BLIND ITEM WEDNESDAY!…Fun to Guess!!… “Pit Bull Lesbian”… “Movie Star Pre-Nup”… “Affair Tell-All”… “Celebrity Rehab Relapse”… “DWTS Puffy Face”…

August 29, 2012  11:05 am   NationalEnquirer…    

TV femme force pit bull likes the ladies – AND HOW!   WHICH high-profile TV personality – people in Hollywood call her an “attack dog,” and most say THAT’S a compliment – has been hiding a lesbian secret? The twice-divorced loudmouth says she has been burned by men in the past, but has always preferred women!   Could be….???  Since any applicable answers escape ma brain at this time, will simply take some stabs in the dark:  Patti da Stanker (hmmm… never married!); Nene Leakes (hmmmm…. she’s only an “attack dog” on RHOA!);  Kathy Griffin (hmmmm… think only married once!);  Rosie O’Donnell???  

WHAT A-list, never-married movie star was spotted lunching with his attorney as they went over specifics of a prenup? The 30-something hunk has a penchant for dating leggy lingerie models, but he thinks his latest love interest is Mrs. Right! Let’s hope she signs on the dotted line!   Could be Leonardo DiCaprio?? 

WHICH married aging male heartthrob – he’s known for his charitable works and environmental activism – is now worried that a tell-all book about his secret extramarital affair will soon be published? The squeaky-clean, still-handsome 70-something star had written the woman off as a nonissue long ago, but it turns out she’s  she’s the one who’s been writing!   Could be Robert Redford?

WHICH former “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew” alum has relapsed, gained a ton of weight back and is now in serious condition at a Los Angeles-area hospital? Hitting rock bottom for the umpteenth time hasn’t changed the grumpy, bloated D-lister’s sour attitude – the hospital staff threatened to transfer him if he didn’t stop harassing the nurses!   Could be Jason “GreasyBear” Davis?

WHICH former TV bombshell and “DWTS” hoofer is boozing and partying so much that she’s decided to get a quickie nip/tuck to smooth out her puffy face and deep wrinkles before she’s in front of the cameras again? The actress is concerned about her appearance in this HD age when she should be more concerned about her performance skills!  Could be Pamela Anderson?

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35 Responses to BLIND ITEM WEDNESDAY!…Fun to Guess!!… “Pit Bull Lesbian”… “Movie Star Pre-Nup”… “Affair Tell-All”… “Celebrity Rehab Relapse”… “DWTS Puffy Face”…

  1. OhNoSheDidn't says:

    I am guessing Star Jones for the first one!

  2. madepiley says:

    First one- Rosanne Barr.

  3. Susie says:

    Rosanne Barr on the 1st one.Star Jones has only been married once.Did Rosanne marry the little boy’s daddy or just live together?

    • Blondesense says:

      They married. And now she has to fly him and his new wife to Hawaii all expenses paid every month to see the child! Now that I think about it though there were a lot of lesbians in lanford…….

    • shelagh5 says:

      I think she married him.

  4. staceychris says:

    I was thinking Gloria Allred for the first one

  5. angryinnv says:

    rosanne was married 3 times. star jones, one time. kathy griffin, one time. nancy grace and judge judy – both on first husbands. nene was married once, i think. her oldest son is from a different father, but not sure she was married to him.i think she was married twice. so many people to pick from.

    • Blondesense says:

      Judge Judy has been married once to the father of her children and twice to her current husband Jerry

  6. CJ says:

    Roseanne is a good guess, but she’s been married three times.

  7. Cher is my guess for the first one. She’s been tweeting a lot lately, very political stuff. Thought of Kathy Griffin but she’s only been married once, Roseanne Barr has been married three times.

  8. Ruby12 says:

    Whoopi Goldberg for #1.

  9. romoshedint says:

    MsSH, I’m with you on the rest. I have no idea who Leo is dating though. Just sounds about right.

  10. Sasha says:

    Leo is dating one of the new Victoria’s Secret angels named Erin Heatherton. :)

  11. Adrienne maloof. Catch yall after power gets turned back on.

  12. madepiley says:

    NeNe said she was strickly dickly.. now she wouldn’t fib about that now would she? Plus she had issues with DEALdos… not the hallmark of a lesbiananna….. actually its exactly what a closeted lesbian would say. so…..

  13. DDCHAT says:

    Nene don’t let men go there so it ain’t her. No Way! She talked about it on the show with Kandi.

  14. Midnite79 says:

    Clint Eastwood popped into my head for the possible Robert Redford BI. I think his current wife is his second marriage, although I’m not positive. I know he lived with Sondra Locke for decades, but never married. If I remember correctly, he was married when he met her and cheated on that wife with Locke and others. He was quite the womanizer and Locke claims he was abusive and “forced” her to have at least 2 abortions. Not sure….just a thought.

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