REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK Recap
Season Five Episode Fourteen… “Slutty Island”
by Sandi Duffy
When we last left those crazy bitches from New York, Luann had hooked up with a Johnny Depp look-alike; Heather was upset because she likes Jacques so much; and Ramona was pissed that Aviva is bringing her husband on a girls trip.
I can’t believe I am saying this, but a agree with Ramona. My girlfriends and I do a girls trip to Vegas every year and my one friend wanted to come with her husband. We all told her no way. Of course her husband is an asshole, so that was part of the problem, but seriously, bringing your significant other on a girls trip changes the whole dynamic.
This episode begins with some cocktails at St. Barths with Tomas, the dude Luann slept with the night before, but is vehemently denying. Ramona corners him and tries to get him to admit to being with Luann the night before, but he’s not taking the bait. Luann looks really uncomfortable the more time Ramona spends with him. I’ve decided that French accents are annoying. I hate the way Jacques speaks, but I thought it was because I can’t stand Jacques, but even when a guy who looks like Johnny Depp speaks with a French accent, I am annoyed.
Now we discover that Tomas is only 29. Luann, the cougar! Luann needs to STFU about the Italians she brought home the night before. Everyone knows she is full of it.
I decide I love Heather when she TTCs, “Which one of these ladies gets to take home the greasy prize?” 100 points awarded to Heather.
We are finally done with the Tomas scandal (Sonja won the greasy prize the night before and apparently there was backdoor action…something I totally didn‘t need to know), and the ladies go out on a yacht. Everyone is having fun, even Ramona and Heather are getting along…and then crazy-ass Aviva shows up. We have to hear AGAIN about Aviva losing her leg at the age of six. Take a xanax, Aviva and STFU!
Ramona and Sonja change bathing suits. The ladies make fun of that. I think it’s funny, but that’s only because when I go to Vegas on my girls trip, I pull a Beyonce and make many outfit changes. Sonja feels the need to announce that she farted. Does she have her period again, too?
Heather and Carole are talking about discovering that Pat Tillman’s widow wrote a book. I just finished Where Men Win Glory by Jon Krackauer, about Pat Tillman and Afghanistan–it was a great book. I highly recommend it. Heather asks Carole some poignant questions about her late husband. As a fellow widow, I really appreciate with people ask about my late husband. One of my friends’ husband just sat down and asked me what my husband was like. I never forgot that.
Aviva’s husband is all proud of her for surviving the plane trip. He treats Aviva like a child…and she obviously enjoys it.
Ramona goes to a realtor looks for another option in case everything is a disaster when Aviva and Reid show up. That’s a bit extreme. Of course, I’m not the one stuck with nutty Aviva for two days.
Ramona and Sonja are skinnydipping in the pool…and Heeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee’s Crazy! Aviva goes on and on about how really hard it was to fly down to St. Barths. You know what’s hard Aviva? Fighting in Afghanistan, having a chronic, terminal disease, being a single mom making minimum wage. I can think of a million things that are harder than traveling to St. Barths.
Luann stirs the pot by telling Aviva they were all discussing how to ask Reid to leave. If I remember correctly, Luann didn’t want him around either.
Then Aviva pulls a Lizzie Grubman and calls Ramona and Sonja white trash.
Aviva puts Carole in a rotten position and tells her either she kicks out Ramona and Sonja or her and Reid are going. That would be an easy decision for me. Poor Carole.
Sonja cracks me up. She thinks if she hugs Aviva all will be well because it worked with crazy Kelly.
I am loving Heather more and more. She basically tells Aviva to suck it up… in a really nice way. Aviva says she expected a party when she showed up. WTF?!
Luann plays all innocent, like she didn’t stir the pot or ever say she wasn’t happy about Reid coming either. Just like Luann brought a bunch of Italians home and didn’t sleep with a 29-year-old Johnny Depp look-alike.
Aviva throws out her law school education, her Vassar education and the fact that she speaks several languages. What a waste. Has she used any of her accomplishments?
