CAROLINE MANZO: Lauren Manzo Weight Loss… Promoted By Online “HealthyProducts” Site…

August 19, 2012  1:30 pm

                 Lauren Manzo…

A PressRelease was issued by an online diet company praising Lauren Manzo’s weight loss…

From TrueHealthyProducts:

Lauren Manzo’s Remarkable Weight Loss Provokes True Healthy Products To Launch New Initiative…

“Following Real Housewives of New Jersey star Lauren Manzo’s remarkable weight loss, all natural nutrition company True Healthy Products has announced a new initiative designed to assist those looking to improve their health and lose weight.

The company announced their latest endeavor after Manzo officially announced he has reached and surpassed his weight loss goal of 30 pounds. “I hated myself… I was depressed,” Manzo exclaimed, “[Losing weight] was the best thing I’ve done in my life!”

Always in the spotlight, Lauren Manzo is an inspiration to others by setting a weight loss target and working to attain it. True Healthy Products commences this new effort hoping the new information will help those struggling to obtain a more healthy lifestyle and lose weight. The company hopes that anyone aiming to improve their health will look over the new free weight loss guides being launched athttp://www.truehealthyproducts.com/weight-loss-reports.

Dieters prompted by Manzo’s success can access these free guides athttp://www.truehealthyproducts.com/weight-loss-reports. These new reports and information will help the user with weight loss, diet, and nutrition and are available free of charge. They will also feature additional resources that anyone can use when looking for weight loss assistance.

True Healthy Products is a nutrition company dedicated to offering the best customer service and latest products that range from all natural sports nutrition supplements, healthy dark chocolate, weight loss programs, revolutionary skin care and whole food vitamin supplements.

For more information visit:http://www.truehealthyproducts.com

Contact:
True Healthy Products, LLC
2460 North Courtenay Parkway, Suite 210
Merritt Island, FL 32953    888.400.2920″

NOTE:  Obviously, Dr. Perricone’s recommendations didn’t work out!

 Supplements…

                        Egg Whites…

                  Cheese… not on Perricone!!

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The Real Housewives franchises have become a guilty pleasure for me and I've become intrigued by 'normal' people who would agree to put their lives on television for public display and scrutiny. What are their motives to divulge their daily routines for viewing audiences to approve, reprimand, berate, castigate, attack; basically abuse and judge? Oh, just forget about the above nonsense... the majority of these people are just stoo-pid.
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131 Responses to CAROLINE MANZO: Lauren Manzo Weight Loss… Promoted By Online “HealthyProducts” Site…

  1. OMG what a crock of bullshit. BTW did the chunky one have a sex change they said he has reached and surpassed his weight goal. What else are these idiots going to try and scam people with….JMO :-)

    • Mel says:

      The Manzo’s are LIARS point blank.

      The real truth is that Lauren and Caroline were getting endorsement deal with Dr. P for diet supplements etc. Lauren was to say she used that diet to lose weight and get a fat check (pun intended) to be spokesperson. However…..lazy as the Manzo’s are she didn’t want to do the “real” work, so she got the lapband. Lauren and Mama Manzo kept the lapband a secret so they can act like Lauren lost it from the supplements…which is a LIE. However,someone was going to rat out little Miss Manzo secret lapband procedure, so Lauren had to come clean FIRST. So she seeked out a tabloid to sell the story first (…..sound familair ms hypocrite Caroline) so her plan wouldn’t be exposed.

      Remember when someone asked Lauren how she is losing weight. She tweeted a picture of those supplements (eyeroll). One screen Lauren “hated to work out” like mommy. She refused to consistantly eat right, and she hated the egg white crap. Like her mother AND father before her….Lauren took the quick and easy route. She is now trying to say she is dieting and eating right now…blah blah. When your stomach is the size of a jelly bean of course you can’t stuff your face that easily!!! Lauren and Don C of full of shizz. They are quick to criticize, judge, and belittle other people….but when it comes to their crap….it’s sunshine and lollipops…with ZERO accountability.

      • GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

        Holla!

        • KateH says:

          These lies make the Manzos and Dr. Perricone look like FOOLS and Opportunists! Everyone know that Lauren had the lapband surgery, paid for by her daddy. Insurance would not pay for the surgery because she was well within the weight range that, had she not been so lazy and spoiled, she could have lost it on her own. Shame on the Manzo’s and Perricone!

