August 16, 2012 10:45 am UPDATE 12:40 pm 1:10 pm 6:00 pm
Please visit the newest site to be added to the SH Blogroll… HIT FIX!
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Lisa Vanderpump… “I have every LadiesHomeJournal ever published! Ken and I tote them everywhere we move. Oh… and all back issues of Redbook, too!”
Where does Lisa VanderpumpRump get all the “great” information for her newsletter? Lisa must be foraging from old LadiesHomeJournals! Lisa’s latest newsletter delves into the FIVE things you should not eat before bedtime… coffee, chocolate, cheese, sweets and beans…and how to make vanilla ice cubes! Lisa’s Newsletter…
Here are five MORE items you should not eat before bedtime: Fritos, sticks of butter, aluminum foil, glass shards and Legos.
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Kim Zolciak: ”Well, I wanted to name him “Kash And KARY”… but Kroy thought “KashKade” sounded better… ya know, like “Cascade” the dishwasher stuff!!”
It looks like Kim was not expecting any type of arrival… hours earlier she had tweeted that she was enjoying the afternoon with Kroy.
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Kyle Richards…
From Parade…
Kyle on reality TV vs. Kyle in reality.
“On the show, we go to a lot of events so we’re dressed up a lot. But at home, I have little to no makeup on and am just in jeans and a t-shirt or leggings. I have to be comfortable when I’m at home.”
Kyle’s at home with her husband… John Turturro…
Her luscious locks.
“I have cut it before. My hair grows really fast and when I’m on the show, I have to color it sometimes and I wish it wouldn’t grow as fast so I wouldn’t have to color it as much when we’re shooting. I’ve cut it many times. The shortest I ever cut it was to my shoulders.
Sally Hershberger… and her famous choppy cut… and her dog…
I dyed it blonde and had that choppy, Sally Hershberger cut that was so popular. It just did not look good on me. Some people didn’t have the nerve to tell me until it grew out. This is just the look I feel the most comfortable in and is the most like me.”
Her big TV news.
“I only stepped away from acting when I was pregnant and my babies were little. I was on ER for ten years on and off. I was pregnant during some of it and hiding my stomach in my scrubs. I really have a passion [for acting]. I actually sold a pilot. I can’t say what network but it’s a half-hour sitcom. I can’t say yet [what it's about] but I’m really excited about it.” NOTE: Hagface Kyle’s sold pilot is about… wait, wait… WAIT… a “Mom” living in Beverly Hills who “stars” on a reality show! AND… Kyle-ee wants to be cast as the lead!
And don’t forget…Kyle’s adopted!
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Neal Schon, Tareq and Michale Salahi… before Messy fled!
According to E!Online… an out-of-court settlement has been reached in the Tarmac Salami lawsuit against Messy Salami/Neal Schon/Journey.
“I am thrilled with the resolution of this case and to close this chapter in my life and now move forward in a positive manner,” Tareq, who once upon a time called his estranged wife a “groupie slut” after she left him for Schon, said in a statement released to E! News.
“I always maintained that my claims were valid and eventually they would be recognized as such. I wish Michaele the best.” Tareq had sued Schon and his ex for $50 million, claiming their actions cost him all sorts of lucrative reality-TV deals and related paydays, but a Virginia judge threw the complaint out for good last month.
“The confidential settlement in the suits against Journey, Neal Schon and Michaele was a win for all concerned,” Tareq’s lawyer, Charles B. Roberts. “It allows for more clarity as Mr. Salahi’s case moves forward. We are now asking the circuit court judge to reconsider the case against DD Entertainment, the Hollywood agent formerly shared by Mr. Salahi and then wife Michaele, and now by her and Neal Schon.”
NOTE: ”A win for all concerned”… that could only mean that Tarmac got himself some big bucks! Who CARES about their legal altercations!? We wanna know what the hell happened to Sparkle!!!
