August 15, 2012 7:30 pm Bravo…
Melissa Gorga… creation of SH reader “HousewifeHoe“!!!
Hi lovers!
I can’t believe summer is almost over! It goes so fast. I’m having the best summer with Joe and the kids! So many exciting things are going on. I can’t wait to share them all with you! I have an official release date for my new single I Just Wanna: September 9th! It’s such an incredible dance track I know you will love it. I’m really proud of it. I also shot a video for it! I’m so excited for you to see it. I’m grateful.
How fun was this episode? I loved it! It was such a great time in Napa! I truly loved every second of it. I have no regrets! Sharing the RV went well. I’m really happy we did! I also loved spending so much time with Kathy, the Manzo crew, Jacqueline, and Chris! It was really going well. Oh and I can’t forget my favorites. Vito and Greg! Love them!
I’m glad Teresa and Jacqueline talked. They needed to cut that tension, we could all feel it. It was a little upsetting that Teresa admitted to Jacqueline that she wanted her to go against me. I don’t know why, since she always said she loves her family and would never hurt them. It’s a little confusing.
I have to admit, I can’t help but sometimes feel like if Teresa says she’s wearing black, then she’s definitely wearing white. It’s just my gut feeling, but I’m putting all this aside for the sake of the family and just really enjoying her and Joe’s company. I can see that my husband is happy and that she is too, so that’s all that really matters. To hell with my gut! Right? I can’t believe this all took place a year ago. It seems like yesterday
OK, OK, let’s talk about how I fell in the river! I can’t believe how many of my Twitter followers commented on how funny it was! NOTE: Another NJ HW with a warped sense of humor. You are sooo mean! LOL! OK, maybe I laughed a little bit watching it too, but it was not funny that day. I was terrified!
If you could have seen the insects and snails and toads and eels that were in the water, you would understand! It was only two feet deep, so my feet sank right into the muck and bugs that were underneath me! It was the worst experience of my life! I was trying to tell Joe there was a hole in the boat, but he wouldn’t listen to me. He was telling me to stop being a diva and enjoy the ride. Ugh that was the worst! I’m glad I gave all of you a laugh! You all owe me!
I love you all to pieces! Enjoy summer!
She just won’t let the passive/aggressive stuff go, will she? Freakin’ psycho is our MeGo. She wants to harp about Teresa and Jacqueline, but please tell me who she befriended just to get on the show… umm…. Dialing Danielle anyone?
I know. The “the hell with my gut!” line says it all. She is a butt.
Wasn’t MeGo’s reason for contacting Danielle was because she hated Tree. Couldn’t Tree’s reason for Jacq not befriending her be the same.
It sure could but remember T said she was shocked it was news to her they weren’t getting along.{she & Me} T also claims she doesn’t hold a grudge and she is trying to fix her family so why would she not want them to be friends. If her intentions are so pure.
Because the stripper and the frog broke the truce when the sold out their family to be on the show. All bets are off after the stripper gave intel to the enemy to submarine Tree at Reunion THEN her family comes on the show behind her back. Call me crazy, but them there are acts of war.
I agree MP. Oooohhhh!! Look! I rhymed a few words!! Perhaps I should launch my singing career now!! Watch out MeGO! Here I come!!
Exactly Stlrfan8!
LOL. madepiley..So Agree!
“The hell with my gut.”.There she goes following the rules by Manzo, plant those seeds. Make these viewers read between the lines..
I just read dozens of dead birds fell from the sky in NJ, is this Trerea’s fault also???
What is with all these sky happenings.. Seriously. Have yall heard about these?
Nevermind
Carry on.
She is one silly stupid ho’…If she were my family i would have slapped the shit out of her a looong time a go..she makes me ill..
Melissa contacted me on Facebook asking me to join her team. I had to tell her “no can do” as I’m in a relationship with Teresa’s hairline.
WhackJob’sLeg: So glad to know you’re the loyal type! LOL!! TFC!! SH
You are so funny..
Me too, I’m in a relationship also with Teresa’s hairline. I don’t care one bit, I think she’s hot.
Buck, do you think Mego is hot?
