September 2, 2012 3:33 am
Kyle Richards was out yesterday, showing off her newly lipo’d body… strolling around Beverly Hills with her little daughter, FrontPorcha… in her slim jeans!

NOTE: Love that Kyle-ee doesn’t use a stylist!!
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Speakin’ of Kyle-ee… let’s compare!
Kyle-ee 2012…. …2004
Kyle Richards… July 2012
Kyle Richards 2004…



CameraKyle showed up on the biography of her niece, Paris Hilton!
Her lizard lip lickin’ habit was unnoticeable!
Kyle-ee still gotz da ManHands!

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The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
And can’t forget how she had some kind of surgery and now she wants to show off her body lol…
shes not ugly but her body wasnt all that…..maybe it was the outfit
She looks and sounds so much more like Kim in those clips. I can’t belive how much she changed. I am sorry that her lipo didn’t work cause she still looks chubby. She probably wouldn’t look so bad if she dressed for her body type. I have the same body type and you don’t wear a tucked in blousy peasant shirt with to tight pants it looks terrible!
She doesn’t look chubby. I really hate her lips though.
I honestly don’t really think she is chubby, its the outfit, very unflattering
What are you people doing up at 4 A.M. ?
It’s only 10:00 a.m. where I’m at LOL!
Hey it’s almost 10:30 pm here, I’m just getting warmed up LOL!
its not 4 am where i am..and MS SH i love the name FRONTPORCHA LOL
She looks like a completely different kyle. I guess if mom totally changes her appearance then she would owe it to her daughters to buy them new faces too. How could you get a nose job then deny your kid? Way to set an example kyle. I could see maybe one thing but total transformation? In this respect, kim it seems has set a better example for her girls.
She really does look like a different person. Bizarre.
What did she do to her eyes? They were so small in 2004, how did her surgeon do that?
She must be the inexplicable that Adiranne saw. Some beings come kidnapped her , probed her(cause they do that) and blew up her hiney.. over inflated it and it caused her eyeballs to bug out ever so slightly.
I think I’ll stay inside after reading that…or do you think she was indoors when it happened?
good call “they” always get em outside.
Although I must say if aliens wanted to take me on a joy ride and return me hours later with a brand-new and improved face and a higher bum, I might be willing to take one for the team in the probing department
Cows seem to attract them, so probably should hang out in the middle of some in a field. That’s probably the easy part. Let me know how it works out for you.
lol. Will do.
Perfect! haha! That’s going to be me on the couch waiting to see the “after” MP.
I have to admit at some point in all my children’s lives, I believed they were alien spawn. Usually around 17!
its 902101
Kyle obviously made a LOT of changes to her face because before surgery she looks, and even sounds, like her sister Kim.
I totally agree, even the same goofy laugh!
How can she look like her sister Kim, I thought she was adopted?
Just in case you’re not joking, that was just a joke, a little clip from an old show she did as a child. If you were joking, Good one!
I think she had dental work done also.. Her teeth look straighter now… Maybe it’s just the picture..
LIpo? Really??? Can’t see it.
And those jeans are much too tight in places where they shouldn’t be……jmho.
I am not a Kyle fan, but I do think outwardly (key word, there…outwardly!) she is attractive and could do better in her fashion choices. Can’t help ManHands…you are born with those…but you do have control over what you wear!
To me her nose looks BIGGER in 2012 than it did in 2004. Weird. Looks like she had a reverse nose job.
Her butt looks good, but the faces are scary! 2012 Kyle looks like she just had her wisdom teeth out. I hope she can still talk.
Kyle earlier favors Demi Mooore.What was wrong that look? She looks much younger before all the work.Now she is going for the mature look.She does need to dress more age appropriate.The only thing working was the highs with the too tight jeans.
She DOES look younger before the work, but of course she WAS younger before the work! Might have something to do with it! A lot changes in eight years, even if you get surgery!
