July 21, 2012 9:00 pm UPDATE JULY 27, 2012 11:15 am
David Brooks Crooks Ayers, Vicki Gunvalson… “I’m a very busy guy… ONLINE!”
Crooks has identified himself as “WallStreet0705″ in communication via twitter… in particular with Vicki Gunvalson.
David Brooks Crooks Ayers was working… NINE months ago!!
The site is used by people to meet potential sex partners. “WallStreet0705″ is/was also a member of “Adult Friend Finder”… where his middle name is “spontaneous”…
NOTE: Crooks has been a member of AFF since Sept 27, 2006…which is, according to him, as long as he’s known Vicki! He has been on the site since 2006, and did not join recently. Did not catch the “Member Since” info previously…
Crooks’ “Attributes”…
Crooks’ SPECIFIC requirements…
What EXACTLY is Brooks job?
Giving Vicki daily Affirmations
LMAO
No one knows but I bet he has really fancy bidus cards printed up (on vVcki’s dime no doubt) That man just aint right.
LMAO . . . loved this movie, MP. “Raised lettering . . . pale nimbus.” “OMG, he even has a watermark!” Yep, this man just ain’t right, for sure! He described his build as “athletic!” Ehhhhh . . . more like dough boy to me!
lol. Seriously getting a strong American Psycho vibe outa ole Crooksy.
more stories about Crooks we read, more sociopath symptoms we see. Scary.
Tangy: Another direct question SH asked him via twitter… and he never answered!! LOL!! TFC!!! SH
Brooks is 45 now that means he just joined this website right after his birthday in March..
I think these sites automatically update your age as the year passes. But whatever the case he prolly did sign up for this AFTER he started his lil texty “I love yous” to the Vickster. So….he just pissed in his Wheaties. Vicki aint gonna just let that slide. Not saying she will dump him over it… but she will make his life hell for that little betrayal you can be sure. She might even cut him off the child support fund and when his ex-wife starts having to miss them checks again she might be inclined to spill all the dirt on this dirt bag. Do you know when their divorce was final?
I do not know if he is married or divorced currently.
ooooooooh! oooooooh! ooooooooh! oooooh!
I feel a NeNe moment coming on
Does anyone know if his birthday is actually March 20? I’d love to know. I checked his Twitter account for that date to see if there are any “Happy Birthday to my amazing man” tweets from the Ickster that day, but nothin’…. Then again…who would be dumb enough to use their real birthdate on a sex site… Um wait…nevermind.
Con man, pure and simple. Hes with Vicki and eventually he will move on to another sugar momma when the time comes or her money is gone.
Vicki closes her eyes to what she doesn’t want to see. Brooks is not very slick though he tries too hard. His line to Vicki and Tamra the Wine by Wives event about loving Ryan and Michael after meeting them was BS anyone would have to question his sincerity. His spiel at the reunion about being from the south blah blah is insulting to the south and the rest of us. Brianna is wright
he is afraid of her and the truth but Vicki can’t be alone so she refuses to see. If the whole world sees something or the lack there of it must be true. I think the “evil eye” thing was to come between Vicki and Tamra because he knows Tamra is on to him.. Maybe the new baby will help Vicki see what is important in life. There are worse things than being alone
Well lets hope so but more than likely once Brianna holds that precious bundle in her arms she will have that moment that all mommies have, the “I am never ever ever gonna let anything hurt you my angel. Never” promise. And then that strong maternal feeling in Brianna will highlight for her what a wingding her momma is being in regards to shuckin her children aside in favor of a man.
MP, hopefully, Crooks will do something so aggregious that Vick’s can’t overlook it before Briana has her baby. Hate that Briana is having to live with all of the Crooks drama during a time that should be joyful for her.
He is a real flim flam artist, and a lying POS. Plus all that lovey dovey gobbdegoop, what senior citizen talks like that? He is a fraud. He was trolling and he caught a big fish. He is just soooooooooooooo gross.
HUMMM very telling his pass me by if you dont want to “live life to the fullest” and “dream big” And he has her misspelling “alot” too . Silly Vicki.
The classicjimbo thing is super creepy. Can you imagine the thought of knowing you had “friended” someone like that? scary. You just never know.
Crooks loves sports. Check.
Crooks’ WSJ offices are in Franklin, TN. Check.
Crooks vomits the phrase “live life to the fullest” at least 10x/day. Check.
Crooks can’t spell (“adventerous”). Check.
Crooks supposedly met his ex girlfriend on sugardaddie.com (“GOLF TOURNAMENT”). Check.
Ew. Ew. Ew. RUN VICKI!!! No, seriously – run. What else do you need to see???
yep that “living life to the fullest” requires loads and loads of other peoples’ money. And no doubt he hopes that his targets will be “adventurous” with the bank accounts.
