August 9, 2012 10:20 pm
Kyle Richards…
HagfaceKyle Richards gave a phone interview to “LifeGoesStrong“ (HUH? Another Mommy site?? A PHONE interview? Kyle must have supplied the lucky interviewer with the questions, ’cause Kyle HAD to get in a plug for Pantene! Kyle must not be picky about her interviews, but what would one expect from Kyle… she calls the paps when she’s crossing the street!!) …
Kyle chatted about her new store… she is very proud of the caftans available… and just as expected, Kyle-ee will be selling used stuff, just like her sister, Kathy Hilton!
“Designer Archives” is the used dress store where Kyle-ee was making her mother-in-law, Dr. Estella, try on ugly-already-been-worn ‘white’ dresses!
Kyle-ee also revealed what many already knew… that she gained weight after season two of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! Kyle said her weight gain was from stress… and, of course, blames the stress on her sister, Kim!
“…I gained a lot of weight in season two and maybe it’s because of stress. I was pretty stressed out because of that big fight I had with my sister Kim. I’m just one of those people who get stressed and gain weight. I’ve since lost 11 pounds since season 2. I’m still not as thin as I want to be and it gets harder each year with age.”
NOTE: What’s the big deal? So LLLKyle gained weight… it was no secret, anyone could tell immediately from her photos! Really would like one of these hovering age 50 Housewives to stop trying to beat the aging process! Sit back, relax… and admit that you spend your day in your La-Z-Boy being fed by a robotic arm! Now THAT’S reality!!
That reminds me.. gotta restock the arm with a late night snack! Hmmm… chocolate chip/pecan fudge brownies, wrapped in sheets of bakers gelatin, covered with coconut and crushed SunChips, dipped in a very thick caramel sauce… tied up with bacon strips… then all given a quick ten seconds in the deep fryer! Yum!!!
Special note to Kyle-ee: If you need any arm recipes, Kyle-ee… just let SH know!!
If you missed Kyle showin’ off her wares on KTLA yesterday…
I hope her store has success. I find my best clothes at consignment stores, goodwills and ebay. I especially love consignment stores in wealthy towns. The rich give away expensive items just because it they’re “last season” Whatever.
I so agree….. Love the upscale consignments…. The deals are unbelievable and all because “It was so last year”….. Yeah Whatever… I’ll take it….
Those caftans were/are so attractive on Vyle. Wouldn’t want to miss a Vyle hand me down caftan.
I think a lot of the women could stand to gain a few lbs, when you are too thin your cheeks get that hollow look which makes you look older and drawn. And I’d rather eat a brownie than inject filler crap into my face!
I Agree!
I love that answer
me too! I have been feeling chubby lately but I got CARDED yesterday! (I am over 45.)
Are you kidding me? Wow Congrats! I thought I was doing good getting carded into my 30s (which wasn’t as appreciated as it would be now) but 45?
She needs to cut her damn hair, she’d lose 10lbs if she just cut like, ten inches off. Maybe she could actually have some volume so her face doesn’t look so small and witchy.
long hair is sexy.sorry!i don’t care what anyone says it just is ask any man
On younger woman… When you get older, it makes your face look well, like the hags… When you get a certain age, it should be no longer then a little past your shoulders… That’s my opinion.. I do believe the hag has nothing going for her except her hair… By the way, I do think she has beautiful hair….
…except brownies tend to fill out our *other* cheeks first.
Ms.SH, your late night snack menu made me feel like I was on Pintrest for a minute!
SH…you had me at… “tied up with bacon strips”…so many delicious images…
You are in good company Ms Sh. King Curtis looooooves his bacon too.
I think we may have found a match for Ms Gia.
No he needs a Milania type. Maybe even a few Honey BooBoos too.
Nothing like a good ole southern “gent” (ha) and a little Yankee gal huh? Please everyone, saying the word ‘Yankee” with no offense…
match made in heaven I say.
I loved this MP! Thanks for sharing it.
Off topic: Am i the only one that’s dying of laughter of today’s wallpaper of Melissa and Joey?
I love it, too!! That guy is so talented with his drawings.
Wesley….me too!
Tarzan dont look too big in those women’s low waisted jeans.
What was disgusting was not the fact of the weight gain, but that she continues to squeeze into the ‘thinner’ jeans. Creates the grossest of gross POW! in your face camel toes. That ridiculous pose of crossing the ankles is not skinny illusion inducing either.
I thought I read that she had whole body liposuction and lost 18 lbs? I think caftans add twenty pounds to anyone. It looks like a Mumu and we all know those who wear a mumu wear it because you can’t fit into anything else.
you only lose inches w/ lipo not lbs and they can only take so much fat b/4 ur body goes into shock.
But if they’re sucking out fat doesn’t that equate to lbs? Not being argumentative because I honestly don’t know, just curious.
hi,i had lipo n wanted a full body maybe i had more fat or b/c i had a brest reduction he couldnt do full body. i do rememder him saying it wont effect the scale. but things may have changed i got it done 7 years ago.
oh yeah i’ve had more than my share of mumu days. “skinny illusion inducing” lol too much tang!
OMGosh, if I see one more of those moo-moo blouses… It is true, those blouses are like a big ole moo-moo that has been cut in half! Can’t stand them!
I agree about the moo-moo tops, but the look that I really detest is women who wear those printed mens style T-Shirts (you know the ones…team logos, or advertising something…..they are awful! In that case, I would prefer the moo-moo top!
I assume that the “big fight” she had with Kim was the limo fight. But that was at the end of season 1 not season 2. What big fight is she talking about with Kim in season 2? Was it her fighting with Kim about bullface Ken?
Don’t forget about your many (75+!!!) cats, SH!
She had lipo all over I heard, but who cares. She is a square faced phoney. I hate that she always wears wizard sleeves so outta style. Her sister the trained like a monkey former child star Chimp Richards dresses like she pulled clothes out of the trash circa 1989. She is thick like her sister Kathy & her Mom was no skinny minny either. Kim is crack whore skinny. Doesn’t count. Ithink Kyle makes he most of looks so in a way it is nice to know she is not perfect & with all her money has to watch her weight like most 40 something women.