MELISSA GORGA: Missy’s BORING BravoBlog… More About “Recipes”!!!

August 2, 2012  11:30 pm   Bravo

 Melissa Gorga… “Hi Lovers!”

Hi Lovers!

I’m so glad you got to see a fun episode! The California trip was amazing, and you haven’t seen anything yet. The best stuff is still coming! We had so much fun on that trip. I can honestly tell you from the bottom of my heart that I loved every single minute of it. I had no regrets sharing the RV with Teresa and Joe. I was happy to be with family, and I was truly enjoying myself! I have to say Teresa and I can be really funny together, right?

Talkin’ ’bout “family”…

I felt bad that Joe had to drive the RV the whole time, but he was a good sport and had fun with it. Getting there was a nightmare with Hurricane Irene. I get extremely car sick on long rides and that this trip was looong. Not fun! Let’s just say I was not a happy camper. But when we finally got there it was all worth it. Living in Jersey we don’t get to see views like that. Don’t get me wrong, we have the incredible NYC skyline, but we never get to see the mountainsides like that and all the beautiful vineyards. Just wait to see the next place we go, it’s incredible!

Teresa was killing me while we were talking to the neighbors! LOL! They were explaining to us that they live there all year round. They were not on vacation, they live in the RVs and wake up to that beautiful view every day. Teresa was just not having it! It’s kind of funny to sit back now and watch, I remember the conversation feeling so awkward!

The talk between me and Teresa on the beach was real and honest. She told me how she felt about the recipe situation with Kathy, and I told her how I felt about everything that was going on. I know she doesn’t have a sister to come in and give her advice on certain things, so I was trying to break down that wall and step in with what I thought was sisterly advice. I don’t sugarcoat things — I call it like I see it. I like when people are open and honest with me, so that’s what I was trying to do for her, hoping it could help mend her other relationships. I think she appreciated it and actually tried to listen to me. I felt good walking away from that conversation.


We are breaking ground here folks! Are you loving it?   NOTE:   Yeah… everyone is “loving it”…

Well I’d love to tell you more about California, but I don’t want to give too much away!

Lastly I want to thank everyone that has been coming out to support me at my appearances and performances. I am so grateful for everything, and I love meeting you all! The Pool After Dark at Harrah’s in Atlantic City this past weekend was amazing — over 2,000 people came out! Wow! What an amazing night. I apologize to anyone that couldn’t get in, they were over capacity and only letting two in as two came out. Some of my cousins couldn’t even get in! I felt so bad! Thank you again.

I’m so excited to tell you I finally shot my first music video this week! It’s for my new song “I Just Wanna”. It felt so unbelievable, and I can’t wait for you to hear this song and see the video. You are going to love it! A huge thank you to Jelsomino in the Dream Hotel for letting us shoot there!   NOTE:  Hope JoeGorga peed in the toilet at the hotel…

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54 Responses to MELISSA GORGA: Missy’s BORING BravoBlog… More About “Recipes”!!!

  1. kel says:

    Suuuure Mego, you are the sister Tre always needed! Love and light!

  2. gessiewtf says:

    You apologize to all the people that couldn’t get in? That’s because they thought it was the line for the Salvation army nightly meal. That’s what happens when you “appear” in funky shitholes.

    • mc says:

      People actually went out to see her? I just don’t see it. If someone here was there at AC that weekend, please fill us in.

    • belladee says:

      The pool after dark @ Harrah’s is popular on a saturday night to begin with, especially in the summer. Atlantic City is the beach and Casinos, with tons of hotels, so basically all 2,000 people were NOT there to see Melissa. That was typical dellusional melissa right there.

  3. Candace says:

    There is a rainbow of colors in the urine stream!

    Sometimes I wish I didn’t notice details.

  4. Candace says:

    No regular yellow pee for him….it’s aqua marine and lavender!

  5. LoveVegas says:

    I would love to know if anyone on planet Earth has ever seen the stripper perform. She talks about her “appearances” like she’s on a friggin’ world tour and she’s sellin’ out Madison Square Garden every night. If anyone shows up they probably lock the doors so no one can bolt out of there 3 seconds into her stripper act.

    • Antonella says:

      Well she’ll be at sal’s pizzeria next Tuesday, so I’m thinking I can see her when I pick up my calzone

      • Leila says:

        OMG, Antonella, you are hilarious!! I love to read everyone’s responses and looove all the HW shows, but I’ve never posted anything (too shy as a newbie :) ) but you’re so funny that I just had to tell you.

