August 15, 2012 6:00 pm Bravo…
NOTE: Participating in the RHONJ as a Housewife has obviously skewed BubbaJax’ sense of humor… or was her ‘sense of humor’ always this low??
Jax Laurita… cover by “HousewifeHoe”!!
This episode had me cracking up! I couldn’t believe Vito shared his bear tattoo story with everyone. “It must have gone back in his cave?” What the…? LOL!
Melissa had me laughing the most. She wasn’t joking around. You can see the panic and fear all over her face. Clearly she wasn’t going to drown in two feet of water, but I think the thought of those biting bugs at the bottom of the river sent her over the edge.
It was funny to watch though. I hope she can look back now and laugh about it too.
I loved when Rich came back from getting groceries with a ball and a bat and Kathy told him to go outside to play in traffic like a good little boy.
I also couldn’t believe that Joey Gorga asked the neighbor for fruit in his underwear and introduced Tarzan to everyone. He is so funny! NOTE: WOW! BubbaJax REALLY thinks these producers ideas are funny??? So Freshman year … of HIGH SCHOOL!
OK, so surfing isn’t my thing. I have tried surfing before, but I really didn’t want to try to squeeze into a wetsuit at that moment in time and sharks freak me out. Don’t they come into shallow water too? I hear a lot of that lately. Yikes! No thank you. I had fun watching. Everybody finally made it up on the board that day. I was proud. I really loved to hear that compliment my husband gave me. (Bonus points for him.) I’m glad that he is happy with my body. I wish I could be, but I love to pick myself apart. I’m a confident insecure person, if that makes sense. I’m OK not being perfect and I can laugh at my faults. Maybe I just need a new mirror. NOTE: ”Confident/insecure”??? Just admit it, BubbaJax… “passive/aggressive” is a more fitting description!
Just for the record, when I spoke about Teresa being competitive to a fault at times, I was not just talking about her surfing. Not really important anymore. Clearly there was more going on between me and Teresa than the “articles” and the other stuff you are seeing. It was discussed with Teresa during our “talk.” I also felt a whole lot of unnecessary pressure from Teresa at a time when I just couldn’t take anymore. I wasn’t in a position to take on other people’s problems, and I just needed peace around me.
Like I told Teresa, had I gone after Melissa and Kathy for Teresa (the way she would have liked me to), they would have hated me by that point. And after Teresa decided to make up with them, where would that have left me besides having more added stress that I didn’t need? I know Teresa said that she got over it, but I honestly didn’t believe she did. I was hearing too many things. I honestly just wanted everyone to be open, honest, and real with each other. I wanted everyone to resolve their issues once and for all. My head couldn’t take anymore fighting around me! I was getting too worn out! I felt like I was just going to shut down.
That’s one of the reasons that I got so upset with her about the Danielle thing. Teresa was finally so close to peace with her family (on camera) and I KNEW her public communication with that devil (Danielle) would start some trouble all over again. I thought she should have handled that issue in private. Even if she was faking for the camera, it still made things more pleasant for everyone. I was hoping eventually that the good times would outweigh the bad between them, and it would turn sincere. Fake it till you make it.
I didn’t want to disappoint my friend, but I wanted to feel free to be who I was, and I wanted her to respect me for that. I like to find out who people are and judge them through my own experiences with them, especially people who I see so often. She knew this about me, but she still let me know how much I disappointed her in different ways. It didn’t sit well with me, but I just didn’t feel right doing the things she wanted me to. If I got involved with her fight against her family, it would have been so much more difficult and awkward for them to resolve things. It would only add more fuel to the fire.
I didn’t want to be involved with that. At the same time, it hurt me to see Teresa hurting. I wanted things to get better for her. It’s also natural for me, when I see someone hurting, to offer my help. I’m a great listener and communicator, so I did feel a little shut out by Teresa in other areas, but I think I finally understand the way Teresa thinks now. I started to understand her boundaries more, and I needed to respect them. I also wanted her to respect where I was coming from. NOTE: A great “listener/communicator”… also “confident/insecure”!
Teresa and I both know that I never asked her about her financial situation, nor did I care to know any details of it. I was a good listener when she needed me, and I felt like I gave great advice. The times Teresa opened up to me about her grievances, they were mostly about her family. It became a little repetitive and petty after a while, so it became harder to hear at times, but I still wanted to be there for her. I was mostly concerned about the many personal, public articles that kept coming out in national magazines that she never acknowledged around us. All I knew was that Teresa told me she was putting out articles (as you saw at Jamie’s wedding), but I never knew what parts of them were true or not anymore.
Some of them said scary things. Things that you would talk to your best friend about. Things I worried for her about. I figured that if Teresa took the time to share with the tabloids certain things about her life, friends, and family, which allowed many strangers to read these things and left people to speculate on what was real or not, that I just wanted the same (if not more respect) as her best friend — to hear the truths straight from the source. I just wanted to know what was real or fake, if she needed my help at all, or to know if she was really hurting or not. The thought of her suffering in silence concerned me. I wanted her to talk to me about the things she was opening up to the tabloids about. Those seemed like much more serious issues to worry about than if Melissa was copying her feather skirt or not.
Teresa Giudice… “Hope Melissa don’t steal THIS feather dress!”
I needed to lean on Teresa as a friend at that time as well, and I felt like I wasn’t being heard or that she wasn’t concerned with what I was dealing with. When Teresa said to my face that she didn’t ask me questions because she didn’t care, that cut me very deep. I, unlike her, wanted my friends to ask questions. It feels good when someone else cares and wants to help. I think we have a different perspective on the definition of true friendship. It doesn’t make either of us wrong, just different. As much as I was trying to help Teresa, I felt like my efforts were misinterpreted and she was upset and disappointed with me more and more. It was frustrating. I wanted her to know that I had her best interest in mind, and when I didn’t agree with her on things, it didn’t mean that I didn’t love her. I just felt that there were more important things in life to worry about or focus on.