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Briana and Ryan Culberson…
Last heard from Ryan Culberson back in July… he was goin’ off to Vegas. We thought he was goin’ to Vegas before being deployed and obviously that was incorrect! He was off to Vegas for a bachelor party…
Ryan and Briana are in Coto de Caza awaiting the birth of their baby… another 9 weeks to go!
Ryan just tweeted his photo from a concert he attended last night…
… and tweeted this over the weekend!
NOTE: Just found that Vicki Gunvalson blocked SH on twitter! Pretty sure that completes the OC Housewives who have blocked SH on twitter! Wonder if they all got together and chatted about SH?! OR… since Lord of the Housewives, MissAndy recently blocked SH, has he given his blocking ‘recommendations’ to his Housewife employees?
MOST interesting is the fact that Vicki’s “boyfriend” Brooks “Crooksy” Ayers has not yet blocked SH… are Vicki and Crooksy still together???
(Thanks to SH readers “cybraxis” “ChumHun” and “PDM”!!!)
The pyschic/Rose missed the baby being a girl.Awful name for a boy.Figures the “The Slut” would have a name with money in it.God she is dreadful.The 2 girls will get kicked to the curb by the new boys and having their daddy in the picture.
No Kroy will be genuine with the girls, UNTIL THEY DON’T DO WHAT HE WANTS. And then he will freak out and push them aside. He has two sons with his new (MILF wife). Alot of men and women too seem to always care for the child or children that aren’t theres at first. But give it time and they start to want them gone, standard jealousy of the new man or woman on the other children that aren’t his. Trust me, I went through something like this and it’s not pretty. It seemed okay at the beginning but give it a few years or when pressure starts to mount on the family it starts.
Sounds like Chris L. with Asslee.
I’m afraid you’re right. I hope that he wouldn’t kick them to the curb but you never know. I hope that Kim actually does love ALL of her kids but I don’t know…..
I don’t think Kroy will kick the girls aside he really loves them and they love him. That was the only good thing I saw on their spinoff. Kroy is a stand up man. If anyone’s had a husband that loves your kids like their own, you can be happy for that.
I agree; what I see on the program, Kroy seems to really be involved with the girls; I wish them all the best, and hope they are putting some real cash aside. As far as the name; not that bad; there’s worse out there, nick name little KK.
I imagine he does relate to the girls better He is what 5 yrs older then them Ok maybe not 5 yrs he is defiantly more their age then Kims
Sort of like 8 years older, lololololololol. He’s in MILF mode and eventually we will see what will happen.
Kash kade?! It sounds like something a teen mom would think is so cool. Kroy is cute and seems nice but I think he could’ve had any woman he wants and he picks a trashy tranny dude looks like a lady woMAN.
That’s the first thing I thought, too, MouthoftheSouth! She looks just like a man in drag!
Im surprised she didnt name him kash kow or Childsupport forever
lisa: Too FUNNY!!! TFC!! SH
Now that’s funny..and probably true. Sometimes when I start thinking how awful people are, from watching these shows, I come here and most days one of ya’ll make me laugh so hard I walk away in a good mood…can’t beat that!! Thx lisa ; )
Or ChaChing… LOL
That’s hysterical!
Actually when I read the name the first time I read it as “Kash Kab” like the game show…. LOL!
LMAO!
Looks are not everything…Maybe he married her because she makes him laugh..
I think she is pretty funny.
That sounds like a gangsta rapper’s name. The poor kid.
What the f&&k&&! Kash? Does she want to become a kardashian? I’m sorry but the name is just plain ridiculous
They both chose Kash Kade, not just one. While it’s sure a mystery why, they seem genuinely in love and discuss everything together. Deciding they wanted a name starting with K to jive with Kroy and Kroy, Jr. they came up with these two names. It sounds like a cowboy’s name to me. Can see him on a horse, and another cowboy yelling: “Hey, Kash, need help lassoing this wild steer.” Where ridiculous names stand, nothing can beat Rumer, Tallulah, Scout for girls, Kal-El (Nick Cage’s son after Superman). I can’t remember them all, so here’s a site for “What were they think..er.. drinking?” http://www.cracked.com/article_15765_the-20-most-bizarre-celebrity-baby-names_p2.html
We must not forget that poor little boy named Blanket!