The stripper is officially INSANE. When she says she’s putting everything aside for sake of the family, was that before or after responding to Teresa’s Happy Birthday tweet, by saying “YOU SHOULD CALL SO ANTONIO COULD TALK TO YOU”. The woman makes me nuts. I want to smack the piss right out of her. Juicy’s fault for not holding her head under the 2 feet of water when he had the chance!!
Yep. And that tweets like that is the reason Momma and Pappa Gorga have no use for her.
I seriously want to drive to her house and beat her with my $1 flip flops from old navy
Lol.
Lol! More people need to get beaten with the flip flop aka chanca(don’t know how to spell it but its a mexican grandma thing)
Chankla.
LOL My Dominican friend says Chancletta…lolol i dont know how to spell it either..shes says “Chew gonna get Pow Pow with the chancletta”…I lose it..lolol
Chancleta, chancla, or chankla (though Spanish doesn’t really have a “k”, except for borrowed or foreign words)
Flip flop is that all I woulda thought you would wanna use a Platform Wedgie
Right!!!!! no mom or dad would put up with that crap from a daughter in law against daughter..Bet they see right thru her ..brutta puttana
Exactly and I bet she is the one behind JoGo blabbing his crap about paying his parents mortgage. I bet she is in his ear constantly about that. She will prolly see to it that the “little ranch” JoGo eventually finds for them is the barest of the bare… And shame on him for letting her do it.
hahaha “brutta puttana” CLASSIC
I agree…I’m so over this bedazzled diva.
I agree with all of you, she’s a wack job……
This girl is a joke. All i can say about the video that their are 6 people in the club with her. lol
Ha. Don’t forget the Boy George rapper whose’s wearing the most makeup.
The hubris in this one is strong. And they’ve photoshopped her to be unrecognizable, almost. She really believes her own pr, and she really thinks that anyone cares what she has to say. Please, stripper girl, I don’t want you to share with me.
Love, love SH, and the SH community!
Why is she talking about Theresa wanting Jacko to go after her. You told Danielle and the world all about her promblems. Damn straight I would have gone after her myself. I really hope season 5 the table turns on her!!!
That was my exact thought stay.. How can she say crap like that an not expect us to think what she did… Damn that girl is as crazy as jac… My head is spinning and I don’t even watch it…
I finally have to leave a comment here after reading this site forever! Melissa is such a joke! Her blog actually made me hate her more than I already did. The fact that she calls Teresa out for wanting Jac to not like Melissa seems so much less than Melissa contacting Danielle, Teresa’s enemy!, to try to disparage Teresa on national TV! This girl seriously is delusional. I had actually enjoyed this last episode somewhat seeing that they could actually have some fun together….however, her tweet regarding Antonia’s birthday was so childish. This woman seriously needs a reality check and I hope beyond hope that she is fired before the next season! I think the ONLY thing that would ever really hurt her is losing her “fame”.
Antonia didnt seem very happy in the pic w/ the whorgas,she prob never sees them.
Her birthday’s at Great Adventure. (because she didn’t want a party this year..YEAH RIGHT).probably the same day MeGo has her appearance scheduled there..poor little kid.
OMG, that’s right. The stripper is lip syncing at Gay Day with BGG
working mom or not thats sooooooooooo wrong.
Yeah, that was a horrible picture of Antonia. Didn’t she have better pictures of Antonia on her birthday?
They prob took 1 pic for show and sent her on her way to her nannies.
She isn’t lip synching to her music properly. And nobody cares what this witless trollop has to say.
haha, witness trollop! love that!!
LOL! Great comment Gessiewtf
Love your comments and I love that Bravo frequently posts your comments. They never post mine, so I have to be content with “like”ing comments like yours over there.
Bravo blacklisted me too so I’m also relegated to clicking the heck out of the “like” button.
OMG Bravo never posts my stuff either…My friend sent me a link to this site and i must say i am glad she did..Bravo is so weak ass next to SH…braaaaavooooo SH!!! lololol
This is the real stuff people! F Bravo’s fake a** blogs.
Standing in a river among some water critters was the ” worst experience ” of her life? I realize not everyone grew up like I did ( upstate NY, mountains, country, rivers ) but wasn’t that just a BIT of hyperbole?
