August 21, 2012 2:30 pm
From the looks of Holland America’s Cruise site, Tree will be taking the kids!
The eight day cruise sets sail from Port Everglades on December 28, visiting Turks and Caicos, Puerto Rico, and St. Thomas. Along the way, cruisers will be treated to some exciting events, cooking classes and wine tastings by the Jersey Housewife herself, including:
- Behind the scenes of stories from Real Housewives of New Jersey and Celebrity Apprentice
- Girls day out (shopping, foods and lifestyle activities)
- Culinary creations and instructions
- Fabellini cocktail and wine making seminars
- Private New Year’s Eve cocktail reception with photos
- Book signing
- Creative writing demonstrations… Tree will actually write her own thoughts re the cruise every night! Without her PR people writing for her, Tree’s writing demonstration will begin at 8:00 pm sharp… and end at 8:01! It’s required that passenger’s sign up for these demonstrations… any less than 20 pre-registered guests and Tree will not show up!
Inside cabins start at $1,613 per person, based on double occupancy and the reservation deadline is August 24, so get cracking. To reserve your Fabulicious cruise, call Ericka Umstead at 888-969-4768, ext. 76908 or send an email to eumsted@wth.com.
July 26, 2011…
Why were Kathy’s Mom and Tre’s Dad not speaking? And how would Kathy and Tre be so close if parents were not speaking? Can I say history repeats itself.
I wondered that myself when Kathy first joined the show.
Think it was posted that teresa’s dad bought a shoe repair shop from kathy’s dad and that at the end there was a 100$ dispute where T’s dad said he already paid them off and K’s dad said he still owed him the 100$….. I forget who posted this, but I wanna said it was on this site;) not sure if SH herself psoted or it was in comments so don’t know how reiable this is….sorry, I gots a terrible memory!
gunner: That is correct. The info was on SH and was originally from one of the RHONJ episodes. TFC!! SH
Is Joe that sure he’ll win at trial? Or does he just think NJ won’t get around to sentencing him prior to the cruise?
I wouldn’t be surprised. If he’s like her it will go away if they just act like it’s not there you know? Of course we know otherwise but …
I think all this bs playing out on tv will be his best defense to not getting a fair trial
That’s a lot for Tre to handle without PR people.
Remind me not to book passage….
I wanna go! I was thinking of doing the Turner Classic Movie cruise in January, but this one sounds like fun too. I love going cruising…. I may seriously consider this.
madan: If you decide to spring for the cruise, send us daily photos! TFC!! SH
Yea Take one for the team! Madan I am to afraid of Miliania to go
Lisa, I’ll go with you and protect you from Miliania, we can be super under cover spies for Ms.SH and give an entire secret “reality” docudrama. If Milania comes at you with a shank made from a sharpened down bratz doll leg I’ll trade her for a econo size pack of matches. That will keep her off our trail for awhile, just make sure you note were the life boats are!
SHapened BRATZ leg hahahahahaha
bwhahahahahahah email to eumsted@wth.com.
WTH.com bwahahahahahaha. I see wth I think what the H3LL
Wouldn’t waste any dough to sail with that bunch!
It always strikes me as odd how a “celebrity” could enjoy something like this cruise. I guess some of them enjoy the fame THAT much. And I wonder hiw much interaction you would actually get with said celebrity. Shopping sounds interesting with 400 other people in a gift shop the size of a walmart bathroom. Having said that, I would totally go just for kicks but geeez the cost would double because of the flight. Y’all Flo- ridians have no idearz how lucky youse all be! Also, to address Kathy and Teresas parents closeness….I think one of them said somewhere that Kat and T never were that close as adults. Maybe as children. And we all know that close kids does not mean close adults. Kids dont usually have a choice who they hang around but adults do….
My family are dedicated cruisers and I’d love to do this cruise..but yeah that air fare could be a deal breaker. We try to cruise out of NYC to keep costs down. I bet Tree&fam will have a suite on this cruise and most all of fan interaction will be at planned events.