Anyway, I was really glad that we finally sat and talked and that she initiated the conversation. I apologized if I had hurt her, and I meant it. For those of you that were on my back for not apologizing, now you can see that I clearly did. It really wasn’t my intention to hurt her in the first place. I felt bad for losing my temper, because I felt hurt at Melissa’s launch party. I already knew that she most likely wouldn’t be accepting blame or apologizing for anything, because I know that is just how she is. I was OK with that, because I felt like maybe she finally understood me more and maybe it gave her more awareness of others feelings. I was just happy to be more at peace with her after our talk, because I was feeling unsettled at that point. I was definitely happy that she seemed to be getting along with her family and that we talked. Things seemed to be better between us, but somehow I knew things would still be different, although I was still hoping for the best.
Lauren was going through a transitional phase during this trip. She was becoming more separated from her brothers than she was used to be. It had always been the three of them doing everything together. They lived together, went to school together, and shared most of the same friends. When siblings start growing more independent and venturing out on their own, relationships start to shift a little. This is life’s natural course. They will all have their own families to focus on one day as well. (This is all too familiar with Teresa and Joey Gorga.) It doesn’t mean they love each other any less. I think it was harder for Lauren than most, because her brothers were moving on together. They lived together, worked together, and were making new friends together, so Lauren was feeling a little left out. I understand what she was feeling.
That could not have been easy. She felt left out of the good times they were having together without her and didn’t feel included. She felt left out of their new private jokes. She just wanted to be kept in the loop and stay as close as they always were. I think it all came to a head on the trip, and that’s why she was so sensitive about it. I actually found it endearing that she loves them so much that she got so upset about it. I don’t think the boys intentionally left her out, because I know they love their sister very much. They were just looking at things from a different perspective. They were not thinking as deeply about it as Lauren was, because the boys were still continuing their lives together and just going with the flow of things. It’s all good, they are still very close to this day.
For the record, Caroline did not call Lauren any names to her face, she was expressing her frustration with Lauren in the moment. What parent with a grown child has not gone through that moment? Trust me, Caroline loves all her kids equally, and she is extremely close with ALL of them. Her kids love her back just as much. I love how all of her kids want to come around and still enjoy time with their mom. What mother wouldn’t want that? People that comment on their closeness negatively just seem a little jealous to me, because I think it’s a positive thing.
That’s about it for this week. Take care! XOXO!













Jacqueline is a drama queen….everything is such a big deal to her….I reuly believe she has some deep seated emotional issues.
JAXASS STFU I couldn’t even finish reading this….every other word was Teresa, Teresa, Teresa, you are a jealous and obsessive person. You desperately need help. You are afraid of CARZOID and her crew and do not want to make waves with her. You actually make me want to throw up….if you remain on this show I will never watch another scene that you or your family are in……go away!!!!
You are one sick person if you find it funny when other men show their privates, how old are you. Would you find it so funny if it were Ashely taking off her top and showing it to all the men? Just a bunch of low class people. No wonder Dina left the show.
This. Just THIS comment.
right? i wonder if bubbaJax would think it was funny if ashlee posed for a picture..um..i dunno, maybe looking out over a balcony with her pants down, ya know, exposing her entire a$$? i suppose that’s just total comedy too, right?
But you guys are forgetting–Jax was a stripper [allegedly!!]. So all of what happened, or what you project on Asslee has already happened to her or just doesn’t bother her!! Not to mention that she’s wacko drunk most of the time and probably doesn’t even kow where Asslee is!!
OMG, I forgot about that–nice call. And thanks for not taking a “crack” at me for being a little “behind” in the “Ass”lee inappropriate photo department!
HA!! perfect!
that was on thedirty.com and it wasn’t Ashley, it was some porn chick who vaguely resembled her. I saw it. I’m sure you can google it and still find the photo, but it was definitely not her.
Tum: As much as everyone loves to think that photo is of Asslee Holmes, it is not. TFC!! SH
thanks SH. i didn’t investigate it, i just A$$umed that it was her because that’s how it was identified.
I want to see it!
Oh Great Gessie, now JoGo and Vito are going to see this comment and think SEE people do want to the the butts of the cast of RHONJ and there just going to keep mooning us!!! lol
If I had to deal with Jac on a daily basis my head would explode..she makes no sense. The stuff Joe Gorga does is not funny. Calling your daughter a cock blocker is funny??? Pulling your pants down..funny??He’d get arrested in my town.
Remember he was arrested for rape until the girl was pressured by his family to drop the charges. It really wasn’t his family, it was Albert and his friends with the Sheriff dept. that helped out. Remember when Albert went to the christmas party last year at Gorga’s house and Joe kept kissing his ring. Albert did him a big favor and he was thankful.
Wow way would Albert do that?I didnt know that i thought the rape charges were old.
This has never been confirmed, so you probably shouldn’t state it like it’s fact.
yup: You are correct. NONE of the infamous “Melissa Email” has been confirmed. In particular, the rape allegation. SH contacted EVERY court and PD in New Jersey to verify… nothing. TFC!! SH
Buck: Remember: that was NEVER confirmed. This is all allegation and theory. No records can be found. SH
Thanks, I’ll keep looking.