      • Buck Henry says:

        Didn’t that “Doctor of nutrition” get arraigned in court for something? Also they are still trying to push that she lost weight with his stuff and not the lapband. The Manzo’s are bunch of crooks.

  2. belladee says:

    When was Lauren a He? – Manzo officially announced he has reached and surpassed his weight loss goal of 30 pounds. “I hated myself… I was depressed,” Manzo exclaimed, “[Losing weight] was the best thing I’ve done in my life!”

    • Getting Daddy to pay for a lapband was the best thing he/she did, besides drinking real water not black sludge…. :-)

      • belladee says:

        They would have never admitted to the lapband if someone didnt out Lauren. Why arent there any scenes related to her lapband besides her dad’s talking head?

        • HaLaLa says:

          Agree..awww I’m sure it was too intimate for Eeyore to show to the viewers, poor, spoiled baby..on the other hand Bravo films and shows everything the Giudices do..editing in favor of Manzos!! Yet again.

          • Trekker says:

            Or it just could be that Bravo takes a cut of all promotional deals the Housewives and their families get from being on the show. Bravo is all about the money and showing the lapband surgery would blow the deal and Bravo’s cut.

        • Jo says:

          I wonder who ratted them out…..and good making the public think she lost it by drinking egg whites.#SHAMEONTHEMANZO

          • lisa the Irish Dragon says:

            no one ratted them out lauren tweeted she had the surgery herself

          • belladee says:

            Supposely someone from the dr office, which ia a HIPAA violation. So the mag called Lauren for a statement and she gave them the story to look bettter. She said she was keeping it a secret bc of confidentionally agreement. BS, she got caught!

        • Didn’t she have it done during the off season. Remember them saying she had to go to the hospital I think twice during the summer. I bet one of those times was for the lapband… JMO :-)

    • Bill says:

      I caught that too. Isn’t this called fraud?

      • madepiley says:

        The whole dang diet industry is a fraud. But the “he” part is sorta funny. Means that not everyone knows what a Manzo is. Even the company they are promoting could care less. He,she, whatever. I reckon they didn’t think it was important enough to clarify.

    • Annie58 says:

      she hated herself and any one with in 5ft of her..i always thought she was so joyless never ever tried to join in anything and always had a misreable look on her face..Ohhhh just like her mom!!!

    • Elmozoe says:

      Maybe Daddy paid for more than just lapband. Maybe Lauren felt she needed to become a “he” while she was at it, if she ever wanted to be accepted by her mother.

  3. Lola Howe says:

    Ive had two co-workers who did the lapband and both gained their weight back within a year. Lauren is young and hopefully that is on her side . I wish her all the best. However Don caro’s fat comment, the constant drinking (alcohol) and eating are bound to sabotage Lauren. Al Sr. looks like he may have gained a portion of his weight back. Not sure how public scrutiny helps anyone struggling with weight loss.

    • madepiley says:

      I could not imagine the public scrutiny. I really wish they had never made this a storyline.

      • Lola Howe says:

        I agree, MP. The asshole comment , the she’s crazy comments tell me a whole lot more about Don Caro’s parenting than I want to know. Lauren’s weight issues should not be public domain. She will be held to an unreasonable standard by more than just her Mother now.

        • Annie58 says:

          Do you think maybe it became part of story line so they didnt have to pay for lapband ?? I honestly have to say I just don’t get these people…they claim “Fambily” is so important but spend the time bashing undermining and throwing each other under the bus….All i can say i thank god none of them are my “Fambily”…someone would have gotten an ass kicking by now..

        • belladee says:

          I see a “Mommy dearest” book coming from Lauren in 20 years!! Anyone caught what kind of hangers are in her closet? All I saw was Albie in there??

        • GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

          I totally agree about the utter stupidity of making Lauren’s struggles with weight a storyline. Any mother who cares about their kid would have strongly advised her against it IMO. But hey, Mommy Chuck needed a new storyline. She can only wipe so many counters! Plus, Albie already took one for the team – revealing his embarrassing law school debacle. I keep saying, it’s Critterfur’s turn now. He must have some deep, dark painful secret or struggle he can share with the world so Chuck can stay in the spotlight for another season! Whaddaya got Critterfur? Micropenis?

