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CAROLINE MANZO: Chris Manzo, Albie Manzo, BigGayGreggy… Dating Details… “If Lauren Doesn’t Like” Girlfriend Is Out!

August 3, 2012  12:34 am   Bravo

The Brothers Manzo recently filled out our little dating questionnaire, and there’s a little bit of everything in there: Current relationship status, their celebrity crushes, embarrassing moments … Is Albie still dating Lindsey?   ANSWER:  NO!

And, anyone who’s seen them on RHONJ knows they’re not afraid to embarrass themselves a bit and have a good laugh at their own expense, so please, enjoy.   NOTE:  FEBUS alert!!!  The Manzoids NEVER have a ‘good laugh at their own expense’….

CHRIS MANZO

Single or taken?
Chris: Single

Describe your love life in just three words.
Not. right. now.

What’s the longest relationship you’ve had?
8 months

Who’s your celebrity crush?
Anne Hathaway for 2 more years, then Demi Lovato.

You have a great sense of humor. Do you prefer a girl who can keep up with you or one who lets you have the jokester spotlight?
I like someone who is a bit sarcastic, but not someone as obnoxious as me, an intelligent sense of humor.

When is it OK to lie to a girl?
In the beginning of talking, every guy does that. “Wow, here I am thinking I’m the only one who is so broken up over the endangerment of the North Carolina Flying Squirrel.” Sharing common interests is important, even if it’s slightly fabricated.

How long do you wait before promoting a girl friend to girlfriend?
A few weeks/months, depends on how things go out of the gate. Every case is different.

 “Lauren didn’t like her!!   What am I supposed to do???”

If Lauren doesn’t like your girl – or she can’t cook! –  are those automatic deal breakers?
I can cook, and enjoy cooking, so that’s no big deal.   If Lauren doesn’t like her, not happenin’.

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ALBIE MANZO

Single or taken?
These days my dating life has taken a backseat to blk. We are all working really hard and are focused on building a great business. I know that a lot of people don’t understand that, but it’s what I feel is best for me right now. So there.

  A picture is worth a thousand words… PrinceAlbie got his priorities!

Describe your love life in just three words.
Bg ol’ mess.

What’s the longest relationship you’ve had?
Four years. She’s actually getting engaged, so weird! We have a great friendship and I couldn’t be more happy for her. Her fiancé is getting a great girl and I’m sure they’ll be really happy. I wish them all the best.

Who’s your celebrity crush?
Pia Toscano

                  Pia Toscano…

What should a girl do (and not do!) to win over your family?
Winning over my family is definitely not as difficult as it may seem. If I’m happy, that’s all they really care about. The worst thing someone can do is over-think that stuff. Although I listen to what everyone has to say, I don’t let anyone’s opinion affect how I feel about someone.

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done on a date?
Film it.

What three things make a girl wifey material?
Loyalty, sense of humor, random text messages. (Weird, I know, but for whatever reason that’s big with me.)

You spot a cute girl at a bar or restaurant. What’s your go-to move?
I’m not really a “move” guy. I like to just go over and say hello. If a girl is into you, things will go from there. If not, they usually have no problem making you feel like a complete idiot.   NOTE:  PrinceAlbie has zero male confidence…   WONDER WHY???

NOTE:  SH could make a “love connection” for PrinceAlbie!!!  SH knows someone whose niece is Pia Toscano!!!   

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The Dish: Single or taken?

Greg: Taken. The muffin shop is still closed.

Describe your love life in just two words.
Jennifer Aniston.

What’s the longest relationship you’ve had?
The one I’m in now.  Going strong for over a year.

Who’s your celebrity crush?
Alciiiiiiiiiiiiiide (Joe Manganiello)

What’s the best pickup line you’ve ever heard?
“If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.” (I promptly walked away, but it’s still the best.)

What’s the worst pickup line you’ve ever used?
“You’re a lot fatter on TV.”

Which bro code law can never, ever be broken?
ALWAYS have your bro’s back.  Also, never publicly say the word “bro.”

Perfect Hoboken date spot?
Cucharamama on 3rd and Clinton.  It’s dangerous though, because the atmosphere is really romantic, but the food is out of control, so you eat a lot and then feel too fat to get sexy after.

What’s the recipe for a happy relationship?
Communication (number 1), a gym membership (don’t get lazy just because you’re in love), having something to work toward as a couple (a vacation, an apartment, a pet, etc), and knowing that, no matter how tempting it may be, the grass is not greener on the other side of the fence.

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100 comments on “CAROLINE MANZO: Chris Manzo, Albie Manzo, BigGayGreggy… Dating Details… “If Lauren Doesn’t Like” Girlfriend Is Out!

  1. Why does Albie keep saying that “alot of people don’t understand” love taking a back seat to work? Does he think we all sit around texting all day instead of working. Albie, when you get a real job….everything takes a back seat. Because you need that job to put food on your family’s table….does he think he’s the only one who ever said “I don’t have time for a relationship”? What do I expect from a kid whose role models hang out with their wives all day?

    • Something is off about her face. Her right eye is kinda squinty and wonky jus’ like Miss Andy!

  2. i’ve been reading this blog for a while and this is my first time i felt compelled to comment. when i see albie, chris, and lauren all i see are three 20 somethings with zero self-esteem. i believe that they have been taught that they can not succeed at anything without their family. i also believe that caroline has helped her children to a fault and they have no clue how to deal with the real world. i am by no means a perfect person and i (27) am also not much older than albie yet i was able to manage without my dad’s constant meddling. i’ve managed to have a job, get married, have two girls and not fall apart at the seams like his mother has brainwashed them into thinking. i also believe that chris would do much better in the armed services and he would develop a healthy sense of self instead of being a guy who sits on the couch all day(his words not mine). also, if vito truly loved lauren he would move her as far away from her mother as they could possibly get.

      • You are so right, they are adults and their mother has them tied to the umbilical cord yet. She doesn’t allow them to grow. They have to get the balls to get up and get away from her but they can’t because they have no where to go.

        • Yeah I have a term for this, its called psychological abuse by proxy. Certain mothers LOOOOVE to emotionally and mentally cripple their own kids just so they feel needed. Its a sickness. Some of them even cash in the sympathy chips with an occasional “What I am gonna do with these youngins? they are driving me crazy” Playing the poor put-upon martyr to the hilt. Carolyn throws a smidgen of that in there very subtly with her “we are family and family helps family as long as I am able ….” stuff. basically inviting offspring failure because she feeds off it. I’m tellin yall its a sickness.

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