August 4, 2012 3:20 pm UPDATE 7:35 pm
Dina Manzo on tomorrow’s WWHL. Can understand Dina…but PaulyD?? PaulD as a guest simply proves that MissAndy will take ANYONE as a guest on WWHL!!
NOTE: MissAndy has to be experiencing the vapors… Meryl Streep is scheduled for August 9. Maybe Meryl will pull a Whoopie!
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What the hell is wrong with these people!?!? According to a VERY close source to Melissa Gorga… she just got a nose job! Another Real Housewife of New Jersey who got a nose job!
Hopefully, Melissa’s nose job will improve her “singing” abilities… and hope no one is confusing her with Kathy Wakile!!!
Melissa Gorga…
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PamDana Wilkey…
Whatever happened to John Flynn’s little twitter argument with his BabyMAMA, PamDana Wilkey? Last heard from @rgeconomics was July 14…
AND… Where is the promised magazine article from “RoxyPoxyGirl”?? Last heard from RPG was July 29… NOTE: More re “RPG” later…
(Thanks to SH readers “CathyFromFM” and “FLPhil”!!!)
Andy is some goofy looking…
Wow Jacqueline blew up. I’m sure Teresa is to blame for it somehow.
Pobrecita BubbaJax, she must be doing some major stress eating, worrying about going to prison for the Signature Apparel bleed out. BubbaJax looks horrible and she thinks people want to buy a beauty book written by her. Thanx, but no thanx, BubbaJax. But, you’ll prolly be the purdiest jailbird in your prison issue orange jumpsuit.
BubbaJax did gain a shit load of weight, she looks like a whale now. Also if my eyes aren’t deceiving me Chucky is gaining a little also. That eating is stress eating, she knows that they have the goods on her and Chris’s Signature Apparel bleed out and they are looking at prison time and losing all their stuff.
I just said downthread that her boobies look HUGE to me. Is that what it is? Did she just gain allover weight?? And like you said, more important question, how did Teresa make this happen????
Vodoo dolls?
and so has Caroline, and what is she wearimg?
My theory on that — she is gaining weight on purpose, so her doc will allow her to join the lapband-of-brothers.
“Goofy Looking” but rich bitch!! Thanks to all the drama these HW’s bring.
Jax’s boobs are huge.Thought she got a reduction.Must be filled with alcohol.Sad how some HW’s kiss Mandy’s ass to stay on season to season.He is a rich bitch as NeNe says because of all this ass kissing.Soon the deck of cards will fall.”Tick Tick Tick” as Chuckie says.Their time will soon be up.
Chuckie looks washed up with the saggy long hair and pukey colored dress.She fake smiles everywhere while venom is reproducing in her guts.She is done now that menopause has changed her.She does not fix up and just looks freaky.The camera or mirror is not her friend.Time to step out of the spotlight and let your crotch droppings do whatever they do on their own.
wow that is venomous
The pic of the mannequin with the silver heels on is cool. I have the same exact shoes. This makes me miss NY and especially the Hamptons. Waaahhh! I wanna go home!
Let’s just call the UPLATES
I don’t know who first came up with crotch droppings, but I laugh like a hyena everytime I encounter it.
Viewer: Actually that’s pretty disgusting. SH
That’s one of the reasons why I love it here. SH is the classiest site.
No bs either!
That’s why it describes the “kids” perfectly. They are disgusting spawns!
Meadow: “Spawns” is much different that the other “description”… which will be deleted if seen again. TFC!! SH
SH I really appreciate that I can come here for adult humor, but I know that you where to draw the line. Exactly where I do–kids. Thank you.
I totally agree with SH. It is disgusting.
Sorry Ms.SH. When forced to think of it being applied to babies or small children, it is truly out of bounds. The way Caroline acts like her three are still toddlers, who by the way, are always taking the world by storm, gave it great comedic value to me. Understand and agree with your ban. Sorry again.
DonCaro’s kids are all adults who happily participate in this show. I agree about keeping kids under 18 out of negative discussions but the Manzo’s are grown and fair game!
Roxy needs to keep Teresa name out of her “story” it makes it look like Tre in somehow involved or one of her freaky misguided friends/fans is involved I dont think Tre as much as she is mad at Jax wants to see her family self destruct with Cheating allegations she knows all to much how those Articles about Cheating hiurt
Ummm…what the F is Caroline wearing?!
One of Albert’s funky pit stained undershirts, a dress she fashioned out of some old 1980s Miami Vice color scheme bed sheets, and the cat o’nine tails belt that she uses to keep BubbaJax in line.
