August 5, 2012 4:50 pm
The Real Housewives of New Jersey… from “HousewifeHoe”
There will be a repeat of last week’s RHONJ tonight… a new episode is scheduled to air next Sunday, August 12. THIS is what viewers have to look forward… according to Bravo:
It’s time to hang ten as the Housewives decide to take on California’s supreme surfing waves.
Jacqueline and Teresa try and see if their friendship can survive, meanwhile Caroline worries for her daughter Lauren, as she reaches her boiling point.
Also Caroline’s son, Albie, shares some breaking news regarding the state of his relationship with his girlfriend. NOTE: Say bye-bye to Lindsey!!
NOTE: If you’re looking for a great show and haven’t seen “The Closer” on TNT, you may want to catch the next to last episode tonight! Correction: The Closer airs Monday! Sorry! Can’t believe Brenda’s mother died!!
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Dean and Marisa Zanuck…
SH has had our eyes on Marisa Zanuck for months… SH readers knew back in March about Marisa’s involvement with the Beverly Hills franchise!
Marisa has been reported to be a new “Housewife” on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. However, there have been no photos leaked of Marisa with any of the RHOBH cast.
Marisa has started some buzz about the next season of the RHOBH via twitter… and promises that she will not be putting out any of the usual HWs crap…
…nor will she be participating in a “vow renewal” ceremony (forgot THAT spot was taken by VanderpumpRump!).
Marisa, however, would NOT state if she is cast as a full-time BH Housewife… Marisa insists that she is NOT a “friend of a friend”!
NOTE: Eliminating “friend of a friend” for Marisa leaves her being either a “Friend” of the BH Housewives or a full-fledged Housewife! IMO, Marisa will be seen as a “Friend” of the RHOBH. As stated to Marisa via twitter… she is doing a great job of starting the buzz about season three of the RHOBH!
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Speaking of twitter… “Dr. Estella” read yesterday’s piece on SH about her “CelebrityMatchmaking” job. TackyTella tweeted SH… and included a “Chopra-ism” with her tweet! Sorry, Estella, but SH hates “Chopra-isms”!!!
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Nene Leakes is on the one year anniversary cover of Denim Magazine. Either Nene has been in the gym or Denim Magazine has one hell of a photoshopper!!!
Nene will be appearing in a supporting role… playing HERSELF again… in ‘The New Normal’ which airs next month, in addition to the next season of Real Housewives of Atlanta.
(Thanks to SH reader “CathyFromFM”!!!)
Thus quoteth the great sage Estella. Sorry, ain’t takin’ life advice from someone who televised her face lift for the world to see! Maybe Crooksey Ayers could benefit from her Chopra-isms, Lord knows I’ve heard enough Tony Robbins & C0. crap!
plus Crooksey needs new material.
How strange that NJ is doing a repeat mid-season. Has that ever happened before? Could Jax mystery whereabouts be the reason? Cant blog from rehab?
or jail?
Lmfao!!!! Chris locked her in his safe with the guns..he don’t want her tweeting anymore.
No, he finally installed breathalyzers on their phones!
MP: BubbaJax has been VERY lax in composing her BravoBlogs from the beginning of season four. IMO, she has already checked out … Jax has been out, in her mind, before the RHONJ season three reunion. TFC!!! SH
Thats true. I just cant see her finally reaching ‘her bottom” all the sudden and voluntarily going to rehab. I could see her losing her cool and throwing a golf club or two Chris’s way though.
SH something weird is truly going on. In the post you’re correct about the surfing and the other stuff, but do you remember 2 weeks ago. Close to the end of that episode they showed the next episode being them at the winery eating dinner outside and then Teresa gets up from the table because Joe is talking on the phone and she is wondering who is calling him. I mean she jumped up like she knew it was another girl (which it was). Also remember you posted a week ago about Teresa making comment about drama coming from an unsuspected area, it looks like she is correct. Lauren has that breakdown (the one Chucky made comment she had during camping). They hid this very well.
I think we as an audience is going to see what truly went down during this time and during the Posh show. And we will know what truly happened and not what was told by Melissa and Chucky and Jax.
Buck, you’ve had some pretty good vibes before. You had Crook’s baby momma situation pegged from day one, so you may be right.
I so love that picture of chucky….
I wonder if Lauren gets into it with someone.. Last week Teresa wrote in her blog that someone gets into it with someone or something like that. Hmm.
Weird that there is no new NJ tonight :/
There is a repeat on because everyone is watching the Olympics. Most shows defer to repeats when they have stiif competition from major events. Plus the filming rapped up months ago, thus it has nothing to do with what is going on in cuurent time. Remember these shows are filmed months in advance of actual airtime.
Seems like Marisa got a case of the raw ass over the friend of friend thing. Maybe she aint nobody’s friend?
Oh crap!! Another one that doesn’t know how to spell?? Can’t they find any intelligent women out there?????????? (“rediculous”?? Really??)
done: LOL!!! Yep… another bad speller!! TFC!! SH
Ughhhhhhhhh!! Frustrating, right, SH?
OMG! “Sister Mary Perfectionist!” LOL….seriously, sometimes people just type fast and mispell a word or two…..I have to laugh at people that simply must point out each typo! It is pretty easy to tell a type O from a lack of intelligence!
