TAKIN’ A SH DETOUR: More “WHY?”… And “HUH?”… And “WHY?”

August 31, 2012  10:30 pm

  • WHY?????  Tarmac Salami just cannot keep outta the “reality” world.  This time, Tarmac is combining his love of politics with his love of being followed around by cameras!  Tarmac is running for the gubernatorial race in Virginia while filming his attempt for a ‘reality’ show!

From WCRN News:   “It is perhaps the first-ever statewide political campaign filmed for an independent reality show. Public taping will begin at a campaign kickoff at Salahi’s Linden, Va. home Sept. 16.

Although he and his ex-wife and Real Housewives reality tv co-star Michaele refused to answer questions before a congressional panel probing their attendance at President Obama’s first state dinner, Mr. Salahi appears to have come around to embrace the incident that immediately thrust him into the national spotlight and global stage.

The event is being billed as the “Crash the Candidate BBQ.” In addition to the media and a camera crew of four, the event offers “entertainment, a DJ, and a Hollywood green screen photo op.”

Further homage to the state dinner incident can be found in his campaign website’s name: crashthevote.com.

NOTE: Who the hell cares about Tarmac… we STILL wanna know what happened to Sparkle???


WHY????  The oldest mother in America… had twin boys at age 60!

  • ABCNews...Today, at age 65, the New Jersey woman says she’s still going strong, chasing after her two five-year-old boys — Josh and Jarrett — and also caring for her 12-year-old son, Ari. Birnbaum had her first child when she was 26, but says she feels more energetic now than she did back then.

NOTE:  She feels “more energetic now”??  Wait until she turn 66… it all goes down hill from there!


  • HUH???  Melissa Gorga has a totally revamped website.  MeGo is no longer selling her dirty, flimsy over-priced t-shirts…

 “Team Gorga” and “Tarzan” high-quality t-shirts are no longer available… you snooze you lose!

MeGo now has a page on her site dedicated to her PR and  magazine covers!

NOTE:  Wasn’t MeGo whining about Tree doing magazines???