Also, didn’t Matthew McConaughey’s brother name his boy after a beer? Something like “Miller Light”!!
Kyle’s new show is called The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills but it’s all about Kyle!
Kim is cashin out.
LMAO
KashKade???? Is that one word? Why would they do that to someone? How would Kim or Kroy like it if either one of their names was KashKade. Is this a Montana name???? I do get the CASH implication. Ironic. Hope this boy grows up to be a BIG GUY….with a name like that….that’s not a name that ‘works on the school yard’..
He’ll be repeating his name to everyone his whole life. ..
I always wonder the same thing about folks who name their kids weird names. How would they like to go through life with a jacked up name. My name IRL, has been the bane of my existence. It’s not a made up name, but it is an Irish name with an unpronounceable Gaelic spelling. It is awful to go through life with a name that you HATE and is a source of embarrassment . I dread any situation that requires your name to be called out in public–doctor’s appointments, restaurant waiting lists, etc.
In Germany, the office of vital statistics will not register the name of the child unless it meets these conditions: 1) Reflects the gender of the child and 2) Doesn’t endanger the ‘well-being of the child’. While this is WAY too much control for bureaucrats to have over people, you can understand the reasoning behind it when you come across morons who think that naming a child KashKade is a good idea.
I suppose the “doesn’t endanger the ‘well-being of the child” would preclude Silex from naming their kids Hanz and FranzWHAH… cause dem is some playground torturing names for sure. Took me a long time to like my IRL name. My brothers real middle name which he goes by sounds like it would be a nickname. We constantly had to tell people “no thats his real name on his birth certificate and everything.” Older people thought he was named after a popular movie that was out at the time he was born and younger folk thought it was a nickname given to him based on another movie that came out years later. Truth was it was the nickname that his daddy’s uncle gave him when he was younger and it had sumpin to do with a boxer or sumpin. Anyways now my brother wants to go by his first name but I cant ever remember. He will always be Smokey to me.
MP: Will never forget Fantasia on Jay Leno… telling Jay that the MOVIE was named after her…’cause that’s what her mother told her! Jay tried to tell her that the movie was first, but dumbazz Fantasia stuck to her story and kept arguing with Jay! LOL!! TFC!!! SH
Poor Fantasia.
I have known Siobans who go thru what you go thru (dont know if thats your name) sioriose( sp) is another thats misprounced a lot That poor girl whao had that name and was nonminated for a Oscar had her name butchered by the Presenter.
I use to work in Medical Records i spend a good deal of time SMH at what people named their kids I kid you not my favorite was XTREME
lisa: There are 19 people named “Velveeta” in the Commonwealth of PA! Still like Jermaine Jackson’s name for his son: Jermajesty. LOL!! TFC!!! SH
Ok Velveeta would be be funny if their last name was CHEESE.
If you look at the time Disney movies are released then see the popular names for that yr its full of Ariels,jasmines,Belles and few Nala’s When Roots came out I saw some Kizzies and Kunte kinte’s that were born the same Yr.
http://urbantitan.com/10-weird-first-names/
I went to school with a girl named Daphne Duck (not kidding) and her older brothers name was Donald!
True story.
I recently heard a mom calling to her daughter – Tequila. *face palm*
Was watching Jerry springer one day. The lady on there was named…. Wait for it….. LaSania.
I shoulda went on there and said my name was Pasta Fasool
I love Pasta Fasola! haha!
I went to school with three really nice, really cute sisters named; Candy Kane, Sugar Kane and Raisin Kane. Then I worked a summer job in college helping illiterate people fill out forms for social services and saw a kid named Brain cuz his mama didn’t know how to spell Bryan.