Okay, so Jax thought it was funny when Vito spread his nasty @ss cheeks to moon the boyz, and she still thinks JGorga exposing Tarzan to strangers who are trying to enjoy their vacation is funny (actually, it’s probably a crime), and, oh yea, shes a “very confident insecure person” and everything she reads in the tabloids must be true otherwise they wouldn’t print it, right? And Manzo didn’t call her daughter an @sshole to her face, she called her an @sshole to the cameras for the television audience to enjoy. Every mother does that, right? What an idjut. ZZZZZZZZZZ. Puleeze go away and STFU.
YES, everything kh n Barb wrote…
Agree, enough said…jeeeezzzz., she is crazy with a cherry on top…
All of these women laugh at these ignorant, disgusting men. What the hell is Greg doing with this bunch of straight, over-sexed, uneducated fools, and why does HE think they’re funny. The Manzo boys he lives with both look retarded; Chris giggles at everything at any time, and Albie is always just one big DUH….Blk water, be serious. Vito has done nothing but get fatter since the show began, and why is Albert allowing these young men to act this way, or has he retired from the restaurant? Rich has always been a disrespectful loudmouth (shdn’t even be allowed in the same room with his kids – they’re probably worse off now that their father has explained Lesbianism to them!!!! I had never heard that about JoeG, – this must make Melissa proud. Seriously, he and his fat, lying bro-in-law both deserve a prison cell……nicki
Oh my Gawwwd this crazy bitch just doesn’t get it. No matter how many comments she gets on Bravo, she just doesn’t get it. Beyond jealous, bitter and obsessive…beyond. Jacs belongs in a nuthouse
I wonder if she was this obsessed with Dina back when they weren’t getting along. It’s creepy. And now that we know WHY Dina didn’t like her (Chris was engaged to Dina’s best friend until Jac got pregnant and came to town) I totally understand why Dina was somewhat cold towards Jac.
After reading Jac’s explanation (lie) on how she and Chris hooked up, and this Dina info, I think Jac is the grown-up Ashley Holmes. That stupid ditzy giggle is awful! Rmbr when Dina and Don Caro could agree on Danielle’s sketchy obsession with “Miss Deenah”. I wished Danielle would reveal when Jac would gossip to her about.
She is so mentally unbalanced and disturbed. I don’t even know if I should make fun of her anymore. It is like when Kelly was having her breakdown on Scary Island and that moment when “Sonja with a J” realized just how cray cray Kelly was and said something about not criticizing her anymore ‘cuz there was something seriously wrong with her. I am starting to feel that way about BubbaJax. Am I wrong?
no, you have a good point but it was easier to feel sorry for Kelly because she was never vicious like Jac.
Who the heck is Jax to comment on Caro’s families closeness? Remember her daughter Asslee? We all know how close they are. It’s impossible to take anything Jax says seriously. She’s one big contradiction. She should get herself to a good shrink, or AA or both. She’s a ” confident,insecure person”? Huh??
It’s like she’s got multiple personalities, and they don’t even like each other. Or her.
LMAO….Love that comment Ana!
I’m starting to wonder if these blogs were written WAY in advanced.This is why they look like hipocrites- they write blogs for a particular episode without knowing how it will be edited later.I could have sworn Jax did ask about Tre’s finances.Now she is denying it?.Didnt she also say A blog or two ago she didn’t discuss T’s marraige,but she obviously discussed it in an episode. This friendship is through,I highly doubt there is anything left to salvage.Some obvious betrayal had gone on and the only thing left to do is sleep with eachothers husbands…if that hasnt happened already…….
I can’t keep up with her back & forth. First T is fake, then she wants her to fake it with Mel on camera, then T husband cheats, now marriages is off limits. Wacky pick a lane and stay in it.
Couldn’t get through the whole blog…..can someone paraphrase? This chick has some serious issues!
What the hell is she talking about? Crazy!
I was just surfing the internet and there was an article about borderline personality disorder. It was scary how many of the symptoms Jacqueline had.
yes,yes,even caroline n lapband more so lapband
I like how Jacqueline thinks she knows exactly what Teresa feels/thinks. LOL at her claiming to know that Teresa wasn’t sincere or was being fake.
I didn’t take what Teresa said about not caring to be an insult. She doesn’t care to ask Jacqueline personal questions about her finances because it isn’t her business. What Jacqueline says, Teresa will believe, so she doesn’t care to keep hounding her friend for the truth.
That is exactly how I took it! She meant she wouldn’t question her friend, just support her. She didn’t care what the reasons were or the details and didn’t need to know them, it wouldn’t change her friendship to Jacqueline. Jacqueline knows that is what she meant, or she would have jumped all over that comment in the RV, and say you see you don’t care about me, you just admitted it. This is just all bs! You are fake and I want a real friendship, but then she says fake it until you make it. The point is she ended the friendship, Teresa reached out to her, if not Jacqueline wouldn’t have, she hadn’t yet, and then she says she apologized…well considering she had done plenty, and had yet to tell Teresa what she had done to her. This woman really does have issues. Teresa felt she couldn’t win with her brother and sister-in-law, but how can you win with all these lies and contradictions by Jacqueline. You can’t so you walk away, and when Teresa said that’s what they should do…Jac covers her face and starts crying. Jac has a lot of nerve to say if Teresa says she is wearing black, you can be sure she is wearing white. Just look at what she condones and thinks is funny, and/or okay from all the others in her blog, versus how she criticizes Teresa for her coming to her and talking about their issues, which Jac started, and Teresa’s responses. Teresa doesn’t mean anything she says, she doesn’t feel what she feels, she is always fake, etc. etc. Bottom line, Teresa supports her friends without having to know all their business, did tell Jac a lot of her own business, but that wasn’t enough because it wasn’t what was in the tabloids. It is hard to believe that these people are in their late 30′s and 40′s and 50′s, and they think that their behavior is funny or appropriate, and that the viewers are buying everything that they say even though we see something different on camera. Pathetic and desperate.