Ramona apologizes and then TTCs that she apologized to calm Aviva’s crazy ass down. Listen if I had to choose between Ramona and Aviva to go away with, while they both would be a nightmare, Ramona seems like if you plied her with enough Pino Grigio she would be fun and Aviva is just a mess who would bring her husband along.
Winner, winner… chicken dinner!!
Actually, out of all the women, I’d travel with Heather in a heartbeat. She brings no drama and no judgment, unless you cheat on your significant other and lie about it.
Next week. More St. Barths drama.
LOL Spot on and hilarious!!!
FYI PT Limbaugh didn’t call anyone a whore…Imus did and was fired for it…
Limbaugh called Sandra Fluke a prostitute. Imus called the Rutgers women’s basketball team “nappy headed hos.” I’m not sure where Aviva is going, but I don’t want to be there with her…
She thought she was being all smart and stuff lol!
LOL
Rush did call someone a Slut but actually its funny you mention the Imus thing. Because I am surprised that Aviva didnt pull that one outa her ass in her parting shot instead of Rush. Really she might as well have. Because I had an african american co-worker explain to me how “white trash” is racist when someone came to work on Halloween dressed in a white Gladd trash bag. Before then, I never gave it much thought but now I dont say it no more. The girl with the costume prolly never thought of it that way either. Sometimes alls it takes is someone telling ya.
Anyways here’s a video response to Rush’s slut faux pas.
When someone says “white trash,” it makes my skin crawl. If someone can’t come up with a more intelligent put-down than that, they are mentally deficient.
I don’t really care for Ramona and Sonja has her moments, but I don’t get what exactly was so “white trash” about their behavior. They could have behaved better, but it’s not like they did anything that egregious. If Aviva heard that Ramona was “mean,” surely she should have expected some kind of outrageous behavior when she arrived with Reid. Plus, I don’t understand how Russ was seen as some sort of disruptive force against the girl’s weekend; he met up with the girls once and he was performing. Most of his time was probably spent doing that.
She is coo coo. And she must KNOW now how bad that was hence her media blitz apologizing for herself this week. I noticed that she didn’t address her other dingle berry move of demanding the other grown woman thank her husband. Like a mother that nudges her child and says “what do you say?” after someone has complimented them or something. No, she KNEW she had to focus all her attention of the name calling backpedal.
Now if Andy doesn’t hammer her over her gross lapse in political correctness then he can shove it over the juicy gay slurs.
Oh please – if Aviva told me to grovel before her husband, I would have told her where she could have put her spare leg. And besides, Sonja DID thank Reid and all that jazz. What is Aviva’s problem. She had a point in being irritated when she and her husband were greeted by Pinot boobs + Sonja, but she took it too far. The ladies were as gracious (in their own way) about her coming, but Aviva was out of her mind if she thought that she was going to be the center of attention for this trip.
Exactly. I am picturing a Vassar PT arguing her dismal grade to her professors”but I am missing a leg!!!” until they relented and gave her a passing grade just to chut her up. She must be very used to brow beating everyone with her fake leg and resulting mental issues to get what she wants.
Every time I see Aviva start another one of her rants, I picture her as a schoolmaster whacking Ramona and Sonja with a ruler. lol
It is funny how she referenced her education. As if it was some MAJOR accomplishment…many colleges follow a policy of admitting a certain number of handicapped people, women, minorities, etc., and you know that your daddy paying in cash helps a lot towards gaining admittance…just sayin’. Funny how with her education, she ended up on a t.v. show arguing and calling people “white trash”!
I’m just sharing my own experience here—I visited Vassar my jr year of high school and asked an admission’s officer about their sports program as I was a bad ass lacrosse goalie back in the day and he replied, “We have 100 grand pianos.”
I think Reid should be apologizing for bringing her there! Hell, I got a feeling he has had to do that more than once.
Hell he’s gonna have a lot of apologizing to do if he seriously referred to these ladies as overweight. Every one of them looks nice and that basket case clinging to him is grossly underweight. I thought he was gonna come across as a nice guy but Not—-Any—More!
