August 7, 2012 1:00 pm
Jacques Azoulay, LuAnn de Lesseps… “Shut up, Carole!! My LuAnnie IS Indian… she was beading a new headdress for our little papoose just last night…”
Welcome back my friends and thank you for watching and reading!
In this episode, it’s Christmas time and I’m sure Santa was watching to see who’s NAUGHTY and nice. As I write this, it’s mid-summer and I’m looking forward to attending the GLAAD Manhattan fundraiser this week. I’ll be joining some of the ladies to support the LGBT community.
Ramona Singer, Heather Thomson, some guy… “I have 476 businesses, HollaHeather… get me a glass of my Pinot…”
Sonja can invite whomever she wants to her business meetings, but she should have known that asking Ramona to attend was going to upset Heather. I thought Ramona taking a phone call during the meeting was disrespectful to Heather and her team.
Sonja calling herself a client was a stretch, since Heather was doing this as a favor. I hope that Sonja goes with her intuition and chooses to promote her products and business with a branding strategy that she believes in.
Lately, Carole never seems to miss an opportunity to criticize me. Have you noticed that when I say “tomato” she says “tomahto”? She never seems to pass up an opportunity to put me down and I’m while I’m trying to be polite and friendly, I do have my limits.
Let the facts speak for themselves. The US Census Bureau surveyed people of various races and what they liked to be called and over 49 percent of American Indians preferred to be called American Indian while 37 percent said that Native American was their preference. Furthermore, the museums dedicated to American Indian heritage in Washington D.C. and New York City are both called the Museum of the American Indian. I think the Indian people have spoken and Carole doesn’t seem to be listening.
When I watched the scene where Mario confronts Jacques, I was impressed by Jacques’ graciousness and composure. Couldn’t Mario have found a more private moment to tell Jacques how he felt about the wine tasting? Jacques reiterated to Mario that the event was called “wine games”. . .it was supposed to be a fun event and Ramona seemed to enjoy herself — until her husband made a big deal about the games being a set-up. At this point, I’m tired of discussing the wine event . . .time to move on. NOTE: Mario COULD have found a better time/place to discuss; however, there would be no cameras!! Come on, LuAnnie… you know this!!!
Jacques and I have been talking about having a child together for a while now, and he would like to have children — but it is not a deal breaker for our relationship. I love him very much and if we have a child together it would make us both very happy. I know that I said that I would have a baby to keep Jacques but I didn’t mean it the way it sounded.
It was very inappropriate for Sonja to share her feelings about my relationship with Jacques at a party in front of the women. Sonja’s outburst at Jacques wasn’t about Jacques, it was about her and the pain she stills feels over her marriage. She got pretty worked up, but Jacques, always a gentleman, listened to Sonja politely even if he completely disagrees. NOTE: Geez… SonJa… with a “J” was drunk at a Christmas party. Back off, LuAnnie!
The FUNNIEST ever LuAnnie video… Countless on a camel…
The band I booked for the Life & Style party was supposed to be quirky and fun, not vulgar and loud!! I’d seen this band at another party with Jacques and their repertoire did not include the naughty song you heard blasted out of a bullhorn. Carole loved them, apparently, but I was horrified and I apologized to Life & Style and to my friends for the musical mishap.
Until next week, bisous!
NOTE: SH reader “DiscoRonnie”…
That band was awesome. LuAnn’s reaction was priceless. We’re called the Stumblebums and Jacques is a drinking buddy of ours back when we were living in Paris.
Why is Luann on the show???? She doesn’t do anything….Oh, she sings?….she carries a tune, better said. She shops???? She goes on trips???? and she goes to the Dr to find out about having a baby???? Why is she still on this show, can someone explain that to me?
She’s on the show because she’s a snake… Andy likes snakes… And her boyfriend,what’s his name looks like a rat….as soon as bravo gives her the boot, he will be history… He likes the attention he gets from Bravo….louann is pathetic without Jill… I find this funny. Go find a friend Louann, or sit in the corner!
Amen!
Jacques should be careful. Snakes and rats don’t have the best track record with each other.
Luann can call herself whatever she wants – native american, indian, whatever – I have some ancient native blood as well and could also do the same as could zillions of americans because mostly people aren’t even aware of their heritage before their last few generations. Anyone can call themselves Indian if they’d like – only if you’re applying for some specific scholarship or privilege associated with that heritage are you required to show actual proof that you are a tribal member – something I don’t believe Luann has.
My father was full blooded American Indian and I never ever have used that for anything! Although would love to own a casino lol
Didn’t Jacques call Native Americans savages? I thought I heard him say that.
Perhaps Luann thought the band’s song would be her contribution to the support of the LGBT(lesbian gay buttgoeriner transgender) community?
Carole overdoing on the pearl clutching regarding the Native American thing.
Yeah, what was with that? Talk about a talking point dictate from Andy Cohen. That was totally random, and who cares?
oh lawtey! such an overreaction from her….didn’;t think she was gonna be like that. I didnt think it was that big of a deal
Yeah kinda like this… sorta kinda
LuLu is a figment of her own imagination! She is just “not all that!” The “scalping” comment was rude, over the top and crass! Regardless by what name Real Native Americans choose to be called, the fact is that they are the most oppressed people living in America and this is Their Country. I get what Carole was trying to get across.
I also agree with smallmiracle, why is LuLu still on the show. She is a total bore! Besides that she is an arrogant bore! She is a joke and simply cannot hold her own with the new ladies!
LuLu is a joke.The only storyline she has is the “Fake” one about wanting to have a baby at age 48.Meonopause will be knocking at her door shortly.She is too arrogant to mess up her body with being pregnant.I wish Bravo would stop with the “Pregnant” storylines on all the over the hill/premenopause women like Ramona/Kim and now LuLu.We are smater than that to believe that could even happen.Theses women’s ships have sailed and the eggs are hard boiled now.