        • KateH says:

          I do not believe that anyone is truly holding Lauen to an “unreasonable” weight loss standard at all! The fact is that Lauren bragging about the lapband to lose 30 lbs. sets up others with this amount to loose to Fail!
          Lauren needed a story line to get her Bravo Check, she got it. End of story!

          • Lola Howe says:

            My comment re the unreasonable standard has nothing to do with the amount of weight Lauren loses. I probably was not very clear as i intended. the unreasonable standard I was referring to was Don Caro’s expectations of her and the constant comparisons to her brothers aka The Princes of Smirk. My apologies for not expressing myself more clearly.

            • Ana Cephaly says:

              Lauren is definitely compared unfavorably to her brothers, The Princes of Smirk, by the Don. I just can’t bring myself to feel much sympathy for her, though, because she is so much like her mother. I mean, the concept of someone being treated that way by their own mother is sad and tragic, but the reality of the smug, self-righteous, snobby, officious, know-it-all Lauren is the reality with which we are presented.

              • madepiley says:

                Laurens problem is that acting “just like her mother” is her only way to try to gain acceptance from her momma. Would be nice to now what kind of girl Lauren would have grown up to be without feeling the need to mimick mommies pathology.

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                Dang! You almost got me to feelin’ sorry for her right there. The girl has no spirit. When her brothers were making fun of her and instead of giving them a dose back, she snivels and locks herself in the RV to pout like a child. She needs to put on her big girl chonies and learn how to fight back.

              • madepiley says:

                I agree with ya there Ana. I fear when she finally unleashes on them its gonna be relentless. But it has to be done.

              • RichmondVA says:

                I think her attempt to take up for herself was so half a$$ed because as she said, her brothers will always be right in Caro’s eyes. Don’t worry, ladies- she is her mother’s daughter. Eventually she will rip em to shreds!

              • Lola Howe says:

                I agree. She is obviously spoiled. The entire make-up artist bs storyline. Not really all that impressed with Lauren’s abilities . I cannot comprehend families who just give their widdle babycakes a store . Seriously. I would think make-up artist is a long way from the counter at Nordstroms selling a brand. Has Lauren taken any accounting classes? Business classes? marketing and advertising classes? Oh no . Sorry. Lauren learned all she needed because her family owns the Brownstone. Business sense by osmosis. I thought ashlee was a pill but in the range of normal considering that Jax was her parent.
                Don caro was empowered when she managed to shove Aslee off the show so Lauren could shine .Lapband has ppms, permanent PMS.

              • cammierari says:

                Lauren doesn’t even wear much makeup. What makeup artist have you ever seen that wears makeup so rarely? Even the MALE makeup artists wear SOME makeup lol. I don’t see it being a “passion” for Lauren, therefore I can’t see it being a success.

        • There are a lot of things BRAVO should not have shown, and things said for the public to witness, but I guess these people went into it with their eyes open or they have piss poor Attorneys who do not represent them very well. They are paying for their 15 minutes of fame now.

    • Jo says:

      she talks about food and drinking soooo much,a lot for a person who had the band done

  4. LifeIsGood says:

    Unless this website is promoting the use of Lapband surgery to lose weight, this is misleading.

    As soon as Lauren lets her lapband out, the pounds will come right back. God help her is she ever becomes pregnant, she will really put on the pounds. If she is an asshole and a food addict as her mother tells us, she doesn’t need a lapband she needs a shrink.

    • Lola Howe says:

      Cosign LifeIsGood. Lapband is not a miracle cure. If you continue to eat more food than can be held in the palm of your hand the stomach will stretch out again. You have to kick the bad food habits and get moving. lauren may occasionally act ugly but she is an attractive young woman maybe we are all meant to be a size zero. A smile on her face and a better attitude would improve Lauren’s looks more than any weight loss surgery-IMO.

      • madepiley says:

        Thats what I was wondering about.. the stretching out. I figured it would stretch out. Makes more sense then when Lauren claims she went in an intentionally had it surgically loosened.

        • Zoe says:

          Actually, everyone with a lapband gets it adjusted over time as they make progress toward their goals.

          (Maybe you were thinking of gastric bypass, which does permanently alter the size of your stomach and also bypasses much of the intestine. )

          It is totally possible to regain all the weight with either procedure however if you don’t closely follow the program.