I think maybe she was still mad over the cycling thing….
I would have said, “Aviva honey, Reid just said he had a lot of work to catch up on and I don’t want to be inconsiderate and distract him. I will apologize later when he will be more receptive to an apology. Reid needs peace and quiet after being trapped in airplanes all day with you, Miss Thing.”
I’m glad ya’ll said that. Trash is trash!! And “white trash” just sounds so nasty.
Thanks Made:) Forgot about Rush and the “s” word. I think Imus said “Nappy headed ho’” which makes my skin crawl to this day. I really thought PT’s head would explode. Hoping actually.
I could have swore she had steam coming out of her ears when she said “You don’t have a problem with Reid being here do you?” If I was her step-daughters mom I think I would reevaluate how much time she gets to spend with her child. She is scary crazed.
Yep, she also had watery eyes, like she was going to start bawling in a rage. Ramona kept looking at her, like, wtf?
oh she was eggin ramona on…itchin for a fight….you can’t hide crazy….
PT was a mess! Did I hear correctly, was she expecting a welcome party when she survived off the plane? I mention on my other blog pick your battles especially when it comes to Ramona and with Ramona and Sonja together; I would not even bother with those two and just have a great time. The ladies did seem to all be getting along until Aviva and her dramatic self showed up!
Ya, apparently her arrival was the highlight of everyone’s lives, and her husband is a saint who deserves adoration..
sadly…you heard right….she expected a party, a red carpet, multiple thank you’s, and groveling adoration….ridiculous twizzler…
Aviva is a real piece, isn’t she? Anyone count how many times she said “gracious”? I never saw anyone that full of themselves. And only low class people say “white trash”, Aviva.
LMAO Great recap. Aviva is off her friggin rocker…I was like wtf kinda drugs is this chick on? Ramona killed me tonight. There are times I really enjoy her bluntness and tonight was one of them hahahaha and Sonja, good lord I can’t believe she let the Johnny Depp look a like hit it like dat!! Talk about sloppy seconds ugh! Can’t wait to see next weeks epi, looks like the crazy train is on full speed ahead!
I agree about Tomas – he is just gross. I would be afraid he’s have all sorts of social diseases, especially after his tryst with LuAnn.
My guess is he’s been 29′ a few times over, hence the heavy eye makeup.
I feel like sonja has been with tomas before
WHY were they talking Aviva out of going to a hotel..? If I had been there, I would have said fine by me-since Aviva said she’d be more comfortable there. Far be it from me to stop you from feeling comfortable you big spoiled baby.
Kind of funny the way Aviva called out Ramona for her Pinot dependency, meanwhile defending her own crutch, REID.
I’m just wondering why Aviva only cares about her own comfort, but no one else’s. I might be a tad uncomfortable if ONE husband was always around too. It makes it a different weekend, as evidenced by the topless swimming. Apparently Aviva thinks her friends should always behave in a manner that she approves of, even when she’s not there lol.
She’s a very self-centered woman IMO
LOL – “I don’t NEED pinot, I have my HUSBAND!! I don’t NEED xanax: I have my HUSBAND!!!” I felt bad for Reid. He didn’t want to be there and had work to do but PT “begged” him to go. Everyone was fine until PT’s crazy ass showed up. I couldn’t believe the insanity coming outta her mouth: drool over my husband? Where’s my party? She is a MILLION times more awful than Samonja. When she starts yelling I get chills down my spine – they hate and venom is unreal!
She is so annoying… When she started yelling like a crazy woman, so what if they were in the pool topless, it’s a girl party… She should have jumped in the pool and gone leg less, just to cool down.. I don’t think anyone would have had a problem with that! I am so sick of her using that excuse for her crutch…she is rude, calling R & S white trash, was so disgusting, who does that… Someone needs to knock her down a notch… Her father is white trash, she thinks he is funny… I think he probably can’t get it up, and makes up stories… He’s teeth are way to big for his mouth, and he is the pig!! Luann did start the trouble like always… She had no right telling her what was said… She has to learn that something’s are better left alone…
You’re so right, I just want to say that LuAnn knew exactly what to do to direct attention from her night with Tomas, that’s why she started that battle.