LOL – I just spit out my berry smoothie. I blame you!
She needs to stop shopping in Forever 21 and dress more sophisticated. Just compare her outfit to Carole or Aviva from NY, she and BubbaJax look like amateurs.
Did Jac’s boobies get BIGGER? I swear, they look humongous.
I think she is hiding all of the money they pilfered from Signature Apparel in her bra. Just like that politician whose wife stuffed the bribes down her bra.
I don’t know why but when ever I see pics. of Chuckie like the one above it really makes me furious. How freaking ridiculous is it that she tries to tell us that she is a sz.4. I honestly don’t care what size she is but she gave her daughter such a ration of crap for being big and then lied about her own weight. Maddening!
You trying to tell me those triple G’s fit into a size four? Not in my opinion.
About as delusional as Lauren claiming she was a size 8. If that were true, she had to get a lap band to get to where she wanted to be? Either way, she makes herself sound even more pitiful.
I think the Manzo/Laurita clan are all getting bigger, maybe it is the blk, or maybe it is nervous eating. Caroline looks heavier now than she did in season 1 ( bought at target) those were so truely the good o’l days for rhnj. Jack must gain weight in her boobs first — alcohol is fattening hour after hour, day after day….sodium/sugar. So I am betting Lauren will probably gain her weight back as well. Caroline and Albert’s weught loss only lasted 1-2 seasons? Albert has gained-not as bad as Caroline though.Why is Jacks bravo blog and personal website shut down???? Hmmmmmm
Every last one of them is obese.
I think she has secretly gone to rehab.
gessie: That’s a possibility!!! And a great logical conclusion… all signs point in that direction! TFC!! SH
she does need a storyline if they keep her for season 5.
I think I am missing something. The last box above is just black and you are all talking about how Jackie, Caroline etc look. Don’t see them. Any advice?
Try reloading. I didn’t have it at first either. One thing I learned about computers is that usually when I ask for help first thing I’m told to do is to unplug the computer, wait a few minutes and then turn back on again. I started the same kind of thought on blogs I can’t see. I “X” out then bring it back up. Doesn’t always work but does sometimes.
Thank you for the help. It still doesn’t post but I’ll try again later.
She has been tweeting, but very sparse….maybe someone is tweeting for her or she is tweeting from rehab. No, a reputable rehab wouldn’t allow that, would they? Why would her bravo blog and website be shut down though? Isn’t her website her little moneymaker?? Maybe it has something to do with “income” and the federal problems?? So curious.
I knew there was something off about Mel’s face every time i seen her in recent photos. She looks odd.
She only smiles with half her face. Jacowhine does the same thing, but that’s prolly just the botox. Maybe MeGo has found a new person to imitate. She is a disturbed person.
They only smile with half a face because they only have half a brain……….between them!!
Well, I don’t think that Melissa needs a nose job. Her nose is straight without a huge hook or bump. One’s nose should have some character.
She kinda looks like she already had one nose job.
Why is Chuckie wearing her leash around her waist?
I thought Melissa got a nose job after all fiming last year??
God why is everyone in the Manzo and Laurita family so fat? If non-stop eating is all they’re doing, Lauren is gonna gain all her weight back for sure and go back to being the fatass she is again. She’s a failure at everything so it will happen.
haha. i know i’m laughing from a hurt, overweight place right now but this makes me happy. i know how hard it is to lose weight and how hard i’ve hit the gym for it to come back and try out diets and gain back more than i started out with etc but i’m not about to tie a ribbon around my stomach and f-ck up my body for when i get preggers someday…but lauren has no reason to complain. no job, no education, just whining her life away and begging for more, more, more. what does vito see in her? does anyone know about their relationship? i’m kind of curious!
i grew up about 10 minutes ago from her and she grew up in a freaking mansion and did nothing with her life…and we all grew up rich and spoiled like her. her parents didn’t give her any self-confidence. i guess because caroline and al didn’t go to college, they don’t get how F-CKING HARD IT IS out there. i grew up rich and went to private colleges and i’m still struggling 10 years out of college. F-CK. #sigh #struggle
It seems like Ashley is back home in NJ doing nothing again. Anyone know?
Have you noticed Jaxo always seems to be chewing gum or something in her mouth.On the camping trip she came on the bus that morning and looked like she was chewing or had something in her mouth.I know them hags did not wakeup with full makeup Tre and Mego.Mego had to fake stumbling out of bed.Hair all in tack.Allso staged.Chuckie looked her usual ugly self so that part and Froggie with her bugged out eyes/no makeup looked real.