I used to dread the first day of school when the teacher would do roll call and wouldn’t know how to pronounce my name. Kids would laugh at the teacher’s attempt to pronounce it. Same thing when there was a substitute. Having a weird name can really impact a child and I wish folks would give more thought to the child that is going to have to go through life saddled with a name that is going to cause problems for them. To this day, I will give either my last name or a fake name at, say, food places where they take your order at the counter then call your name to pick it up. If I say my real name, they ask how to spell it. If I spell it for them, it doesn’t help them at all when they have to call it out. If I tell them to spell it however they think it should be spelled, they get confused. It is easier to make up a fake name.
LOL @ your medical records experience with names. I had an aunt who worked for the school district registering kids for school. She had quite a few tales to tell about crazy names and the even crazier parents who named their kids such ridiculous names.
Mine will always be divot with pajamas running close second!
Anyone ever name their baby “Seven”? Or “Soda”? Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where George got pissed because another couple took those names, LOL!
Lisa I worked in a field that I too came across names. A few that I had to get up and go outside and wonder “Why, why”….Half I couldn’t even begin to say….
I lived in Germany in 2001 and they added ‘Osama bin laden’ to the list of names (which includes Adolf hitler) that you couldn’t use as it was becoming popular with Refugees. New Zealand government recently removed a child called ‘violence’ from her parents custody and another called ‘talulah does the hula in Hawaii’.
Kash actually doesn’t sound that bad (isn’t Jessica albas husband called cash?) but the kade makes it sound like Sean Connery saying ‘cascade’
Ha! Sean Connery indeed!
I think it’s Kash Kade, first name and middle name, so he would be called just Kash. Or maybe the initials K.K. For fun, having nothing better to do, Lol, checked and found a site where questions were asked of persons named Cash (Kash) what they thought of it: 36 answered: e.g. 84% liked the name 64% would recommend it to a parent, bullying was occasionally 43%, never was 34% abynamesworld.parentsconnect.com/suitability_of_Cash.html
On Twitter Kim and Brielle called him Kash Kade which sounds like the dishwashing detergent “Cascade.” Ok I want to go on record that I think Kim is one of the most vapid human beings on the planet. Her poor daughters have to look at the wall to wall portraits of Kim, her belly, an baby Kroy all over the house. Gross.
She would never consider letting Mimmie Driver play her huh?
Kim will now need lots of surgery to put everything back in place.Tummy tuck/vaginal rejuvenation/breast lift/lipo all over/cellulite removal/more botox.The new boys will have more favortism because they have their daddy there.Kim will show more attention to them to keep the daddy around and interested in her.Spending like there is no tomorrow/never another poor day.The wedding did not cost the heifer a dime.She made alot on it but will blow it if Bravo trashes her and Kroy is too old to play for NFL.
He seems cute and she makes me laugh.
I cannot forget the scene that Kim is calling Sweetie via a microphone…too LOL
If the name is ridiculous or ugly, the kid will be able to change later on. I wish them all the best.
She did not! No one would name their kid KashKade. Tell me this is a joke.
I hear tell it was actually twins and the other ones named KrisKo… bahahahahha
MP, you’re gonna owe me a new laptop pretty soon. LOL
Sorry bout that.:)
I should know better than to be drinking coffee when I read your comments. Thanks for all of the laughs.
You’re welcome CJ. Laughing is soooo good. You have given me more than my share of belly laughs too so I just return the favor.
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I thought of dishwashing soap Cascade.What a dumb ass. I thought Kroy had more sense than to fall into he over the top world. Regrets……he’ll have a few. May was well have alled th ekid KrisKros
Nobody said she was a bad person. We just think she named her kid a stoopid name. Just like an outrageous and entertaining person should be expected to do. I enjoy Kim.
You are right Kim is not a bad Person, all the good people I know are/were paid hookers to rich married men then without blinking a eye move the new boy toy into the home the married man paid for and have him sit and sleep on the furniture the married man paid for..Yup all my good friends who are good people do that.
LOL. well you do have a point there Lisa.
I kinda feel sorry for Kornfedkroy he goes of to the Big city and ends up with hookerkim
Boy kid.
Kroy’s momma’s reaction said it all – Oh, wow. Kim thought she was talking about the house. lol
In the words of NeNe Leakes: Close ya legs to married men.
