SH “HIT AND RUN” SUNDAY II: Heather Dubrow “Cake Crime Imitators!”… Melissa Gorga “Tipsy Tricks!”…

August 19, 2012  4:00 pm

 Heather Dubrow… “HUH??  Did someone say I’m “dull”??  Oh, that’s just my hubbend, ole Quagmire… ignore him!”

Has Heather Dull-BRO contacted Debra Messing about Debra’s cakegate?  Does anyone know the whereabouts of Sarah Winchester??    

NYPost

Someone snatched one of the cupcakes intended for Debra Messing  at the launch event for the Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 at Lincoln Center Wednesday. Messing’s birthday was the same day, and the “Smash” star was surprised by boyfriend Will Chase with cupcakes from Crumbs.

As she was presented with the cupcakes reading “Happy Birthday” (one letter on each), observers saw a woman reach for the tray and grab one of the sweet treats bearing the letter Y and shove it into her mouth.


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NOTE:  Had the cupcake thief been caught, certainly she would have asked the same question which “Friend” of the OC Housewives, Sarah Winchester asked…

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Someone at MeGo’s PR company is workin’ overtime to get her a NYPost item!

From NYPost

MELISSA GORGA has been channeling her inner Beyoncé. “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” star, who just shot the new music video for her single, “I Just Wanna” that was written by her long-time friend Santino Noir, revealed at the Voli-sponsored Skinny Sipping Seminar at Lilium Tuesday that she will be fist-pumping and showing off her sexy moves. “I do a lot of dancing, and it’s hot,” Gorga said.

“I’m excited. It’s high-energy, and there will be lots of skin.”   NOTE:  Hasn’t everyone seen enough of MeGo’s skin… and her husband’s??

Though Gorga worked on fixing her strained relationship with sister-in-law Teresa Giudice last season on the Bravo reality show, she sullenly says that the two are not on speaking terms. “No, not right now,” Gorga said. “We’re not talking, and there is not much going on between us. I’ve made a lot of effort to fix our relationship.”

From TipsyDiaries… Melissa taught other housewives and NYC locals how to stay tipsy and make the perfect Mojito and Sea Breeze with Mango Coconut Voli Light Vodka.

Melissa Gorga… “Who said I like to work out?!  WHO??  Oh, I did?  OK…never mind!”

She also shared her work out tips with trainer and Nike Ambassador, Bridget Smith. Melissa told fans and party-goers that she loves to stay fit and often works out with husband, Joe, at least 4 to 5 times a week. She loves cardio and yoga!

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For all MobWives fans… BigAng by the pool yesterday… 

 Big Ang… and lesser boobalaged friends!   For all MobWives info, please check out our sister site MobWives.com… if you forget, they are on the SH blogroll!

(Thanks to SH reader and twitter follower @iamthepain29!!)

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The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
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33 Responses to SH “HIT AND RUN” SUNDAY II: Heather Dubrow “Cake Crime Imitators!”… Melissa Gorga “Tipsy Tricks!”…

  1. Ana Cephaly says:

    I think Milania pretty much summed up my feelings about Melissa: Melissa stinks!

  2. lisa the Irish Dragon says:

    Thats a huge set of knockers big Ang has

    • madepiley says:

      She does dont she. Somehow I cant picture her with any other sized boobs. She is hysterical and I think she knows she is too so that makes laughing with her different then the laughing at HWs that we do. Her laugh is sooooo funny.
      Speakin of big knockers….

      • Sooooo…those are real, no?

        • madepiley says:

          The watermelon gal? I cant imagine that they are. Still they have a fair amount of.. um hang time(?) dont they? There is this one entertainer that came to our town once called Busty Dusty. Hers were ever bit that big and not at all natural. It cant be comfortable. At all.

  3. stay says:

    What effort has she tried to make with Theresa?? She is a joke. Iam just waiting for ger bubble to burst!!!! lol

    • madepiley says:

      Yeah like not answering the phone when she tried to call wishing Antonia Happy Birthday and then reprimanding her on twitter. Trying real hard. more like rinky dink hard.

    • SDHS86 says:

      All she has is NOT getting along with Teresa. That’s her 15min story. Would you let it go iffin’ you was fame-A-whorin’? Not on your life! Being able to say that probably got her the interview. The rest was just filler they agreed to! ;)

  4. HaLaLa says:

    “I do a lot of dancing and it’s hot” …LMAO the camera (and Chris Judd) never lies but MeGo does.

  5. Lola Howe says:

    MeHo is a trainwreck who underestimates the power of social media and the viewer’s intelligence.
    I only wish Bravo would expose the rotten. Let Danielle spill what she knows so we do not have to listen to the cat in heat screeching and caterwauling that is MeHo trying to sing.

  6. Chiantideb says:

    Mego is a snake, slithering into obscurity (please let it be soon) and DANG that woman has some big Bubbies!

  7. belladee says:

    1 – I can not stand Heather
    2 – Mel touching her face and hair and jumpining up and down is not “a lot of dancing”. I guess jumping on my niece’s trampoline is considered dancing too? Why do her and her sisters always do that one arm thing. it’s not fist pumping and it’s not dancing! Oh and I am sure she meant temperature hot.
    3- who has on more make-up? my vote is Santino
    4-She puts all her effort in badmouthing teresa.
    5- Melissa has send she DOESNT work out and that she isnt a big eater anyway and that she likes to eat salads.
    6- Melissa is CLEARLY as crazy as Kelly

  8. madepiley says:

    While looking for a video regarding Sarhosis of the liver’s sugar problem I came upon this lil bit of irony.

  9. sarah sharkey says:

    Has no one noticed Melissa’s newly plumped lips (but she never had plastic surgery)?

    • adioslunatic says:

      She had her nose done as well, quite expertly. The refinement on the tip is very well done. But, she still has a souls as black as night.

  10. Joann says:

    Lots of dancing, gonna be hot with lots of skin… Yep sounds like a stripper to me.

    • Housewife Hoe says:

      I know who exactly is she trying to turn on? From what I understand, the demographic for the real housewives shows, and Bravo, are women. Idiots.

  11. All MeHo is doing with the Vodka is demonstrating it just like the food demo’s in ie: Costco….how low can she go…. :-)

    • old NJ girl says:

      She is not pouring the vodka like a real bartender either. I guess she danced more than she tended bar.
      BRAVO PLEASE make Lookers go away

  12. Marlboro Lite says:

    Why does Melissa look like a cheap Latina whore?

  13. Burger says:

    just get her with the flip flop and get it over with

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