Oh laws a mercy. I thought Ms Sh was playing jokes again till I watched the video. Kyle has big time changed. And her Demi Moore look was very very intentional. extensive work. She made like Andy was just being kind when he kept mentioning it…. hells bells. She must have had it put in her contract… at least two Demi Moore references per season…. she didnt get knifed up for no good reason. Wonder why she tried to act like blood and surgery skird the dickens outta her when visiting her momma-in-law? Seems kindly silly now dont it?
Kyle,
Now that Ms Sh has let everybody know, you can drop the overdone Aviva Drescher bullcrap skirdy cat routine becuase…
Love, made
P.S. No wonder your husband looked like he could chew nails during that scene. He knew eventually the duplicity of it would be exposed and that would make him look like a little fib teller himself for participating in it… Real Estate agents don’t like being made to look like big fat liars.
Too funny. Kyle’s husband John at the bowling alley again
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Lol!! I love it!
crazy MoJohn
Kyle seems to love wearing those big poofy blouses and doesn’t want to give them up. I used to love wearing those…back in the ’80′s.
I think her earlier look favored Penelope Cruz. Agree that the outfit is not flattering but she is attractive.
Yes she did. I bet when she was in Penelope Cruz mode, when she was out n about she loved it when people said that too.
A few years ago my momma was in Hilton Head and the owners of this restaurant she was eating in thought she was Debbie Reynolds and my momma just kept on playing along…. had a good ole time with it. She finally had to let them in on it since they wanted to get a picture to put on their wall to add to the other celebrity diners they had over the years.
Kyle either got a butt job (Lisa) or she wears some kinda booty undies. A few months back, just after their reunion, the paps showed pictures with her all of the sudden having a shapely booty. They speculated she had copied from Lisa. She DID have a FLAT butt before. lol
yes she did have a flat butt before, it was almost concave.
Now I know why I couldn’t remember seeing her on ER — she had a different face! And yes, she most definitly needs a stylist. Her taste is awful. Who would shop in her store besides her sisters and the NJ HOUSEWIVES?
I think she looks absolutely stunning….
Why doesn’t she cut her hair shorter? It looks ridiculous at her age–she reminds me of Morticia.
Because she has to twirl it when it’s in that stoopid” I Dream of Jeannie” ponytail when she dances….duh!
Its one of her two signature moves (that and the splits)
Damn, the things people put on you tube!
Yeah that’s straight from what they call “the weird side of YouTube”
I think it would be really funny to see his hair caught up in the wheel of a monster truck.
Use your imagination.
P.S. ponytails and hats on backwards are out.
bahahahaha. Crackin me up Miles.. or croakin me up depending on the toad (tee hee) He sure is serious about his hair.
i bet he gets mistaken for a chick all the time. LOL
Dang, this guy puts my hair-brushing routine to shame, and mine’s long too, though just above my waist. His is glossy almost like shampoo-commercial hair. Pantene, pay attention!
Ok so look what I found. I am dying to try this. Anything to keep the heat of my long bleached hair. Super cool. Love this chicks accent.
I’m going to try this too! Curls don’t stay in my hair; so maybe this will work.
I hope so. I usually have to blow dry my hair and THEN hit it with the big curling iron to tame to frizzies. So I am hoping this will be a good alternative. There is an whole community of YouTube tutorials dedicated to long hair , no heat hairstyling tips. What I DONT want is the sponge roller look.
In my day we used beer rinse and juice cans for curlers. Sleek hair and if you carry bacon with the beer rinse attracts men like crazy!
I have done the beer rinse myself Cyn. Very excellent. I even tried rolling hair on sody pop cans once too. But when I stuck myself under mommas hair dryer , It set my head on fire. That aluminum-like stuff gets mighty toasty. Cant imagine trying to sleep on them.
