August 1, 2012 12:35 am
One of SH’s devoted Australian readers has notified SH that she has been the recipient of the Manzoid/Laurita black sludge that the Manzoid/Laurita’s are STILL hoping will catch on!
It looks like they are giving out free samples with a coupon, hoping for a purchase…
Well, put a shrimp on the barbie and hoping that a dingo don’t eat your baby!! We love our Australian readers!!!
(Thanks to SH reader “AMSmith”!!!)
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STOOPID HOUSEWIVES
Twas meee!
thank you pandy!!
haha panda, you are the first person I thought of when I read the headline!
Where is it? Sydney?
Melbourne. I think the company are still giving away free samples which probably include a sample of the pond scum water, if any Australians are interested
http://www.flushfitness.com.au/samples/
Pond scum water! hahahaha
Im not drinking that.
Thanks, Panda.
its bad for your kidneys n it stains your teeth
That’s a pretty bad trade off just to get rid of a headache
mp if it gets rid of headaches how come Albie and Critterfur haven’t made their momma go poof???
lol. They need momma’s pocketbook so…..
Fulvic Acid is NOT bad for your kidneys. Here’s some info from eHow.com:
For centuries, fulvic acid has been used as in Ayurvedic medicine in India, where it is called “shaljit.” It is a naturally-occurring biological compound formed in organic mineral deposits. There are a number of health benefits that fulvic acid provides.
Is “shaljit” the way Indians say “sh*it”?
yep.
It looks like ditch water and I wouldn’t drink it on a dare.
Health food stores sell fulvic acid extract which you can add a drop to water and have the same thing a lot cheaper IF YOU WANT TO DRINK BLACK WATER.
Ok so its good for you does it have to be BLACK i nice shade of magenta would be better
Yeah magenta, my favorite color!
vish: BLK water and fulvic acid has been written about and discussed fully on SH. Pls use the search bar… TFC!!! SH
My sympathies to Australia..now just say NO to BLK.
Thanks PANDA for tip, but don’t drink the BLK, it’s New Jersey’s attempt to get rid of the toxic sludge, I know, I live here!!
lol Anty, good one!
LOL Antonella..so that’s where our NJ sludge is going!!
Blk water looks like it taste like prune juice. Ewwww!
Water needs to be packaged as it truly is…CLEAR, FRESH, COOL…These people came up with the absolute worst idea I have ever heard. I would not drink BLK Water if I had a free case of it sitting right in front of me. Go away Manziods..and take your BLK Water with you.
I like that the packaging says “flush fitness”….because blk flushes your colon right Jax? (it helps with my constipa….I mean concentration)
ewww….I have enough fiber in my diet WITHOUT blk water…no need for their flush fitness!
They can’t even fail locally
Vish, that ‘biological compound’ is rotten crud from dead decayed animals, fish, plants, etc. This stuff is sold as plant fertilizer. It’s for hard core survivalists water supply when the world ends. Good stuff to know, but, to actually drink it on purpose? You gotta be kidding me. Japan can make human poop into steaks. I wouldn’t touch it with a pole. Those silly Manzo’s are pushing poo. Stuttering slow boy Albie is supposed to make us swoon into buying it. Yes, little retarded mommy’s helper boys are hot. Let me drink your poo, Albie! Me me!
If you have to coax someone into trying your product because they look at it and say, WTH – BLACK water? – then something’s wrong. “Black” and “water” are two words that shouldn’t be associated with each other….ever….unless it’s coffee!!
The term “black water” is used in the waste water treatment industry to describe raw sewage. Yum Yum. Drink up! Gotta get me some of that black water!
“Fulvic Acid Extract is a concentrated bio-stimulant derived from Leonardite. In addition to aiding the transport of vital nutrients and stimulating plant metabolism, it also boosts the populations of beneficial microbes in the rhizosphere. These microbes help plants digest nutrients and defend themselves against disease, and the healthier they are, the healthier the plant.