That is exactly how I understood that comment as well. I took it as, I don’t care if you tell me or not I will always be your friend. You don’t have to spill your guts to me if you don’t want to it has no impact on our friendship. It seems to me that Jax takes the things that Teresa says far more seriously than Teresa does. Teresa will say something in passing and Jax will obsess on it, disect it and read meaning in to the most mundane things. She will let it brew into some crazy theory meanwhile Teresa has forgotten she even said it. Case in point, when Teresa found out Kathy and MeGo were coming on the show she was mad. She asked her best friend to back her. Jax didn’t. Teresa was irritated and said so but then she let it go. When they were in the RV Jax said “you asked me to go after Kathy and Melissa” and Teresa said “yeah, and you didn’t but I got over it”. …..HUH? that sounded rational and low key not vile venom and devious plotting. Jax has worked it up in her mind that was such a dispicable thing that Teresa asked but Teresa vented and she got over it no biggie, but Jax never forgot it and dwelled on this whole time and turned it into all this dram!!!
I will say this, my best friend that I have had for 20+ years…if that happened to her she would never have to ask me to back her, I would do it in a second and I would do it for her and not worry about whether or not her family members would like me or not when they made up!
Agreed. I’ve had a best friend for 20 years. I would NEVER ask her to “account to me” in her hardest times. I would stand by her and if she wanted something from me that I couldn’t do? (Like in Jax’s mind “going after Melissa”) I would just not go there and STILL could be there for my friend. Funny. The two things aren’t mutually exclusive.
Jax is a crappy friend. Teresa is well rid of her and I think now we’ve seen Jax true colors.
IA Maggie, Great points.
I couldn’t get thru that long rant. Someone should keep track of how many times in all of the witches blogs that the name “THERESA” comes up. The are obsessed with her! Until seasons 3 and 4, I could take or leave Theresa but their plot to take her down blew up in their painted on faces. The more they bash her, the bigger her fan base becomes and the more products she sells. She had no right to question T about such personal subjects while the cameras were rolling. How would Wacko handle it if T started grilling her right back about the Laurita bankruptcy, possible jail time for the owners of the clothing company that they stole money for, her crazy daughter asslee, etc.? She should worry about her own problems and stop butting into T’s. I guess that she had no choice but to ambush her with Don caro because they have no other storylines. If she wants real camera time, they should do an intervention and get her into rehab.
Is it supposed to somehow be BETTER that “Caroline didn’t call Lauren names to her face”?? Its better to do it behind her back? And what IS this “when siblings start to grow apart” stuff? These three people are in their THIRTIES, for God’s sake! We are not talking about 14 year olds!
when mothers call their children names behind their back to other people, i think that’s worse. it’s the definition of adding insult to injury. (and supplement it with humiliation as well). chucky calling her daughter an a$$hole to her daughter’s own boyfriend is just beyond horrible. not to mention saying it to the entire nation.
I blame you big red.
HA!
re-reading my comment i have to add that if a mother chooses to call her child mean names behind the child’s back, she probably has already called the child those names to her face! children and parents parry, but for me betraying your child is what makes it so much worse.
Calling your child a name on National Television is the ultimate sin and she will go to hell for that. Calling your child a name in front of people is also the ultimate sin and she will go to hell for that also.
no doubt chucky was more than wrong! there is also no doubt chucky will never admit it.
If people on this site hate, hate and hate – why do you watch the show and the read and cooment on the blogs?
We don’t hate! We seriously want to get Jax the help she needs. She is flying of the deep end.
You are right, we DON’T HATE….this lady needs help desperately and the people she is involved with will never see that she gets it.
Barb i dont want to be the one to spread rumors but what the hell… have you heard her youngest has Autisum?
Yes Jo, I know Jac’s son has been said to have Autism.
Lol. The thing that made me curious about the Don was when Jax said she called her & fussed at her for leaving her older son with his own father for a few hours. The Don thought this was wrong & admits to fussing at Jax about it???? Wha? Since when does a dad not have the same ability to “babysit” as the mom???
Thats like going to see a bad movie and never expressing how bad you think it was. So….how is this any different?.I’m still holding out for a really good episode.Until then I’m going to keep watching and expressing how I feel good or bad.
I like to read!!
Bill: No one on this site “hate, hate, hate.” Perhaps YOU can answer your very own questions… as this is not your first comment and certainly not your first time reading SH. Why do YOU watch the shows? And… why do YOU read and COMMENT?? All would love to know! SH
Uh…why do you care?
I cant speak for everyone, but i cant sleep and its aways on.Plus i live in nj and i know alot of people who know them.Even been to weddings w/ them (Ashli under age drinking at the brownstone)From what i hear gorga wasnt a bad guy, but now i just see a fame whore.i wouldnt mind the show if it was just Teresa even Dina.
oh no, Ashlee is totally going to steal that spelling and change her name again…don’t give her anymore suggestions!
lol
I needed the LOL….
I don’t hate Jac..I just think she’s very dysfunctional and wonder why in God’s name a network like Bravo would want someone with her obvious issues (glug glug) on TV. It’s like how low can Bravo go every week. The Manzothon is hitting rock bottom IMO.
