CAROLINE MANZO: Chris Manzo, Albie Manzo, BigGayGreggy… Dating Details… “If Lauren Doesn’t Like” Girlfriend Is Out!

August 3, 2012  12:34 am   Bravo

The Brothers Manzo recently filled out our little dating questionnaire, and there’s a little bit of everything in there: Current relationship status, their celebrity crushes, embarrassing moments … Is Albie still dating Lindsey?   ANSWER:  NO!

And, anyone who’s seen them on RHONJ knows they’re not afraid to embarrass themselves a bit and have a good laugh at their own expense, so please, enjoy.   NOTE:  FEBUS alert!!!  The Manzoids NEVER have a ‘good laugh at their own expense’….

CHRIS MANZO

Single or taken?
Chris: Single

Describe your love life in just three words.
Not. right. now.

What’s the longest relationship you’ve had?
8 months

Who’s your celebrity crush?
Anne Hathaway for 2 more years, then Demi Lovato.

You have a great sense of humor. Do you prefer a girl who can keep up with you or one who lets you have the jokester spotlight?
I like someone who is a bit sarcastic, but not someone as obnoxious as me, an intelligent sense of humor.

When is it OK to lie to a girl?
In the beginning of talking, every guy does that. “Wow, here I am thinking I’m the only one who is so broken up over the endangerment of the North Carolina Flying Squirrel.” Sharing common interests is important, even if it’s slightly fabricated.

How long do you wait before promoting a girl friend to girlfriend?
A few weeks/months, depends on how things go out of the gate. Every case is different.

 “Lauren didn’t like her!!   What am I supposed to do???”

If Lauren doesn’t like your girl – or she can’t cook! —  are those automatic deal breakers?
I can cook, and enjoy cooking, so that’s no big deal.   If Lauren doesn’t like her, not happenin’.

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ALBIE MANZO

Single or taken?
These days my dating life has taken a backseat to blk. We are all working really hard and are focused on building a great business. I know that a lot of people don’t understand that, but it’s what I feel is best for me right now. So there.

  A picture is worth a thousand words… PrinceAlbie got his priorities!

Describe your love life in just three words.
Bg ol’ mess.

What’s the longest relationship you’ve had?
Four years. She’s actually getting engaged, so weird! We have a great friendship and I couldn’t be more happy for her. Her fiancé is getting a great girl and I’m sure they’ll be really happy. I wish them all the best.

Who’s your celebrity crush?
Pia Toscano

                  Pia Toscano…

What should a girl do (and not do!) to win over your family?
Winning over my family is definitely not as difficult as it may seem. If I’m happy, that’s all they really care about. The worst thing someone can do is over-think that stuff. Although I listen to what everyone has to say, I don’t let anyone’s opinion affect how I feel about someone.

What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done on a date?
Film it.

What three things make a girl wifey material?
Loyalty, sense of humor, random text messages. (Weird, I know, but for whatever reason that’s big with me.)

You spot a cute girl at a bar or restaurant. What’s your go-to move?
I’m not really a “move” guy. I like to just go over and say hello. If a girl is into you, things will go from there. If not, they usually have no problem making you feel like a complete idiot.   NOTE:  PrinceAlbie has zero male confidence…   WONDER WHY???

NOTE:  SH could make a “love connection” for PrinceAlbie!!!  SH knows someone whose niece is Pia Toscano!!!   

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The Dish: Single or taken?

Greg: Taken. The muffin shop is still closed.

Describe your love life in just two words.
Jennifer Aniston.

What’s the longest relationship you’ve had?
The one I’m in now.  Going strong for over a year.

Who’s your celebrity crush?
Alciiiiiiiiiiiiiide (Joe Manganiello)

What’s the best pickup line you’ve ever heard?
“If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.” (I promptly walked away, but it’s still the best.)

What’s the worst pickup line you’ve ever used?
“You’re a lot fatter on TV.”

Which bro code law can never, ever be broken?
ALWAYS have your bro’s back.  Also, never publicly say the word “bro.”

Perfect Hoboken date spot?
Cucharamama on 3rd and Clinton.  It’s dangerous though, because the atmosphere is really romantic, but the food is out of control, so you eat a lot and then feel too fat to get sexy after.

What’s the recipe for a happy relationship?
Communication (number 1), a gym membership (don’t get lazy just because you’re in love), having something to work toward as a couple (a vacation, an apartment, a pet, etc), and knowing that, no matter how tempting it may be, the grass is not greener on the other side of the fence.