I do like Heather, she seems the most normal out of the whole group.
She may be normal but she really isnt interesting at all.
Yeah, but Heather and Carole’s reactions to the craziness is much needed. They are like the straight men of the show. Aviva is totally the Kelly of this season.
Actually, I think she is very interesting – she really has Ramona’s number – I loved the scene where they were at the party, and she was telling Aviva that she didn’t like that the girls were saying Jack’s French accent was not real – and Ramona obviously eavesdropping. Then Ramona yells at her and walks away – Heather said that was her M.O. – she yells and walks away – and she was “so full of it.” I loved how calm she was when Ramona was blowing up. It just made Ramona look like an idiot.
Heather is both the bedroom-police and a snitch. First she’s overly concerned for Jacques’s feelings, then she barges into an adult’s occupied bedroom so she can blab about her observations? Really uncool.
Aviva was so in the wrong in this situation. Anxiety is not an excuse to be overly dramatic and treat people poorly. She is a grown woman. If her anxiety is THAT bad where she lashes out at people, she DOES need a xanax. Or therapy. Or antidepressants. Anxiety is very manageable mental disorder and if she has really been struggling with it since she was young, she should have figured out a way to handle it by now.
Aviva was the first to post on bravotv.com tonight….she couldn’t wait to explain away (excuses, excuses) her behavior cuz of the anxiety of traveling on the plane, oh and by the way she lost her foot when she was 6 (10 really but she keeps saying 6 because she lies about her age). She acts like a spoiled very dependent imbicile…..considering the crazy train her daddy drove in on i guess its understandable though…..oh no yet another something else to blame!!! Her dog apparently ate her Xanax.
Luann and Sonja shared Harry too.Sloppy seconds are dealt out like girl scout cooikes.
The thing is; at least Sonja owns it; Luann acts prim and proper and tries to hide the fact she’s a Ho Bag; her and her Italian friends; yeah right!
If LuAnn said she was with her Italian friends one more time, I was going to, well, I don’t know. But I just can’t believe she kept saying it over and over again – maybe she was trying to make herself believe she had Italians over to the house. I still don’t see why she would think that guy is sexy. Blech.
It WOULD ruin a girls’ trip for a husband/SO to come along, and I would highly resent it. It was a bit different with Carole’s boyfriend because I think she told them all about it before the trip, and his appearances at the vacation house were limited and very well-defined; in other words, his presence didn’t seem to cramp the girls’ style. Aviva should have stayed with her husband at a nearby hotel. Aviva went ballistic, telling the girls that they should literally all be fawning over Reid and thanking him for bringing the anointed Aviva Queen to grace them with her presence, but even worse, she told them she expected them to have a welcome party for her. She made a quick snide comment to Heather that she should fawn over Reid and thank him to death for accompanying her to St. Barth’s, because Heather “does that with every other guy” (or something similar). What?!! She was insinuating that Heather is somehow sleazy and falls all over lots of men? Believe it or not, other people have been through far worse tragedies than Aviva. I have a feeling that her extreme, anti-social, narcissistic paranoia has nothing at all to do with her childhood accident, and this is coming from someone who also suffers from panic attacks and phobias. Her husband fully enables her childlike, ridiculous behavior. She needs intensive psychotherapy, and probably medication, so she can stop burdening the rest of the world with her issues. When she boasted about her elite education and language skills to Ramona, saying that she “hears everything,” it displayed her utter lack of class. She is extremely spoiled and ill-bred, which is no surprise, given the vile (and completely un-funny) behavior of her perverted father. It will do her a great deal of good when people stop indulging her whims, moods, and neuroses. Finally, that this uptight woman was complaining about the women being in the pool topless is insane. It’s a “French” island, so going topless there is completely normal–there’s nothing sexual about it.