I can’t imagine wanting to be with a man that is trolling creepy sex sites. Maureen, totally agree with your ew, ew, ew.
Screw Vicki run Briana run!
Spelling “a lot” as 1 word is the least of Vicki’s grammar issues!! After hearing her speak during the Reunion shows, it was quite clear that she’s a moron. They ALL can’t string a coherent sentence together (except for Heather). It irks me that “successful” people can lack proper basic English skills!!
I wonder what the significance of 0705 is? Could this be a date? He did claim to have meet Vicki in 2005 didnt he?
Maybe it’s the number of women he’s conned. Vicki is number 0706!
that is hilarious!
Ha! Good one!
Oh ya Made, maybe Vicki met him online? That’s probably a lot of her reasoning behind defending their relationship. She was cheating on Don when she met him, so she feels like she is no better a person than he is.
she feels? She IS no better a person than he is! I can’t the way she spoke to Brianna at the reunion – She getting some “good” pipe laid for the first time in her life and all that banging has messed up all her other senses – including her common sense! I hope Bri and her family move out of that house of horrors and get as far away from that toxic woman as possible!
Icky, you get what you pay for, hope you had a good $5 well spent……… ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (past caring VG, cock up, nobody cares anymore).
I love how he admitted his wee-wee was average/average. I assume length and width. Sorry for that visual, people. I am still physically ill from the thought of Ritchie’s uncircumcised canolli (sp). I apologize in advance for giving everyone the urge to hurl.
Franklin, TN (1882 miles away). That distance would place him in CA looking for some on the side action right in Vicki’s backyard. Tamballs had it correct when she called him weird, creepy, weird. Snap out of it already,Vicki!!!
I think we need to look into this Frankin Tn thing real hard. Seems to me like he has gone out of his way to avoid mentioning his Tennessee connection. Wonder why that is? Seems like sumpin he might be trying to hide there. He could have still worked his “southern” angle if he claimed tn plus he would have been able to say without all the weird blustering that that was where he worked when Brianna was “interrogating” him. Sumpin aint right. Unless Frankin just showed up because the person searching it was from there?
I shudder every time I hear him call Vicky “my lady.” Gag.
Sort of like Melissa’s,” Hi Lovers.” O.k. now I really am going to stop.
His employment history includes a Sales position at a company in Franklin, TN called “nTelagent, Inc.” Get it…”Intelligent!” You can’t make this stuff up. He was also a Partner in a company called MedCon…which is the perfect name for a Con Artist working in the Medical field.
Andy needs to play a WWHL game and the guest will have to guess if these are real company names that Crooks has listed on his resume or did he just pull them outa his butt… call it Ayers or Come Up For Air.
Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Perfect! Can’t make this stuff up!
Tim lives in the same county but not in Franklin…. I can’t stand him and his stuck up wife.
ok. I live in Franklin, TN. Where his he? I gotta run him out of my town.
He’s southern too, so surely he will understand. We feel things deep down here ya know. Go back to Mississippi Crooks, just take interstate 40W.
Is there a Wall Street in Franklin, TN?
the closest Crooks has come to Wall Street is CNN!
There is a wall street in Shellbyville TN.
no there isn’t
No there isn’t in franklin I mean, yes there is one in Shelbyville. I can’t see him there its Walking Horse country, too rural.
Apparently, Creeps was yelling @ Icky in a tram @ a fundraising event in NewPort Beach, CA. Telling her she was embarrasing him @ the event. LOL
Oh Yeah, The poster told Creeps to stop yelling. Creeps said he wasn’t yelling.
Oh Man, the affirmations Vicky is getting!
Jack: Any idea what happens when the info is ‘googled’? You end up at SH… the info was on SH July 18: http://stoopidhousewives.com/2012/07/18/vicki-gunvalson-brooks-ayers-crooks-and-vicki-not-happy-in-the-oc-ryan-culberson-tells-sh-hes-blocked-by-crooks/ Use the SH search bar on the right… much easier! TFC!! SH
Sorry, i saw it first on Zimbio. You must have been first you sly person.
You are fast. Stoopid travels fast.
Jack: LOL!! Ya gotta be quick!! TFC!! SH
Saturday nite Vicky and Big Catch should be out on the town in OC. LOL
Can’t wait for next sighting.
-HA …’big catch’.. beautiful!
See below more exact information on Creep’s newest affirmations for Icky.
Donn a swinger and David also.
Is this a swinging family?
Good point. I’m sure Don didn’t become a swinger after he divorced Icky. I bet they were a swingin’ couple and both had an account on Adult Friend Finder. Must be where Icky first met Crooksie.
