July 19, 2012 10:00 am August 14, 2012 4:00 pm
NOW THIS IS FUNNY… I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE!!
Did you SEE the hands on that woman???
Never noticed before… but Aviva Drescher has…
ALIEN HANDS!!!
Drew Barrymore… seeing Aviva’s hands for the first time…
Aviva may have “AlienHands”…
HOWEVER, nothing can compare with the mitts…
on Aviva’s Beverly Hills counterpart, “ManHands” HagfaceKyle!
Kyle Richards… Hagface Kyle gotz da “ManHands”!!!
Nene Leakes… more “AlienHands”…YIKES!!!
I have alien hands, too. =/
Me too. Long skinny fingers. Can’t find gloves that fit. If the length fits the palm is way too big. It sucks.
I think they are beautiful. I used to have fingers like that. Now I have serious,
severe arthritis – not so pretty. Appreciate your hands! I can’t even make a fist
anymore. BUT I can still play piano. That is a blessing.
Same here Patty. I appreciate your pain. Literally.
Thanks! Some days are better than others. I have
begun to think salt may be implicated. If I eat salty
peanuts, I really feel it the next day!
Sorry to hear about your arthritis. I have family that has it and I understand how painful it can be. Sometimes it hurts so bad that even brushing their teeth is a major task.
Thank you. Yes, it can get pretty bad. So it’s
good to appreciate fingers that work the way they should, even if they aren’t completely beautiful.
So do I.
^^^^^^!
My doggie has it. It hurts me to see him like that
I feel for you guys.
Me too. Too long, too skinny, and I have big knuckles. I hate them. I’m so jealous of pretty hands.
Kyle is man all over. Angry spiteful man
I am with you all the way on this…
Ummm..I bite my nails
I have what are lovingly referred to as toe thumbs. Could there be a worse name for them? Oh yeah, hammer head thumbs!
I have hammer toes
Yaaaaay they’re not so bad
What are toe thumbs??
Hi Patty! If you go to Wikipedia and look up clubbed thumb, they have some pics. Forgot they were also referred to as clubbed (and I thought hammerhead and toe were bad). Yikes, now I feel kinda freakish!
Thanks – I will check it out! We all have something!
Oh my gosh…too funy NotAlway’sPerfkt..u gave me a good laugh…ty
Kyle can do everything to her face to make her look younger.The hands tell her or anyones real age.Just look below the neck and check their age like the rungs on a tree.Kyle’s hands have had a hard life.
LOL didn’t Hagface @kylerichards18 blame them hands saying she got them from her dad?
Kyle said her mom’s ring she inherited was 10 carats.Looks fake to me.She never gave a value on if on the Top 10 Things Kyle likes like she did everything else.I would not want to wear jewerly/cheap or expensive to call attention to my ugly man hands.
I think Aviva has beautiful hands….nice long slender fingers.
Who thought this idea up anyway??
Alien hands is pretty funny. I never realized how ugly Kyle’s hands are.
I would call them aristocratic hands.
Alrighty I’m probably going to get creamed for this but here goes – I really love this site and the wit and humour in which the stories are presented and discussed. I visit daily but have only posted a time or two. I enjoy a good laugh with the best of them!
Having said that – this attention to some womens body parts – ie. Kyle’s hands, Aviva’s hands – disturbs me and for some reason comes across as mean spirited to me – even when I am not a fan of the celeb being poked. It just makes me feel bad and frankly it takes away some of your credibility for a brief moment – for me. Okay – I feel it’s just plain katty – there – I said it ! I can’t be the only one who feels this way – or maybe I am.
I can laugh at a gaudy piece of clothing or the way someone behaves when they’re drunk etc. but I just can’t bring myself to make fun of someone’s body parts in that way because it’s something you can’t change – you’re kind of stuck with it . Well – and because I have man hands too. But they’ve raised 4 kids and I believe have worked pretty hard in 57 years – they are as they are. It might be silly – but for some reason it makes me self conscious of my own hands when I read nastys about Kyles hands and it especially dismayed me to read the headline about Aviva’s hands although the comments have been a little more tempered.
I feel a little better having put that out there – I don’t expect anything to change – I enjoy almost everything else that you poke fun at – there are times I think you’re reading my mind but this just gets under my skin for some reason. My issue I guess – carry on and thanks for some great reads !
sarah: You would NEVER get creamed! “Poofed” maybe… but never “creamed”!! LOL!!! TFC!! SH
sarahspeaks…Moisturize Moisturize Moisturize. If you can… slather up and wear gloves for 30 mins or so…do it while you watch the Real Housewives! Also, whatever you use on your face would be great on the backs of your hands too. (Yes! I’m a nail tech.)
I know it would work wonders for Kyle too.
Personally, I would love to have long thin, elegant hands like that. At least mine don’t look like Kyles, though. LOL. Ewww.
Let’s not forget KKKelly’s boat feet and weird sternum thingie; nor Ramonster’s wonky eye; nor Kathy Wakile’s frog eyes; MeGo’s five-head, landing strip; Tree’s one-head; DonCaro’s fugly face; numerous there’s-no-way-she’s-a-size-4. Lots of HW’s (and HH’s) get skewered here everyday. Some of them embraced it (AlienShapeShifter PamDana). One of them tried to explain it (as noted above, Kyle with the I got my father’s hands plea!) I don’t think anyone really defines any of these people by the superficial observations we toss around about them–Lord knows they give us enough real ammunition with every appearance/tweet/blog.
Once these fame whores put themselves out there – no pity.
she says she doesn’t want any attention brought to her leg, (lack of one?) then why did she choose to film her pedicure with sonja? or choose to specifically go shoe shopping on camera, with ramona? she brings up her lack of leg at every opportunity. same with her enormous list of “phobias”. i don’t think this woman is genuine with anything. i have to see ramona’s point regarding aviva-the–needy-houseplant. SO afraid of heights- but has an air-borne view apartment in miami with floor to ceiling windows? afraid to fly…unless it is to said high-rise condo in florida? despises her ex, but will NOT shut up about him? AND chose to film with him? come ON. i don’t care for this woman at all. sorry if i offended anyone that does like her. just my opinion.
At first I thought it was a good idea that she talk about it, show it, and be relaxed about it so that it might help new amputees, women especially, that felt their feminine appearance was spoiled forever. However, I think it is time to put it – AND DADDY – to rest and talk about something else. Poor Ramona, she will miss all the leg talk!
Aviva does not know if she is washing or hanging out.She is confused on what she is saying and then doing right opposite.
Haha Ms. SH…..Didn’t you know many of your loyal subbies are in fact alien hybrids? Myself included…
Aviva has alien hands and MeGo has an alien face