August 8, 2012 5:00 pm Celebuzz…
Ashlee Holmes… lookin’ at PrinceAlbie in da club!
When we last checked, BubbaJax’ daughter, Asslee Holmes had sworn off drinkin’… but, did she really???
According to her side bio, she’s still a drinker! AND… has another trait of her mother’s… non-payment of “GoDaddy”!!
Ya gotta just love lil Asslee! She really tries to be witty!!
Under “favorite books”… still cravin’ that al-kee-hol even in Hell!!
Asslee proceeds to gush over the number of people who showed up for the black water stuff! Hmmmm…. in watching the video, there’s a lot of people mulling around, and no one drinking the stuff. OOPS! Around the 3:35 mark there is a little boy with the bottle to his lips…
NOTE: Where’s BigGayGreggy? And LapBandLauren? And KomaKathy Wakile?
I got to admit, she has nice taste in music.
Like
Michael Jackson, Adele or Frank Sinatra.
But MeGo didn’t make the cut!! Awww, too bad MeGo!!
I am no expert, but isn’t the liver, the main filter for the human body likely to be compromised by the sludge in blk water? Just sayin’…
The fulvic acid is actually good for you – but you should be careful how you ingest it. Taking it with tap water can be dangerous. The F.A. helps you to better absorb minerals – but the chlorine in tap water can be a carcinogen. Not to mention fluoride!
I’m not sure what the amount of fulvic acid is in BLK – but it should not be consumed in excess. And if it contains chlorinated water, it should not be consumed at all!
But if the water they mix is with is from a natural source, it makes it safe?
I don’t get the whole trend of putting stuff in water. Whether it be flavors, vitamins, fulvic acid. I think it’s silly. If you eat well and have a healthy lifestyle, you shouldn’t need that stuff.
All this talk about the sludge and how it may be harmful to you, wouldn’t it have had to be tested by the FDA or by some entity before it was bottled and allowed to be sold? Darn, they test everything else. Something is wrong with this picture. Doesn’t the bottle list anything at all? These people are walking on thin ice. Remember it’s your life if you choose to drink something that hasn’t been tested before it’s been marketed. JMO
We don’t have it here (Canada). I’m not even tempted to try it. I was just curious, cause she said if it was mixed with tap water it would be bad. I don’t drink tap water. I’m on well water, and just drinking city water makes me sick. I’d probably die drinking BLK.
I get the 5 gallon bottled water delivered every week and then I also buy regular bottled water in Shop-Rite, and I was in Staples they other day and they had it on sale so I bought 2 cases there. I wouldn’t allow my family to drink BLK ever.
I really don’t want to turn people off from fulvic acid because it is a good thing. But I would advise anyone to do their homework before taking it. It works by helping your body to better absorb minerals from food and drink. The problems start when people, unknowingly, consume it along with substances such as chlorine or fluoride (common ingredient in toothpaste) both of these substances are carcinogenic.
If your interested in fulvic acid, there are plenty of good sources of it out there. I wouldn’t recomment BLK – unless you trust the Manzos with your health!
the FDA does not get around to testing the claims of homeopathic, holistic or other crap
that is on the market. That is why you have to be just as careful what you buy at the health food store as you do in the grocery store. The vitamin water is a case in point. You would have to drink half a case to get the same amount of vitamins you get from your daily vitamin such as Centrum, or whatever.
Thanks I’ll stick to my vitamins….:-)
Funny because their bottle used to say “Spring Water” now it only says Water – so it could be just good old NJ tap water. You’all could be poisoning yourself by drinking that crap.
They are a lawsuit waiting to happen……;-)
Hurray! her hair is back to black ( BLK )
unfortunately it makes her look more like her mom…..she’s morphing
Soon she will need to change her ethnicity to “asian” like her mother
Ah geez
Not one of those people looked like they were there for black water, they look like they all came to see the Housewives cast.
I said when the little girl wrote that rambling goofy blog about quiting drinking..She never should have.. She should have just left it alone, kept her mouth shut. Now she is gonna catch sooooooo much heat!!!