I thought the fawning over guys comment was directed at Sonja, as yet another slam because Aviva is jealous that Sonja dated Harry. And u r right about her trashy father, funny how she’s ok with him molesting everyone, but Sonja and Ramona are the “white trash”!?
Oops, you’re right, I may have heard wrong. I thought, at that moment, that it was directed at Heather, but it makes sense that she indeed said it to Sonja.
Yep – she is a total hypocrite! Her father’s behavior even had Sonja blushing and that ain’t easy to accomplish!
Avivia is a horses ass. Who in the sam hill does she think she is to MANDATE anyone profusely thank her dork husband? As if her very presents is worthy of …what PT? Want people to start washing your feet with their hair and tears? Get over yourself. You totally succeeded to making Reid look like an emasculated punk. I am ever so sure that he appreciated that. Oh and the “white trash” thing speaks for itself. Hope you are for the backlash on that one PT! All that education and no one ever told you that you had two ears and only one mouth for a reason. tsk tsk
Am looving the preview of next week that has Sonja saying “Hilbillies can be welcoming…Hello welcome to my trailer.” Sonja, you are funny and I love that about you.
Reid was like Here ya go ladies, gotta finish 45 minutes of paperwork! I got to give it to Sonja and Ramona—they know when the cra cra is authentic! I think Reid played major mind games with PT off camera…like I can’t believe you won’t take a chill pill! I better be able to work on slutty island!
I think you are right. This is why she wanted the girls to show their gratitude so bad. He must have pissed and moaned about her antics the whole way to the airport. and the whole way to the house. He HAS to get sick of her crap. And I think she knows this too.
He looked embarrassed, irrated and wanting to be anywhere Avivia wasn’t! I can’t believe this marriage has made it 5 years. Not only is she afraid of the plane but of the Island too.
I think that Aviva is uncomfortable in any situation in which she is not acknowledged as a “survivor,” or someone to be commended. She can’t merely just sit back and be a part of a group or a gathering. Everyone must KNOW that she went through hardship and has to have everyone’s support. Trouble is, everyone has problems. Everyone has had bad things happen to them. I know I have, and it’s easy to fall back on being a victim or to use that as a crutch. But ultimately, we’re all responsible for our own happiness. Yes, the world can be terrible sometimes and we can get stuck in our own private miseries. But the point of life, imo, is to get up from tragedy and make the best of what we’ve got.
Sandi made a great point about that in her piece. When I think of this ridiculously wealthy and privileged woman freaking out because of a plane trip to St. Barths, I think of my own problems (of which I don’t have a tv show to broadcast them) and I feel a mixture of sickness and pity.
Her issues really seem to be about getting attention. Her phobias are her personal issues. I am dumbfounded as to why anyone needed to thank Reid other than her. I can’t think of anything as low as telling my hostess to ask two of her guests to leave because they made her angry.
She was afraid of the steps that went up to the house too! When they got out of the car, she asked Reid which way, he pointed to the steps and she said oh no. Is she ever not complaining?
She should consider the people who are actually worse off than her–the people with no money who have no use of either leg and need a wheelchair to get around.
Exactly. What about the kids with NO legs. The kids that would kill to go to St. Barts on any plane? I thought she was gonna show us all how you can still be a successful and confident woman as an amputee?
@ kel – I am dissapointed that she has turned out to be such a nasty, self-absorbed woman. I was really touched by her story in the beginning but that went away quickly. It’s just like Rosie on Jersey – she’s a terrible example of a modern gay woman. She’s always a drunken desperate mess.
Yeah. Also her constant talk of “HER” four kids seems just a bit off to me. I wonder just how much time does the little girl actually spend with her.
I’ve got a feeling that her kids are going to be very busy supporting Mom with all her fears and overcoming the ones she has instilled in them.
I think Reid knew it was a “girls weekend.” He said he had delivered Aviva to them, and he was off to do work in his room. I don’t think he wanted to be there any more than the Ramonja wanted him there.
