July 26, 2012 9:50 pm
There has been much chatter about Shana “Taylor Armstrong’s” drunken antics at Kyle Richards’ daughter, Portia’s fourth birthday party…
Here are the first photos…
Shana “Taylor Armstrong”… Kyle Richards…
Shana and “No Shoes” Kyle…
KYLE AND SHANA IN LIMO… “STOP the car!! I need a Light!!!”
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STOOPID HOUSEWIVES
Skank. Sick skank.
Not only does Kyle have man hands, she has man feet. Her feet look like Fred Flintstones feet.
Great promo pics for Traylor’s new gig as national spokes person for DV group.
Either she’s acting really good or she’s really sick and needs help fast. In a way I guess I’m a softy but I feel for her.
Who’s the little kid in the middle?
Wesley: An underage guest at the party. TFC!!! SH
Shana looks gross…
She is a nasty person. Who licks a male child at a birthday party? So so so inappropriate.
I was thinking the same thing!
Kyle even has sasquatch FEET!
Was just thinking same thing ugly feet looks like the beginning of bunions
Kyle and Kim really didn’t inherit very good genes. I don’t like Paris but at least she has some polish. K & K look like peasants.
You are so right. I have thought this for some time.
I bet Joe Guidice has prettier and more feminine looking feet than Kyle! (Kyle was the one referred to as man-hands…right?)
Her behavoir in the pics with that minor child makes me sick….who does that? well, besides Traylor Trash….If she doesnt know boundaries with a party guest, does she know boundaries with her own child? We know the answer to that….with a supposed internet stalker in NJ on the loose, she took her daughter to NJ for her book signing, talked badly about the dad, had the daughter draw hearts in the books for the “fans”…….wow. Kids repeat/learn what they see in the home.
The Whole Idea of this is just completely Repulsive!
KYLE look really small… She had meat on her last season…IMO…
Did you read where she had liposuction?
what is with taylor and her sticking her tongue out
Noticed how Shana is bellied up to the bar – her favorite seat in the house.
Oh my gosh! She looks like she’s been doing more than drinkin (IMO)!! What a mess!
Shana keep your disgusting tongue in your creepily oversized mouth and keep it shut!
You’re not sexy, you skank.
Shana really is pure TRASH! Really, Shana, this is a party for four year olds and you shove your boobs in a young boys face and do the “dirty tongue move”….yes, we have seen that nasty move many times already. Shana is a disgrace! Frankly, Kyle is no better, she seems to be going along with the whole thing.
So, who is up for the Shana Cruise? Photo op anyone? Want to learn to live the Beverly Hills Lifestyle on a budget from Shana?
Or, how about a workshop with Shana’s shrink Dr. Sophy, no socks? Isn’t his work with Shana impressive?
Who is going to take one for the team and go on the cruise
I would but Id get sea sick on top of Shanna sick I might just blow chunks all over her
Not me!! I am so repulsed by Shana and her fame whore Dr. Sophy…..I would let my Colorado loose on both of them!
So now she has moved onto molesting under-aged boys. Nice. If that photo had been reversed “male” licking a young girls head and pressing his legs up against her, uhm… I am pretty sure that is breaking the law. What a sicko, Dr Sophy obviously has failed miserably with his so called therapy. Looks like he may be doing a great job with the meds though! Ewh… she/he give me the creeps!
Her mouth is just a gaping maw, and that’s the second ‘wandering tongue’ photo this week.
If I focus on it even slightly, I know that I could make myself vomit right now.
It just can’t be unremembered!
It’s the stuff nightmares are made of.
Does anyone know if Taylor has family? She is an emotional disgrace! And more!
IMO, she should of annouced after husbands death she was taking her daughter away and would put her 1st not a show. I would of called my folks and disappeared. I know she was apart from him but he is still her daughters father. I worry for that girl. Im really torn about what shes claimed. Id feel horrible if it were true but I saw a meek type guy who wasnt all the rich cool his wife wanted?
All that aside i worry for her child.
Dizzie: Oh, you are VERY new to SH! Of course, Shana has family: http://stoopidhousewives.com/2012/02/06/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-shana-taylor-armstrong-meet-shanas-parents-more-on-shanas-name-change-shanas-parents-living-in-ca-shana-liar-liar-pants-on-fire-video/ There are over 400 items re Shana… use the “categories” menu and you can find everything you ever wanted to know about Shana!! TFC!!! SH
Thank U SH.
As a mother of two sons, if that were my child, she would learn the true meaning of “going Oklahoma on her ass.”
Amen sister!! If that were MY son I would have f-r-e-a-k-e-d. Table flipping Tree would have nothing on me. How could one single person (out of that many that witnessed it) not be compelled to stop it??
LOVE IT! Was thinking same thing needanotherbaby. Mom of 4 sons and 1GS. Oklahoma wouldn’t have crap compared to what this Red neck gal would do! Kyle is posing with them. Yuck to them both!
Kyle needs to cut that woman outa her and her kid’s life. I would be soooo mad if someone showed up to my kid’s birthday party acting like that. But then again we don’t serve alkihol at little children’s birthday parties…. These BH people are nuttier than an chithouse at a peanut farm. Yep you are right if any skank was lickin up on my kid I would stomp a mud hole in their ass and walk it dry.