INCUDING THEE ONE SHE IS MARRIED TO…LOL
and its kind of disconcerting when an individual uses the collective pronoun WE..when the mean..ME
mimi: It’s kind of disconcerting when a commenter comes on here to bash MP… that ain’t happenin’. NOBODY bashes MadePiley. Especially when that commenter has more than one user name and is giving themselves a high-five and talking with yourself. If you think I’m talkin’ about YOU, you’re correct. Wish I woulda seen this earlier. GET LOST… and don’t bother comin’ back. SH
Hahahahaha. Thank you so much Ms SH. I suspected the love fest jay-sumpin-or-the-other was the same person. I just couldn’t imagine that anyone would agree with mimi’s approach. And LOVE it? bahahahahaha. Over played her card. Thank you again. That was crazy!! And then to follow up with the “play nice” stuff??!??! Oh well takes all kinds I reckon.
I was confused by that whole exchange. At first, I thought maybe it was some kind of inside joke and y’all was playin’, ‘cuz it was too bizarre to be for real. Glad it got “poofed”.
Perfect! Thanks Ana. I was confused at first too. I really didnt think she was calling me diarrhea of the mouth until she just kept on. No inside joke with mimi. In fact I am not sure what I could have done or said to her to have her on me like that. Thanks for the video. I love that book!
Of all the comments here, I don’t know why you would be singled out. Then, you were so nice about the whole thing.
Time for me to break out one of my favorites. For all those that were on here in real time before the poofing got poofed.
MP: Perfect! Loved the last line: “The spelling in this country’s atrocious!” TFC!!! SH
I thought you would like that part.
Your in good company. Mimi told me to go back to my stripper pole!
Funny thing is that I have one but we call it the exercise or the fireman’s pole when my grandson’s here! Glad SH pulled out the big guns for you and miles too! I don’t think I want to see him Mad except for you.
Everyone can read for themselves what just went down on here.
Was she talking to you this whole time? Romo confused
Why no Romo…she could “care less what I think.”
yup. we ..er..oopsie.. me read the whole thang. wow. have i mentioned before how MP and Jan Terri are me’s new heroes?
Awww that was just the cheer up I needed. Not a moment too soon. Thanks Tum
MP = goodness and ❤❤❤
Sorry you had a rough day, MP. The nerve of some people…………..
Like I said everyone can read what went on here. Obviously I aint lookin for a “fight” and I am ALWAYS NICE
MP: Not everyone is going to see/read what went on… ‘jay’ ‘mimi’ and whoever else they wanted to be are gone. Just wish I woulda seen this sooner. NO ONE bashes MP. You just keep on bein’ the MORE than always nice MP! TFC!! SH
Will do. You the best.
MP: Just very sorry I didn’t catch all this sooner. Iz pissed. TFC!! SH
Its ok. Really. Some people just cant be trusted to act right. I know you would have nixed it right away had you seen it. In a way I am glad that she had time to make up another imaginary friend to give interweb smooches to her.It sorta confirms that she knew what she was doing was wrong and no one in their right mind was gonna agree with her. I really did get a chuckle outa that.
I’m sorry I missed this cause no way no how is anyone going to give MP a moment of grief! She’s VIP!
Thanks Antonella. I know you always got my back.
Some people just dont know till they get told.
You are nice even when you and i disagree I never told you but I wish all debaters Debated like you do.
Thanks Lisa. I try to always respect other peoples opinions especially if they are different than mine because without different points of view we would all just be on here sayin a bunch of “yeps” and “I agree” And we always seem to find some things to agree on. The thing that was soooo strange about what just happened was that it was over Kim. And I am sorta luke warm about her so I would think if anyone was gonna try to engage me in some sorta internet comment war it would be over one of the ones I have stronger feelings about.
MP IS always nice. very very nice and also very patient.
I missed all the fuss! Dang garden and house cleaning! LMAO at baby Kris Co. She’s savin’ that one for a girl.