          • madepiley says:

            ok thanks Zoe. Thats gotta be a pain in the butt to go in and have it loosened. Does insurance cover that too? Is it included in the initial cost? My husbands friend had it done and I dont think he has gone back to have his readjusted but maybe he has and we just didnt know.

            • Zoe says:

              My understanding is that if your insurance covered the surgery, it should cover the adjustments as well. But I’ve read some blogs of folks who’ve had the procedure and then lost their insurance (or who paid for it on their own) and then couldn’t afford the adjustments. Apparently most folks have what are called “fills” to make the band tighter as they lose the weight and their stomach is shrinking and then it’s let out again as they go onto a maintenance diet at or near goal weight.

              There were some long discussions about this on a weight-loss support site I frequented a while back, as the site was open to anyone trying to lose weight even if they’d had some sort of bariatric surgery. The blogs of the folks who’d had the various surgeries were fascinating, and really opened my eyes to how difficult it is to follow those prgrams. It’s not the “easy way” that some folks assume it must be. I really had no idea how much was involved before reading those blogs and chatting with some of those folks.

              • sherry says:

                Actually,having the band adjusted is an office visit. It entails an ultrasound and the doctor either withdrawing or adding saline to the band via the port–uh huh, with a rather large needle! And insurance usually covers the surgery, but I have never known anyone whose insurance would cover the adjustments. Those are around 400 bucks a pop in my area, so its gets very pricey quickly.

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                Wow! Wait, so people that have this done have a port after that? Like forever? Maybe Miss Andy should ask Carowhine to show her abdomen to see if there is a port or not so she can prove she ain’t had a lap band like she claims.

              • Lola Howe says:

                Chuckie is naturally thin as are the boys. Just good genetics. Maybe chuckie needs to watch RHONJ season 1 &2 and get a clue. ROFL when those words passed her lips.

              • Ana Cephaly says:

                Kind of like when LapBand bemoans the genes that make her fat as she gulps down wine and stuffs cheese and salami down her gullet.

              • Zoe says:

                Thanks, couldn’t remember what folks had said it cost. Knew it wasn’t inexpensive though!

              • njinthehouse says:

                caroline was a fat cow especially during season 1 w/ her butch haircut. she is an ugly woman through and through.

    • Zoe says:

      Maybe she just needs to get further away from that crazy family!

  5. love nj says:

    Always a hustle with them Manzoids. Blk Water (a/k/a BK water), now diet aids. Yikes!!!! When can they ever be honest and work.

    • Annie58 says:

      maybe they should get a job as nosey bodies it seems like the only thing they do right is sticking their nose in other peoples business..

    • Ana Cephaly says:

      Bunch of snake oil salesmen. They need to be careful about making claims of health benefits from drinking their sludge. The FDA is really persnickety about things like that.

    • Lola Howe says:

      What was Don Caro’s comment about Tre needing to pull herself up by her bootstraps? Oh My rich indeed for someone who’s work consists of miserable appearances on a reality show. Is that considered pulling oneself up the hard way as the word bootstraps implies? Really.? Lapband to lose 30 pounds? Hmmm. Is that also doing it the gut it out old fashioned Manzio weigh? Pun intended. Take ir from a 50 something creeping closer to 60, the only way tp lose weight is to throw out all the crap and junk food in the pantry, start telling yourself no mas, strap on your walking shoes and hit the pavement. Every day. And for gosh sakes SMILE!

  6. WTF says:

    LIAR, LIAR Lapband on FIRE….. This family is a complete joke……

    • belladee says:

      I really hope fame made the Manzos the way they are, because I can’t imagine a whole family acting this entitled and above everyone else for no reason. If Melissa thinks Teresa is a bad SIL, she should have married Chris Laurita to know what a bad SIL is.

      • Ana Cephaly says:

        I can’t for the life of me understand why the Manzoids think that they are so special and wonderful. Their FEBUS attitude is so lame. They think they are smarter, more talented, and morally grounded than anyone else. Nothing could be further from the truth. All they seem capable of doing is putting others down. My mouth fell open when they Joes were setting up the tents on the Napa trip and the Manzoids were standing around watching with their thumbs up their butts (as usual) and one of the Manzoid boys (don’t know which one and they are pretty much interchangeable) made a snide comment about, “big muscles, small brains”. Well, those moronic Manzoids don’t have big muscles OR big brains, so who are they to criticize with their lazy @ss selves with small muscles and small brains just standing around watching and criticizing.

