. Naturally, LuAnn and Ramona complained because they missed Jacques and Mario.
I was frank from the beginning that I didn’t want ANY husbands/significant others in the house if we didn’t all have “dates.” As I mentioned before I wanted to show my girls all I knew on the island and celebrate the fantastic week we were about to share at Carole’s amazing gig she scored by Saline Beach!
Why is everyone SO UPSET that I just wanted to spend quality time with my girls!?! No BOYS ALLOWED! But as you see there were boys (and a group of Italians) and I never went out of my way to make any of them uncomfortable! When Russ was around I ultimately excused myself, when the group of Italians came I was fast asleep. . .and then Reid and Aviva came.
Look, I was French skinny dipping with my girlfriend enjoying my life. When I heard Reid and Aviva coming up the steps I handed Ramona her top and I asked Heather to hand me mine when I saw that Aviva was not moving inside of the house or up to their rooms to freshen up first. We were trying to be respectful. THAT DOESN’T MEAN we have to be happy with the arrangement, but we still managed to be POLITE. Don’t they teach you that in primary school? NOTE: At least by third grade!
I told Aviva I was happy she came. I got out of the pool and welcomed Reid to St. Barths. Did Aviva tell us all that he would be staying at a nearby hotel? Yes. Was that the case? No.
But like the true gentleman he is he excused himself from the festivities and went to his room. I don’t blame him. Who wouldn’t love some peace and quiet on a beautiful island, with the cool breeze coming in with the taste of sea salt? Who wouldn’t love tripping down to the kitchen with the butler after the girls go out to dinner, to wait for their wife to come back romanticized?
Reid telling PT that he does not need an apology!
FYI what you didn’t see when the cameras weren’t rolling was later that night at Reid’s room I fixed his shower because it was overflowing and would NOT turn off. I have a lot of experience fixing my own home and so I hopped in his shower with my rubber bottomed high heels and I ever so slowly turned the fussy French hardware screw with my fingernail till it was tight enough to stop the flow! I also fixed his remote control. He was in a great mood! So was the butler because he didn’t have to report flood damage to the owners.
Super-secret photo!! Reid’s fixed shower!
Before I go further I must tell you something. My favorite Alice in Wonderland is “The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones mad to live, mad to talk.”
NOTE: Sorry, Sonja… Tree Joodice got “Alice in Wonderland” all tied up!
I LOVE the inner freak inside people. I love quirks and oddities! I have a certain freak side! So if you say that you don’t have a freak side, you are perfect? The perfect family? Life? Husband? Kids? Past? Then at least be real and be true to yourself!
I really have an issue when people aren’t real, aren’t true to themselves and talk outrageously high of themselves. I never criticize except when people criticize. I do get defensive — especially for others. I get very protective of others when they are criticized. Own what you do and own who you are.
In the preview for Season 5, everyone thought RAMONJA had struck again!
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Everyone thought we screwed up big time! But aha! Flashback to Scary Island! I was there for Kelly but now it’s Aviva with the name calling. Projection is a funny thing. I think Reid was just fine, but people project their fears on others.
Aviva should have been honest and said I can’t take a girls’ trip because I can’t go anywhere without my husband. Including the fact she couldn’t stay in the house without him. Then Carole enables her further by changing her story and saying she had Russ there. Well, I already explained that one.
LuAnn, when we were on the boat, agreed with Ramona and I but she still felt the need to stir the pot and as I am trying to diffuse things she says “Ramona YOU said the dynamics would change.” We all discussed it lightly because we were ALL surprisingly having such a good time and didn’t want to ruin the “mojo.” I was happy to see Ramona and LuLu getting along finally. In fact, I was joshing Lu saying you tell Reid he has to keep his word and stay in the hotel because Lu never takes a stance. It’s always Ramona who says what everyone else is thinking. Of course Lu and Ramona would love to have Jacques and Mario.
We were completely honest with Aviva and how we felt about Reid’s presence but it wasn’t enough. Never enough. What does she want from us? Ramona is right. . .did she want us to paint Reid’s name on our forehead?
We were being real and telling her exactly how we felt. Why are we being faulted for that? I’m real with Ramona all the time! When I’ve had enough Ramonja, I kick her out of my house! I am REAL with all of my friends. And even as Aviva allowed it all to escalate out of proportion I tried to diffuse the situation and then BAM! Ramona and I are being called white trash?!?
Drunken antics in Miami??? Why come if you were against this? Because it’s not true. We spent the first night at home with her and Reid on their couch sipping scotch talking the night away. The second night Ramona rushed the dinner because everyone was tired, it was a long day, and she was afraid what else might come out of George’s mouth. Aviva’s tune changed after St. Barth’s. She was very happy with Ramonja in Miami.
I came on this trip to have fun. It ain’t fun till the fat lady sings. . .well I don’t sing. . .but I dance! I guess you saw the Snoopy dance when Tomas came to the Villa for our little party. Anyhoo, even with Aviva dumping on us after four months of the same repetition, I once again try to make her understand we are friends and not enemies, but she throws the education card at me.
The “highly educated” PT Housewife!