The whole flight was filmed most likely. but most of the crew probably parachuted out of the plane. Oh. Alex called BS in her vlog on Aviva because you can take a ferry from St. Maartin to St. Barths. They were probably afraid the last cameraman would jump ship.
Oh I’m sure she is afraid of the ferry too, you know, Jaws might get her..
Maybe Reid is a skird of water. Maybe he don’t take to it like a duck… like a Howard the Duck
LOL
MP – that should be washing her FOOT with tears and hair! LOL
Right you are Maggs. Is it just me or did it look like Ramoner was doing quick math in her head after making her two legged pig comment? Making sure she missing to present appendages ratio of her mythical pig was comparable to PTs?
Good gracious Aviva!! Everyone knows a husband/s.o. changes the dynamic of a girls trip! She wanted a party and freaking red carpet just for showing up? Talk about entitlement! Though I would’ve loved for topless Ramona and naked Sonja to hop out of the pool and hug all over Reid…I’m sure Aviva would LOVE that.
That would have been AWESOME!! And exactly what PT deserved for her arrogance.
Haha! That would have been great!!
This is the scene that comes to my mind whenever PT is on screen….http://youtu.be/oCDk1jDXZnM
Bahahaha. Yep she is uptight. I tell ya I think we all ought to take up a collection to buy her husband some quality strange. Because if she approaches the bedroom like she approaches life… ole boy is in a bad way… know what Im sayun?
yeah, I feel bad for Reed….he needs to get his freak on…He probably gets the complimentary birthday sex once a year….I bet his birthday is on leap year. I thought it was downright weird that she wanted the ladies to smother Reed….wasnt she upset they all had relations with her ex?
bahahha @leap year. Why do I have a mental picture of one legged PT pole vaulting over the bed with her non-swimming leg every 4 years?
She don’t just have a bug up her ass she has a massive stick up there … fitting that her hubby’s name is Reid because he feeds into her dysfunction.
Should be spelled Reed.
Maybe Tomas should do PT next. Reid wouldn’t mind a night off from her crazy. Poor Tomas …. nm
Fell in just a little bit of love with Tomas when he said “Did I make something wrong” Yall know I love accents but it was more than that his translation was just too cute. I am definitely gonna use that one around here:
Husband- “Honey I cant find my white socks”
Me – “oh no did I make something wrong?”
… of course it will just be my own little inside jokes and when I crack myself up with it, he wont have a clue why I am tickled.
he looked pretty sexy when he was jack sparrow wasnt he?
lol. Well I’ll say this about the way he looked.. I can see why Sonja took it in the rear….to avoid looking at him. He is no Johnny Depp but he sure did give it his best shot. I just like the way he talks.
Wow PT is off the hook! Who the hell went after her husband and family? The Countess has to be a real chit stirrer. I thought Sonja and Ramona were hilarious in this episode. I pray Ms. Andy doesn’t ask PT to come back next season. Poor Carole.
Luann is good at this, she says different things to different people, then acts like everyone else is crazy.
Agree, Luann is a kiss a$$ and just proved it.
Ramona in that tiny bikini was so gross. She has got to stop it with those skimpy bathing suits.
Agreed. Especially if she’s going to be knocking back that Pinot. I remember when she was in Morocco and told the belly dancer that she was too fat – wonder what she was thinking when she said that!
She seemed to be very bloated in her stomach area – especially when she was wearing clothes. She almost looked pregnant to me…
Liver failure can look like that too.
Wouldn’t it have been easier to just punch PT in the face? Knock that bish out cold. She’s a buzz kill!
Prolly would have been just as easy to bish slap her and tip her over.
No she is a paper towel so their fist would have just gone right through her face …
I think they should have pretended they couldn’t hear her. I can’t hear you Aviva, speak up, try a different language
Lol, try a different language.
That would really make her blood boil. I can’t believe she expected them to throw her a party. Does she even know how to party?