  7. CJ says:

    Truehealthyproducts must be offering all natural lap band surgery or perhaps there is an organic lap band surgery. What a joke.

  8. JellyBelly says:

    Ahhhhh, they drive me nuts! Do those Manzos ever do anything that is honest or has any integrity? Ever? Do you think that diet company knows about the lap band? Do you think Lauren lied to them? I hope so because then the company can sue her butt for fraud. He he.

  9. Elmozoe says:

    RoxyPoxy is baaaack!!!!! Claims her article is in this upcoming week’s issue of InTouch.

  10. GuiltyOfWatchingHousewives says:

    WHAT?????????????? ( I wish I could have upped that to like size 72 font ) HEALTHY??? This girl who started out by consuming little more than “liquid egg whites ” for 2 months, then hopped on the surgical table and we’ve seen her pounding booze in every scene even AFTER the surgery. I won’t even get into her MENTAL health, because that would take 5 paragraphs. This is a prime example of a person who’s lost weight in a HEALTHY way? Is this company nuts?

    And I’m sorry, but is 30 lbs really considered a ” remarkable ” weight loss for someone who underwent stomach-size-altering SURGERY AND claims to work out ” 2 hrs a day, 5 days a week”??? I’m really not making fun of her and I applaud her progress, but to me, there’s something very off about her claims. I think that band must be SUPER “loose”.

  11. Lola Howe says:

    My Dear SH, thanks for creating this awesome website and allowing me to post. So many incredibly intelligent posters and truly funny posts. Ya’ll rock!

  12. To quote Big Al: “When all else fails, Daddy will buy you a lapband” Really? No wonder this girl is all kinds of fucked in the head! Weight loss surgery is NOT for the faint of heart whether it is lapband, Open RNY (Which I had btw almost 8 years ago) You have so much you have to go through in order to have it, meetings, one on one’s with the surgeon, nutritionists, psychiatrist and the number 1 thing they stress is sure, you will lose weight and rather rapidly but if you don’t get it right in your head before undergoing this surgery you will not be successful. Took me awhile to get there and all the while I kept researching, attending meetings etc and I have kept the weight off all these years later and my stomach hasn’t stretched out that much at all. Once you have this surgery it’s eat to live, not live to eat. The Manzos are a poor poor role model for this type of surgery and it really makes me sick! It undermines the people who truly had it to be healthy and all the hard work we have all put into being healthy.

    • Lola Howe says:

      Congratulations on all your hard work and wishing you future success. It was nice read about your journey from a realistic point of view. You do have to work hard and I admire your determination.

      • Thank you Lola! It is hard and definitely not the easy way out. There is so much you have to prove as far as what methods of weight loss you used in the past, how much you lost, regained etc etc. Lauren and her family are setting up people to fail by promoting things the way they are. 30 lbs? with a lapband. If you do the research you have to have a certain BMI and if your BMI is under the recommended you have to have co-morbidities ie: Diabetes, High Blood Pressure. This kid is what? 24 I have yet to hear of anything she has other than a piss poor attitude and mean streak.

        • Lola Howe says:

          Love your post! LOL! Bad attitude and a mean streak. My BFF had stomach staple and it was a year of counseling, meetings with nutritionist , surgeon, lots of pre-op. I know the Bariatric Assoc and AMA have changed the a the guidelines but I had a difficult time believing any Dr. would perform the surgery if LapBand had only had 30 pounds to lose. My precious darlings could be absolute nasty biotches too but they were pretty much out of the nasty phase and worrying about Grad Schools, careers by Lauren’s age. IMO lots going on with Lauren that has very litle to do with her weight. Attitude is everything and surgery can’t fix that.

  13. sarajean14 says:

    Seriously did they read their own quote before posting it? He??? Lol yeah I don’t trust anything they have to say when they don’t even know the gender of the healthy person they are praising lol

  14. Sparklie222 says:

    I am sure there are many who took a screen shot of the tweet admitting to the lapband surgery. Maybe the Manzo’s go by the rule, if it is not on the show you can’t talk about it? And they call Tre a liar. Ya know, the federal government takes it seriously when you make blatantly false claims when it comes to health problems. I smell desperation here.