What does education have to do with relating to people?
NOTE: Has PT Housewife met OC Housewife… the “highly educated” Heather Dull-BRO??
Heather Dull-BRO complaining via twitter of SH’s not “appreciating” her “enlightening” conversation with… are you ready?… Jenny McCarthy!
She didn’t want to have any of it. She doesn’t have to be “like” me. I just want her to try and be herself, and still enjoy her friends. She didn’t want to. . .well, not unless she was THROWN A PARTY upon her arrival and we kissed the ground her husband walked on?! Ludicrous.
PT Housewife says it’s all about “AVIVA”!!
Then she brings up Ramona saying Heather talks too much! That’s water under the bridge. They bonded over tequila and on top of a table dancing in pirate outfits. That’s how good St Barth’s is!!!! Besides Aviva agreed with Ramona about Heather talking to much??!!! Ahhh. . .we all do??
Then at dinner when Ramona is taking the high road for the sake of the group having a good time, regardless of the fact that LuAnn blamed Ramona for the comment our mojo would change with a man in the house and after Aviva called us white trash — Aviva doesn’t stop!
She admits she is relentless! Once that horse leaves the barn, there isn’t a blade of grass left green. She then gives a sarcastic apology in her interview for the name calling.
Just ONE of the interviews on PT Housewife’s “Apology Tour”…
I don’t need any new (unfeeling) friends, I’ve turned a corner. May Millou RIP, I miss my good friend.
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I think Aviva is a party killer. She should stay home.
Yes love nj,your right.
Sonja Morgan is a disgusting,self absorbed, menopausal, drunken,desperate, slut. She has the morals of an alleycat and acts like an alleycat around all men. I hope Tomas gets himself checked asap first Luman then Sonja is absolutley disgusting to have that piece of gross information broadcast on national television shows Sonja has no shame whatsoever. What she does in the privacy of her own home is her business but I can not fathom what the hell both Sonja and Luman were thinking stupping the same man/boy where the world will know they are both disgusting and desperate.
Carole just a thought for the future sometimes too much information is just that Too much information.
Aviva needs to get a grip she was right to put the two drunken idiots in their place but enough already I would not have kissed Reids feet for bringing her killjoy ass either!.
IMO Carole and Heather seem to be the only sane ones there…
How right you are! Sonja is so gross. Lord, she talks alot and loud and drunk…can see why Ramona and she are finally getting along! But nobody needs snooty Luann who is a phony or killjoy Aviva around. Carole and Heather don’t belong with this crowd!
Overweight, overaged women gone wild that was funny.
Okay, we all saw them in their skimpy clothes this week, so……….. umm…….. which one is exactly “overweight”?? He’s too used to seeing his rail-thin wife, methinks.
His evil wife prolly mandated that he say that. and of course the mealymouthed dork that he is.. he obliged
Ohhh totally, demanded it from the dork and I can see exactly how. Disgusted!!!!
piley, my love, you are in rare form today and I’m lovin every minute of it!
Wow a little tough there on Sonja…she is very pretty and just wants to have a good time.
Agree w Duchess! Ms Morgan is delusional& I have a hard time following her antics.. She makes no sense at all in any conversation! I start to doubt myself while watching her cuz she is so crazy& I never know where she is coming from…
I might have read too fast, but I think Sonja left out about Tomass, and Carole and Heather saying the word “butf$*k.” And also Ramona handling the foreplay portion of Sonja’s encounter.
If you think about it, Kim Richards and Sonja Morgan are the SAME person. THEY BOTH HAVE ISSUES WITH ALCOHOL, and i think in Sonja’s case her self esteem issues is entangled in her substance abuse issues…she makes NO SENSE…a bit too PROMISCUOUS for me. She and Luann are SLUTS….Luann HIDES IT MUCH BETTER
It is a fact that Ramona and Sonja both think that having a good time on vacation means, getting stupid drunk, being loud and obnoxious and to hell with everyone around them. As for Sonja, I would add that she is an alley cat, looking for somone to have sex with. Anyone that has a different idea of being on vacation is considered a “buzz kill.”
First of all, Sonja and Ramona wanting to dictate where and when Carole could spend time with Russ was Rude, Selfish and just plain out of line. The purpose of this trip was to celebrate Carole finishing her book (after 4 years of work!) and so that Carole could see Russ at the Music Festival. Certainly many other activities were planned.
This is a beautiful compound. A lovely, peaceful environment. I can think of a lot of things that I would enjoy doing there other than drinking to the point of passing out, screaming and acting like “Girls Gone Wild” and picking up men in bars.Oh, then the lovely mornings with deathly ill, hung over women, trying to cover their misdeeds!Yuck! Not my idea of having a good time.
Sonja thinks she is the Fun, In the Know, Party Girl. But alas, she is a middle aged woman with serious issues, including an issue with drinking too much! Not to mention sleeping with every stray she can nail!
Sonya excuses/enables Ramona far too much. The problem I have with these two (Ramonja) is hypocrisy. It’s ok if Ramona does it (talk too much, insult people (because she’s just being real), etc) or if Sonya thinks it’s ok… but if someone ELSE does it… all hell breaks lose. I don’t believe Aviva was appropriate in ANY of her antics but this rambling blog about how sweet Sonja and Ramona have been is beyond annoying.