It is deeply disturbing that with an entire Bravo crew at this event, that no one put a stop to this and hauled her drunking, twisted ass out of there! This was obviously not a healthy situation for anyone, but, it is particularly harmful to the children. Her being obviously stinking drunk is enough, but her behavior with this young boy is criminal.
What happend to her face? Too much botox, or something else
I’ve been told that the producers love to “liqqquer them up” before shooting.
It makes sense after what we’ve seen on all the franchises. However, Shana remains the most frightening and why Mandy keeps her around is beyond me. Isn’t one death in the family enough for him?
The plaintiffs in the Punta Cana lawsuit make that exact allegation.
Oh — and that stupid video — Shana lights the wrong end of her cig (after all the histronics)! lolol
I know I said when I first saw it that the limo driver she just screamed at prolly saw that she was lighting the wrong end and didn’t bother to tell her any different. If she thinks its ok to scream at strangers like that imagine the hell ire she rained down on Russel on the daily. And obviously she aint that coordinated when she is lit up soooo I believe that she jacked her own eye up due to a condition known as cerebrial fecalosis and unfortunately for her they dont make a pill for that yet.
It’s disturbing to see Shana trying to lick an underage kid’s face and it would be mind boggling for Bravo to show it. And like the OP said, i’m also shocked that Kyle went along with it at her own daughter’s birthday party.
I didn’t see it as her trying to lick a young boy. She was just sticking her tongue out like a lot of people do in photos.
Like she did in the pic with Lisa that SH had up a few days ago. Where she’s choking Lisa after lunch, prolly cause Lisa made her pay! It looks like Kyle is actually the one gettin’ ready to lick the kid’s ear. Can’t stand either of them.
I see Kyle supplied Shana with a cotton candy machine…we all know Shana luuuves her cotton candy. Wonder if she treated the guests to another ‘cotton candy show’ with her octomouth? Oh yeah! Beverly Hills lifestyle shirt – what a famewhore.
Shot, that clip made me sad. Last season was really f’ed up. I feel equally f’ed up that I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT.
Hee…..so who is the boy?
lawd a’ mighty ….
she’s crackin’ up on national television …..
Uh oh, Bad Clown, how can she even look at herself is beyond me………
Kyle got a new butt, copy off Lisa. She totally sucks. Can’t stand her.
Kyle must have a real shortage of friends to have to hang out with Taylor. Kyle must have some loose screws.
So, wait. Kyle kicked that drunk woman out of her white party because she was inappropriate with Ma-reeeeeee-cio but she has no problem with Shana being drunk and acting inappropriately at her daughter’s 4th birthday party? Well, I guess as long as Shana isn’t inappropriate with Ma-reeeeeee-cio she’s golden.
Production probably asked Kyle to please not ask Shana Tay to leave so that they could catch some good footage… I wonder if she’s been asking Gene Simmons for advice too…from the looks of it she has his tongue trick down pat.
Exactly Paula! I also remember when Kyle freaked out and went on and on over Brandi’s little boy peeing in the yard at Adrienne’s house! I’ll bet Trayliar is one of those drunks that pees her pants (MP, roll it
)! I tend to believe that she really does have something on Kyle and or the Producers, hence Kyle’s putting up with her antics – even at the expense of her own Precious Portia’s Birthday party! Both are shameless and disgraceful!
Great point, NotAlways! I remember Kyle going on and on and on in disgust over Brandi’s four year old boy peeing on the lawn. Proper Kyle was so disgusted! But, yet, a very drunk, crying, screaming, acting out with a young boy, Shana, is a cause for laughter???? Kyle is well aware of what happens when you offer alcohol to Shana, why would Kyle or anyone offer alcohol at the party of a 4 year old?
Her pumpkin head is almost as big as LuLu’s
Either she has something on kyle, or kyle is inlove with her.
And . . . who can forget this “classic!”
Lisa was sooo funny with her “doing things with it I have only read about in books” That woman is a superfreak if I ever did see one. Traylor, not so much….all for show. Reminds me of that joke
Q: What do a condom and Shannabanna Taylor Armstrong have in common?
A: They both spend about 98% of their time in your wallet and only 2% on your dingdong.
Oh snaparooski!!
Bwah haaaaa! Great joke, MP! You’re right about VanderPlump . . . she doth protesteth too much! Closet freak.
Where was Kennedy Caroline during all of this? Since this was a children’s party, it would have been appropriate for Kennedy to attend. Gosh, she might have even had some wholesome fun, heaven knows this little girls deserves some fun!
Can you even imagine the trauma of Shana’s behavior on this tiny girl? Was she forced to go home with her shit faced mother?
Who is caring for this helpless, tiny girl?
Shana and Sophoney made Kennedy Caroline a chart to live by. Last item on the list is put Shit-faced Shana to bed (if she happens to be alone). If a random hookup is with Shana, that becomes his job, giving the kid a break. Shanna’s probably gonna market her “Mommy on a Chart” soon. What a great mommy Shitfaced Shana makes, huh?
There isn’t anything that hasn’t been said about Taylor. IMO it would piss her off if no one bothers to comment on her and maybe send Andy a message. We want her gone and we don’t care.
Shana looks scary–like a serial killer. Her eyes look dead. Shame on Kyle for acting like an asshole too. So, what was the cut-off point in Kyle’s mind with Shana’s behavior? It’s okay to stick your tongues out at a child and lean all over him in an inappropriate way?? This is all so scripted and set up that it’s embarassing. They’re all trash.