  15. If someone has had lapband surgery and needs this product in addition to it, then fine, advertise how she’s honestly lost the weight from point A to point B. Congrats to her for slimming down, however she did it.

  16. TV Junkie says:

    The FDA has very strict guidlines when it comes to claims and advertising from supplement / weight loss companies. This is most definitely fraud and false advertising. It is a fact that she lost the weight with the lap band from her own words in her interview and from Big Al’s statement on TV.
    Once the FDA starts receiving complaints from viewers and is tipped off about this, they will have to stop claiming that the products are responsible for her weight loss.

  17. TV Junkie says:

    This situation is similar to the Kris Jenner article about her plastic surgery:

    Kris Jenner is being sued by a cosmetics firm over her plastic surgery.

    The reality TV star, who had a facelift in June, is facing legal action by beauty company B&P.

    They claim the 55-year-old breached a contract to endorse a line of their anti-ageing skin care products – called Beautiful Eyes in a Bag – by going under the knife.
    They alleged her admission to having the surgery violates her agreement not to harm the reputation of the company and the product.

    • Ana Cephaly says:

      Wow! Maybe the Manzoids will get sued. Bwahahaha! Maybe Prince Albie should have stuck at the whole law school thing, he could have a whole law practice devoted solely to defending his shady family in lawsuits.

    • Mike B says:

      LMAO, TV Junkie. Who would put the words “Eyes” and “Bag” together in the name of their beauty product? Reminds me of blk water . . . morons. How these guys stumble into money defies all logic!

      • TV Junkie says:

        So true, Mike! Eyes and Bag, and Black and Water, yuck!! LOL! They seem to just jump on any opportunity to make a fast buck without even doing any research or using common sense.

  18. Zoe says:

    I think that True Healthy Products is using Lauren’s name without her knowledge.
    Why?
    Because they are also using the U.S. Olympic Team in their press releases: http://www.truehealthyproducts.com/10338/usa-olympic-team-wins-medal-count I think we can all agree that the U.S. Olympic team is not engaged in marketing the products. ;)

    Seems as though this company is just throwing popular names into it’s headlines in an effort to get more hits on its website.

    • I’m not a lawyer, but IMO I don’t think anyone could use your name without your permission. I thnk that would be a law suit just waiting to happen….

      • Zoe says:

        I’m not an attorney either, but I think you’re right that this company has left itself open to a lawsuit. They probably get cease and desist letters pretty frequently.

        Not that I wouldn’t put a stunt like this below most of the Real Housewives, but this company seems to have co-opted a lot of famous names.

  19. Zoe says:

    I don’t think Lauren Manzo has any relationship with “True Healthy Products”. The company is also using Jordin Sparks, the U.S. Olympic Team, the Women’s Water Polo Team, Chaka Khan in their Press Releases and ads. Seems like a very unethical company that just uses any name that they think will drive hits to its website.

    I made an earlier post on this but it went into moderation, probably because I included a link.

    • Zoe says:

      Also using Paula Deen, Rex Ryan, Team USA Men’s Basketball, Sarah Attar (another Olympian), Olympic Torch and Usain Bolt (Olympian). That’s only up to page 9 of the results from a google search on True Healthy Products.

    • love nj says:

      IF they did, Lauren has a lawsuit. Your name and/or likeness cannot be used without your permission.
      Let’s see.

  20. Chiantideb says:

    How totally false and obnoxious! SHE HAD FREAKIN LAP BAND, now she’s a maven of health products! DISGUSTING, not watching the manzoid boys or believing the the manzoid girl!

  21. Mike B says:

    On the topic of Manzoids (and sorry if this has been previously mentioned…I’ve been away for a few days) . . . did anyone catch the unbearable “Manzothon” yesterday? It featured THREE HOURS of previously viewed footage with the Manzoid boys (they’re not men) and Greggie-Weggie commenting at commercial breaks. Thankfully, I had DVR’d it. I got through only half of a single hour and had to delete it, along with the other two hour recordings. Total snoozefest!!

    • LOL I did the same thing, the manzoids weren’t even featured just when it went to commercial the 3 of them acted like complete fools….all it did was feature the shows nothing with them….I deleted all 3 hours after watching 45 minutes of the first hour…..a complete waste of time….