  6. Tum Pluckered says:

    mememegore’s uncharacteristic lack of dagger makes me suspicious. shame on me! she’s sincere this time… right y’all? =P

    • kel says:

      Caro’s been blaa too. Either Bravo told them to tone it down, or they are tryin to let everything cool off before the reunion, then ambush Tre.

  7. Delia says:

    Someone needs to break the exclamation point key on her keyboard. Every sentence doesn’t need one!

  8. Whitegirl1 says:

    2,000 people showed up because that’s what people do on club nights!! Melissa please don’t flatter yourself… Lol! If you could get 2,000 people to show up your singles would be doing a lot better….

  9. HWLover says:

    She’s getting better! Only one passive aggressive remark about how tough it was on Joe to have to drive the ENTIRE time. (2 hours) He IS an angel. What a sacrifice!

    Ok I’m actually not sure that’s the only one because I looked up and saw paint drying which was much more interesting.

  10. marymondee says:

    This is what I posted under Melissa’s blog – let’s see if it gets there: Melissa, lover, please don’t flatter yourself into thinking the 2000 people were there for you. Atlantic City is a happening place on a Saturday night, especially Harrahs. Your so funny!

  11. morninglaurie says:

    Ok lets see, I am trying to break down that wall,I don’t sugarcoat things love it when people are honest,I was hoping my advice it would help with other relationships,and actually tried to listen to me….Lets see dig one. Tre has a wall that needs broken down.Two. Hoping her advice could help her with her other relationships.because you know everyone has a problem with her so she needs to change to fix it. Three. Tried to listen to me because you know how scatter brained she is and not willing to take others advice because she really isnt smart enough to agree with all us people who know it all. Um did I miss anything? Or did I just read something into Mego because I am one of those SH commenters who is illiterate,fat,lazy and lets not forget stupid!…LOL..LOL..Oh yeah ,if she says hi lovers one more time I am going hurl.

  12. DMB says:

    She’s so demented. NJ is no California but there are a lot of mountains and plenty of vineyards. NYC isn’t the only view the state has. For a Jersey Girl who loves her state she’s really rides on its stereotypes.

  13. SuperMoonBeam says:

    Meloosa, which is it, for crying out loud. Did you honestly from the bottom of your heart love every single minute of the trip? Or was it looong and not fun. And the part about you not giving too much away? Ha!

  14. ViewerLainie says:

    She is nauseating. “I have to say Teresa and I can be really funny together, right? Yes, Skanky you are just like Lucy and Ethel, if Ethel dyed her hair red, turned into a jealous psycho hose beast, copied everything Lucy did and pulled out all the stops to steal Lucys life bit by bit. I am reading all of your lovely postings on Common Ground from before the show aired. I think you gave too much of yourself away, I and anyone else who reads the 300 comments can tell exactly which Annonymous you were and how sick with jealousy you became. I can’t believe any family member would say the kind of things you did. Look out for Karma sweet cheeks.

    • Anonymous says:

      YOUR COMMENT ALMOST MADE ME FALL OFF MY CHAIR! Everything is about being on television for her: “Teresa and I can be really funny together, right?” She is out of her freaking mind! Teresa needs to take out a restraining order against her psycho sister-in-law!

    • belladee says:

      OMG that was funny! SH is the only place I can literally laugh out laugh at my computer screen! between SH’s humor with her posts and the commenters witty and funny comments I always get a good laugh!

    • mc says:

      We the people/viewers/fans of the show are the ones that can give her- her Karma! Hurry up y’all, if we don’t give it faster to Bravo then we are going to be subjected to more of this triflin’ HO. The show is almost over and we don’t voice our opinions faster, then we will see her again. I have never seen a man (JoeGo) love his whore more than his own family. SIck…sick…..sick. She is absolutely delusional if she thinks people are buying her nice/innocent act. I have lost count at the numerous lies she has told. If anybody has caught snippets of her interviews via TV in Jersey or in print, she is not only the biggest LIAR that Bravo has ever produced but has Narcissistic Personality Disorder (with that being the least of her disorders). I have never hated people more than I do with Kathy, Melwhore and JoeGo. (I don’t think that want to mention ErectRich…ugggg!)