Fulvic Acid Extract can be applied to all crops including vegetables, row and field crops, feed crops, trees, nut trees, and vines. It can be applied with transplant solutions, dips, and all watering solutions. It can be applied to all soil types and pH ranges. It can be applied with most liquid fertilizers, and many pesticides, herbicides, and defoliants.”
If that crap is for plants, why would humans need to drink it? Sounds like BLK Water is a scam- and a unhealthy one at that….
I read something that says its not essensial for Human health in other words we dont need it to survive
Rhizosphere? I think that’s a made-up word.
I have a very big question, do anybody know where the bottling plant is or it’s address? I mean I know that the group from Canada said it came from Canada but I don’t think it is anymore. If you where trying to get investors to invest, where is the brochures pointing to the bottling plant and such. This scares me more than anything, they are pushing a bottle as far as we know could be getting bottled in Mexico. All I found was that if was from Canada’s Sandiland Forest Reserve from an aquifer, but where’s the bottling plant?
When you drink bottles (which are trying to be sold online and in stores), why don’t they have a professional brochure about the process and where it’s bottled. As far as we know, this crap could be bottled in Mexico as I said and anything could be in it.
Buck: In the recent Manzoid/Laurita Canadian interviews they said their water comes from NJ. TFC!! SH
Well, that explains a lot!!
From their backyard well LOL isn’t it the law that on the labeling you have to say where the item is produced…..FDA regulations…..yikes are they breaking the law…
I never knew New Jersey was so rich in Fulvic Acid.
LOL neither did I….:-)
What’s up with the Mexico reference? You can bottle crap anywhere.
I would love to each Manzoid/Laurita line up and each one have to down a full bottle of black water.All you ever see is they holding a half empty bottle.Never have them acutally drink a full bottle.The girls were carrying them when walking and Albie drank a sample at the BLK food show.I want them to down a full bottle and see their reactions.Guarantee they would not all do it.Never seen a family member acutally drink a bottle start to finish.
blk. is doing the same thing in PR with little success. People find the idea of drinking black water off-putting. Now, there are some health benefits to fulvic/humic acid. However, you can buy the supplements at the health food stores at a fraction of the cost blk wants consumers to pay. Additionally, once a company “claims” specific health benefits they open themselves up to potential lawsuits. ie research studies (from the 80′s) claim fulvic acid can retard the growth of cancer cells in labrotary mice, another clinical study claimed the same result in humans. Another study claims that the soil our plants grow in has changed due to the chemicals used to treat produce while growing, and that the vegetables our fore fathers consumed had more nutrients because the soil was richer in the 70 minerals our bodies need to function properly. Supplementing our diets with fulvic acid can ensure better overall health.
There is defintly a market for infusion beverages and water (Vitamin Water), but consumers wishing to drink “black water” is a niche market (at best).
Personally, if I decide to drink this stuff, I’m going to drink Eclipse, NOT blk
I hate the Manzo family.
Ewww! I’m in South Australia and haven’t seen it yet. Australia is a bit of a dumping ground for stuff that doesn’t sell in the US (models prefer makeup, movies that studios are too embarrassed to release in the US) so I wonder if they are trying to offload it. We have skinny girl here but it’s kind of a standalone brand – people spot it on the shelves and try it – no one really knows who bethenny is
Why haven’t they all been drinking this stuff on camera all season? They should ask the former OC Angels from RHOC to drive around in that Hummer wearing bikinis and help out.
They were all drinking regular bottled water….says something for blk doesn’t it? They don’t even like it…
I’ve noticed a bottle(s) of blk in the background of Jac and Caro’s kitchen scenes, but I doubt any of these dumps actually drink it. Same for Manziod spawn. They are just hoping people like them enough to buy blk. Personally, I can’t wait for them to “claim benefits” on the blk website, and get sued. I really hate the whole Manzo family.
Just seeing them advertising it diminishes the product.
I just saw a picture that Albie sent from the road it was taken at a Sheetz a sign reading 2 bottles of 16.9 oz of BLK for $4.00 with a Sheetz card.