Speaking of the DC, Ted Gipson gave Gabby Douglas a makeover and Lisa Vanderpump was on 20/20 last night, with the Gigster. http://abc.go.com/watch/2020/SH559026/VD55226627/2020-815-im-obsessed-with
Please, please, please God! Strike Kim with sterility right here and now! Poor new K baby.
My comment got ate. I think. I was laughing so hard at little Kris Ko. You know she’s saving that for a girl.
A word to the wise………….Lay off of Made Piley because you sure as hell don’t want Miles Perkins, mild mannered international man of mystery on your ass. As we used to say in Germany, ich springen tote in der sheiss, mooter mauser! And I can find you.
Sincerely,
Miles
Miles,
Danke schön! Danke!
Love,
Made
Wow, I never knew she originally sang it! Why the heck did I think that Wayne Newton did the original version!! Great clip, MP!!
You’re welcome, or bitte shein.
You gonna have to tell me one day how you “find people” and ya know without the kill me first business either.
You just have to have “friends” who owe you favors. Quite simple really. That’s about all I can say on the subject.
Miles
Oh I gotcha. I want pry any more about your man of mysteryness. Friends is good. Friends that owe..better. Rowdy friends…priceless
You asked about my friends? Well those friends are now mostly in wheelchairs and nursing homes, but they have offspring that are loyal, but meaner and have the ability to manipulate the web anyway they see fit and have a family-like loyalty to me. Lets just say that in the old days whenever they asked me to grab a bag and go, I did it and they didn’t forget what I did. Like Al Pacino said; every time I want to get out……….You know what I mean?
Well, it’s late and I must shut down for the night, but I have to assure you that you have many, many friends that don’t know you in person, but really care. You are one cool chick and if you ever want to spend some time hanging out on some of the best beaches in the world, let me know.
http://www.google.com/search?q=coquina+beach&hl=en&sa=X&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&ei=ptwtUJSLHoi9ygHNwIGgBg&ved=0CGsQsAQ&biw=1261&bih=583
That place looks amazing Miles!
Miles: Just saw your comment… we know you ain’t messin’ around! TFC!! SH
All of which means nada. Regarding the show, I don’t get the point. It’s only a show and the character in the show could have been called Tom, Dick or Harry, and if that was the case, would you be against the names Tom, Dick or Harry?
wow sorry I missed all the drama and glad mp came out the other side fine and dandy
Kash Kade has got to be THE silliest name I’ve ever heard. I hope the kid at least learns to sing country music
I wonder if anyone’s named their kid Tax deduction? I wonder if Cary Grant would have made it if he kept his birth name, Archibald Leach? I wonder if the virile John Wayne would have made it if he kept his real first name, Marion? Oh, well, enough deep thinking for now.
Reminds me of the first joke I ever memorized
The above clip will double as my daily shout out to yall know whose loose goosey.
Lisa’s right, MP!! You’re a great debater. I thought this was a no-bashing-zone, so I’m surprised to read about any assholery comments!
She slipped in when Ms Sh was away. It was taken care of pretty quickly once she saw what was going on. I didn’t even realize that it was the same person that told Cyn to go back to her stripper pole but I should have because it was so out of left field just like the stripper pole thing.
I missed it to… Don’t know what happened, but you keep us laughing every day..sorry you were targeted… I’m glad it was taken care of… Keep doing what you do, you do it so well..
I’ve always thought that there was some type of scandal with Kyle being ‘adopted’. She looks exactly like Kim and Kathy. My theory is that someone in their family had a baby as a teen or something, it was scandalous for that time/era, and even though she was actually a member of the family already, was ‘adopted’ by either a sister or an aunt or whomever.
Kyle was on “ER”? What, as a stand-in for the hospital janitor in the background? She and Heather Do-Bro should get together over some champs to reminisce over their 15 seconds of fame.
Wow! I missed the whole shoot out! Where was I?
Two of my friends are due in 9 weeks also.
Kash Kade is a terrible name, at least Brianna & Ryan won’t name their baby something weird.
Glad SH took care of whatever it was (I missed it) cuz there are enough sites out there where people get rude and disrespectful with each other.