She’s prolly chewing Sen Sen gum to disguise the smell of the morning booze she has to quaff to stave of the DTs. Can’t put on make-up when your hand is shaking from withdrawls.
LOL When MeGo did that fake stumble out of bed I wanted to barf. Com’on that had to be the worst acting in history. Ugh!! And I agree Jax is always chomping on gum like a teenager, she looks ridiculous.
Melissa was asked by viewer on WWHL if she had nose job she denied it and said it was makeup then Kathy was on a week or so later and admitted to having nose job… Could it be possible that Melissa lied to national audience? She wouldn’t do that would she being she is the pillar of truth & honesty.
No, that wench would never lie…
I’m beginnig to think Carowhine’s horrible hair, bland makeup, and atrocious clothing are perhaps Lauren’s passive aggressive attempts at getting a small amount of revenge. “Oh Mommy, you are so naturallly beautiful and tiny that you don’t need any makeup at all for your public appeareances. Sure you will be in the presence of former models and other celebs who had their makeup done by professionals but your inner beauty will shine through. Oh and your hair, no need to do anything but wash it and then hang your head out the window like a dog so that it is dry before you get to one of your many appearances. No one will notice how flat and lifeless it looks because that beautiful halo glittering over your head is what everyone will focus on. Hmm now what to wear. Here Mommy Dearest, this terracotta colored sack will really compliment your vibrant red hair. But wait, your a size four arms are sooooo toned and your bosoms so perky are that the oranges sack might be too sexy and may make other women so jealous they just kill themselves. And since Bravo doesn’t need another suicide on its hands just wear this crusty old tshirt under your sack so people aren’t too envious of your beauty. Oh and don’t forget to stick nursing pads into your bra because leaking is always a risk when you have been breast feeding three children for 26 years!”
OH…..MY…GOODNESS, Kiki, you just made me laugh out loud!
And I think you may be onto something with that theory!
i actually think caroline’s hair is too washed out right now. why doesn’t she spoof it up and get a decent red dye job like joy behar or regis’ wife? they look great.
I love the narrative–but I don’t think Lapband is smart enough to come up with it. No, I’m thinking Don is concocting some sort of mental distress grounds for laying a hurtin’ on Big Al in a divorce. Hey, it worked for the single-source-of-all-evil-who-is-banned-from-SH!
“I mean seriously, you’ve seen me. You saw me do a radio show (hmmm, can you say Alexis??). You saw me be the adult in the room. And NOW look at me!!! Damn that Big Al and his apartment and failing Brownstone! And, oh yeah, damn that Tre, too!”
ROFLMAO
I just saw Melissa Gorga do a live interview & did not notice a nose job unless it was very slight.
Kathy Wakile did & admitted it on WWHL to weeks ago. & Looks lovely.
Dina & Carolying Clownzo both need nose jobs lip & eye lifts. They are 2 of the homeliest women on tv look at pix of Dina with no make up. Huge nose & ruddy skin & big forehead. Caroline looks like Emmett Kelly as a woman. I call them The Ugsters, for ugly sisters.
I actually think Dina is pretty. She’s got unusual features but they work together. If she were to change anything about her face, it would throw everything out of balance.
Caroline looks her age, which isn’t actually a “bad” thing. She can be quite cute and occasionally even stylish when she makes an effort.
I’ve never really understood why she dies her hair red though. Red is absolutely the most difficult color to maintain, and she’s made it clear that she is not into making big efforts with her appearance. The color looks nice on her when it’s fresh, but she doesn’t keep up with it.
I agree. Nose jobs, eye lifts, etc. will make them look plastic like Orange County. The biggest problem with Caroline is she is so ugly on the inside, it’s hard to see her as anything else on the outside. No amount of plastic surgery is going to fix that.
I agree that she often conducts herself horribly, but I think it’s based in fear. She’s so intent on making everyone believe she is strong and in control, which to me says she is never strong or in any sort of control. Those who talk aren’t. Those who are never need to say so.
I never did care for the one shoulder dresses that most of the HW;s would wear but at least Chuckie did look decent in them compared to now.Now she just throws on whatever and goes.Her hair is better shorter and with more vibrant red dye.Would be nice if Chris and Jax turn on her too like Dina and live their own lives.The “Spawns” not C D’s since it is a banned/deleted description by SH are in the BLK business only because she strong armed Chris into hiring them.All but her immediate family should turn on her and live their own lives.Let her be bitter and lonely to get the hint.