Lol, I believe she is afraid of party’s except her own
Priceless
lol @ try another language, that was awesome.
someone fill me in, what is everyone referring to Aviva as “PT”?
Vivia paper towels -self absorbed.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! At first I thought she was called PT because her skin was porous. Doh
nevermind, paper towel…..it’s late
If I hear about what are the chances of a child losing there leg crap again I’m going to loose it. I actually looked up the stats. There is a 12 percent chance of a child being hurt using farm equipment and unattended I’m sure that at least doubles. Now that I have given Aviva the answer she can stop asking the stupid question.
Lol! Maybe we should throw PT a party bc what are the odds?? I mean seriously… She needs a party! Someone get the red carpet already! Did we apologize to Reid btw because we have to for everything and nothing!
Ya, but what are the odds that such a high class child would lose a leg? I’m sure it is extremely rare that farm equipment would dare harm a RICH manor-born child…..
Exactly. She’s waited all season to trot out that ‘trash slur. Silver spoon child slumming it with the low born HWs.
As Roseanne once famously said, “it’s people like you [Aviva] who give white tras a bad name!”
A high class child whose father is part owner of the farm, and, I assume the farm equipment on which the child loses a foot. Party of one! Oh, and let’s not forget that the father then turns around and sues the other owner/owners of the farm. I’m still shaking my head and trying to figure that one out.
Ya know it really should surprise me that PT chose to make the title of her blog this week “I lost my SH!T on tonight’s episode” I mean after all she lost her foot on a chit shiftin machine so… I reckon its apropos. She must have a thing about associating the word Sh!T with trauma.
Now Aviva claims on twitter all she wanted was a high five….chit you not. she really said that.
Aviva Drescher @AvivaDrescher
I just wanted some appreciation. A high five. That’s all. I was so angry I could barely form words.
Will try not to repeat every comment above, will be hard. Not as ” very, very hard” as everything seems to be for A-viva la’ Grim Reaper. Ramona proved that even after a 3 day i.v. drip she can spot a dangerous lunatic so she took the fall. Sonja scored major points for refusing to suck up to Reid on command. That’s some twisted, control freak game A. tried to pull. CarolE could have been stronger in deflecting trouble (Mandy must have coached her) and Luann picked a nasty, sneaky way to get back at Ramonja over the Tomas debacle. Ms Duffy’s recap was too kind; get a good night’s sleep Vivs cause JK at Vulture is gonna SHRED ya.
OT, I am so sorry to BSL, Ms SH, Romo, and others for not being on here.., So many tragic things have happened I just couldnt be on here. I hope you can understand <3 you all.
Glad to see you back Deb. I am sorry to hear about your recent troubles. I dont know what you are going thru but I pray that everything will be alright.
Thank you MP for your warm welcome and for the prayers… I do need them.
Deb,
I’m glad you’re back, but I’m so sorry for the sadness in your life. Sending happy thoughts and prayers your way. Take care
Romo,
I thank you from my heart. I think I will be ok. you have been a true friend…<3
Thinking about you and sending prayers, Deb. You’re strong and will make it through this. Please take care of yourself.
Thank you BSL , you have been a friend through thick n thin….I luv you … I am trying my best______ Its so hard.
Sorry, I am emotional…( yuk)
Hang in there Deb. Hope everything works out for you, and coming here gives you a few laughs, some comic relief.
What I don’t get is what makes these men marry and caretake PT? She is not that attractive and I hate to say it but is missing a gam? Does she come with money or what?
duh: First fiance left her at the altar in Jamaica…then she married Harry; and made Harry miserable… then she got Reid. From what various sources say, Reid is not a catch and PT is doing the RHONY for the money. Her story about “doing it for the kids with no legs” is BS. TFC!! SH
Here’s a groaner: Reid had to go out on a limb to get PT to Slutty Island!
pj: LOL!!! Funny… but how true! TFC!! SH
Can’t resist: PT risked life and limbs to get to Slutty Island. (groan)
From what I’ve seen, Reid seems to be a nice guy – he’s nice-looking, and looks like he really cares for Aviva. Is he “not a catch” because of money issues? I’m sure he’s the Blind Item guy from your post today….