We don’t hate, we voice our opinion… If she wants to be on a national television show, we can comment… She thinks we can’t see her coming undone..her tweets spills crap about anyone that doesn’t agree with her… We have a right to say what we feel…I feel sorry for her well not really!
I began to hate Jac’s actions last year, at the reunion. That was the biggest F.U. to the viewers, without whom she would be waiting tables at the Brownstone to put food on her table. Same goes for Caro, hate her actions, calling her daughter fat, an asshole, and more so, and then denying it, or making light of it as it is no big deal. Also sending a big F.U. to the viewers by not addressing anything that transpired on the show week after week. Some folks knit for a hobby, I do the housewives. haha
Bill. Get over yourself. Please. This is a BLOG about a show we watch. We comment to share our opinion with one another about it, which we enjoy. Surely you can see the appeal, as Ms SH has let us know that you’ve commented before yourself. Maybe some of us voice our opinion more strongly than you think appropriate-oh well. That’s why Baskin-Robbins has 32 flavors. LOL
because this is America and we can.
somebody wrote a song about it wanna hear? it here it goes
Her stupid ass is beyond brainwashed!! I think Jacqueline is on some kind of medication or crack. Well maybe not crack it makes you skinny right? I pray for her sons with a thieving father, a demented mother, hell the whole family. I’m starting to feel bad for her, she is gonna go bat$%&* when she’s no longer under Chuckie’s spell. I hadn’t watched the last two episodes just read the recaps here, it’s worth it!!!
Me too, only read the comments cm, or watch the reruns… I won’t give them the ratings not worth it..
Hopefully when Bubba gets the Bravo Boot she can use the money from BLK for therapy and some integrity.
When is Jac going to apologize to ME for letting Santino the dog hump me so hard that I fell off the stump? Huh? Santino sunk his claws into me so hard my owner fills me up and uses me as a Champagne fountain at parties. Ramoma was so upset with that her left eye popped out.
Hey leg! You’re the most entertaining part of Aviva! LOL @ Ramona’s eye!
WhackJob’sLeg: LOL!! TFC!!! SH
OMG..LOL.. LOVE IT!!
Omg, that is so funny!
Please tell me you have a Twitter account? Hilarious!!
haha didn’t Aviva say somewhere that there was a twitter account for her leg? I think it was when she was on WWHL…anyone else remember that?
cammie: It’s @AvivasLeg TFC!!! SH
thank you Ma’am!
Aviva tweeted a link to her newest “interview” and we all know how she do “interviews” one of the questions(cough cough) was ” Your style is always sophisticated and put-together. What are some of your fashion inspirations?” lol. Oh that Avivia and her “interviews” soooooo “put-together” INDEED.
Andy has a message posted on his Facebook page for the viewers to send in questions for the reunion. As if he will read the REAL questions that are sent in! I predict it will be another Teresa bash, Manzoid, Laurita, Gorga arse-kissin’ fest with canned producer made-up questions.
I went to his site and looked at some of those questions. Most of them are against Teresa. I just got off of it…
Those are the questions he’ll probably use at the reunion.
If MissAndy’s setting up another Teresa gang-bang then I’ll be watching somethin’ else that night.
C i just dont understand that….then again who cares about the others. I am pretty sure caroline lyed bout how she got engaged.She told some sob story reunion season 1 n last year al took some where not the same story.
I did too and agree Barb … but a lot of pro Tre’s too, there are just sooooooo many it made my head swim so I stopped reading!
me, too. Why bother. He’s never going to ask the tough questions. Except of Teresa.
And Caroline is going to go apeshit with his blessing and agreement. That isn’t going to change.
I went there too, and there were way too many comments to ever be able to gauge how they were running…but, I have to admit, there were LOTS of anti-Teresa comments. Many more than I thought there would be! So, I left a scathing comment for the Don JUST for the record lol. I’m kind of hoping that Bravo is trying to see which way the wind is blowing, so I had to leave an anti Caroline one lol.
Good you did the right thing! i dont want these f-ing Manzos to take over.
OMG I swear I have a freakin brain freeze..I just can’t with Jacqueline anymore seriously!!
I used to like her once upon a time…I really did. Jealousy makes people so ugly. Jac is a perfect example of that.
I did too HTW, But when she pulled what she pulled the night of the PFS,( starting the nasty tweets and not going to the fliming of the reunion, on top of all the nasty tweeting . Giving all kinds of deets for season 4, hating on Teresa. Besides being involved with that leaked photo of Joe Guidice.. Damn that was it..Done, Done Done!
I think I use to like her wait maybe I didn’t.. I dont know, after reading her blog, I’m confused…
Apparently, Jaq and Tre made up and all was well ……until the Posche show and then all the present anger and venom started w/ Jaq the night of the Posche show – and the reunion was the next day. I guess the fashion show sequence will be soon, but has anyone ever given concrete evidence why they are POSITIVE Teresa had a part in trying to set up Melissa – Jaq was all upset about “someone” being set up by Teresa. If Teresa made up with Jaq and Melissa on the RV trip, why in the world would she do something so stupid at the fashion show??? The new revelations from the producers twitter relationships with the other castmembers are intersting but still no evidence as to who set up what at the Posche show. I hate viewing the show a year later and knowing what is going on now.
What mother would knowingly call her daughter an a$$hole on national t.v.?????????? (That’s right–a dumbass mother like Caroline!!!!!!!!). The rest of the show was embarassing, crude and rude. These adults expose their genitals and call it “reality tv”?????? They curse and belittle each other and think we want to see it?? WRONG!
The same biatch that gives the finger to the crew and cast with an ugly, scary face and scratched her arse on national television. God she is low-class.
Right it showed her true colors.