BAHAHAHA @ bacon
I curled my hair like Jax did Tre’s by wrapping sections around fat curling iron. Spray before you wrap. Curls stayed all night. I went to a wedding
I have layers in mine so I will prolly break it up into two sock buns.
My question is, why does he have to do this with his shirt off!? He looks like an anerxic Fabio.
Who is recording him? Did he have to ask one of his friends, assuming he has friends, “Hey man, will you record me while I brush my ridiculously long hair?” also why? WhyTH is this video out there? Ok nm, I really don’t need the answer to that one. But seriously dude, GET A FREAKIN HAIRCUT! You look lame.
lol. I think he films himself.. like chris crocker. At least Chris KNOWS he is ridiculous. I dont think long hair dude has a clue. His whole channel is bananas.
This one needs a good punch in the face combined with a flying elbow. I’ll throw in an upper cut too bc we gotta make sure he shuts the hell up for good!
For some reason in that clip he reminds me of the My Big Fat American Gypsy girls. I think they sound like that. lol
It looks like they are recording in a botanical garden or some place like that. It’s probably his Granny recording him anyway.
And she has short legs (as I do) so she should never wear cuffed pants like that–they make her legs look even stumpier.
Was just going to say the same Stacy. She looks about 3 feet tall in that outfit. I do think she looks much better now in the face.
Meh! Women in child bearing go thru some serious changes. People don’t recognize some of my family members after they had some little ones. Pregnancy = shape shifting!
I would never be able to tell who those 2004 photos are of if I saw them alone. I think there’s a little Susan Lucci going on there…
Is it just me, but doesn’t Kyle look like Connie Selleca in those 2004 shots? I mean, I see the Demi influence, but I REALLY see the Connie likeness.
Ok, I see nose, jaw and chin work. But have to say, it isn’t obvious, ala Shana Hughes Ford or Adrienne Maloof. I think Kyle is gorgeous. On the outside.
What is with the women’s voices on this show?!? Kyle’s, Kim’s, and Adrienne’s all sound like they either smoke or had their larynxes sandpapered!
Speaking of voices, they way Kyle says “housewives” could not be more annoying. So pretentious sounding.
HowZZZZZZAwivZZZZZZEs. Like fingernails on a chalkboard.
I’m happy to know I’m not the only person that cringes every time she says it.
Kyle is one of those people who thinks the size matters more than the fit. I hope she truly comprehends when she sees what these jeans look like from the back. If somebody is a size 4 or 6 squeezes into a size 2 jeans, doesn’t make them look skinnier just like they’re “8 pounds in a 5 pound bag”.
This article and its pix sure expose Kyle as a liar because it’s obvious that not only has she had cosmetic procedures but she’s had A LOT of it. I always wondered what was with Kyle’s top lip that looks flattened/depressed/smushed in the middle and now I see that in 2004, her top lip was normal and did not have that “smush”.
sausage stuffed in cassings, only looks good in a fry pan………………..and that way of speaking gags me, i can’t even watch these snatches on tv. only a aunt would say Paris is amazing, i’m sure she was talking about the city??????? gag,gag, gag, gag, hurl and barf some more,
Kyle’s jeans are waaaaaay too tight and not in a good way either. There shouldn’t be those ripples. Ew! Then tucking in the shirt? Bad Kyle! Why did she roll them up? The jeans are the wrong style for her. Makes her butt look wide. Makes me want to hit her with her silver shoe. I can’t, right?
The sad thing is she actually put this outfit on and then called the paps. She must think it look good. Them shoes are an abomination.
she was ugly in 2004 her chest looked terrible, what do people see in her? she is not pretty
I agree. Kyle has had a lot of work done. All she admitted to was a tiny bit on her nose. I would not have recognized her either from 2004. Definitely, new teeth. She is attractive, but as soon as I admit that….I think, eeww, I just do not like the woman. Her personality is just too mean and arrogant.
Too bad. But all of that makes for good Housewives viewing, so hurry up November.