She’s a little on the dramatic side. I would think having fat sweaty men sticking their hands down her thong would be the worst experience of her life – then again maybe she liked that.
I would consider just being married to that pig the worst experience of my life.
HAHA, KARMA baaabeee.
Ba ha haa Antonella! Ya, you would think that, but she probably just chalks that up to preparation for her marriage!
Every show she says somthing is the worst experience of her life. All these bitches do is exagerate. Who can distinquish one worst experience form the other. If you want integrity grow up! God… this is the worst experience blogging ever.lol
I would think having dinner, fist pumping or being in close proximity with her rag sisters the worst experience of her life.
This is in response to the above post! Oops!
Her bikini tops remind me of Elle in Legally Blond. They are so ten years ago.
Rumor is that the only reason why they were at Great Adventure is because MeGo had a paid performance there that day.
You know, I used to think MeHo was the smartest of all the RHONJ, but blogs like this make me wonder.
“It was a little upsetting that Teresa admitted to Jacqueline that she wanted her to go against me. I don’t know why, since she always said she loves her family and would never hurt them. It’s a little confusing.”
Gee, chickie, could it be because of the way you got on the show in the first place, deliberately keeping it secret from Tre? Could it be because of the fight you and Joe picked with Tre and her parents at your son’s christening? Could it be because you feel the need to copy everything she does? Could it be because Wacko Jacko was mad at Tre because she responded to a tweet from Danielle regarding YOUR communications with her?
I could go on and on, so how in the world could MeHo not know why Tre wanted someone she thought was her friend to stand with her when her own sister-in-law was vowing to “take her down?”
“I have to admit, I can’t help but sometimes feel like if Teresa says she’s wearing black, then she’s definitely wearing white.” I’m pretty sure, babe, it’s because Tre knows that if she tells you what she’s wearing, you’ll copy it.
**insert eyeroll here**
ha ha “I have to admit, I can’t help but sometimes feel like if Teresa says she’s wearing black, then she’s definitely wearing white.” I’m pretty sure, babe, it’s because Tre knows that if she tells you what she’s wearing, you’ll copy it.
**insert eyeroll here**
True, what she’s trying to judge in Tre is just Tre’s reaction to knowing who “Meliss” really is.
hahahahahahahahahah that was awesome! (also if tre tells meho one thing and does another, then when it appears in the magazines tre will know meho shared the info!)
UGH Melissa, It was upsetting for you to hear that Teresa wanted Jacqueline to go against you..Um Ok.. How do you think Teresa felt when she found out what YOU did when You were in contact with Danielle? And all the damage that caused?? Please Messy Missy don’t get this twisted what you did, and the outcome of ALLOF THAT was in my opinion far far worse!!
Just want to add, don’t know how reliable that rumor is, cause Melissa and Greggy are not scheduled to appear at Six Flags for Gay Day until Sept. 15th.
I just can’t get over the fact that mellissa can do all this dirt too tre and out of her mouth say
thank you jesus .
I can’t stand people that play with God!!!!!!!!!!
Right, as if Jesus wanted her to do any of the tacky things she has done in life! Maybe she is thanking him that no one has smacked her silly yet.
I’m sorry, but I’ve NEVER heard of the guy in the video and he looked downright scary with all the makeup. Where in the hell do they find these people?!? And put them on The Insider?! What is the world coming to??? Had to laugh at the fact that they inserted Tre footage into this blurb. Guess they don’t think MeGo can carry a news item on her own. Better luck on iTunes, cupcake!
I think this thing with Tre wanting Jax to “go against” Mego is over inflated. What was Jax gonna do, drunk text Mego every night? Please, Jax and her seven different personalities hating on Mego wasn’t gonna make any difference. Tre just expected her friend not to be best buds with someone who causes her grief.
Totally agree with Melissa, glad to see someone in that family that has some brains and isn´t totally delusional. Like Theresa…
I think Mellisa should try out for “Jersey Shore” while she’s down the Shore…she could replace Snookie, she’s a lot like her….
Melissa cant carry anything without Theresa!!! If she wasnt her sil she would have never been cast!!