They will keep her on the show….she is a disgrace to every housewife in NJ…..
i hope not but i hav a feeling your right. Was that so gross and trashy?
True, true!
Jax, for the umpteenth time, Tre dumped you!!! Accept it and move on! She didn’t discuss personal issues with you because she has BOUNDARIES and you didn’t respect them. Though you seem to be very selective about what you will and won’t talk about with certain people as well. Stop recycling your saga and blog about something original!
If I recall correctly, Jax gave a tearful impassioned (booze induced) speech about needing to distance herself from Tree for her own health and wellbeing or someting….. when Tree gave her the space she herself said she must have, Jax saw this as a betrayal? Huh?
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right! I never enjoyed high school girl crap when I was one, and can’t STAND hearing it now from an adult no less. Every blog that Jac has written has been her trying to justify her childish antics with flimsy, childish excuses. If she feels this way about Tre, WHY does she want to be her friend??
And just for the record, I think Jac dumped Tre, not the other way around lol. As much as it hurt Teresa at the time, I’m sure she sees now that she’s much better off without the likes of Jacqueline as a friend, and that’s why she’s no longer upset about the loss. Jac’s still upset because she knows she lost a really solid friend
no way. caroline made jac her dump tree just like caroline and chris did about danielle. whatever the manzos say, jac has to comply with. that’s why caroline was trying to boss around ashley.
All I hear is waaaaaaaaaaaTre was mean to me! My IQ just plummeted after reading Wacko Jacko’s blog. Is she bi-polar?
You know what’s “become a little repetitive and petty” ? Jac’s blogs. Oh, and crazy too.
OMG Jax – you are killing me, you are going on and on and around and around. You are NUTS.
I don’t want to see other people’s husbands or boyfriends TARZANS or @holes, this is not funny its disgusting.Don Caro didn’t call her daughter an @hole to her face – but an entire viewing audience heard it BUT in Jax world this is OK. I didn’t ask Tre about her finances – YES YOU DID. The list goes on and on – what the hell is wrong with you. You make no sense. How many conversations are going on in your head.
Teresa not sharing her business is wrong, but showing the world Tarzan and the other sick things on tv are cute… I do not understand this woman at all…
I think she is having blackouts.
@ Barb
I agree, but Jacqueline is too wrapped up still in hating Teresa and it’s sick, I think she is obsessed.
Look she during last season she had her husband kick out her daughter on national tv, never one time did she go visit her child once she decided to move to California, she had no idea if where she was living was safe, she never went to help her set up. Now we find out ( from her) she had issues with other things going on in her life,. during this time also.. OK, so… what does she do? She freakin involves herself in more bs with Teresa life, gets caught up in all the drama again cause she wants to she can’t help herself!,.. WTF? Seriously The woman is nuts!!
I have a major problem with Jacs for buckling to pressure and kicking Ashlee to the curb. I’m sorry but sometimes you have to put on your big girl panties and deal. Stop wining away the afternoon, stop engaging in vendettas against others and face what’s on your plate.
I find it amazing that no one encouraged Jacs and Ashlee to get counseling but they are all over the Tre is cray cray and needs to go to counseling. How about Lap Band and the smirk brothers?
Wasn’t Caroline absolutely incensed over Ashlee’s facebook and twitter rants against Danielle? Yet her adult children are doing the same to Tre? Maybe the Manzoid laurita clan need to read their own rule book.
great points!! ps “lap band and the smirk brothers” had me lolling! Lola thank you for the giggle!
Thanks! The manzoid boys only possess one facial expression ..smirk. The younger one just looks like a squirrel. Is this what passes for attractive in NJ? Cuz seriously folks those two wouldn’t even muster Coyote Ugly in my neck of the woods.
Jac’s excuses are over the place as to why she ambushed Tre on her deck with DonCaro. Oh Jac……just admit that you, DonCaro, MeHo and Katty were all jealous of Tre’s business success and conspired to take her down and get her booted off the show. With Tre outta the way the blk sludge, Meho’s autotuning and Katty’s cooking would all be front and center on the show. And by the way Jac, no one that I know would ever ambush her “best friend” with the fricking Bravo cameras rolling!
I get the feeling Jax wrote this one with a massive amount of input from Don and kids.
And a little Baileys too!
lol.
I think when she says she is a confident insecure person she means she is needy and insecure but gets confidence out of a bottle. kh
“didnt call Lauren a name…….to her face!” well THAT makes it better Jax….NOT.
MP: Heard that if you call someone terrible names while you look at their neck or wrists, it don’t count. Ima try it out tomorrow! TFC!! SH
lol even if that was true it still was put on tv.kids no matter what age should hear that
I think she threw the that in because of next weeks show. Juicy calling Tree names to her face, which is far worst in Jax eyes. That makes sense to a drunk.
i forgot did Caroline say Lauren is a asshole or “she is acting like a asshole ” reason i am asking is perhaps she was talking about someone else and they used it to make it look like caro was talking about Lauren we all know Bravo likes creative editing.
If she was talking about Lauren then SHAME ON HER though my mom would have called me worse had i acted like Lauren
Except Don has admitted to calling her that… sees no problem with it. Thinks its her parental duty… just like the 10 pounds of sugar in a 5 pound bag. Funny that she never gave the whole truth to her precious Albie, in fact she cried real tears over the law school sending him a letter with the best advice the kids prolly ever gonna get in his life. basically saying Dis chit aint fer you son… same thing with brain surgery… I dont want some doctor working on me one day who has a problem focusing…. oh look shiny. And even worse if he actually CAN focus but just too lazy to study. No thanks.