Crooksy,
Do you realize how silly you look to all your new high fluten OC “friends” when you owe such penny ante sums of money that you cant manage to scrape together to pay back? You SHOULD be embarrased! Pay Nanny you silly hobo.
On Zinbio dot com. Event for Riviera Magazine. @ Dana Pt. Shuttle Bus.
Jack: Yep! On Zimbio, too: http://www.zimbio.com/Vicki+Gunvalson/articles/j1eZ7x2LWvf/VICKI+GUNVALSON+Brooks+Ayers+Crooks+Vicki Take a look at the site who submitted the article… it’s SH! Again, you may want to simply use the SH search bar… SH usually has the original items and has other related items first. TFC!!! SH
I am using I Pad, links and copying links aren’t that easy. Corrected myself above.
You were first, I just didn’t see it first here. Good catch.
I would have paid cash to observe this affirmation.
Poor Vicky she can’t catch a break without being observed and contradicted and SH on her sexed up tail.
She has no shame. Pitiful.
Maybe Vicki is a swinger, too, and therefore doesn’t care that he is constantly trolling for women to hook up with.
The thought of anyone sticking their nozzle in Icky’s Love Tank makes me cringe.
When he said “I appreciate that” meaning how michael had been there for his own momma, I can totally see where Brianna comes from when she says he steps into their territory and acts like he is showing them around. I have a very close friend (ahem) whose momma moved a feller in once that had the audacity to say to the daughter ” I want you to know, you are welcome here at any time” like thanks buddy for giving her your daggum permission to visit her own momma in her childhood home. Like she needed your friggun permission. He would have been better off to have just kept his dang mouth shut because she sorta lost her mind over that lil display of “not knowing his place!” and then it was on and poppin.
And that nervous laugh…sounds like the old “Muttley” cartoons… someone please make a gif!! Wow made, I have had a similar experience. Maybe that’s why I relish in seeing him called out on the carpet.
Exactly Maureen.I have said this before but I will say it again. For the most part, these comments are not personal toward these hw and their menfolk, its just that a lot of times their behaviors represent things in our lives that we have had to deal with and perhaps was not able to shoot the mouth off about at the time. So in that way I will fully admit that I am a keybard commando. ‘cept I was socially engineered by a troll accusing all of us of being fat cat ladies to put my real photo up so I dont really “hide behind my keyboard.” But honestly I do feel better ranting about these fake people who do things that real people do that are stooopid. Truth.
agreed, sweetie.
Plus I loooooove all my friends here on the net
“And that nervous laugh…sounds like the old “Muttley” cartoons”
Awesome! Great call.
I know this is petty small minded and unkind but have you seen Brook’s profile? That nose could put an eye out. I agree with Tamra he is creepy and weird, can’t visualize a romantic relationship
with him. That would be worse than being alone.
Unfortunately we’ve seen it… he’s FUG!!
I think i just became a lesbian. Every man on these shows makes me want to poke my eyes out. Brooks, Gorgoid and the buck toothed, warted, doughy Sheik.
If you are constantly professing your love on social media it isn’t real!!!!! They make this thing called a telephone morons!!!
not sure why my comment so I’ll repost
If you have keep professing your love on a social media sight it isnt real!!!
If Donns been having an affair for 20 years. Why did Vicki marry him if she knew about this?
She can’t use it as a defense if she allowed it to happen.
Brooks is unbelievably creepy! He has delusions of grandeur & nothing going for him.
Its prolly the same reason she hasnt sent Crooks packin. She didn’t want to admit she was wrong about Donn who I think according to the scuttlebutt she was cheating on with her first husband. So she spent the last 20 years simmering with a white hot rage that prolly burned up any love-tank fuel she might have had in reserve. She was easy pickins for the likes of Brooks and I am sure Brianna sees this.
I’m wondering how much of Don’s reason for staying married to Vicki all those years had to do with the fact the kids weren’t his biologically. No way for him to get custody or even possibly visitation if things got ugly. I think if Vicki were mad things would have gotten pretty ugly.
California does have third party visitation in the case of divorce or death of a parent. I know this first hand from being sued by my son’s Evil Litigating Grandparent, AKA the mother-in-law from hell. The statute allows step-parents to sue as well as grandparents.
They may be the in laws from hell but apparently love your child. Must be hard for you. In the end all you care about is that your child is loved. Eventually everything comes out in the wash and you will be the better person for supporting what is best for your child. Warm thoughts Cyn
Actually, son was infant when my husband died. Right off the bat, they MIL from hell started squawking about her “rights” without ever being cut off from my son. Consulted a lawyer who told me the witch (by this time I discovered she had raided some assets belonging to husband) could get every other weekend, alternate holidays, and two weeks is the summer. He advised me to cut off contact because in order for visitation to be granted, there had to be a pre-existing relationship. I won the lawsuit and she hasn’t seen him since he was few months old.