      • Mike B says:

        Yep, it was unbearable, Barb!!

      • Chiantideb says:

        I purposely boycotted the Manzoids, I will not contribute to them in any shape or form, not even my ratings! I DVR NJ now, some times tweet even though i am WC and 3 hours behind.

    • madepiley says:

      I didn’t make it thru all of it but once I saw how they were doing it , commenting after the scenes, I wanted to see how they explained the “you heard it here first prediction” As expected they still think there momma was right to say that. On some level Albie must know they were playing to devils fiddle because he had pit stains under his arms. Did you see that?

    • Ana Cephaly says:

      No. I assiduously ignored it. I would rather have a glass shard enema than deliberately watch the spectacularly boring Manzoid progeny and their equally pallid roommate, BGG. In fact, I recoiled in horror when I realized that my DVR had set to record it, based on being set to record new episodes of RHONJ. I cancelled the recording of those shows, ‘cuz I didn’t want the Manzoids polluting up my DVR.

      • Mike B says:

        “Glass shard enema;” you paint such a lovely picture, lol, Ana! You didn’t miss anything, that’s for sure. If my DVR hadn’t already been set to record the series, I would’ve missed it completely and been perfectly fine with that.

  22. Lola Howe says:

    Very disingenuous. I would understand if Lauren ever evinced an affinity to eat natural foods and explored homeopathic avenues. All we have seen is a clear case of feast or famine. NMB if she gets a lapband but be honest about it. SapphireLady1970 clearly expresses the difficulties.

  23. smallmiracle says:

    It’s NOT healthy, to cut yourself open, to shrink your stomach in order to lose weight. Body wasn’t meant to have a stomach the size of an egg!

  24. SDHS86 says:

    Critterfur looks to be next. He’s blowin’ up like a a big Al workin’ in da kitchen! ;) The 4th lap band in da fambily iz the charm they said.

  25. originalcyn1 says:

    Didn’t Caroline say that children emulate what they see at home! I think that dicribes Lauren very well. I think Lauren going to weight watchers with Vito or Christoper would have been more interesting than her story line this season. With 4 children I have found getting their own apartment was on of the best diet plans there is! It’s amazing what being on a budget will do for your figure.

  26. Candace says:

    There is a faux twitter account that is supposedly by the manzoid creatures, can’t recall the title…but it has some nauseating wallpaper of the guys.

    Worst of all was Chris, trying to look sexy, pulling on one corner of his shirt’s neckline, to “show off” part of his chest.

    Instead, it actually looks like he has a real BREAST that he is exposing. He’s chunky, but never expected to see a full on moob like he’s got. Needs to get his various hormone levels check and up the testosterone stat.

    • belladee says:

      There is a faux account against Greg and the Manzo’s “greg’s loose butthole”. It’s actually pretty funny and the person running the account makes great valid points. Love that twitter account!!

      • madepiley says:

        Yeah that one is funny. I always check in with them daily to see what they have said. Have you seen the parody account for Crooky’s Ayers. MississippiLoverBoy or sumpin. Good stuff.

    • Candace: We LOVEZ @GregsLooseHole here at SH! Very funny… and very informative!! TFC!! SH

  27. madepiley says:

    So I just checked my dvr for tonight’s NJ episode. The description says “Teresa’s horseplay may jeopardize business” What are they smokin? Jeopardize it how? More than Vito’s brown bear that threatens to gobble up profits? Rich’s pathetic wandering boner causing numbers to plummet? unbelievable.

    • MP: This is from BRAVO: “The great Jersey caravan stomps its way through Napa for a business meeting with a local vineyard. But all work and no play make the Housewives dull gals, and too much horseplay threatens to ruin the deal for good. And in a shocking moment of truth, one phone call could change Teresa’s life forever.” TFC!! SH

  28. Kelly says:

    Considering she only lost 30 lbs in 10 months 3lbs a month after lap band I consider that a failure too. I saw a current pic of her an Crittoter today and it looks like she has gained most if not all back.

  29. Laura P says:

    I had the lap band done 3 & 1/2 years ago & lost 146 lbs. This is just a tool to help you get started to a healthy life, I go to weight watchers every week & watch my intake EVERYDAY! Lauren needs more then a smaller ass to help her she needs medication. She is a true (Woe is me kind of person).

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