Caroline looks terrible!!!
She needs to go blonde & stick to a wardrobe of black pants & tops. Wearing things that her more beautiful sister couldn’t pull off doesn’t work!!
The problem with the blonde hair would be that she would look like Dina’s far less attractive twin. Or even worse, Dina’s mother.
Blonde would totally wash Caroline out. The red is actually a good choice for her as it complements her fair skin and pale blue eyes, but she doesn’t maintain it well. Red is hard to maintain and she just doesn’t keep up with it.
I agree Zoe. I would say its hard for her to find a colorist she “likes” ya know since she hates everybody before she likes them. I bet she has several salons in town that she refuses to darken the door of so she is stuck with the best that Bravo can provide.
Hadn’t considered that she may have poisoned a lot of relationships that might be affecting her hair! You may well be right! I just thought it was more that she never really wanted or expected to put much effort into her appearance.;)
If anyone in this general area of NJ needs a great colorist, I’d highly recommend Chrissie at Parlor in Montclair. LOVE HER!
I’d also say that Caroline has hit the middle age conundrum. She’s always been busty. But as middle age/perimenopause creeps up on her, she gains weight more in the midsection than ever before.
As I have a similar body type and am not that much younger than Caroline, I would guess that she is struggling to dress her “new” body. She spent 20+ years learning how to dress a top-heavy frame and has stuck to that philosophy although her shape is changing. When I look at her wardrobe choices, I understand them as they would work on the top-heavy girl she was for most of her life. I was built that way as well until about two years ago. But then the perimenopause hit and I gained weight in my midsection when that used to be the LAST place pounds would ever show up. It was really hard to figure out how to dress my “new” / old body. I think Caroline is in the same predicament and hasn’t quite figured it out yet.
Lol you know jac has put on lots of weight because she put that pillow up to hide it.lol
That pillow reminds me of shows that try to hide an actress’s pregnancy by hiding her around bigger and bigger things as the pregnancy progresses. If Jax keeps gaining she will start off hiding behind pillows, then behind the couches, and finally behind Caroline’s giant ego.
Lmao!!!!
Maybe Jax is preggers, that would explain the giant boobs. Hmmm?
Or, if she is trying for another baby–the fertility treatments can cause some weight gain as well.
Maybe her weight keeps changing.I would think that she would have clothes in her closet that are before and after the lapband.Blonde on her would look like fake blonde on NeNe “Moose”.If you are too lazy to keep the roots from showing dont do it.Dark auburn is her color.
Talking about Chuckie.
Chuckie wearing that white T shirt with the jumper is like Danielle wearing the white tank top with the red glitter skirt on the reunion.So mismatched.The tank top on Danielle showed her rolls on her waist.Out of shape for a stripper/lesbian (cough) singer.They all have better clothes than that.
Surprised that Ms. Streep would appear on WWHL. Hopefully she won’t participate in “Turn Andy On Thursdays”.
If he dared,hope she gives him a windmill right in the jaw.
Well Ms. Streep is an Italian Jersey Gal. She definitely have a great sense of humor. Extremely smart and talented and down to earth. I hope she is thinking that let them see a real Jersey Italian.
Yeah I’m Italian and from North Jersey. Some of the stuff I see like sausage making and homemade wine were things I encountered growing up in an Italian family. Hell my swing set was under a grapevine. Destroying your family? Not so much. We actually had each others back.
Very interesting how Teresa tweeted about Dina’s show premiering tonight but not a peep from either Caroline or Jacqueline. Guess they’re not thick as thieves after all… In the S3 reunion Caroline said that Dina claimed Caroline never supported her, which she said are lies Teresa fed her. Looks pretty accurate to me.
If Caroline and Dina were as close as Caroline said, there is no lie that Teresa could tell that would cause such a rift in their relationship. Don’t you think Caroline would straighten that out pretty quickly? Dina has said Teresa has nothing to do with the problem and I believe her. The only way it would have to do with something Teresa said is if what Teresa told her is true.
Who put Aviva, who usually looks wonderful, in that cheap looking polyester dress?! She has a fantastic figure, so when a dress looks that cheap, you know it was the dress and not her. Fake shiny taffeta for the lose!
Caroline,
1994 called. They want that dress and t-shirt underneath look back.
Is Jacqueline pregnant? She looks bigger than Caroline. If she’s pregnant, she needs to lay off the Bailey’s ASAP.
Ugh DonCaro sure does love that white tshirt..