How sad for your son. So it wasn’t about your son but about control. I will never understand that.
They give the grandparents medical marijuana while they are waiting for their hearings for stress.
Good question. But what I cant reconcile in my mind is the vow renewal… Donn seemed soooo sincere in that.
Maybe they both were in love with the concept of having a family not in a marriage. It is the only thing that makes sense to me.
HAHA! I thought the same thing! Of everything annoying about them, that was the kicker! #spellingpoliceunite
Vicki’s latest Tweet to Brooks: “I love you baby! All the haters [sic] are just jealous of what we have!!”
Take THAT, all (of) you jealous haters on SH and throughout the rest of the English-speaking World!
Useful Crooks catchphrases:
“Thanks for the opportunity” (or, “I appreciate the opportunity”)
“I appreciate that”
“It’s all good”
“Really?”
“I’m a hugger”
“We have a lot in common”
“The OC” (FYI nobody from Orange County calls it by this)
“I feel like I know you”
You forgot “He’s The Bomb Dot Com” and “The best thing I love about us is ‘u’”
Useful Brooks Tweetphrases:
“That’s a lie”
“Another lie”
“Get your facts straight”
“Laughable”
“Get a life”
“@DrDubrow…Date Night soon?”
“Not true…tired of being defamed”
“I paid for my teeth and the fur with my own money”
“I’m caught up on child support”
“I have a career in healthcare”
“I’m from the South”
“I’m Really 45 years old”
I wish this would’ve posted before the reunion. What a demented pig.
Watching Brooks made me actually like Slade Smiley…god help us all
This is supposedly where Brooks is employed. What a shitty looking website – looks almost phony
http://wfjassociates.com/index.html
This guy, WFJ, says he has been the CEO of large hospitals. Hello that’s your resume? What hospitals large or otherwise could you be referring to? I don’t think he’s ever been anything of the sort. A fraudster works for a fraudster. Now that’s impressive! What jerks hire these guys?
Alot is one word.Get your spell check right.
Beg to disagree! A lot is two words.
Here is sumpin I found on that at englishforums dot com:
Here’s a trick of the trade.
If you can insert a word bewteen “a” and “lot”, then it should be written as two words:
I like you a whole lot.
I like you a lot.
All the best,
Now the one word “allot” would be as in “Vicki allots a monthly allowance to Crooks in exchange for him filling her love tank with his average dingle dangle.
MP: Very nice English grammar lesson of the day!! LOL!! TFC! SH
Crooksey lists his male endowment as average/average which really means: small/tiny. lol, you know men always add inches that ain’t there! Average = small
GUFFAW!! SNORT!!
I agree! It’s like the person that gets pulled over for drunk driving that’s had two beers…usually that amount can be at least doubled and then some…so Crooksey probably has an itty bitty teenie weenie…
Ya know I wonder if the women that sign up for this adultfinder site have to categorize their lady parts for the convenience of the male perusers
1) tighter than the girdle of a baptist minister’s
wife at an all-you-can-eat buffett.
OR
2) like throwin a hot dog down a hallway.
OR
3)Average(who wants to admit to an average cockpit?)
These are the kinds of questions that keep me up at night.
Cockpit, heh heh.
This just has to be Brooks…he does claim he’s 45 and according to another post he did work in Franklin, TN. I wonder if there is confirmation that his birthday is March 20. I checked his tweets for that day, no “Happy Birthday to my amazing man” tweets from the Ickster.
Forty five years old my ASS.
Well, yes…who is dumb enough to put their actual birthdate on a sex site anyway? I mean…
I almost spit out my coffee when I saw he listed his body type as “athletic”…
His age range for a mate was also 20-35. And he likes “nice breasts.” Give me a break!! HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS!!
He’s a hugger (gag a maggot)
Oh lawd… He’s a Pisces if 3/20 is his B-Day!!!!! A double-Minded man Is unstable in all his ways..
I noticed a huge error, his bio reads: Language: English. This is clearly a huge mistake, it should read, Language: Bullshit.
Between Vicki and Crooks bumping uglies for years with randoms and then coming together now, I just get a gross mental picture of 50 something’s riddled with every STD known to mankind.
Am I the only one that hears Crooks slurring at every event? Heather’s party. Dinner with Tamera, sheesh, too many times, no, EVERY time he is at a social event. It is disgusting. I like a drink like the next person, but this guy clearly has a problem.
What 20 yr old tan girl with a hard body would even look twice at Crooks? So funny that is what he wants while he looks like a marshmallow man.
Every good con man looks for the next cash cow while he’s milking the present one dry.