She didn’t really admit to calling Lauren an asshole. What she said on her blog was that, “when they are behaving like an ass, we address it”. First of all, she said “asshole” not “ass” and secondly, saying someone is behaving like something (asshole) is different than saying they ARE something.
Well I cant even remember if she called her one or said she was acting like one now to tell ya the truth. Don’t matter no ways cause I’m gonna bust on her regardless. The fact still remains that the boys could gut Lauren like a fish right there in front of their momma and she would claim she didnt see it. And only address the whining Lauren does about it….Frankly I think Lauren was being a bit of an immature asshole. But her brothers were being equally immature assholes too. I suppose Don realizing that all three of her kids are assholes is too much for her to bare so she just calls them out one at a time… mostly its the louder whinybag Lauren.
Vito said that Lauren had locked herself in the RV and then Carowhine said, “Because she’s an asshole”. I don’t know if there was any dialogue missing from that exchange, but that is the way Bravo aired it. “She’s an asshole”. Not, “ACTING like an asshole”, but “IS an asshole”. I don’t know how Carowhine can lamely attempt to justify what she did by sanitizing it on her blog by saying she called her an “ass” and that she will call her kids out when they behave badly. I think Lauren was throwing a hissy fit and should have been called out for it, but in an appropriate, constructive, and non-demeaning way.
Ok acting like is much different then saying is a ass**** Again though my mom would have called be worse she was one who told it like it was good or bad that was Moms way.
Let me add My mom didnt say it like it was to hurt us or demean us it was to make us listen He rarly worked esp with someone stubborn like me who tends to do the oppisite of what people try and force me to demean me into doing.
Every family is different. Viva la difference and all. But, what gets me is that Carowhine calls Lauren those names, asshole and crazy, in one breath and then in her TTC she goes on about how bad Lauren’s emotional state was at that time. If she thinks her daughter is in the middle of some kind of emotional meltdown, why would she pile on with the name calling? Either Lauren is being a asshole and needs to be called out for it or she has some problems and needs help.
Totally agree She may think those things and even express them outloud but in front of millions of viewers in a different story.
LOL!!! The wallpaper Ms. SH has up is perfect! A picture is worth a thousand words.
Ms. SH spot on with the wallpaper…..:-)
lol yeah funny
Calm down it was her first glass of the day. You know how it is when you hadn’t eaten alllllll day and when you finally do it’s like heaven.
I might be able to buy that except she already gots her face on. She strikes me as a two dranks before the eyeliner kinda gal.
Yup. It’s hard to apply eyeliner when you got the shakes from alcohol withdrawal. She needs have a few before she puts on her makeup.
speaking of did u catch how the guys popped a bottle if wine at breakfast is there a meal they dont pop a cork for?
I suspect there are more than a few functional alcoholics in that crowd. Maybe they should read Asslee’s treatise on the reasons to stop drinking. Maybe BubbaJax could read it to them in a mocking voice as Carowhine scolds them to look at her when she is talking to them.
Both Jack and hubby Chris keep blaming Teresa fir answering Danielle’s one tweet….and NOTHING sinister or bad from poor Danielle has happened in the past, YEAR, yet Jack still bitches about that. It is that kind of thing that shows she is not fully functioning! She is very inmature. She giggles and says very inmature comments at all thebwrong times. If u notice, she has always been a drinker-from season one. Sorry, but she is lazy, boring and lives to gossip. According to the last episode, she still likes sex so her “in denial, shady husband is ok with whatever!!” He is too much like Caroline and always enabled Ashlee. He is so dishonest-just better at deception than some of these morons. Jack is morphing into Caroline. Sits and looks sad, won’t participate in activities, judging whoever is convenient at the time. She and that whole family makes me sick! And how dare those Manzo kids EVER critisize Tre and her family relationships! The Manzo kids are creepy weird and Lauren didn’t know a “speed limit” sign, and she drives??? And they make fun of Teresa’s intellect? What spoiled brat losers!
she probably is only allowed to drive don caro to the grocery store and back home. she’s a prisoner to don caro!
Let me see if I’m understanding this….Jax and Chris were upset because T tweeted Danielle back. (once or twice) Danielle is an arch enemy of the Lauritas because of the asslee thing so that was a betrayal to them. Then the Whorgas come on and T asked Jax not to get buddy buddy with them as this is her family and they commited the ultimate betrayal by whoring their way onto the show to “Take Theresa Down”. Jax turns around and not only did she not back her best friend (I would never befriend my bff’s enemy) but she and the manzos are so far up the Whorgas assesand made it their mission to side with the Whorgas yet T should have absolutely NO FEELINGS about that?
I read it once and it gave me a headache, so I walked away. Now I’m going to re-read to see if I can make any sense out of it. PS — I can’t wait for this season to be over!
Next time I read her blog I’m drinking two glasses of wine to decode her thoughts. Maybe being tipsy brings clarity.
Tried 2 but that didn’t work … maybe it is 3 an a Xanax … dang don’t have Xanax
lol you guys are wat to funny.
Huge difference between being a close family and enabling adults to remain vulgar juveniles. Anyone ever hear that song , Mama may have …and Papa may have but God Bless the child that has his own? Do any of the Manzoid tribe have any friends other than Greg? Are they dependent on Don caro’s crust of bread and such?
I think Mama Don may actually want them leaning on her. She may have been at the mom thing so long she doesn’t know what else to do. & she does seem to like minding the other ladies business so I’m guessing she’s the same way with her kids.
Still praying that Danielle will be a surprise guest at the reunion…
i wish dina would come out and tell off don caro once and for all, see jac agree with dina, and have dina tell jacqueline, “And you! You’re the worst one!”