Nope. Sorry. It’s a common mistake, and after hearing the housewives speak at the reunions, it was evident that they all lack intelligence or the lack to communicate properly (except for Heather or RHOOC). I am somewhat picky, but it’s a dying art to be able to speak or write coherently.
Sometimes spellun thangs wrong is an art.
mp: I know when it’s spelled incorrectly to show art form, but this is a whole different ballgame……. Dumb is dumb.
I see what you mean. She actually thought it was spelled thata way. Different than a typo.
I love ya, mp……. I’ll have to see more of her writing to weigh it out.
Maybe BubbaJax has been committed by the Mazo’s/Liarita’s in some locked down no outside communication mental hospital kinda like what the Greedy Jacksons did to their mother and called it a spa vacation. BubbaJax is at a Spa, Asslee is running her mom’s Twitter and the rest are just crossing their fingers. Chris he’s having some late night meetings over citrus blk, Price Albie is pondering if when he turns 50 he might be old enough to have a girlfriend and work at the same time and Critofer is still running after BGG. Lauren is not showing up at CatFace because no one shows her respect so as long as they keep up the same ol same ol they might get away with BubbaJax being locked up in the mental hospital for a little while longer.
Really… Envy? Far from it… silly Estella…
Adore The Closer but doesn’t it come on Monday nights at 9?
Kiki: LOL!!! Just checking TV programming and you are correct!! The Closer IS on Monday! Will correct post! Thank you!! TFC!! SH
Okay, do ya’ll think ‘Th Leak’, is Gabriel’s girlfriend?
I may be out of the loop, but why does Lauren have a breakdown?
Pinot as soon as she was introduced I thought she was the leak. I’m thinking he talked with her a lot about work and it never crossed his mind that being a law student would be a conflict of interest. The only other reason she would serve is to maybe flesh out Gabriel’s character for the spin-off. We should know for sure tomorrow night because the programming guide said Raydor and Pope discover the leak in that episode.
As for Lauren’s breakdown it apparently was caused by her weight issues. Chuckie said in US magazine that Lauren had a scary breakdown which was one of the catalysts for the lap-band surgery. I cannot wait to see who she snaps at though. If it is Mommie Dearest or her brothers I will die laughing. Because if it was Teresa it would have delighted Chuckie instead of worrying her.
OK this one is OT but….I just had an idea for these RH ladies. Let’s take Survivor with no changes in the format of the game whatsoever, take the HW’s from each franchise break them up into say 4 teams of minimum 7 players on each team. Stick them all out on some island for 39 days and play the game just like the regular contestants play only they have to play for charity. And no they can’t bring luggage or anything but the clothes on their backs like I said everything is played just as survivor is played. I would definitely watch that show!!!!!!!!!
And then can we ‘Forget’ to pick them up? I’ll watch that!
What the heck is “ab.”? Is that “about”? You can’t just type it out? It isn’t a long word. Maybe she couldn’t remember how to spell it.
The whole tweet was worded awkwardly. Something is sincerely wrong with her if someones opinion OF A STORE “destroys” her. What in the sam hill is wrong with these fully grown HW and HW adjacent peeps and their thin skin?
She’s a therapist to boot. A marriage therapist. That little talk she had with Adrienne and Paul at the graduation party sure took. lol
lol. yep and even pissed to the gills Kim knew better than to let her counsel her.. heck she didn’t even want the woman looking her in the eyes.
She is a sex therapist
Perhaps she needs to hook up with Avivia’s dad.
So rediculous that someone doesn’t know how to spell ridiculous.
Maybe that was what she was trying to figure out in that picture of her in her head.
NeNe looks good but her hips look very weird.
photoshopped… prolly by a dude that dont appreciate what real women hips is supposed to look like.
And not to split hairs here, but if it is called Denim magazine, shouldn’t the model be wearing denim?
Good point.
What happened to NeNe’s “Moose” big tired ass real titties? Made them half their size.Stripper titties nipples to the sky like she has said in the past.She is a big ass woman and she is much bigger than that.The dress is awful with the color choices.
Ne Ne “Moose” must be giving Spanz a real test to hold all that ass in.Her feet are even smaller.Shoulders are not as broad.Totally photoshopped head to toe.
I’m sorry but Moose is just roadkill. She needs to go back to stripping but she would break the pole. She done spent all Mista’ Trump’s money she threw in BrokeShere’s face. Thank god that train wreck has been cleared from the track.
Excuse me, but Nene is still the most disgusting THING that was ever on T.V. They should have a warning to get the kids and the dogs out of the way unless they see her. n UGHHHHHH!! And normally I don’t talk bad, but She is so beyond that. Can you spell S K A N K ?
I’m getting back In My truck and heading off to Pittsburgh, n’at.
P.S.
I’m rollin’ and the only thing that can stop me is an image of Nene in my windshield, then I guarantee that my 80,000 Lb. load of unlabeled radioactive chemicals will be coming down the main street of your town HELLO DORMONT!
Miles, on bennies
I am still trying to pick my face up off the floor over how the hell she gets paid $750k per season for RHOA. No HW is worth anywhere near that kind of money especially her. Just blows my mind. And then how she is getting on Glee not going to watch that anymore or this show call “The New Normal” which is a shame because the previews looked funny but if loud mouth Moose is on it I ain’t watchin it.