That is true Lena1, it did appear that way
The arrogant little thing had the nerve to list ’10 Reasons Why YOU Should Stop Drinking’ (emphasis mine) as if everyone else had a problem and she (oh, enlightened one) had all the answers. What an idiot. I don’t need lectures on sobriety from a 22 (?) year old barfly, thank you very much!
me either. What an immature idiot.
Do you really think anyone would listen to the half-wit?
She was probably drunk when she wrote it. LOL
She wrote it while experiencing an awful hangover. I always say Never again when I get a hangover then forget all about it the next weekend. Somehow, I knew her words would come back and haunt her sooner than later…
Four books are her favorites and how many movies/tv shows? Chug-a-lug, Ash.
It seems like 90% + of the ppl who show up to these events are young FEMALES, most of whom are probably only there because they think Albie is puuurty. They should be careful about reading too much into their grocery store event numbers. I seriously doubt this translates into anything other than TEMPORARY sale spikes. Most ppl will try most things ONCE, but ultimately, ppl only STICK with products they really LIKE. Who ” really likes ” BLK water? Anyone? anyone? And generally speaking, 19 yr old girls don’t have the kind of disposable income needed to constantly purchase 3 dollar bottled water on a regular basis.
Oh, and I just can’t bring myself to snark too hard on Ashlee. I don’t think that poor girl ever had a chance. She’s forced to kiss the a*ses of ppl who don’t give a sh*t about her and don’t even consider her one of their own. Her existence just inspires sympathy in me.
You have a point…mommy dearest brought her down two whole seasons (or was it 3?) for a storyline…
Guilty: Still have that one last bottle of the stuff from the SH black water review last year!! No one wants to drink it!! If you didn’t read the SH black water review from August 2011… here it is!…http://stoopidhousewives.com/2011/08/14/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-albie-manzochristopher-manzochris-laurita-the-blk-water-review/ TFC!! SH
I don’t find any of the Manzoids Boyz attractive because if your mom and sister decides who you should and should not date is pathetic.
But its reallllly hard to concentrate on reading when your all doped up on zanex. I mean she can’t fly without being on it so what’s the stretch to drive on it, or drink while on it, or babysit. Ill see her again on celebrity rehab.
This what happens when you worry more about being a (drunken – she said it herself) celebrity than getting a good education. Hope she matures, gets and stays sober cus once the HWNJ ends she’s got nuthin.
I thought she moved to LA. Well, it seems she’s back in NJ. She says she’s on vacation, but she’s been there for about a month. That’s some vacation.
She meaning Ashlee. Sorry needed to clarify.
Does Critterfur ever bathe? He always is in need of a shave and looks like he would smell. Seriously. If he was walking towards me, I would hold my breath until he walked by ‘cuz he looks smelly. Also, who was taping this? Was it Asslee? The camera was shaking so badly, she must have had the DTs that day.
He probably bathes in that blk tarry stool water.
Dadburn. If that was my local supermarket I would be so ticked off that they were blocking my Lean Cuisines. Ok ok maybe I let that slide but they better move they butts if my Ben and Jerry’s is blocked.
I think you’re safe. They are putting the sludge in the health food department at most grocery stores, until it goes in the 80% off sales bin or shelf. lol
Quite honestly, I think it is way past time that Asslee should never be mentioned again. Who cares what she thinks, or what she is doing? Maybe she can do a trashy reality show with Bristol Palin on TLC! Asslee, loves attention and believes that she is a celebrity……she is just trash and yesterday’s news.
They paid the kid to drink that sludge. I didn’t see anyone buying it or anyone drinking it and Jaxass looked like a Jackass getting back on the van…
Did anyone else notice that Chuckie and Jaq aren’t drinking it — they have orange drinks.
At least Ashlee reads! Unlike “I hate to read” Lauren. How proud Caro must be.
Reads? Seriously? She mentions a magazine and “The Secret,” that can hardly be called reading!
I think it’s interesting that Asslee quotes an entire dialoge from Dr. Evil in the imfo about her childhood yet Austin Powers was not on her favorite movies list but He’s just not that into you did make the list along with John Mayer on her music list. Tee Hee!