” The second night Ramona rushed the dinner because everyone was tired, it was a long day, and she was afraid what else might come out of George’s mouth.” Ummm…. No. Ramona was just being plain selfish and rude. Spin it however you will, but she was rude and in that kitchen without her host’s permission.
Just a side note: When someone says they ‘don’t need any new friends’ it means they’re old, set in their ways, stubbon, and don’t like change. Sonja can not change the story and say she didn’t need any new ‘unfeeling’ friends. These conversations are Freudian slips all over the place. She’s entitled to be herself, but stop pretending she’s not being herself. Pure silliness…. (oh and I’m not much younger than Sonja but I welcome new friends wherever and whenever).
Well, put, Steelerfan!
What is this “work” Sonja mentions. “work my butt off” ??????? What does she do? Getting her picture taken for a toaster oven? Does she have a career? I dont know. Anyone? Sonja in the city….isnt that new? What did she do before? Is RHONY her career?
Well, evidently, “Sonja worked her Butt off with Tomas!”….sorry, just had to say that!
I agree with you…..Sonja claims to be a “caterer”, but actually she also claims to be a fabulous party planner, so far, we have seen tacky parties and the hiring of caterers. Sonja also talks about being a “movie producer,” yet she went bankrupt to the tune of 7M dollars in her lame efforts. Sonja loves to embellish her so called accomplishments and career! It seems that Sonja lives off the kindness of friends and strangers and whatever she gets paid by Bravo.
Sonja gets teary eyed when she talks about her ex husband…..’s money.
“Work my butt off” has a whole new meaning for Sonja (sex with Tomas).
Ramona and Sonja got “Naked Wasted” on this trip. Is this happens to middle aged women who didn’t go the college? Spring Break in your 50’s is not a good look. I thinking that if Ramona was not married would she taken a turn with the “Greasy Prize” as well. Ugh.
So now we know Sonja and Luann have slept with at least 2 of the same guys. Pirate boy and Harry Dubin. Ickity!
Do they compare notes and ratings??
Luann and Sonja will never live this down. Now everytime I see some uppity type of women I just going to think if they man share as well. Gross.
I couldn’t quite catch it…but did heather say “you’re never the fifth wheel of me” to carole?
I think Carole and Aviva were going out with their male dates and leaving Heather behind with the crazies. For that reason, I think Heather was saying ‘you’re never the fifth wheel to me’ – meaning.. thanks a heck of a lot!
ohhh….thanksfor the clarification you steeler fan qt you…makes sense now
Does anyone know how old Sonja is? Sixty? This woman is about to crash and burn. An oversexed woman at her age is very unattractive and a young suitor is going to expect something in return. Her bag lady nightmare may come true unless she reins in and realizes how unsexy her behavior is. As someone said above….when she said she didn’t need any new friends…..she never looked or acted older. Her and Romoanster need to share a new activity….Alcoholics Anyonymous!
They’re all damaged, otherwise they would not participate in this sort of trainwreckery effery… although somehow entertaining BS of a “reality” show. That being said, my best friend is “uneducated”, formally, but is very successful, kind, intelligent, charasmatic and the most decent person I know. PT is really messed up. Carole doesn’t belong with this crowd in that she would never organically coast into this group of Manhattan Misfits. But, there she is for whatever reason (book, much?). Heather is growing on me a bit, but she is bland as dry toast. Ramona and Sonja don’t bother me as they do others; they are blowing off steam on vacay, and while they take a different path than I do on vacay, so be it, so what. Throwing the ‘drunky’ card at them is perhaps unfair as this is a scripted show, selling products and story lines. I’m more concerned that Aviva is bat shit crazy and really needs professional help. Total nutjob.
That guy is literally a Butt Pirate
lol. ARRRRRR
maybe he SHOULD have just poked her face?
“Tomah” is, as Heather stated, Gross and Greasy. Pass! To each his own. Damn happy I have been married to my Sweetie for 27 years and at 49 years of age, ain’t trolling for nasty hook ups.
beth summed it up pretty good, i would not act that way, but i’m glad mona and sonny do…….makes it messy and entertaining. i think pt’s brain was in that leg she’s missing….she’s odd, very odd….why so insecure? she’s the prettiest one…odd i tell ya. luanne, now that’s a nut job too!!!!!!
love, light and baby jesus
So what if Sonja drinks and fools around? This is RHONY, not a Sunday afternoon knitting circle. She is divorced and likes to party, big deal. I’d much rather watch Sonja drunk than Aviva sober any day.
There is a HUGE space between a knitting circle and getting drunk wasted on a regular basis and whoring around. I am not entertained at all by this sort of behavior. Coming from a middle aged woman, it is self destructive and out of control behavior. Sonja will never attract a decent man of substance, while behaving like this.
As for PT, she has other issues. She is an uptight, nasty, self entitled, needy beotch! I feel badly for Reid. Her neediness and crazy behavior has got to be draining.