I started reading the blog and I think I zoned out because the next thing I knew I was reading the comments. What did she say?
I love this site because our dear Ms. Sh states the facts with such a great sense of humor. NJ to me is so staged it is making me augh. Chunky said Teresa would get divorced and write a book sounds like half will come true. Kick this idiot out Teresa he rings you down. I think all 5 housewives are clowns stopped watching,
I get what I want to know from this site
Really?? Wonder where that site got the idea for the post?
http://stoopidhousewives.com/2012/08/10/sh-hit-and-run-friday-joey-pants-despises-housewives-sonja-morgan-wore-red-wig/
btw, how do you consider that on a lighter note?
Old news here! Sh posted that a while ago.
I wonder if Jac read that email that said that Teresa bought a feathered skirt, tweeted it, and then Melissa wore it two weeks later…
“Melissa has been jealous of Teresa since the day they met. Melissa was a plain Jane. Teresa has been fabulous and over-the-top since high school. Look at how Melissa has transformed herself into Teresa. Melissa copies EVERYTHING Teresa does: where she get her hair done, which pediatrician she uses, she literally follows Teresa into stores. She wears the same shoes two weeks later… Here’s a classic example (so Leann Rimes/Brandi Glanville!): Teresa got a hot designer dress in Vegas with a feather skirt in Sept. She twittered it. The next month, Melissa showed up at Audriana’s birthday party in the same feathered dress.
so she said that the don didn’t call lauren names to her face….oh so that makes it any better? I think Lauren should become friends with Tre and ban against the Don… The Don loves to put both of them down behind their backs and never has anything nice to say about them…:) they have too much in common…maybe they should get danielle and become a trio to go after the Don!! lol I would watch that!
50 Shades of Jaxass….I don’t know anymore??? I think she needs some serious help…BUT in saying this, I still haven’t seen WHY she didn’t make ther reunion? Me thinks she was so sh&tfaced from the fashion show and then the “set up” that she couldn’t make the reuion. BUT as we all know she couldn’t “man” up to this, so played the “It’s Tree fault” card.
What realy makes me upset is that Bravo/cast think that I’m so stoopid, that I can’t see what’s right in front of me. Let’s just repeat, repeat, repeat until viewers start to believe what they say and not what they do.
Another thing, the cast should take note. If a mother can degrade her own daughter on national TV, then you best believe she can do it to non-family. I’m not looking forward to the reunion. I don’t know how Tree will be able to keep her cool. At this point I want her to come out “blazzing”. I would love for her to turn every queston around.
Andy: Tre so what’s going on with you and Joe’s bankrupt case?
Tree: We are good Andy, but maybe you should ask Jax about her and Chris’s case?
Turn the tables Tree, so what Andy could fire you, that might not be a bad things. Right now Tree is hot and any network will pick her up and I’ll watch. I’ll drop Bravo “drop it like it’s hot” so fast.
PS heard that Ms Andy is on vaco with Cooper Anderson??
first: Yes, MissAndy is on vay-cay with da Coopster… along with Kelly Ripa! Ain’t they all just too cozy… the talk-show trifecta! LOL!!! TFC!! SH
For some reason I am thinking you might need this video (wink wink)
MP: LOL! “Put it in a frame for Mother’s Day”… “only sold in stores”… funny!! TFC!!! SH
Cooper what the hell are you thinking? Dating Andy has just about made me think twice about how much I actually liked you…When I heard the news about the cruise I figured it was another of Andy’s little way to get more magazine time or another bravo event. Cooper if you don’t watch out Andy will be filming you for another reality show! And knowing that sleazebag will probably make sure your the tag-a-long boy toy and he the famous bachelor of the century…(year?) Yucky SH was just so disappointed in the old coopmyster….
Wait,so it’s okay to call someone an asshole…as long as it’s behind their back. Nothing is said behind anyones back when it’s FILMED,dummy. Seriously,something is not right with her if she thinks that makes sense. Yeah, everyone is so jealous that they can’t take a crap without letting another family member know.
True. I think that’s why Jax doesn’t look at her own plate , I’m not sure she can deal with what’s there. & I liked Caroline in the first season but when you see how she acts like her family life is perfect & yet the camera shows otherwise… & she seems to think she has the right to question everyone else. I guess being perfect makes you that way , at least if you’re on the Don’s level ;P
Why is it…do ya ‘spose…Jac didnt “do what T wanted her to”….”go after Melissa and Katty”? Hmmmm? Im tellin ya folks…..Jac and Melissa were talkin way before Mel and Kat came on the show. Melissawas already IN Jacs ear before T had any clue they were more than acquaintances. Look. I have 3 teenage daughters (yikes) and I know a BFF DUMPING when I see one. Jac dumped T for Mel and all the crying is because of her own guilt. Ponder this…..Do y’all really think Mel would pass on the opportunity to turn Ts BFF against her? Cause seriously folks….did Jac tell T about HER bankruptcy? Notice the spin now that bloggers bring up Jacs bankruptcy fraud. Shes back to “its the tabloid stuff” not the “bankruptcy stuff”. Hittin a little close to home Jac?
Misszippity, you are coming close. The reason Jac is sooooo upset because T allegedly “set up” Melissa at the PFS is because JAC AND MEL ARE NOW BEST FRIENDS! So of course Jac is going to take Mel’s side on this issue. And of course Mel is going to blame T no matter what. Why else would Jac be so upset? If she were really “fine ” and ” friends again” with T….she wouldnt automatically believe Mel. Everything makes sense when you look at WHO is Jacs new BFF.