Exactly. Ashlee trying to be ‘witty’ just copies from a movie.
She’s not funny at all. She’s pitiful.
I had to click play:( Three minutes of my life I will never get back…
Just looked at Ashlee’s blog post about why “sober is sexy”. 10 days after writing the post, she added something in the comments:
Ashlee Holmes
I just want to state for the record again, I WAS NOT an alcoholic. My problem was that whenever I was out drinking in public I would usually purposely drink past my limit. It was reckless behavior.
No one in the comments had said anything about being an alcoholic–they just offered words of encouragement. I’m guessing that Ashlee got 10 days into being sober and decided she still wanted to get drunk, so she decided it’s okay to get drunk at home. She’ll be drinking in public again in no time.
This girl is going to be in for an extremely rude awakening in a couple of years. I have a feeling her life at 27-28 years old is going to start getting rough. If these people were smart, they would have insisted that she go to college. Why are NONE of the NJ cast members’ older kids going to college? Are they THAT lazy and spoiled? WTF?
Sadly, I think the rude awakening is coming sooner than that. Chris and Jax no longer have their business, they are about to loose everything……and possibly jail. They can no longer even supplement Assley’s lifestyle. Time for Asslee to suck it up and buck up and get a Real Job!
Have a good family friend who owns a successful business. His business has quite literally made him a millionaire several times over. He told his three kids they could take over the business if they wanted to AFTER they got a degree in a related field AND learned the business from the ground up. If they weren’t interested in the business they had to go to college or learn a skill that would allow them to support themselves. He made it very clear that none of them was going to get a “free ride.”
I served with a young man who Father owned a string of successful drugs stores he wasnt a millionaire but very wealthy. Each son had to serve in the military at least one term
then he could come into the business or go to college then the business either way they had to do a stint in the military first and they could stay in the military as long as they wished after the first term as well.
Heavens, do you think Caro would survive if those babies were away from her for a day! Heck no …:-)
she would implode thinking someone was yelling at her Churruns
Ashlee has her grandparents…aren’t they wealthy…why all of a sudden did they appear? just sayin
I know someone who did it that way too and its the greatest gift he could have ever given his children. Season One I thought that was what Big Al was doing too. Something major must have happened.
Yea Mama Manzoid took over and decided the babies were going to be stars, right they are falling stars….sorry manzoid they are not star quality, they should have listened to Daddy O, but then they would have had to get off their asses every day….they will learn soon enough….
The family doesn’t seem to be interested in education. Think the manzo kids and Ashlee are almost the only high school grads from Franklin lakes who dont go to college….can’t see that happening to Dina’s daughter…
I see Dina’s daughter going to college…and making something out of her life….
Dina daughter seem very much into her studies I bet she will go on and do good things in the Education dept
Albie went to college-he should have started to work for a real company after the law school fiasco. He is 26 now.If all the family companies go under, what the hell will he do? Pretty soon he will be 30, very late to start looking for a first real job. These reality shows ruin people’s lives.
my daughters 25 with a masters and two years of employment in her field. there’s no excuse for the manzo spawn
Someone should advise Jac to stop with the surgeries. She doesn’t look liker herself anymore…ewwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m not going to lie. My sisters and I had clothing, cars, and a lot of other stuff. To be fair, my mother made most of our clothing. Anyhooo the point I wanted to make is, we might of had the things we wanted, but we worked. My father had a local market and we all worked there. We had pay checks but we had to put 60/70% in the bank. My parents paid for our car repairs, insurance and gas. The 30% we had was for “stuff” that we wanted to buy while out with friends. Education was #1, there was no getting C’s in our household. My parents provided a education for us and then we hit the real working force. When we got married, my parents paid for our weddings and when we purchased homes they gave us the money that we had to put away in the bank for downpayments. I will be forever gratefull to them. Not only for providing me with a great childhood but giving me more then what other kids had, but always with the knowledge that with working hard comes greatness…..So I was spoiled, but I was a working spoiled girl. That makes a diffrence……LOL