Not sure how old Sonja is and I may be jumpin the gun on this but her waddling off the the bathroom as if she sprang a blood leak like a calendar challenged teenager is a bit much too. The lengths that these women go to. Laws a mercy.
I KNOW! Holy CRINGE, Batman!
She just wants erabody to know she still bleeds like a stuck pig. Not sexy Sonj-YA not sexy atall. Still love ya though.
Missed that part made… Proud omg, thAts so funny! I am proud to say I kissed those days goodbye, and proud to say I survived menopause, unlike Caroline…
She will always have that sexy j in her name and she’s proud of it, baby!
I’m in your club smartypants! The Sonja bleed scene was in coming attractions. Love the hard boiled egg comment Susie lol
If LuLu got pregnant today, she would be almost 70 by the time this child graduated from High School. I wonder if this has occured to her?
(Of course, we already know this is all BS to give LuLu a storyline and make her feel Young!!LOL)
well, andy’s bff is sarah jessica parker who just used a surrogate at age 47. maybe lulu could take a more drastic measure if she’s serious.
just in Sonja’s defense a little, I am close to her age and when you get to , let’s call it your last stand as far as periods go, they get really ruthless and heavy. I have to really take all kinds of precautions I never did before and my sister has the same thing. She recently underwent a procedure to correct it and I am inclined to do the same. I know these are symptoms of the onset of menopause so the idea of any of them having babies is really out there to me, As far as what LuAnn wants to refer to herself as is up to her, if someone else has a problem with it let the people who it directly refer to speak to it. LuAnn is obviously part native as am I . I don’t ever remember her mentioning if she has her tribal card but as someone else pointed out lots of people especially in the southeast that did not take the trail of tears to reservations in the west find it impossible to prove their heritage. If Carole was a Souix or a Cherokee and that term pissed her off then I get it but she seems to put her own feelings in there when it is not needed. Her friends that lent LuAnn the dress had no problem but Carole did. I don’tknow if she sees LuAnn as competition or if she just really gets on her nerves but the way she treats it kind of gets on my nerves. She is turning out to be just as bitchy and backstabbing as the rest of them.
That is true, they are the periods from hell.. And just when you think you can’t take anymore, their gone…you are right sd..
I agree w/your comments about carole sd…I like her but this is annoying. A ploy perhaps?
It’s quintessential LuMan to whine about Carole criticizing her when her blog is one big critique of others. She thinks she’s the only one who is allowed to critique since she’s an expert on etiquette, dahling. Gag me with a spoon. And she’s a chickenshit…she runs off to the bathroom when Mario is going to call Zzhack and her on the wine setup. Notice she confronts Ramona at the party when Mario isn’t around. Gawd, she’s so fun to hate.
One of the best things about all the housewives is their ignorance. Sonja says “Heather was salivating that Ramona took a phone call during the meeting.” LMAO Some times it’s like English is their second language …or something. lolol
Sonja might have had a UTI that would be more believable.Coughed and wet herself is more like it.
They try to “Pretend” to be vibrant and youthful on the inside.Acting like 12 yrs old or high school age does not count on all silliness that they portray.Thats like all the 30-40 something men dressing like they are hip hop teenagers and still cool.Sorry you just look silly.Why cant these women act lik grownups and show how maturing women are supposed to act. Dealing with each other not a competion or 1 upping each other.Role models they are not and not portraying real business women.After seeing them act out on T.V. their products they are hawking are a joke coming from such immature females.The men/house husbands are just as bad.Reign your women in and calm their asss down.Ramona is the worst at acting like a fool over 50.RHONY needs to be cancelled.Nothing to work from.Let these overgrown girls go their separate ways.No one on the show is interesting.
Mario should’ve picked a more private time to confront Jacques? How about Luann & Jacques picking a more private place when they tried to humiliate Ramona with that wine game? Or not do it at all?
Luann griping about Carole always criticizing her? Puhleeeze! That’s exactly what Luann does to Ramona, for years!
Luann is obnoxious.
I would like to know what is going on with Mario’s hair.
I’m trying to figure out what is going on with Sonja’s hair….does she not comb it???
That band completely enjoyed every moment of shock for television. It was messed up.
That was Mandy’s theme song
LOL!!! Betcha he’ll have them perform on WWHL just like the weirdo singer from Aviva’s party did, just for a chance at a ratings blitz.
Maybe this has been mentioned already and I missed it but has anyone else noticed that whenever Countless tries to make a funny she looks around the table to see if anyone is laughing? She is still so desperate for attention. That whole Indian scene was whacked. So out of character for her and her “etitquite” rules. Maybe that is the real Countless? I agree with whoever posted about Jock. He will be out of the scene as soon as Countless is gone from the show. I like all the new ladies. Time to get rid of the other 3 doorstops. And someone please get Google eyes into an asylum. Seriously. Wonder what happend to Avery. I think Avery is very wise and opted not to be in the show. Mario is at the wierd stage in a man’s life with regards to hi shair. he is experimenting with new styles and it isn’t working. Keep it short and cropped as it acscents his handsome face. Whatever happend to the bald artist guy Sonwhore was pretending to boink last season? He was last scene at Splash in the city. I think he got tired of Sonwhore pawing him. She is a female version of Aviva’s Dad’s whose 15 minutes are up. Nothing worse than a man of any age flaunting his desperate ways.
LuAnn is BORING. She needed Jill as a sidekick or Kelly.
LuAnn is sicking..she is so mean spirited. ..She will never have a baby, as someone mentioned its just a story line…since she is so boring and mean. Happy there is a Princess on the show to upstage her fake title. (WHICH SHE LOSES IF SHE MARRIES)