Cruising out of NYC would be preferrable to us too, but I wonder does that mean Im gonna spend bunches of days at sea? Im not too into the movies, games, and really the ship at all. I kinda like to get to the island and explore that. Although I must say the last cruise I took I was so Jax off my ass intoxicated, no kids with me, that I could have been at sea for 2 weeks and not known it. It was only 4 days to Nassau.
I’ll pass! i already did this cruise and it was tons of fun…
I didnt need teresa there to enjoy it…only my honey bunny
I won’t take a cruise because I know I will face plant into the midnight chocolate buffet every single night and gain 80 lbs. in one week. And I’m scared of food poisoning. OMG I sound like Paper towel!
gessie: LOL!!! TFC!! SH
Gessie, it was my experience with 3 different cruises that the food really wasnt all that great. I found it a little institutional. Like a hospital but better. And once we woke up at 3 am with hangovers and nothing was available to eat anyways. Ended up eating all the astronaut ice cream I bought as suvenirs for my girls……What? No they dont make that astronaut stuff anymore. Bad mother, I know. But that doesnt beat my husband telling the nice family we sat at dinner with every night his “occupation”. Yep, as I chatted away with the nice suburban mom of three teenage boys about the PTA, my husband unbeknownst to me, told her husband he works in the porn industry. Yep, on the first night. Of course he didnt tell me about his cute little joke until we got home.
so did he get the hook up for Porn movies? heheheh j/k
Nancy and Tom from Alabama…if you’re out there…it was a JOKE!
Ok now is that creative writing part a joke? Ms Sh having a lil fun with us a la FCC fines and such?
MP: LOL!! TFC!! SH
I take it Caroline and Albert aren’t going to babysit on this cruise.
lol. I reckon not.
LOL that episode was priceless.
If I could afford it, I would love to go. My money is all tied up in dog and cat food. I would love to support Teresa, though!
If I had the money, I would go. Might get kicked off for hounding Tree and hound her I would. Crap I’ll even babysit the girls.
Miliania: Get out of here you old troll before I kick you in the vajaja and send you back to where you came from…..
Me: Let me introduce you to my little friend………
Just kidding, one Portugee pinch and she will be crying for days……LOL
For those who don’t know what the P Pinch is. It’s when you take tumb and index (nails) to the skin of the arm. You pull up and twist real quick and let go. Stings for days. I had a very, very, good teacher (my mommy).
OMG! I am not Portuguese, but my mom used to do that, too. Only, we called them “church pinches” ‘cuz she would do it to us in church when we were fidgety and she couldn’t give us a smack on account of the attention it would draw.
Just in Miliana has put scissors on her back to school supply list, AND she insists on being in charge of all life rafts.
Miliana is hoping Caro comes on the trip. She got unfinished biz to take care of. BUT at least she has her mommy’s back. Brings me to a memorie of my kids. The fight like cats and dogs, but if someone is messing with either, the tag team.
My daughter broke up with her boyfriend and he was causing trouble. I kept saying “let it be he just wants a reaction good or bad” This went on for weeks. Well one night she comes out her room crying, hold her phone. I read the text and went nutso…I go storming across the house grap my key (picture me in my PJ’s no bra and a wild look in the eye). My son comes out his room. She’s his sister crying, his mom with murder in her eyes. He says “I’m coming and proceeds to get his baseball bat (he play’s ball and has a good swing). Ok that stopped me in my tracks, but I was sooooooo proud of my baby boy willing to go to “bat” for his sister and have his moms back, NO QUESTION ASKED, just ready to go. If that makes me a bad mommy, so be it…….LOL
I live in fort lauderdale…so this sounds pretty tempting. Will def. check with the fam to see if this is possible.
The Caribbean is a nice place to be during the Winter!
Seems fun,wish i could go.
“Tree’s writing demonstration will begin at 8:00 pm sharp… and end at 8:01!”
ROFL. Surely that includes 2 breaks, right?