  15. Linda says:

    When she was breaken down that wall….you know, being honest an all, she failed to mention if she apologized to Tre for the “audition tape” she and her angel from god husband made to finally get on this show. Did she….crickets. Oh, OK Meo, you are STILL a fake copycat, liar, stalker, Teresa want-to-be so please STOP your lame “acting” and confess your horrid actions, then ask Teresa and her parents for forgiveness. Instead of going out every night, raise your children and stay home. You are a bit too old and have no talent. Your younger cousin, on the other hand does! Sorry, you are dilussional with a black heart. Get over yourself.

  16. reece says:

    Your lies are on display on display on display each and everyday everyday everyday.

  17. madepiley says:

    Melissa,
    You ” felt good walking away from that conversation.” because you are tooo stoopid to realize that Tree just let you get your digs in so the camera would catch EXACTLY what you are all about. How’s it taste?

    Love,
    Made

  18. RichmondVA says:

    No, Melissa, I don’t find your interactions with Tree to be funny and the only reason you wrote that is to try to show viewers that you are trying with Tree since the tide has turned against all of you for your evil ways. Too late! We saw the reunion. For you to pretend to be giving it a real chance with her, then attack her at the S3 reunion….shame on you! Shame on your busband! I don’t know how you two can look his parents in the face. It would have been more genuine had you continued to dog Teresa out every chance you got this season..that’s what you told Bravo you would do, right? Tree said at the reunion “We are in a good place now, why are you acting like this?” I now understand what she meant. I think she sincerely thought you wanted to be a family. The whole “2000 people came to see ME!” Ha!!! YOU ARE NOT TERESA! No matter how hard you try! Love and light!!

    • mc says:

      My heart breaks for Tree’s parents. People can say all they want about Juicy but he would never do what JoeGo did to his own family.

  19. reece says:

    I’m still confused how the taping went for season 3 & 4.wasn’t Caroline on Teresa’s side in season 3? Then at the reunion she hated her.

    • RichmondVA says:

      Bravo shot seasons 3 and 4 back to back. They taped the season 3 reunion after shooting 3 and 4. I think Caroline was beginning to flip and change sides in S3. She would roll her eyes at Teresa, said she was not really a friend, and throw little jabs. She was usually very nice to Mego and Kathy as well as their families. My only guesses I have for the hatred by Caro and her fam are jealousy, her friendship with Dina, and some brawl that her sons were involved in that had something to do with Tree. It never aired.

      • reece says:

        Thanks.Now I get it

      • Elmozoe says:

        I’ve said this before, but I can’t help feel that Tommy Manzo wanted his lazy niece and nephews out of the Brownstone. All three worked there, and then suddenly…they didn’t. It’s not like ANY of them had other high-paying jobs to take. This was about the same time that Caroline had a falling-out with Dina. Teresa mentioned at the reunion that she knew the reason for Dina’s issues with Caroline, and threatened to “out” Caroline. That’s when Caroline said, “You’re craaaaazzzzy,” as she twirled her fingers at the sides of her head.

  20. Ana Cephaly says:

    She doesn’t address the inconsistencies between her and Kathy’s stories about the darn cookie recipe. She told Teresa that Kathy told her that Teresa’s mom called Kathy’s mom to get the cookie recipe. Kathy hasn’t backed up this version of events. I want MeGo to either call Kathy out for lyin’ or admit that she was lyin’, ‘cuz can’t both of them be tellin’ the truth, d@mmit! So tell us MeGo, you old shore whore, did Kathy tell you that Teresa’s mom got the recipe from her mom or not????

    • mc says:

      Ana Cephaly-
      thanks for the thumbs up above. I gave one back…yep…yep :) During my numerous breaks during the day, I frequent this site and I am always guaranteed a laugh with your posts. Keep them coming-Thanks!

      • Ana Cephaly says:

        Aw, you’re making me blush over here. I’m glad you get my sense of humor–not everyone does. I can be a bit (for lack of a better word) HARSH. Or, so I’ve been told.

  21. She can now add ‘bad actress’ to her resume, right below ‘hideous singer’ after that fake stumble, I’m so sleepy bit she performed for the camera. Right up there with her warehouse acting scene and that embarassing ‘goin’ on a road trip’ dance she did in the parking lot

  22. madepiley says:

    “I felt bad that Joe had to drive the RV the whole time” was yet ANOTHER dig. MeGo, ifn ya felt so all fire bad about it then why didn’t you just plop your bony behind in the driver seat and take turns driving? Naw, you didn’t feel THAT bad about it….. you just wanted to mention it to drive home the fact that Juicy doesn’t have a license.

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