Well, up until now, I have not jumped on the PT disgust wagon, but after tonight, I am completely on board! Who in the Hell does PT think she is?? She expected everyone to be waiting at the door prepared for a party to honor she and Reid for taking the flight? Seriously? I get that PT is phobic, I think we all know that she lost her leg at age 6 in a tragic accident, but, enough already! She can deal with her anxieties and phobias without expecting everyone else to applaud her every move! Expecting the woment to grovel to Reid was rediculous and so over the top!
I get it, Ramona is a beotch and Sonja is a complete mess, but PT was insane!
But, what about Sonja? Wild sex with Tomas…..she was really bruised on the boat! Sonja is not sexy, she is just plain trashy! Sonja is so desparate for male attention it is uncomfortable to watch.
I felt badly for Carole. I really do not believe that she is at all acustomed to dealing with garbage like what is going on. Carole, wanted to offer the girls a wonderful trip while Carole could enjoy their company, but most of all spend time with Russ. I bet she is sorry she ever invited anyone but Heather.
PT was way out of line! How dare she say ( she should of had a red carpet and a party for reid) who in the h^*^* does she think she is? Unbelievable!
Not sure if any of you know this but Aviva is missing a leg
I hope Miss Andy knows I will never forgive him because I found myself wondering who has the loosest butt hole: Sonja, Teresa, BGG, or Caroline? If you are wondering where my Caroline reference comes from it is because the stick she has up her behind. But seriously when did anal sex become appropriate to discuss not only in public but on TV? Did I miss the memo? It must have also been the same memo where Aviva learned that it was okay to tell people you expected them to throw you a part.
Omg – dying over the loosest holes comment! I want to know how Heather knew Sonja was getting back-door action?? How did she manage to walk in on that???? Ick.
Why didn’t PT take the dang ferry to St. Barth’s anyway? Stoopid.
Did y’all see when Ramona ans Sonja were discussing what just went down with PT while getting ready? At first I thought why are they discussing this while Reid is doing Ramoner’s hair. Then I noticed the beefy arms and realized it wasn’t Reid after all. My bad.
Aviva, Aviva – A Jewish American Princess is not an ACTUAL princess!
This episode brought to life the version of Aviva that SH has been dealing with. VERY enlightening. However, she picked the wrong one to target with SH… Ramona and Sonja aren’t very bright… I don’t think we can say the same about our Ms SH. Bad move Aviva…
Absolutely.
One of my favorite scenes!
Ditto!! Great call MP
Wouldn’t this episode have been a great opportunity for the Producers to have given direction (as they like to do) to take the action along a comedic path? Imagine if PT had taken an anti-anxiety med before the tiny plane flight and then did a little seat dancing to Chaka Khan? She could have jumped fully clothed in the pool as soon as she arrived and declared the party was on and that she was READY to partay. It wouldn’t have hurt that Vassar-era outfit she had chosen for her red carpet arrival. Maybe she could even have shared her anti-anxiety meds with Sonja who seems to be in some kinda personal crisis. Can’t they just all get along…for once?
don’t get me started on that outfit….(it did go nicely with the dirty stringy hair tho)
Here’s the thing. I’m a lawyer. I even have a masters degree on top of my JD. I have NEVER brought that up in an argument. Of course I don’t get in these types of arguments. But even when chatting with friends about things I get all worked up about, I don’t bring it up. It is so freaken pretentious and presumptuous. And really, I think it is only the severely insecure who would ever throw out their credentials during an altercation b/c clearly they can’t seem to get their point across simply by using their words….and apparently she has several languages worth of words to use! And don’t even get me started on her ridiculous embarrassment of a father who, dare I say, she seems to be quite proud of. Crazy is back in town with a vengeance!!
Every time someone asks why we call Aviva, PT and it’s explained why…well, it just cracks me up each time…especially the self absorbed part…I had to share that with y’all.